Friday, April 27, 2018

10 Stories So Blatantly Fabricated About Picking Up Chicks That They'll Paralyze You With Cringe


10 people that tried to pawn off terrible stories about picking up chicks on social media.

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Fake Black Conservative Twitter Account Gets Publicly Busted


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At least his excuse upon being busted for pure BS was GOLD. Note to self: the internet ALWAYS uncovers the truth. 

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Mom's Meltdown Over Sketchy Discovery Is Hilariously Off The Mark


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Mom was ready to GO OFF, but upon further inspection she discovered her son was a bit more wholesome than she gave him credit for. 

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Student Submits Idiotic File To Professor, Becomes Pure Panic


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29 Heartwarming WINs That are Restoring Our Faith in Humanity


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Let's take a break from the FAILs to appreciate the times humanity is awesome.

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Girl And Her Boyfriend Wish Horribly Specific Things On Each Other


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Just like that strange beast we call "love", this is beautifully twisted. 

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Far Right Ex-Kidnapper Politician Gets Scorched On Twitter


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His first and only mistake was "opening a dialogue." From there it was just too easy. Apparently this dude had to quit the raceslast year when a photo surfaced of him saluting a swastika on his front lawn. 

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Idiot Gets Destroyed After BS Tweet About Disabled Parking Permits


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Serves the insensitive prick right! 

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8 People With Severe Allergies Who Were Surprise "Tested" By Monsters


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Allergies are pretty common, and sane people know not to put their friends and loved ones in danger. Apparently, some people are unafraid to push it to the limit.

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16 Eerie Facts That'll Make You Squirm In Your Seat


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Turns out those damn wasps ARE actually following you around. 

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17 Unfaithful Cheaters Reveal How Their Confessions Went


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The results will surprise you. 

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Thursday, April 26, 2018

Critic Blasted for Stretching "A Quiet Place" into White Supremacy Metaphor


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Tried just a *little* too hard on that one.

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20 of the Pettiest Reasons People Ended Relationships


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These people are the antithesis of tolerance.

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26 People Raised By Anti-Vaxxer Parents Share Their Stories


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These are troubling to say the very least. 

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18 Frustrated Military Candidates Share Why They Were Disqualified


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The reasons are guaranteed to surprise you. 

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Anti-Vaxxer Vegan's Facebook Rant Will Genuinely Leave You Speechless


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Typical anti-vaxxer with a BIG twist. The contained level of what I can only imagine must be some grade A rage here is vaguely terrifying as well. 

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Shameless Scammer Using Dead Aunt's Identity Gets Brought to Justice


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Can a scammer get much lower than this? Using the identity of a passed loved one is pretty despicable, on top of a fake charity no less.

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Traumatized Woman Tweets Boyfriend's Disturbing Conflict With Racist Cops


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This one's going to leave you speechless. 

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Elon Musk Wants To Build A Cyborg Dragon And People Are Down


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Elon Musk back at it again with the A+ ideas that we actually need to see happen. A boring (as in the "boring" flamethrowers he actually created) dragon has never sounded so damn enticing. Where can we get one? 

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Women Share Things They Do When They Want You To Ask Them Out


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Pay attention, you don't want to miss these. 

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13 Tinder Moments That Aren't Soul Crushingly Insensitive


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The modern dating world is a troubling strange beast of a thing. These somehow weren't ALL BAD. 

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Super Drunk Chick Can't Order a Drink to Save Her Life


Didn't see that coming...

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Teamwork Win! Community Carries a House Down The Road


They say true friends help their friends move.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

10 Roasts That Were A Scorching Savage Level 100


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This is where self esteem goes to die. 

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Woman On Tinder With No Legs Goes Viral For Hilariously Amazing Bio


Woman on Tinder with no legs goes viral for her hilarious and awesome bio.

There's nothing we love quite more than someone, anyone, who is able to make the most out of their disability by healing some of the pain through humor and laughter. It feels like just yesterday we discovered another young woman on Tinder who was going viral for her phenomenal ability to incorporate missing an arm into hilarious costume ideas/one-liners. Now, we have Mandy, who lost both her legs back in 2014 after being hit by a train. And instead of letting utter devastation wash over her, she's fighting back, throwing herself headlong into the predictably wild world of Tinder to share some amazing humor. Let's just say her bio's the best thing we've seen in a while!

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Tagged: humor , tinder , viral , funny , win , dating

11 "Very Smart" Braggarts Whose Egos are Laughably Cringey


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We got some egos up in here!

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