Saturday, February 4, 2017
23 Highly Entertaining Comics That Are the Perfect Remedy to a Slow Moving Saturday
Did last night get away from you? Maybe you knocked back a few too many, only to wake up with a searing, mind-numbing kind of hangover with no desire to talk to/engage the world outside the front door? Well shitness, we've got you covered with these comics. You might up and altogether forget about your failing health in the process.
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Tagged: Saturday Morning Cartoons , web comics
Chris Pratt Is a National Treasure and He has Taken to Instagram Again to Be an Inspiration to Us All
Chris Pratt is a beautiful human being. Everything about him oozes positivity and pure, unadulterated, hilarious class. He's the kinda guy that was made to be a movie star.
But, maybe that's what you get when you're making 20 mil per film and you have personal assistants to take care of all the stupid crap the rest of us have to deal with on a daily basis. Like, maybe we could all be super positive and bubbly if we didn't have to wade through some of this mundane drudgery. We're stuck dealing with all this normal stuff, like this pile of dishes in my sink that won't go away no matter how much I try to pretend it isn't there. Along with things like having to wash my own laundry and make my own food. It's a hard life.
On a totally unrelated note, Anna Faris should give up acting and take up gambling or stock brokering because damn she knows how to make a solid investment.
Anyways, yeah. Chris Pratt is great and he's taken to Instagram again to brighten all of our normal ordinary lives and drop some inspiration on us.
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Tagged: guardians of the galaxy , chris pratt
Getting Punched in the Face Tasted So Good With These Jell-O Boxing Gloves
Getting punched in the face sucks, but it could be great if you get punched with Jell-o boxing gloves. Now you can. Check it out.
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TIL: Coke Once Spent a Butt-Ton of Money Filling Their Cans With Fart-Smelling Water
Once upon a time, Coca-Cola spent $100 million on cans filled with water that spelled like farts. It was supposed to be a massive promotion so that you would find cool things inside the can. These special cans would send a spring-loaded prize flying out of the can as soon as it was tapped. But these cans were also filled with water that smelled like farts.
Yeah, I think I'll just have a gulp Pepsi.
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Bud Light Brought Back the Original Party Animal, Spuds MacKenzie, So Here's a Bunch of Spuds' Commercials
Finally, Bud Light has resurrected the original party animal Spuds Mackenzie for their new Super Bowl commercial. So to celebrate, enjoy a bunch of weird commericals from the 80s where that dog gets down with some skateboards and a whole lots of girls in bikinis.
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Time To Answer the Age Old Question: What Do Little Irish Kids Think of Trump
Since deciding that one can't be a reality-TV gameshow host forever, President Donald Trump has had a rough time dealing with people. Probably having something to do with his attitude, policies, and the fact that he once got caught bragging about sexual assault. It seems that really only 1/3 of America likes him, and even that begs the question, "Why?
Well, has anyone asked little Irish kids? Now they have. And guess what, they don't like him either. But it's still really cute. Anyway, enjoy!
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Tagged: kids , donald trump
Watch This Woman Casually Cause a Massive Car Accident Like a Goddamn Super Spy or Something
Is this a woman or is this a super spy or is both, a woman super spy? You be the judge.
My money is on super spy.
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Tagged: car accident
Cool Parents Willing To Risk Baby's Life Because Seatbelts Are For Squares
Look, kids, you don't need seatbelts. Just run around in the backseat. That's the way we did it when I was bopping. And you want to bop, don't you. Of course you do. You want to be cool like your old man. Now standup in the backseat and have the time of your life.
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Teacher of the Goddamn Year Has a Secret Goddamn Handshake For Every Goddamn Student
Yes.
Sometimes you need to have your faith in humanity rewarded a little bit, and who's going to do that, goddamn Barry White, Jr., a fifth-grade literacy teacher from Charlotte, NC.
Yeah, his name is Barry White, Jr. Goddamn.
In an attempt to earn his students' trust and make them feel special, he has a different, customized goddamn handshake for every goddamn student, and goddamn, he's great.
Apparently, he got the idea from goddamn LeBron James. Just awesome. Look at this goddamn gif:
Fifth grade English teacher has a personalized handshake with every one of his students
More Barry White, Jrs, goddamnit
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Watch This Dude Make Literally the Worst Getaway Ever
The French Connection. The Bourne Identity. Fast Five. Hollywood is filled with great car chases. They're usually contingent on high speeds and close calls.
