Friday, May 19, 2017

Nailed it.

12 Facts That Will Make You Feel Ancient


12 facts that will make you feel really old

If the death of Chris Cornell this week wasn't enough to trigger an existential crisis, these certainly will be.

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Crazy Guys Who Lost Their Minds After Getting Rejected


Collection of guys who went crazy after being rejected in texting conversations.

Pull it together dudes!

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Tagged: FAIL , rejection , funny , dating

The Daily FAIL: 27 Memes to Keep Friday Going Strong


when you're dying but hoe is life a cover photo for a daily dose of fresh memes and funny images

TGIF.

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16 People Share the Insane Things They've Heard Through the Walls of Their Apartment


Ah, the joys of living in close quarters with other people. 

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16 Cringe Filled Moments Brought to You By People Who Give Zero F*cks


people who have no filter post cringe inducing things on social media

Literally the definition of zero f*cks given. 

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe

22 of the Worst Things People Let Their Siblings Take the Blame For


siblings describe the worst things they framed their siblings for

Ahh, the joys of growing up with siblings.

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Tagged: kids

Two Guys Take on Hottest Ramen In the World and It'll Literally Make You Sweat


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Tagged: spicy , painful , food , Video

16 People Describe How Their Crazy Ex Earned That Title


people describe why their ex is a crazy ex

Just your average everyday morons and sociopaths. 

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In unison.

19 Miserable Facebook FAILs That Will Make You Cringe


facebook fails where people made fools of themselves on social media

Just... why?

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe

Nice recover-.....

13 Beastly Zookeeper Work Stories That Need to Be Tamed Due to Greatness


Collection of crazy zookeeper stories.

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Tagged: work , zoo , animals

Kill Bill Vol. 3

20 Cringe-Soaked Yahoo! Questions About Sex That'll Crush Your Faith in Humanity


Slack Line? More Like Clotheslined

10 Dudes Forever Banished to the Blue-Ball Confines of Friendzone Hell


Ten guys that are forever banished to the status of being in the friendzone with their crushes.

Thoughts and prayers go out to our sexually frustrated gents of the hour!

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35 Former Walmart Employees Share Their Horror Stories


Former Walmart employees share their horror stories - cover image of Walmart exterior and bathroom story from employee.

Lock these crazy customers up and throw away the key! Pure madness running amok throughout these grim stories, man. 

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Trebuchet Fail

Pop that bottle, girl!

When You're Tired of This Shit

GOAL!

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Instant Karma

Artist Leaves $15K Worth of Coins Along Canal and Live-Tweets What Happens


Artist leaves 15,000 pennies along canal and proceeds to live-tweet what happens.

The guy had to have known how this little social experiment would turn out. At least he used pennies. 

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Tagged: twitter , art , live tweet

Silicon Valley's Thomas Middleditch Eating the World's Hottest Wings While Doing Improv Comedy Is Pure Gold


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Merriam-Webster Desperately Wants Trump to Understand How to Spell 'Counsel'


Donald Trump misspells 'counsel' and proceeds to get trolled by Merriam-Webster on Twitter.

Spelling disaster struck and Merriam-Webster was there to capitalize on it. 

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12 People Who's Attempts At Dating Conversation Were Filled With Cringe


People Make cringeworthy attempts at conversation on dating apps

Consider this as a guide on how NOT to initiate conversations. 

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A Legend Passes. RIP Chris Cornell


Rest in peace Chris Cornell.

All jokes and laughs aside, we've lost a legend. You were an inspiration and the voice of our generation. Rest easy Chris.

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PewDiePie Asks to be Roasted And He's Being Torn to Absolute Shreds


PewDiePie asks the internet to roast him and they don't fail to deliver in spectacular fashion.

It's....it's beautiful. These are the 10 most brutal roastings we've come across so far. He brought this (rightful?) roasting on himself. 

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20 Times Gordon Ramsay Chopped and Skewered Aspiring Chefs on Twitter


20 times Gordon Ramsay lashed out at aspiring chefs with brutal twitter roasts.

Gordon Ramsay's usual Twitter roast takedown on the steady assembly line of aspiring chefs is made exponentially better by his whiplike wit. In a single blow the guy manages to spotlight everything wrong/weird looking about a dish that probably doesn't taste half that bad. 

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