Sunday, July 24, 2016
Breastfeeding Mom Gets Sour Revenge on Mysterious Coffee Creamer Stealer
A little too far, or nah?
Office HR is going to have a heyday with this one. But, can you really fire this mom for putting breast milk in her own creamer. I mean, it's not her fault the thief continued to steal it, right?
Then again, was it in the community fridge... Was it marked... We don't know.
What we do know is the comment section of this Reddit entry is PRIME TIME.
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These Two Canadians Set the Authorities Ablaze When They Crossed the Border Into the U.S. Playing Pokémon GO
Agents with the Border Patrol apprehended two Canadian teens that wandered themselves past the border into the U.S. while they were in the throes of a particularly engaging Pokémon GO session.
"Both juveniles were so captivated by their Pokémon GO games that they lost track of where they were. They crossed the International Border inadvertently but agents were able to reunite them with their mother." said Michael Rappold of the Havre Sector Border Patrol Office.
F**king Canadians man, am I right?
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Saturday, July 23, 2016
Kid Makes Mom Think She Has to be "The Very Best" to Download Pokémon GO
"I want to be the very best"
22-year-old Nathan Wall warned his mother that there wasn't room for two pokémasters in the house. So, when his 48-year-old mom Sharon asked her son how to get Pokémon GO, Nathan decided to send her on her first Pokémon journey.
Nathan instructed her to bring a coded card to the register of a local Tesco and say 'I want to be the very best.'
She did it.
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Céline Dion Remains the Best Singer in the World By Showing Off Her Musical Impressions
No artist was safe, not even Cher, Johnny Cash, Sia, Michael Jackson, or Rihanna.
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This Heartwarming Video Perfectly Captures Pokémon GO!'s Ability to Bring People Together
Alexander Steinberg, an 18-year-old aspiring filmmaker managed to put together a video that encourages us all as an audience to take a minute, and ask ourselves, 'why does Pokémon GO! matter?'
Does it really? Or is there something more meaningful, impactful 'afoot? Is it the game's ability to unite strangers that'd otherwise never cross paths? One quote captured in the video sticks out in particular:
“You know my favorite part about this? Number one my brother and I used to play this as kids. He ends up passing away,” CrobinMaxxis said, pointing up. “He’s up there still, still, having a better fuckin’ collection than I do. But all the violence in the world, brutality, all this fucking racism. Look around here. You see this?” he said, gesturing to the crowd. “Not a single one is the same. Everyone is having a good time. This is what the world needs now.”
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Friday, July 22, 2016
This Dad Took His Daughter to Disneyland and the Internet Made Her Dreams/Nightmares Come True
A toddler took her first ever trip to Disneyland and was sacrificed to the internet for a Photoshop Battle.
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Bernie Sanders Live-Tweeted Donald Trump's RNC Speech and Absolutely Roasted Him
Bernie Sanders followed along with Donald Trump's RNC speech last night and commented with the hashtag #RNCwithBernie. Here's what he thought of what the Republican presidential candidate had to say.
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Annnnd That's How You Score On Yourself
This is the own goal in the MN United game... the likes of which you'll never see again. http://pic.twitter.com/FEzt3jewTW
— Seth Kaplan (@Seth_Kaplan) July 21, 2016
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Being a Pokémon Trainer is F*ckin' Hard Work, Even a State Briefing Shouldn't Stop You
State Department Spokesman John Kirby paused while reading a statement during his daily briefing to call out a reporter playing Pokemon GO!
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Oh, so That's What Happens When You Try to Catch Mewtwo on Pokémon GO
Trumpémon Go! is All About Catching the Minorities at the RNC
Everything You Didn't Need to Know About the Beauty Trend "100 Coat Challenge" is in This One Epic Video
Usually beauty trends aim to make you look more attractive, but this challenge is not only the exact opposite, but it's a train-wreck you're willing watching
Thanks Jenna Marbles for doing them all at once, also you look like Flukeman.
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The Internet Reacts to Graham, an Indestructible Humanoid Designed to Survive Car Crashes
Australia has a known reputation to get a little absurd with their PSAs. Their most recent campaign paid for by Australia's Transport Accident Commission depicts a hairy man with no neck, air bag nipples, and a Juggernaut-style head built to survive any car wreck.
A trauma surgeon and crash expert joined forces to create Graham and, like Stoner Sloth, the internet instantly fell in love with him.
Buckle up for safety! But, if you've got hundreds of nipples you should be legit.
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Thursday, July 21, 2016
McDonald's Asked People to Invent Their Own Burgers Because Apparently They've Never Been on the Internet Before
A major corporation runs a campaign to let people on the internet be a little creative with their brand and said campaign fails spectacularly because people are awful. Sound familiar? It's a tale as old as time. Or at least as old as Wifi. This time the social media screw up is burger themed, YUM!
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Is Trump's Mysterious Speech Writer Meredith McIver a Figment of His Own Imagination?
Meredith McIver is the speech writer who took responsibility for Melania Trump's plagiarism (you may have heard about it?). But people aren't convinced that Meredith is even real, leading to the internet's new favorite conspiracy theory. Is Meredith McIver a fake persona created by Trump? Let's examine the evidence.
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