The world would be a damn better place if we had more ridiculously generous dudes like Marcos out there. Life goals: be more like Marcos.
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Sunday, January 29, 2017
30 Hilarious Scottish Tweets That Are the Perfect Cure for a Sunday Hangover
Scottish Twitter never lets me down, man, and these are especially entertaining. You better believe these tweeting Scots have been blacklisted by autocorrect, at this point in the game. So many absolutely ludicrous spellings for otherwise simple words. Was genuinely impressed.
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Nobody Celebrates Like These Bros in Australia
6 Inventors Killed by Their Own Inventions
Ever thought how great it would be to invent something cool, sell it and get rich? Well, you may want to reconsider after watching this.
Weather Girl Loses It over Actor Adam Driver
Weather girl totally loses it on-air when confronted about her Adam Driver crush.
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Welcome to Tiny Train World: The Guardian Mistakenly Publishes a Hilarious Fake '1984' Quote
"Welcome to Tiny Train World." -George Orwell 1984
The internet is a cruel mistress. She can give you everything you ever want, all the information in the world at the click of a button. However, that same widespread availability is a double edged sword, as The Guardian learned when they ran a piece with a falsified George Orwell quote.
The book '1984' has been trending again recently due to the political climate and because of accusations of 'fake news' and the usage of the term 'alternative facts', both which have eerie similarities to Orwell's dystopian novel. It's everywhere right now, and has even shot up to the top of Amazon's best selling book lists again.
Well, The Guardian tried to be trendy by referencing the book and is now paying the price. Since, all know well, if there's anything the internet loves it's that grand ironic moment when a joke gets syndicated as fact.
Anyways, the fake quote itself originally came from a comedic twitter account who created the hilarious falsified quote:
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Jason Momoa Hurling Axes Is Every Bit as Amazing as It Sounds, and Then Some
At this point in the game, I can't even tell if Jason Momoa is even acting for his parts anymore, or if Khal Drogo and his recent stint in Netflix Original Show 'Frontier' were mere shows with stories/on-screen characters created for the sole purpose of showboating his unfairly extensive repertoire of 'manly' skills. Not to be sexist on that last part, but dude, come on.
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Here's a Video of a Guy Skiing Off a Mountain and Surviving to Give Hope to the Rest of Us
Sometimes it feels like life's never-ending cavalcade of misery will crush us all and can only hope that the sweet embrace of the afterlife will..
Oh, you mean, there's hope?
Yes, there's hope. Take this skier who went off a mountain and survived. If he can make it, why can't we?
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16 Blatant Idiots Supercharged on Cockiness That Failed and Got Premature Championship Tattoos Before Their Teams Won
I wish I knew one of these sorry individuals that had to go stigmatize themselves with stupidity, before their presupposed championship teams actually, well you know, WON. For the meanwhile, these strangers and their well-documented, supremely obvious mistakes will suffice.
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The Power of Fails Compels You: 11 Hilarious Church Signs to Ease the Pain of Sunday
The Lord works in mysterious ways — sometimes even hilarious ways. Church signs have become the medium of the funny parishioner across the world. It's enough to make you almost want to go to church, almost.
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31 Fail-Coated Pictures That Will Bring On All the Cringe
Cringing so hard right now I'm fucking squinting at my screen, broheme.
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Saturday, January 28, 2017
Expert Troll Bombards Dude Just 'Trying to Run a Business' and It's Instant Internet Gold
This, this right here is what the internet is for dude. I am totally on board to subscribe to this comedic shit. Briiing it on.
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But Seriously, It's Black and Blue
Twitter in 2015: What colour is this dress you guys?!
— Philly Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) January 26, 2017
Twitter in 2017: http://pic.twitter.com/6OdiQLIhMP
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Tagged: 2017
Watch This Man Slowly and Hialriously Slide Down a Giant Icy Hill
This video delivers.
There's something very funny about some just slowly sliding down a hill. Like their moving slow enough that they should be able to take control of the situation, but they just can't. It's great.
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Park Your Keister, Meister Because We Got 17 Parking Fails For You
Sometimes people have to go back to driving school. In fact, we've got 16 of them right here. Check out some parking fails, and feel better than that guy that parked on top of a Lamborghini.
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This Dude Caught People Stealing His Packages, So He Pranked the Shit Out of Them, Literally
There's a reason that UPS offers a signature requirement.
This Salt Lake City man thought someone was stealing his packages, so he set up a camera and discovered it was actually a whole mess of people. So he started leaving some packages of his own to catch these guys and give them "a pretty upset stomach."
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Entrepreneurial Fisherman Finds 20 Kilos of Cocaine and Decides to Go Into the Drug Dealing Biz, Gets Caught
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get arrested.
