Sunday, December 11, 2016

Dude's Story About His Roommate Having Loud Sex Reaches Terrible Climax With Devastating Finish


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This guy's story that he shared over on Reddit's "Today I F**ked Up' thread will leave you shook. I can only imagine what that guy is doing right now, after his devastating realization...

“This happened yesterday. So, I was lying on my bed in my room at home, reading, when I heard the front door open and my flatmate come in with a girl. He clearly didn’t think I was home, because they immediately went to his room (which shares a wall with mine). I was mildly amused by this, so I decided not to go out and ruin their fun.

“Before long, they start getting down to it and, since they didn’t think I was home, they weren’t shy about being vocal. He was grunting away, and she was moaning pretty loudly, shouting his name, etc. All this noise started to turn me on, so I started masturbating, figuring that this was better than porn because it was real-life. Eventually, the girl started moaning even louder, which I took to indicate that she was cumming, and there was some definite wall-banging as well, so it didn’t take me long to finish either. Satisfied, I went back to my book.

“After about half an hour or so, I was bored of being confined to my room, so I went out into the lounge, not really caring if I’d embarrass them; we’re all adults, we can just laugh it off.

“I walked into the lounge to find my flatmate sitting on the couch, watching TV, with his arm around my little sister.

“Christ. What have I done?”

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Bryan Cranston Crashed SNL as Trump's Newest Cabinet Appointee, Walter White, and It's Too Perfect


This Woman Doesn't Need a Relationship to Have the Best Christmas Cards


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Bridget is practically famous on Reddit for her clever Christmas cards. Well now she's back and MORE SINGLE THAN EVER. She's been doing this for at least seven years and honestly, we almost hope she never finds love (sorry).

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Tagged: christmas , cards , Memes , dating

You'll Never Sweat the Future Again After Watching It Get Casually Explained


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15 Deep Thoughts Your Dog Has Probably Had at Some Point in Their Life


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"Dog shower thoughts" are a lot like the human version, but better, because dogs. 

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Big Boy vs Boat


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This Artist Brought Our Favorite Pokémon Starters to Life, and It's Easily the Most Incredible Thing I've Seen This Year


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Wow, just wow.

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Christmas Light Show Pays Glorious Tribute to Prince


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This Year Santa's Naughty List Better Be Ready For an Ass Kicking


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Tagged: christmas , gym , santa , win

Don't Trust (Fall) Yourself

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Surprisingly, Kids Try and Didn't Hate Christmas Desserts From the Past 100 Years


Have You Ever Noticed How Creepy Christmas Songs Are?


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No, not just one Christmas song... It's all of them.

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In Russia, Self-Driving Car Ejects You (and Then Parks Perfectly)


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Tagged: russia , FAIL , cars , driving , Video

Enjoy This Glorious Cover of the 'Imperial March' Played on a Coffee Stirrer


An Interesting Marketing Tactic


Jimmy Fallon Picks Some Prime Texting FAILs to Share


Make America Kittens Again With a New Chrome Extension That Replaces Pictures of Trump With Cats


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Do you use Google Chrome? Do you want to look at pictures of kittens instead of Donald Trump? Install this! It doesn't work on every news site, but it's still pretty darn great. PS - If you already have the extension installed and you're trying to look at these examples, they'll all be replaced with kittens. It's magic!

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Dude Who Farts With Hands Takes Home the Crown on Finnish Talent Show


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Watch This Harlem Globetrotter Nail a 538-Foot High Trick Shot


For Harlem Globetrotter Buckets Blakes, everyday is World Trick Shot Day. But for the rest of us, only December 6 is.

So in honor of America’s favorite holiday, World Trick Shot Day, Buckets went to the Tower of the America in San Antonio, Texas to show us the true meaning of the holiday. It’s the highest shot ever in North America, and as he says, he goes to the top of the tower to “knock it down.”

Buckets takes an elevator to the top of the 58-story building and has to be strapped in via harness to keep from falling. Without much thought, he simply says, “World Trick Shot Day, baby. Let’s get buckets” and swish.

It’s amazing, disorienting, and sure to raise the World Trick Shot Day spirit in all of us.

In honor of World Trick Shot Day, here are some trick shot gifs to waste time with. 

 

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Friday, December 9, 2016

Watch How LEGO Trump Wants to Make Christmas Great Again in the North Pole


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Ikea Makes Sure They Have What You Need by Changing the Names of Their Products to the Most Common Google Searches


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30 Times People Outdid Themselves With the Crude Humor on Club Penguin


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That game brought out the best/worst in people, man.

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This Woman Pranking Her Boyfriend by Convincing Him She Was Murdered Comes With a Quick How To


It seems like the key is the Jug Of Blood. 

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Tagged: DIY , pranks , Video , dating

Frosty Needs to Slow His Roll

Response of the Day: Twitter Thinks the Star Wars Boycott is Hilarious


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Dad Turns Daughter's Sleep Suit Into Awesome NASA Space Suit and Films Wife's Adorable Reaction


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This Hilarious Kid Going Around London Reviewing Chicken Shops Is Just What 2016 Needed


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Behold, Le Chicken Shop Connoisseur. This kid was destined for great things, and now he's definitely accomplishing them. What a gig.

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Drone Death Drop


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