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Thursday, November 10, 2016
A Man Who Shares the Name of a British Department Store Answered All the Tweets People Sent Him After the Store Released Its Christmas Ad
John Lewis is famous for releasing a touching Christmas advertisement every year. Of course there's another John Lewis who ends up getting all the Tweets that people direct to the department store and he's just a guy living in America. Fortunately he has a great sense of humor about it.
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Some Very Thirsty People Are Using Donald Trump as a Wingman after the Election Results
DJ Trump, the wingman?...
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British People Are Pleading for Obama to Move to the UK to Become the Prime Minister
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Tagged: twitter , barrack obama , president , election 2016 , reactions , British , UK , prime minister , funny , politics
Animal of the Day: Behold! Terrifying 17ft Long Crocodile Found in Sri Lanka
There’s a lot to worry about in the world, but if you live Sri Lanka, meet your worst nightmare. The Wildlife Department found a huge, HUGE crocodile in Matara, Sri Lanka, and it could probably swallow you whole. Lucky for you, it would probably chew quite a bit, making this thing all the more scary.
Weighing close to a ton, this croc was found stuck in a canal off the Nilawala River, all 17 feet of it. That’s right, 17 feet. How tall are you? 5’5? 6’5? Even if you were Shaq reading this — which if Shaq is reading this: Hello, Shaq — you’d still be about 10 feet smaller than this bad boy.
The Wildlife Department pulled the crocodile out and sent it on its way. So long, gigantic crocodile. May your next meal not be a person.
Pictures by Krishan Jayaruk
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When Your NBA Team Needs Better Attendance, Why Not Try Letting the Mascot Strip-Dancing to Ginuwine's 'Pony'
For your viewing pleasure: @grizz dancing to @Ginuwine's Pony. http://pic.twitter.com/uySCMjagfT
— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) November 9, 2016
Not sure if the Memphis Grizzlies really knew that this would attract a very specific kinf od audience... #awkward.
Looks like Grizz just joined a ton of other people dancing alone to Pony.
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Savage Dad Uses Memes to Shut Down Thirsty Kid Trying to Chat Up His Daughter
When he was unable to lock in the friend request of his crush on Facebook, this desperate dude found her father and tried to network his way into a date. It didn't go well.
Despite being told NO through Dad's endless supply of memes, this illiterate and very thirsty dude never gives up hope.
He gets angry, very angry... But never gives up hope. How romantic!
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Wednesday, November 9, 2016
This Updated Video Gets to the Real Problem About the Electoral College
The White House Will Be Going Through Some Changes and This Photoshop Battle Shows Many Possible Outcomes
Now that we know the results of the election, it's time to redecorate.
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Nostradamus of the Day: The Simpsons Called the Trump Presidency Over a Decade Ago. D'oh.
Whether we like it or not, Donald Trump is our next president. Many thought it was impossible, but everyone was wrong. Everyone except a yellow, four-fingered family from the town of Springfield.
The Simpsons called the Trump presidency over 15 years ago in a season 11 episode called "Bart to the Future," an ironic title because many believe Back to the Future called this presidency too.
Check it out:
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Celebrities React to Last Night's Election Results on Twitter
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Tagged: twitter , donald trump , Hillary Clinton , election 2016 , reactions , captain america , celeb , chris evans , election , politics
Candidate of the Day: A Depressing Amount of People Voted for Harambe
If you live in the United States, you have a new president. The people have spoken, and they said that billionaire, reality TV-show host Donald Trump is how they want to ride out the next four years.
Look, this was a divisive election, and a very close one at that. As has been said many times, this wasn’t necessarily the time for a protest vote for, say, Jill Stein or Gary Johnson, but that doesn’t mean the Internet can’t find another third-party spoiler to bring America to its logical conclusion and elect a billionaire, reality TV-show host.
The Internet, because its nothing if not predictable, chose a new candidate: Dead-gorilla turned confusing-meme, Harambe. That’s right, the gorilla who was shot dead after a child fell into his pen at the zoo received 11,000 votes in last night’s election. And that’s how game-show hosts are elected president, when people write in memes to be president.
So there you have it, folks. Reality TV-show host is president, and I am now this Tweet:
<iframe src="//giphy.com/embed/zebOFPFcgRdG8" width="480" height="270" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="http://giphy.com/gifs/maury-zebOFPFcgRdG8">via GIPHY</a></p>
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