Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers Confirm Crossover In New Footage, People Everywhere Instantly Lose Their Minds

You could literally have no idea what the Marvel franchise is all about in the way of movies, and this new footage would still bring the good pleasure juices to flow. Seriously, it's that good. Sometimes I get cynical about the times we live in, and then the Russo Brothers say hey with their latest project, and I'm instantly overcome with a euphoric wave of bliss. Exhibit A being the following footage. Let's just say the Internet's collective thunderous hard-on about sums up the sheer awesomeness of the situation. 

Submitted by:

Share on Facebook

Australia Gets Scorched By Heat Wave, Proceeds To Handle Situation In Hilarious Fashion

Well, well, would you GIF a load of this: New South Wales gets struck by a hellish heat wave, and they proceed to keep us entertained overseas with a storm of befitting, comedic reactions. I would normally suggest a chill pill, but if inferno-like heat spawns such hilarity, then I am all for it, and then some.

Submitted by:

Tagged: australia , weather , reactions

Share on Facebook

People on Twitter String Together Believable Theory That We're All Living Out An Episode of 'Parks and Recreation'

Honestly, I'm down. However far-fetched this 'conspiracy theory' or whatever you'd call this is, truth of the matter is the world would be a much better place, full of sunshine and rainbows and always smell like bacon, if we had Ron Swanson around. Which segues nicely into my newfound life aspirations: shake hands with Ron Swanson after knocking back a bourbon or two together as we discover the meaning of life somewhere in our respective well-done steaks. Oh, and to run around in a mindless state of pure bliss with Andy Dwyer, actively taking the term man child to new heights. 

Submitted by:

Share on Facebook

Kings and Hawks Become Best Friends on Twitter After New Rule Imposed By NBA, Awesome Sarcastic Exchange Follows

Gotta love it when professional sports teams up and respond to newfound social media restrictions by taking to Twitter to throw down some strong sarcasm. What we have here are the beginnings of what I hope will be a long and fruitful and ridiculous Twitter-broadcasted BFF friendship. 

Submitted by:

Share on Facebook

36 Cringe-Inducing Photos To Keep You Entertained This Saturday

I mean, damn. That was literally painful man. Where did it all go wrong for these walking, breathing, cringe-coated disasterpieces? Did someone in their lives fail them, or are we just looking at the lovechildren of insanity meets profound stupidity? Who knows, who knows. Either way, if you're having a slow moving Saturday, maybe feeling slightly hungover, you can rest assured these people are feeling worse than you -- Or they're entirely oblivious to their own ridiculousness. 

Submitted by:

Tagged: wtf , FAIL , cringe

Share on Facebook

Girl Scares the Life Out of Tattoo Artist With Exploding Boobs Prank

Behold, the face of a man who has been solidly stonewalled by a hell of an irritable 'troll' prank. She certainly didn't fail to get a rise out of him, if that's what she was going for. Who knows. The minimal brain activity present here is inescapable. Here's a swell idea: don't 'permanently stigmatize' yourself for the sake of a shit-coated prank. 

Submitted by: (via CLC)

Tagged: wtf , trolling , tattoos , pranks

Share on Facebook

Compilation of Sexy TV News Bloopers Might Actually Make You Want To Watch TV More Often

Submitted by: (via Funny Channel - Tv Bloopers)

Tagged: news , FAIL , weather , Bloopers

Share on Facebook

20 Hilarious Stories From Twitter to Start Off Your Saturday Just Right

Submitted by:

Share on Facebook

Jimmy Fallon and Alec Baldwin Have a Donald Trump Impression-Off, Cause This is the World We Live In Now

What I'm seeing here is a strong, glaring symptom of Alec Baldwin's growing inability to break character: you can only play the cheeto puff-dusted, tangerine-coated, red-faced-angry-hockey-dad, golden-haired swine so many times before you lose yourself in the infinite abyss of the very man's tweet-riddled mind.

Submitted by: (via The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)

Tagged: jimmy fallon , donald trump , Video , politics

Share on Facebook

People Are Doing Stupid Stuff With Condoms, and, Frankly, We're Above It... Just Kidding! Here They Are!

We're a real classy organization here at Fail Blog. We wear tuxedos, monocles, top hats, etc. I drink a martini, for crying out loud. So if you think we're going to post a bunch of tweets or people playing with condoms, you've got another thing coming. 

Just kidding! Had you going for a minute there. Enjoy the condom stuff! 

