Monday, February 27, 2017

The Great Grocery Store Cookie Debate of 2017 Is the Twitter War We Deserve


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Finally, a fairly ridiculous argument over something not wrapped up in politics---never thought I'd see the day. I've always loved these thick-frosted bites of sugar-rush-to-the-bloodstream goodness, but apparently that's a bit of an overkill for other, less appreciative swine out there that care about silly things like their physical health. And thus the stage was set for the Great Grocery Store Cookie War of 2017. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a newly awakened, blinding, wild hunger for a box of these ASAP; and also bothered, this is even a question up for debate. Many a night of my reformative youth was dedicated to greedily stealing at least 80% of these cookies from the box when my parents were foolish enough to put 'em within arm's reach/buy them in the first place. Surprised my teeth haven't fallen out yet. 

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Offset the Monday Blues With This Amazing Scantily-Clothed Collection of Overwatch Cosplay


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You know we love our not so safe for the workplace Overwatch-themed cosplay over here, dudes. And it turns out this particular Monday's been struck with a brilliant explosion of good luck -- yes, an NSFW Overwatch Cosplay event, Katsucon went down over the weekend, and let's just say the following assemblage of scantily-clothed getups didn't fail to impress. 

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8 Times Live TV Monumentally Failed and Made Things Wonderfully Awkward


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Unless you're just now crawling out of your weekend cave that would've had to have been devoid of all media; you're well aware that Warren Beatty defined Academy Awards history last night when he misread, then literally called up to the stage the 'wrong winners'. Yes, Beatty, who was seemingly lost in a public, unfortunately timed mental fugue state almost peddled off the bright shiny Oscar to La La Land instead of the rightful winner, Moonlight. 

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People Are Sharing Their Online Shopping Nightmares and They're Hilarious


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Online shopping is still a bit of gamble. Even though you see some pictures and a description, you're still depending on someone to package the right product. 

These people are going to be getting in touch with customer service because these are some online shopping fails that have no excuse. 

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Girl Goes on Tinder Announcing Her Dad Just Died, Proceeds to Match With Fleet of Douche Canoes


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Comedian Jenn Welch's father passed away recently, so she took the opportunity to take to Tinder and create a 'Dead Dad Tinder' account. Heal pain through laughter or something like that right? We don't want to take away from the sheer grimness of her loss, but big ups to Welch for shining some comedic light on a period of her life that might otherwise have been given over to full on grieving. 

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Internet Reacts to Fake Camel Toe Underwear Fashion Trend in Asia


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I don't know about anyone else out there, but I had to double-take the shit out of that weird bit of news. It is a Monday morning, and the coffee's just now beginning to take effect, after all. But no, this is real life. Nextshark reports that women across Asia are out wearing these panties that have a knack for accentuating their lady parts in attempts to get the men in their lives to linger with thirsty eyes a bit longer on an area of their physique, society is generally advised not to stare at. 

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And the winner is...


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48 Highly Entertaining Tweets That Won't Fail to Keep Your Mind Occupied On the Monday Grind


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Ah yes, another Monday most unfortunately underway. With a cup of freshly brewed black gold/lifeblood you're well on your way to keeping yourself busy enough to forget about the painful glaring reality that the week has just begun. Well good news for you, my wearisome, bleary-eyed, groggy traveler: we've got a solid collection of dank tweets that manage to offer a funny, albeit sarcastic commentary on this crazy little thing we call life. The one tweet about millennials being the generation to 'discover immortality', struck a particular chord with me: like yo, please let us have this one. Please. 

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You Better Believe There Were Some Mean Tweets At The Oscars Last Night


What would a Jimmy Kimmel show be with "Mean Tweets"?

Well, here it is. Finally, prepare to have the wind taken out of your sails, Hollywood. 

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Ryan Gosling's Secret Is Blowing Up the Web


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In a clever ploy to fill seats without paying seat fillers, the Oscars a brought a group of unsuspecting tour bus riders to sit front row at the Oscars. 

But what really made the night was when Gosling whispered a secret to one of the riders, who is still getting over whatever the hell is happening to her. Twitter blew up with people theorizing what the secret could be. Here are some of the best guesses. 

