Friday, April 7, 2017

Kung Fu Master Pulls 7 Cars Using Only His Giant Stones


This takes balls.

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Alternate Star Wars: 26 Times the Series Could Have Gone an Entirely Different Direction


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Earlier this week we ran a list of moments when different answers could have changed the plot of Star Wars entirely. Well, we're still loving this meme, so here's another round.

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20 Confessions From People Who Work at Gyms


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These 20 people came clean about the perks, drawbacks and dirty secrets that come with working at a gym.

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14 Strange 'Would You Rather' Questions That Will Have You Scratching Your Head


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Choose wisely. 

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Learn Yourself Some Knowledge With These 25 Science Facts


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Science bitch.

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20 Pictures Taken at the Best and Worst Moments Possible


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Which is which? We'll let you decide.

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Afternoon Awesome: 22 Memes to Keep the Ball Rolling


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Keep your day going with a healthy dose of memery. 

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31 Moments of Cringe Inducing FAIL


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Sometimes there just are no words. 

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24 Brutal Roasts For Your Friday Fry


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These people got brutalized after agreeing to be roasted on /r/roastme.

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20 Times People Suddenly Realized Their Partner Might Be an Idiot


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These 20 facepalms are  the moment when you take a step back and think, "Well, at least they're cute."

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If Will Smith Had Taken The Matrix Movie Offer


Thirsty Bro Gets Denied By This Girl's Clever Sexting Strategy


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She's like a Russian nesting doll of fabric. 

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Tagged: texting , sexting , funny , dating

Watch This Fearless Mouse Send a Scared Cop Running For His Life


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Tagged: cops , ridiculous , funny , Video , mouse

The Daily FAIL: What Men Want


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Happy Friday FAILers. 

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40 Strange and Unusual Facts That Won't Fail To Turn Your World Upside Down


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The Hydraulic Press is Back At It Again to Crush the Life Out of an Anvil


These hydraulic press videos never fail to break down preconceived notions about what can successfully be crushed to smithereens in a satisfying display of utter destruction. Still in our thoughts and prayers, Stretch Armstrong. Watch that ridiculous video here, by the way. The dudes are back at it again to take on an anvil. Let's go baby!

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Guy Proceeds to Go Absolutely Insane When His Card's Declined Buying M&M's


Deep down I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we're all just witnessing some absurdly aggressive guerilla marketing on the part of M&M's. Police that responded to the scene are already estimated the total damage caused being around $700. That's a whole lot of candy bro bro. Hope blowing off all that steam and ripping through the store like a steroid-drunk maelstrom of rage was worth it. 

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MLB Prospect Sends Drug-Fueled Snapchat to Future Teammate, Singlehandedly Wrecks His Career


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This coked out idiot must've been on one to take a snapchat / let multiple snapchat videos be taken of him amidst his dance with the Bolivian Marching Powder. Let it be a lesson to us all --- social media and drugs mix about as well as toothpaste and orange juice, kiddos. Hopefully Ian Kahaloa can get the help he needs to get back on track, and didn't entirely blow his shot at playing in the big leagues. 

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Looks Like Walmart Is Up In Flames These Days, Folks


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Tagged: FAIL , fire , Walmart , Video

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Squirrel Spotted Hilariously Munchin' On Taco Just Won 2017


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That settles it: Taco Squirrel is the new official MVP of 2017. Pizza Rat/Squirrel WHO?

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Tagged: tacos , pizza , squirrel , animals , win

MLB's Mildly Entertaining For Hot Second As Ball Gets 'Magically' Stuck To Catcher's Chest Protector


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I ain't a scientist but something's not adding up here. 

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Star Wars The Force Awakens Gets a Bad Lip Reading, and This is The Greatest One Yet


The dudes back at Bad Lip Reading outdid themselves with this masterpiece. Star Wars is already enjoyable enough, but this video just pushed the entertainment value through the damn roof. 

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15 Devious Students Pass Around Their Best 'Worth It' Detention Stories In School


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Maybe these rule-breaking, peace-disturbing class clowns got tired of pushing pencils and caved in to that burning desire to stiick it to the man. Maybe their judgments were naturally clouded in a haze of teenage hormones and angst. Or maybe stirring up trouble every now and again is just....fun. Either way these are some quality little glory stories from people taking a trip down the good 'ol formative youth memory lane. 

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18 Memes People in Relationships Will Understand


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Relationships are never perfect, they all have their ups and downs, but nothing can ever beat the feeling of having someone that is always there for you on a deeply personal level. 

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MILFs Share Hilarious Stories of Some of the Saddest and Most Cringeworthy Advances From Younger Men


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What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality. 

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30 Cringe Inducing Photos That Will Make You Question Reality


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Just.... Why?

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21 People Doing Stupid Things That Will Ruin Your Faith in Humanity


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These are the kinds of people that cut up the exit lane in traffic and dodge in at the last second, as if they think no one thought of that before. They're a bunch of inconsiderate assholes that will make you hate humanity just a little bit more. 

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Watch Shia LaBeouf Get Enraged AF and Get Kicked Out of Bowling Alley Over French Fries


Just when it seemed like Shia LaBeouf might've been pulling it together a bit, and not drunkenly stumbling across headlines and news feeds with absurd public outbreaks of insanity...he goes and pulls this shit.

Obviously, we need a little bit more context here, before we go jumping to big 'ol conclusions. What was in the rageblinded, hotheaded actor's bloodstream? What's that whole bit about the Grey Goose bottle, and the bartender being a racist? Can't wait for this ridiculous story to unfold. 

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19 Disturbing Realizations About Life That People Had


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People shared their deepest and most disturbing realizations about life recently on ask reddit and it's fueling our most recent existential crisis. 

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