32-year-old fisherman Thomas Breeding came across a shit-ton of coke in the Gulf of Mexico and made the brilliant move of trying to it. After all, that’s what people in the movies do, right?
He’s now facing life in prison and a $4.25 million fine. That’ll change your life for sure. Just like in the movies.
“This changed my life and way of thinking and also made me aware of some of the dangers that can be found off shore in the Gulf,” Breeding wrote. “I would like to let the public know the dangers and what not to do if this situation comes about.”
Yeah, dealing a butt-ton of coke isn’t easy if you don’t know what you’re doing. It takes years of training to become a successful drug dealer. Haven’t you ever seen the movies?
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15 "You Had One Job" Fails That Can Wait Because It's Saturday
"I'll take care of it on Monday" is the tired refrain of someone living through a Friday. Let's face it, no one wants to do their job as the week comes to a close. So it should come as no surprise that most "you had one job" fails happen on Friday. I have no science to back it up, but I support the four-day work week. Anyway, it's Saturday. Why are we talking about work. Here are some "you had one job" fails that will make you forget all about your one job.
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For Absolutely No Reason at All: Here's Would Happen if Nuclear Weapon Dropped Near You and What You Could Do to Survive Nuclear War
The fine folks at AsapSCIENCE, for no reason whatsoever, released a new video yesterday on what would happen if a nuclear bomb dropped near you.
Be clear: This has absolutely nothing to do with scientists moving the Doomsday Clock thirty seconds forward.
Or that the reality-TV gameshow host is kind of obsessed with the power of the bomb.
Or that former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev saying "It all looks as if the world is preparing for war."
Or that there's a new nuclear arms race.
Nope, they just posted it so we know what happens in the event of a nuclear explosion.
But they did also post this video of what to do to survive nuclear war
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Here's Why You Like the Smell of Your Own Disgusting Farts, You Gross Weirdo. Seriously, See a Doctor
Everyone likes the smell of their own brand.
You've probably heard that one before, when you were ripping a real stinker in the car and rolling the windows up because you're a sadist.
But why do you like torturing innocent bystanders of your disgusting gas? Honestly, being subjected to your farts should be considered torture. Liking your farts is akin to waterboarding. You're a war criminal. You and your farts should sit before an international tribunal.
Yes, you.
Anyway, this video explains why you're such a sicko. ASAP Science continues to do great work in under five minutes.
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Friday, January 27, 2017
Trump Goes to 11 as Video of Trump Is Replaced With Audio from Spinal Tap
Spinal Tap audio under Trump is 😂👌🏼 http://pic.twitter.com/zXgKNMxWbd
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) January 26, 2017
Because President Trump is still in the business of worrying about ratings — once a reality-TV gameshow host, always a reality-TV gameshow host — he'll stop at nothing to convince peoplet that there was someone, anyone at his inauguration. This inspite of the fact that this photo exists:
via The Independent
So when ABC News' David Muir interviewed our big boy president, Trump couldn't help but talk about, yup, crowd size. So thankfully genius tweeter and BuzzFeed editor Jesse McLaren edited a video of Trump talking about crowd size and replaced it with the audio from Spinal Tap's most famous scene. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
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Tagged: Inauguration , donald trump
Monstrously Witty Troll Lures Unsuspecting Friend Into Amazing Cat Lady-Inspired Tale
Or *lady inspired-tail, but I thought the headline might be a bit misleading there. Either way, what we have here is a 'cat of a troll' playing with its food: its food being the friend, none the wiser to a solid feat of trolling.
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I'd Facepalm But My Hand Is Way Too Small To Be Effective
Trump 100% photoshopped his hand bigger for this picture hanging in the white house, which is the most embarassing thing I've ever seen http://pic.twitter.com/MGTbFfdLqp
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 27, 2017
Found the original Getty photo. Hand is definitely photoshopped bigger. Thinnest skin in the world. http://pic.twitter.com/FIpZfMTYMN
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 27, 2017
@DanaSchwartzzz I made a GIF comparing it with the Getty Images source file. It's a warp deformer, look at the helicopter behind. http://pic.twitter.com/f4PYFzodbi
— Joaquin Baldwin (@joabaldwin) January 27, 2017
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Tagged: donald trump , hands
Beauty Vlogger Asks Her Followers To Ask Their Boyfriends and Male Friends to Identify Mystery Object, Hilariousness Ensues
What are we looking at here? A painfully pronounced kind of pink alien egg fallen from the outermost reaches of the galaxy itself? A colorful sex toy? Nah, bro. Apparently this shit falls under the category of a beauty blender, which only confused me more. Enjoy these other guys experiencing that confusion firsthand in the conversations they shared on Twitter.
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