Submitted by:

Tagged: condoms

Share on Facebook

Caught on Camera! Pot Sasquatch: Truth or Myth?

Urban legends don't get much higher than this. 

In the middle of this week's east coast blizzard, a Western Massachusetts meteorologist was doing a live report, when a some... thing walked across the background.

Pot Sasquatch.



via Facebook

But is this real or a hoax? Who is Pot Saasquatch? What does he or she want? Are we just imagining this? You be the judge. 

Submitted by: (via LatestWorldIncidents)

Tagged: pot , sasquatch , weed

Share on Facebook

Fox News Runs Questionable Headline, Ignites Blind Rage From Feminists Everywhere

Fox News just can't win lately. Is Walter White back in the market, and are they smoking that Blue Crystal with Jesse Pinkman somewhere along Skid Row before clocking on for the day, or what? They're consistently failing left and right. If their goal is to alienate huge majorities of their audience, then hell, the ratings just came in, and Fox News, lemme be the first to say -- you're killing it.

Submitted by:

Tagged: fox news , FAIL , feminism

Share on Facebook

15 Students and Teachers Share the Wildest Sex Related Stuff They've Witnessed At School

Class is in session, please turn to page four, annnd I need a cold shower. This is the kind of educational material that really grips you by the manhood, pulls you in, and awakens a hunger to well, learn more. Am I right? Or the wrong head's doing all the thinking here.

Submitted by:

Tagged: sex , school , teachers

Share on Facebook

Believe Me, You Don't Have to Catch 'Em All That Badly

Submitted by: (via KaiLeeAus)

Tagged: Pokémon , pokemon go

Share on Facebook

21-Year-Old Chick Kicked Off Spirit Airlines Flight For 'Showing Too Much Cleavage' Speaks Out

You might remember that terror of a tale we recently ran over here, involving news of a woman being kicked off her flight for showing too much cleavage. Blasphemous! Am I right? Well, we've come full circle on the matter with her latest little update about the whole unfortunate occurrence. And let me just be the first to say here, that Spirit Airlines has yet to fail us in the way of keeping their flights predictably chaotic and absurd. 

Submitted by:

Tagged: news , FAIL , cleavage , ridiculous , airplane

Share on Facebook

This Dude's Packin' Heat

Submitted by: (via @trillowpet)

Share on Facebook

People Really Want Rosie O'Donnell to Play Steve Bannon on SNL and This Picture Is Why

Ever since we found out that President Trump, the reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, hates when the men in his administration are played by women on SNL, people have been begging for Rosie O'Donnell to play Steve Bannon — even thought that would put another hooded skeleton out of work. Playing into this hype, Rosie posted a new Twitter avatar and people are freaking out. Looks like every household will be tuned in on Saturday night, especially the White House. 

Submitted by:

Share on Facebook

A Fresh Batch of 50 Phenomenal Memes for a Fantastic Finish to the Week

The week is winding down, so it's time for an assortment of memes to get through that last little push. 

Submitted by:

Tagged: Memes , meme list

Share on Facebook

10 of the Most Patriotic Pictures of All Time to Get Your Freedom Flag Flying High on a Fantastic Friday

America, we love you. We know you're going through some angst right now and are being a little impulsive with you're decision making, that's just the way it goes when you're in this phase of your national puberty. We know you'll make it through this stronger and wiser than ever before, if you just don't do anything that's going to cause permanent damage. You've still got the future to think about after all.

Stay sweet America, and get your freedom flag at full mast like ol' Bill with these unbelievably patriotic pictures.

Submitted by:

Tagged: merica , america , captain america , fk yeah america

Share on Facebook

Sexy Brazilian Gameshow Contestant Ends Up Topless, Instantly Sending Blood Rushing to Funny Places

Well well, this is the best possible case scenario for a FAIL. She really flopped on this one, but fortunate for us, a couple friends came out to play in the process. If that was too ambiguous....BOOBS, guys. Does anything else in this particular outlandish situation really matter? Nah, dawg. Didn't think so. Not entirely sure what this foreign gameshow is after, but they've definitely got a lot of potential. A couple rising stars definitely caught my eye.

Submitted by: (via ebaumsworld)

Tagged: woman , FAIL , contest , sexy times , sexy

Share on Facebook

King-Sized Moron Cooks Up a Whopper of a Problem After He Accidentally Admitted to Cheating on Burger King's Instagram

Men don't have a great reputation when it comes to relationships. Why are they so unfairly treated? Is it because they treat women too well? Is it because they value the commitment of relationship? 