This video has neither.
Here's a video of a guy trying to outsmart and outrun a police officer, after he's been successfully been pulled over. Instead of handing over his license and registration, he forgets which side the brake is on and drives directly into an Advance Auto Parts. It's glorious.
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Friday, February 3, 2017
People Share the Strangest Things They Overheard This Week and Wow Some People Say Weird Things
Have you ever overheard a snippet of a conversation that left your head spinning? Like, you walk away thinking to yourself, "What the heck did I just witness? Did I hear that right? Did someone really just say that?",
Well, these people experienced exactly that this week when they overheard some funny, and outright strange, things.
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This Bouquet of Chicken Nuggets Is the Only Edible Arrangement I Want From Now On
Nothing says "I love you" like a chicken nugget. Yes, that intelligible melange of chicken parts, deep fried and dunked in BBQ sauce is the only way to tell someone that you care for them. Don't try flowers. It ain't gonna work, dude.
I told him I didn't like flowers, so he got me a bouquet of chicken nuggets, and I pretty much became the happiest girl on the planet http://pic.twitter.com/H6zLpud8wW
— Annika Aguinaldo (@AnnikaAgs) January 22, 2017
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Tagged: chicken nuggets
In Spectacular Display of Public FAIL, CNN Learns the Hard Way That Faith Evans Isn't Faith Hill
Busy losing my FAITH in CNN over here.
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Russian President Vladimir Putin Has a Super Bowl Ring and I Don't and That Sucks
What do you get for the boy who has everything? A Super Bowl ring.
Look, I'm not saying Putin and I have a lot in common. In many ways, we're very different. For instance, he's a walking human-rights violation and the president of Russia, and last night I ate too much Chinese food and said, "My tum tum hurts."
But if there's one thing that we do have in common, it's that we both never won a Super Bowl.
Yet, for whatever reason, he has a Super Bowl ring, and I don't. What, just because you have mysterious ties to the U.S. President, the reality-TV gameshow host of your dreams, I don't get a ring. That's some grade A, top-choice bullshit.
Here's the story of how Putin got his ring without winning the Super Bowl.
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The RAs of Reddit Are Delivering 22 of the Best Dorm Stories and They Are Crazy as Hell
What was your craziest college story? Was it stealing all the mirrors in the bathroom, shitting in the shower, or simply making vodka in the bathtub at two in the morning? I'm sure it was just as crazy as these.
Over on Reddit, the RAs are dishing some of their craziest dorm stories. Check 'em out.
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Tagged: college
Video of Dude Smoking Crack and Lighting Himself On Fire is the Anti-Drug PSA We Never Know We Needed
ONLY IN NYC! We do not know who recorded this or any details. Warning: Kinda disturbing http://pic.twitter.com/dqVmBV435p
— NYCFireWire (@NYCFireWire) January 30, 2017
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Gronk, Odell Beckham Jr., Tony Romo, And Other NFL Superstars Read Off Savagely ‘Mean Tweets’ On Jimmy Kimmel
NEW #MeanTweets @NFL edition with @OBJ_3 @JJWatt @DeMarcoMurray @MichaelIrvin88 @TonyRomo @Kurt13Warner @DangeRussWilson & more... #SB51 http://pic.twitter.com/ESTwOVXeH8
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 3, 2017
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"Thanks, Obama" But You're Done — "This Is Why Trump Won" Is Taking Over on Twitter
Thanks, Obama, but you've had a good run. The new catch-all, snarky response for any modern day oddity or inconvenience is "This is Why Trump Won."
It works surprisingly well, too. For example, I tried to return my half-eaten Crunchwrap Supreme last night at Taco Bell, and they wouldn't return it because I ate half of it and enjoyed it but wanted to try something else on the menu. So I stared screaming "This is why Trump won." It's like, what is this country coming to when a hardworking American can't return a half-eaten menu item for no reason at all.
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17 Cringe-Inducing, Plastic Surgery Obsessions That Failed to Keep It Remotely Reasonable
Definite chills down the spine with a solid side of shudders. These plastic surgery disasterpieces went too far, and then some.
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