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Whoopsie Doodles: The Oscars Also Messed Up Their In Memoriam


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Having done this thing 89 times already, the Oscars sure did screw up last night, botching both their Best Picture winner and giving Best Costume to this:

They also accidentally put a living person in the In Memoriam, paying tribute to Janet Peterson but using a picture of Peterson's friend Jan Chapman, who is alive.

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Becky Thinks the Rock and Dwayne Johnson Are Two Different People. Becky Is Stupid.


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She can smell what both The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are cooking.

We all know and love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but Becky here knows and loves him and Dwayne Johnson separately, and her friends aren't helping. 

Check out what happens when Becky asks her friend if The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are the same person. 

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The Oscars Screwing Up Best Picture Is the Helen of Troy of Memes and Launches a Thousand Memes


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As we've mentioned, there was a big, huge, embarrassing mess up at the Oscars last night, when Warren Beaty read the wrong card for Best Picture, accidentally giving Moonlight's Academy Award to La La Land. 

While this is bad for La La Land, it's great for the internet, which exploded with memes about the mess up. Check it out:

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Sunday, February 26, 2017

Internet Gets Broken By A Massive Fail at 89th Academy Awards That Resulted In La La Land Being Mistaken For Oscar Winner


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This is some next level, Steve Harvey kind of shit. Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway ended up stealing the show, and igniting pure unadulterated outrage/confusion from people tuned in to the Academy Awards when they read that La La Land won the award, though Moonlight was the actual winner. This is the kind of show-stopping, cringe-inducing FAIL that almost hurts to watch. 

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Guy Quits Crappy Job With Hilariously Brutal Resignation Letter


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Sometimes people let rage the best of their better senses, and they decide to flush their careers down the toilet. This is one of those times. Well done, man, you didn't fail to leave us thoroughly impressed. Poetic touch with the toilet paper. 

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Guy Complains About Getting Fired for Bullshit Reason on Facebook, Proceeds to Get Rightfully Called Out


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Guy's Dad Sends Him Hilarious Dad Jokes Every Saturday, and I Want This Guy to Be My Dad Now


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This Dude Makes 135 Yard Putt and, Yeah, That's Pretty Impressive


Golf is one of those things that takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master. So you can imagine how annoying it is to watch this dude nail a 135 yard, world-record breaking putt. If it takes a lifetime to master, shouldn't this guy be 100 or something. 

Either way, Australian YouTubers How Ridiculous nailed a 395-foot putt, which actually beat the previous Guinness World Record by about 10 feet. Pretty incredible. 

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Pregnant Side Chick Texts Wrong Number, Proceeds to Get Trolled to Oblivion


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Big shoutout is in accordance for our Troll of the Hour, seizing a particularly awkward situation brought on by a pregnant stranger lady with an affinity for not spelling words correctly. You could say this troll has a supernatural ability to poke sarcastic fun at an otherwise shit-coated scenario. 

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Watch Team USA Sailor Have a Close Brush With Death When He Almost Gets Chopped In Half From Falling Overboard


This Guy Has the Proper Response to Playing GTA V: Screaming and Cursing Incoherently


While playing GTA V can seem like an excuse to watch a windmill destroy a bunch of cars or stopping trains as Superman, it's important to remember the first time you played. You probably laughed manically and shot people in the face. What a good time. 

That's where this dude's at. He's having a moment, so let's enjoy it with him.

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25 Things That Only Guys Will Understand


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Let's face it, there are some things that us guys just understand as unspoken rules, things that we never fail to pick up on. There's a certain bro code that is followed and there are aspects of life that we can all relate to. Well, here's 25 of those things. 

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A Beluga Whale Interrupted This Aquarium Wedding With the Best Photobomb Ever


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And obviously the Internet just had to photoshop the photo.

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22 Sets of Sexy Twins Because Everything is Better in Twos


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There are certain laws of the universe that you just don't argue with, here it's the fact that everything is better in twos. 

One thing's for sure, there's no way you can fail when you have a couple of twins sucking hard.

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18 Shower Thoughts That'll Rain Down Sweet Unexpected Wisdom All Over Your Sunday Hangover