Well, it certainly isn't for their brains. Man brain don't work good. 

Here's a perfect example. This dude wanted to complain about the service of his local Burger King and just had to do so in public on Burger King's Instagram. Aside from getting the satisfaction of really giving it to BK's social media manager, he also accidentally admitted to being at Burger King with a woman other than his girlfriend. 

What happened next? His girlfriend saw.

Submitted by:

Tagged: relationships , breakup , burger king , dating

Share on Facebook

Let's Take a Collective Cringe For This Drawn-Out Handshake Between Donald Trump and Shinzo Abe That Knew No End

Some people might suggest this handshake's as long and cringe-inducing and painful to look at as Donald Trump's presidency. 

Submitted by:

Tagged: shinzo abe , donald trump , Awkward , ridiculous , politics

Share on Facebook

Parents Share The Things They Never Want Their Kids To Find Out About Them

I feel so violated by all this knowledge right now. This is when AskReddit hits its stride, and yes, I know some of you are likely already ferociously typing away in the comments section, lodging complaints about 'how we keep posting shit from Reddit'; but dude, the AskReddit section is a goldmine for thought-provoking discussions. We're just trying to share the conversations that struck a particular chord, and this is absolutely one of those. It's easy to forget our parents lived long and potentially booze-soaked, sex-crazed, drug-fueled lives before they settled down (stubbornly or excitedly) to raise our ungrateful, ever retaliating asses.

Submitted by:

Tagged: askreddit , parenting

Share on Facebook

Gordon Ramsay Deep Roasts Fans' Cooking On Twitter In Ruthless Yet Hilarious Fashion

These unsuspecting, freshly roasted patrons all but walked themselves up to the chopping block on this one. What'd you expect the iconic, notoriously unforgiving TV personality with a thunderous hard-on for crushing optimistic souls to do? I mean, come on now.

Submitted by:

Tagged: twitter , FAIL , cooking , gordon ramsay

Share on Facebook

Sean Spicer Did A Facebook Live Interview With Breitbart That Would Make Tim and Eric Jealous

Why is this happening and why?

Those are the questions that are probably running through your mind right now because this interview that Sean Spicer did with Brietbart is, wow, something else. It's like an episode of Between Two Ferns except only awkward and 100% sincere. It's filled with awkward silences, bad camera work, painful 20-yeard stares, and this:

via GIPHY

If you thought that the platform for the "Alt-Right," which is just white supremacy with a haircut, Breitbart was going to be getting some sort of quality upgrade because the site's old editor Steve Bannon was in the White House, prepare to be let down.

The biggest question is, why did they let an intern interview their big get Sean Spicer? 

@ashleyfeinberg These Facebook live comments are gold http://pic.twitter.com/PkyP469Ebk

— Mansur Gidfar (@MansurGidfar) February 10, 2017

Hey, I took the dead air from the beginning of Breitbart's Facebook Live interview with Sean Spicer and looped it for a full minute. Enjoy! http://pic.twitter.com/aupMelOajG

— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) February 10, 2017

Submitted by: (via NedtheDestroyer)

Tagged: Awkward , interview , sean spicer , breitbart , steve bannon

Share on Facebook

Prepare to be Forever Alone Because People Are Tweeting Their First-Date Deal Breakers

What makes you tug your collar and say, "Ew, boy, gotta go" on a first date? 

For me, it's when they bring up astrology and that they tell me that they're the reincarnation of the constellation Orion. Yeah, you read that right. That's never happened to me, but it could. If I ever had a date. *sigh* It, uh, hasn't been easy. ever since Sharon left.

You know what, now isn't the time because we got a bunch of funny first-date deal breakers to check out. If you want to find out about my dating life, you can email me at... oh, you don't care. 

Submitted by:

Tagged: dating

Share on Facebook

Totally Believable Illuminati Theory Stakes Claim That Disney Cloned, Killed, And Buried the Real Miley Cyrus In a Desert

Well that explains everything! The continual public displays of lewd behavior, the shameless self-deprecation for the sole sake of furthering the thirst of the crowd...I mean, really, riiight? This is not the Hannah Montana we once equally loved and loathed. Must be a clone. Must be the Illuminati. That's just the only viable explanation at this point. To propose anything less would be an outright fail in the face of unmistakable Illuminati meddling. Oh, also. This is all absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable in the best way possible. 

Submitted by:

Tagged: illuminati , hannah montana

Share on Facebook