Monday, October 30, 2017

Massive Jerk Catfishes Girl On Tinder Cause He Can't Get Any Likes


This didn't fail to fill us with a blind rage. Like come on, man. 

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Cars Narrowly Avoid Lethal Crash After Semi Tips Over On Highway


"A truck was cut off by a car entering the highway. It was able to avoid the car, but lost control directly towards me."


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Fashion Company Releases Skirt That Looks Like a Car Mat and Twitter is Freaking Out


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From the company that brought you the $2000 IKEA Tote Bag comes the next revolution in the world of fashion: A skirt that looks like a foot mat from a car. 

This "embossed leather skirt" has the internet up in arms over it's design. All that's missing is the air freshener. 

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Guy Leaves Legendary Amazon Review For 55-Gallon Tub Of Passion Lube


Guy with wild imagination leaves a ridiculous Amazon review for a huge tub of "Passion Lube."

My only complaint with this unforgettable, wildly imaginative Amazon review is that everyone didn't find it helpful. At the very least this helped me have an exponentially more humorous day. Sit back and enjoy. 

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20 Signs You Might Be Turning Into Your Parents


Signs You Might Be Turning Into Your Parents

It's inevitable that we inherit a lot of our personality traits from our parents, after all, we share there genetics and spent a great part of our lives with them. The thing you don't expect is just how much the similarities sneak up on you once you reach adulthood.  

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Student Tweets Story About Using Chalk To Stop Her Teacher's Sexual Harassment


Guy stops his creepy teacher from sexual assault in best way possible.

This student made the most out of a painfully inappropriate situation, brought on by a loathsome predatory coward of a high school teacher that'd sexually harass his students by rubbing the crotch area of his pants up against their desks. Yeah, you read that right. Like, WTF, dude? Anyways, fair to say that the teacher learnt his lesson. A+ work by the student here. 

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Old Family Guy Clip That Joked About Kevin Spacey Is TOO Relevant Now


Old Family Guy clip that jokes about Kevin Spacey being a predator is crazy relevant after news of Spacey's sexual assault broke today.

Someone brought this unsettling, old clip from Family Guy to attention following the news that broke today about Kevin Spacey allegedly sexually assaulting a minor. Looks like The Simpsons aren't the only ones predicting the future with an alarming accuracy. 

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Terrible Jealous Wife Asks Internet For Relationship Advice And Gets Shredded By Twitter


Terrible, jealous wife asks the internet for relationship advice and ends up getting roasted by people on Twitter.

When someone's compelled to write that they just came across the most 'monstrous' thing they've ever seen on a widely-recognized immoral cesspool of a subreddit, r/relationships, you know you're about to see some messed up sh*t. This right here is legit painful to read through. 

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35 Hilarious Headstones and Amusing Epitaphs From People Who Were Too Witty For This Earth


Hilarious Headstones and Amusing Epitaphs From People Who Were Too Witty For This Earth

These people are probably laughing it up in the afterlife right now after pulling a fast one on death itself. 

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15 Insane Dating Profiles From People You Might Want to Avoid


Insane Dating Profiles From People You Might Want to Avoid

You might not want to swipe right on these people. 

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Guy Spikes Twitter Controversy After Throwing Woman's World Series Home Run Ball Back


Worst MLB fan ever rips a home run ball out of woman's hand after she catches it, and throws it back onto the field.

Well, it looks like the Astros don't bother keeping a visiting team's home run ball; and we're talking, EVEN when it's the Astros World Series' record-shattering home run. 

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23 Moments When People Realized Their SO Was An Idiot


Moments When People Realized Their SO Was An Idiot

If any of these things seem familiar to you, you're probably dating an idiot.

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12 Beloved Fictional Characters Who Are ACTUALLY Awful Individuals


Beloved Fictional Characters Who Are ACTUALLY Awful Individuals

Prepare for this one to hit you right in the childhood. 

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15 Insane Dating Profiles From People You Might Want to Avoid


Insane Dating Profiles From People You Might Want to Avoid

You might not want to swipe right on these people. 

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Sunday, October 29, 2017

32 Excruciatingly Annoying Things That Should Really Be Illegal


Annoying and irritating things that should really be illegal.

Sure, some of these definitely reflect people in dire need of a chill pill; but others, oh boy....talk about the bane of our existence. 

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12 Shower Thoughts That Will Open Your Third Eye


Shower Thoughts That Will Open Your Third Eye

Get woke with these delightful shower thoughts. 

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20 Funny Tweets About God's Logic


Collection of funny tweets about the crazy nature of God's logic.

God works in mysterious ways...

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18 More Weird Moments From Tumblr's Fanatical Fanbase


More Weird Moments From Tumblr's Fanatical Fanbase

"Let us not go to Tumblr. 'Tis a silly place"

A continuation of yesterday's list

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15 People Conceive the Worst Meals You Can Imagine


People Conceive the Worst Meals You Can Imagine

These are the kinds of meals that they'd serve in hell.

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32 Hilarious Texts From Ex's That Will Make You Shudder


Hilarious Texts From Ex's That Will Make You Shudder

These ex's aren't getting along and they might just remind you of people from YOUR past. 

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15 Women Share Their Dating Profile Deal Breakers


Women Share Their Dating Profile Deal Breakers

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23 Times Youtube Comments Totally Nailed It


Times Youtube Comments Totally Nailed It

The commenting section on Youtube can be an absolute sh*thole but occasionally it can churn out some gold! 

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10 Funny Girlfriends With A Sharp Sense of Humor That Are the Real Deal


Funny girlfriends with a great sense of humor that are definitely worth holding on to.

These ladies know how to keep a relationship interesting with razorsharp wit, and not taking things too seriously. 

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15 Characters Who Are The 'Jar-Jar Binks' of Their Universes


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This collection of characters might be the most awful in existence.

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Ruthless Woman Trolls the Shit out Of Facebook Scammer With Her Own Fake Identity


Woman with her own fake identity trolls the crap out of a Facebook scammer, and it's amazing.

Let's get a round of applause for the best case of trolling we've seen in a long time. Nothing quite warms our hearts like the scammer getting rightfully scammed. What a savage. 

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Watch Donald Trump Bash Media In Front Of Children


Donald Trump insulting the media in front of children for press event inspires ridiculous reactions on Twitter.

The press naturally having a field day with this one....

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