Saturday, February 17, 2018

Guy FAILs At Weapon Safety While Reviewing A Gun


"It's Unloaded"

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Tagged: guns , FAIL , gun

Guy's Intense Live Tweet of Dramatic Break Up at Burger King Is A Whopping Success


Guy live tweets super dramatic breakup at Burger King.

Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast. 

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20 Facts About The Ninja Turtles Movie


Collection of facts about the first Ninja Turtles movie.

Annnd now it's time to watch this throwback film. 

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People That Went to Crazy Lengths to Take a Decent Photo


Collection of pictures from people that tried way too hard to take the perfect photo.

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24 Wholesome Pics That'll Remind You Life Can Somehow Be Beautiful Sometimes


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Can someone PLEASE stop cutting the damn onions in here? 

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31 Uber and Lyft Drivers Share Their Craziest NSFW Stories


Uber and Lyft drivers share stories of their craziest NSFW passengers.

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Tagged: crazy , NSFW , uber , lyft , driving , ridiculous

25 Totally Useless Facts You Need To Keep The Small Talk Alive


Collection of totally useless facts you might as well learn to keep your small talk efforts alive.

Have honestly always wondered what the golden time is for the perfect nap. 

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This Person's Cringe Story About Horrific Bathroom Incident on Plane Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry


Person tells cringe story about terrible bathroom incident when they're on the plane.

Hands down worst-case scenario when it comes to a case of uncontrollable shits. 

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Tagged: poop , gross , cringe , traveling

MoonPie Reminds Us Dad Jokes Are The Best With One Tweet


MoonPie company reminds us why dad jokes are the best with one funny tweet.

MoonDad is DEFINITELY the real MVP. 

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Dad Gets Ruthless Revenge After Another Man Slaps His Daughter's A** During a Softball Game


Dad Gets Ruthless Revenge After Another Man Slaps His Daughter's A** During a Softball Game

This guy is going down as the dad of the week after he utterly dismantled an embezzler after he wouldn't leave his daughter alone in her softball league. 

We're not going to dox anyone, but there's strong confirmation that this story is completely true. 

Good game 'Steve'.

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Tagged: FAIL , revenge , parenting , funny , win

Woman's Routine Doctor Visit Results In Hilarious Facebook Post


Woman's routine visit to the doctor results in a hilarious glittery disaster.

She'll think twice the next time she goes to throw on some perfume...

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Polite Guy Texts Girl After Date Asking to Just Be Friends, Complete Cringeworthy Freakout Ensues


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Poor guy was just trying to send off the obligatory gentlemanly 'had a good time' text; and he ends up unmasking one ferociously crazy chick. Fair to say he really dodged a bullet on this one. 

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Tagged: cringe , freakout , dating

Friday, February 16, 2018

48 Shamelessly Honest Tweets and Pics About the Struggles of Marriage


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Here's to hoping the crew of writers back over at CBS happen upon these...can almost make out the obnoxious sound of the 'laugh track' in the background. Solid couple seasons of a new family-oriented comedy show here. Okay, but in all fairness; bachelorhood is feeling pretty damn good right now after trucking through these. I might add that the tweets had a suspicious amount of 'husband did ____ wrong' kind of humor going on. 

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Flying Bathtub Drone Gives New Meaning to Cleaner Air Travel


Two German Brothers made a bathtub drone for personal transportation. It's an amazing project and we hope no one pulls the plug.

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20 Everyday Objects That Will Make You Feel Like You're Being Watched


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These objects may not be as inanimate as they seem...

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Twitter is Outraged at Blackface Chinese New Year Sketch


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The sketch about African-Chinese relations, featuring a Chinese actress in blackface and wearing prosthetics, was watched by up to 800 million people in China. It's quickly become the center of a controversy about racial ignorance in the country.

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20 Unfortunate Souls Who Got Roasted to a Crisp


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Hold on to your hats, it's about to get accurate up in here.

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Tagged: roast , insult , Reddit , teeth , ugly

18 Merciless FMLs That Will Make Your Own Life Feel Less Painful and Awkward


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If you ever wished you were someone else, think twice.

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46 Perfect Photoshop Trolls We Almost Feel Bad For Laughing At


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These people had it coming to them. 

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Fails From Idiots That Need An Instruction Manual For Life


Collection of life fails from people that are struggling to not make mistakes everywhere they go.

Note to self: never initiate physical contact with your dentist.

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Tagged: FAILS , struggle , morons , idiots

21 Grade-A Exam Fails


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Fortune favors the bold. Except when it comes to standardized testing.

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19 Cringeworthy Pics From People You Never Want To Meet


Collection of cringe-packed posts that show the weird underbelly of society.

Prepare to feel very normal after reading through these, and likely not want to live on this planet anymore. These all serve as solid reminders that society's always going to be full of folks that were seemingly born for a different planet altogether. 

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Dude Gets Best Surprise Ever When He Orders A Painting Of What He Thought Were Waves


Guy gets best surprise ever when he orders a painting of what he thought were waves.

I don't consider myself a connoisseur of great artwork by any means, but dude, my guy just purchased a damn masterpiece. Isn't it the best when mistakes result in pure wins? 

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50 Antiques Roadshow Re-Captions That Make Perfect Sense


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Writer @KeatonPatti took it upon himself to improve the Antiques Roadshow in the best way possible. The results are weird, dumb and hilarious.

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Girl's Forehead Gets Savagely Roasted by R/RoastMe


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The internet doesn't pull any punches when it comes to roasting, and they won't need to, cause this forehead could withstand getting hit by a train.

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Olympian Fail! Elena Nikitina Misses Her Sled


What happens when you miss your sled at the top of the track? Elena Nikita probably wants to keep this skeleton in her closet.

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A Further 50 Antiques Roadshow Re-Captions That Are Very Realistic


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Writer @KeatonPatti took it upon himself to improve the Antiques Roadshow in the best way possible. The results are weird, dumb and hilarious.

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