Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Canada's Immigration Site Crashes, and Twitter Erupts in Confusion and Outrage


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Airline Tweets Sassy Remark About Election Day Just In Time to Piss Donald Trump Off


These People Think President Obama Is Moving out of the White House Tomorrow Cause It's Election Day, so There's That


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Twitter is Loving This Clip of an Old Married Couple as the Perfect Way to Sum Up How Every Election Should Go


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Respectful, even after 37 years.

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These are Some of the Smoothest Pick Up Lines That Actually Worked, As Told by Bartenders


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Everyone Has Their Own Theory About Why Donald Trump Was Eyeing Melania's Ballot


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The internet has come up with a brand new meme in light of footage of Donald Trump craning his neck over the voting booths to check his wife Melania's ballot. Possibly because everyone has a lot of time on their hands while they wait in insanely long voting lines.

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Watch Dumbledore and Voldemort Duel amidst a Ridiculous Train Ride with Some Very Confused Muggles in the Background


This Australian Tourism Campaign Wants to 'C U in the NT'


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Ah, Australia's Northern Territory. Looks beautiful, doesn't it?


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This new slogan is... interesting. It really looks like it says something different to the untrained eye. 


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This campaign comes from an independent group hoping to bolster tourism in the northern part of Australia. Their about page says this:

Whether you're young or old there's so much to see and do in the NT! Experience the unique Northern Territory in Australia's top end for an unforgettable experience. Tell your friends CU in the NT!

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Now That It's Winter, Ice Skating Is Truly the Best Use of a T-Rex Costume


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Small Children Beware, Post-Halloween Pumpkin Purging is All They're Gourd For


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Listening to Benedict Cumberbatch Read the 2016 Election Like a Bedtime Story Might Help Convince You That This Was All a Bad Dream


Toblerone Changes up Its Iconic Shape, and Naturally Nobody's Okay with It


You've changed Toblerone...clearly nothing is sacred anymore.

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Sometimes You Just Decide You Need to Break in the Hardest Way Possible


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The Wonderful Irony of Another Silly Social Network App


Black Mirror is happening IRL people. 

All This Man Wanted Was a Quiet Sunday But SWAT Snipers Needed to Set Up in His Living Room


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On a normal Sunday, most people are hoping to just relax and watch some football. That didn't work out well for this unfortunate citizen. He ended up documenting the whole ordeal for the rest of us on the internet.

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Everyone Should Try Settling Their Disputes Like These Two Awesome Grandmas


The Added Sound Is Everything in These Stories Made With Stock Footage Videos


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What Would You Do if Your Tinder Date's Cray Ex Showed Up in During Your Date?


If they talk about a crazy ex this early in the date, it's enough of a red flag to bail ASAP. Save yourself and live to swipe for another date later.

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Monday, November 7, 2016

Oh Hell No, There Was a Real Mother F**kin' Snake on a Real Mother F**kin' Plane?!



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The Internet Is Scrambling to Figure out What a Mazel Tov Cocktail Is


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A surrogate for Donald Trump went on CNN to talk about the imagery in a Jay Z video. It sounds like a great video, people were throwing "Mazel Tov Cocktails" around, according to Scottie Nell Hughes. This left the people of the internet asking, "What exactly is a Mazel Tov Cocktail, and can I have the recipe?"

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Looks Like You're Going to Have to Share Your Favorite Fishing Spot now





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10 Reasons Why Donuts Are Better Than People


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The good people of Twitter have come up with compelling (and punny) reasons why donuts are better people, and we should all listen. Donuts make the world a better place. Donuts for President 2016!

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Donald Trump and His Mask Got a Huge Reaction From Twitter


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Donald Trump held up a mask of his own face at a rally. There's no way the internet was going to let that one go. Enjoy these memes, we're on the HOME STRETCH! Election season will be over soon.

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Where Are They Now: The Guy Behind AOL's Iconic Voice Might Just Be Your Uber Driver



It's true, that little AOL soundbyte is Elwood Edwards' voice.



Talk about a ride of nostalgia!

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Two-Headed Sharks Are on the Rise, and of Course the Internet Can't Even Handle It Right Now


Is this some sort of sick and twisted joke, or what? Maybe a PR stunt for the next Sharknado film....

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Woman Arrested at Airport Hands Over Her Tote Bag, and Behold, Alfred The Surprise Koala


The good old saying, 'if I fits, I sits' rings true yet again.

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John Oliver Is Here to Confess and Admit That Yes, He Is the One Responsible for Donald Trump


Dressing up as Your Cat's Favorite Toy Might Not Actually Be a Good Idea


Sure, you see a cute video like this one and you want to recreate it with your pet. We totally get it. But cats don't usually react to things the same way that dogs do... which this guy soon learned.

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Watch This Footballer Live Out His Worst Nightmare When Porn Website Pops Up During His Presentation on Cyber Security


Poor guy was just starting to hit his stride in this presentation when sh*t hit the fan. And queue up the good 'ol Twitter roasting. 

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Just trying to Get Through Monday Morning Like...


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