Publications across the web are ruining it by calling Daniel and his white vans the hottest new meme of 2016:
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Thursday, February 18, 2016
It's 2016 and the State of Memes Means 'Damn Daniel' is the Cool New Thing for, I Dunno, Probably the Next Two Days
Kinda Harsh When Her Husband Made Some Simple Geography Mistakes, This Wife Wasn't Surprised
Chess Grandmaster Maurice Ashley Plays a Hustler in Washington Square Park
Can a chess hustler fool a grandmaster? Absolutely not. Props for trying, though. The look on the hustler's face when he finds out who he just played is priceless.
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A Florida Teen Opened a Clinic and Tried to Bluff His Way Into a Medical Career
As it turns out, you need a substantial amount of schooling to become a medical doctor. 18-year-old Florida teen Malachi Love-Robinson has been arrested for trying to skirt around that fact by simply impersonating one. According to the Charlotte Observer, this case is connected to a mysterious teen wandering the halls of a West Palm Beach hospital dressed as a doctor one year ago.
This time it seems that he opened his own clinic. He went under the name Dr. Malachi A. Love-Robinson PhD, HHP-C, AMP-C according to his profile on the website for his clinic the New Birth New Life Medical Center and Urgent Care LLC.
For those of you unfamiliar with medical certifications, HHP-C and AMP-C mean... nothing. But they do help him sound important!
The website for the clinic he allegedly started is still active. It even has a picture of the doctors who work there that are definitely real people and not at all people dressed as doctors in a stock photo.
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Love-Robinson is charged with practicing medicine without a license and is being held on $6,000 bail at the Palm Beach County Jail.
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Kinda Harsh When Her Husband Made Some Simple Geography Mistakes, This Wife Wasn't Surprised
Chess Grandmaster Maurice Ashley Plays a Hustler in Central Park
Can a chess hustler fool a grandmaster? Absolutely not. Props for trying, though. The look on the hustler's face when he finds out who he just played is priceless.
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People Are Finding It Hard to Agree on a Solution to This Fruit Based Brain Teaser
This is one of those "brain teasers" that often pop up on Facebook with an annoying and statistically ambiguous title like "Only 5% of the population know the answer to this puzzle!" According to The Daily Mail, this one has been floating around since December.
For once the people in the comments actually have something worth arguing about. You may not have noticed at first but the illustrations in the last equation are different than all the other ones. Let's walk through it.
First, apples definitely equal 10, that much is clear. From the next equation you can guess that each banana bunch equals four. Now we can assume that the coconuts equal two.
So the last equation should add up to 16. 2+10+4 =16 right?
BUT there's only ONE coconut half this time and only three bananas. So is that 1+10+3=14?
This has people arguing about whether the concept of the fruit is a constant number or if that number can change as the picture of the fruit changes. To make matters worse, Dr Kevin Bowman, a Mathmatics course leader at University of Central Lancashire spoke to the Daily Mail to try to "clear" things up. According to him, they can represent whatever you want since the only unambiguous fruit is the apple. Also, everything you thought about coconuts is wrong. He concluded his interview with this:
You might even say that the two coconut pieces in the third equation are different sizes, and therefore add up to three quarters or even seven eighths when put together.
In that sense, there are an infinite amount of possible answers.
So no one can know the real answer until, somehow, the commenters on Facebook reach some sort of philosophical consensus on how we treat visual representations of fruit.
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Take a Minute and Enjoy These Aussie's Lip Dubbing to Donna Summers
Same shit different Valentine's Day (in the Pilbara)
Posted by Jason 'staffie' Allen on Saturday, February 13, 2016
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Wednesday, February 17, 2016
This Advertisement Has so Many Photoshop Fails It's Hard to Count Them All
This new ad is meant to poke fun at some of the photoshop fails that are all too common as models are made to be more and more "perfect". According to Snickers, there are 11 total mistakes in this photo.
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If You're Looking to Make Serious Gains at the Gym, You've Got to Stand at Attention
Turns out dude got banned from that gym for this prank. Apparently the weight room is not the right place to pitch a tent.
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That Feeling When You're Not Even Born Yet and You Know You're Going to F**k it Up
The Internet Tried to Top Jeb Bush's Latest Tweet but It's so Ridiculous Everything Else Just Falls Short
Jeb Bush woke up today thinking, "What is America?" That's when he ran out and bought a gun so that he could Tweet the most 'Murica Tweet that has ever been posted with complete sincerity. The obvious stream of memes followed but, unfortunately for Jeb, it was really hard to top the original punchline/genuine attempt at a heartfelt, patriotic Tweet. That isn't to say they aren't worth reading, some of them may even inspire you to clap.
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A 'Breaking Bad' Themed Coffee Shop Is Coming to New York
Walter's Coffee Roastery opened up in Instanbul about a year ago. It was a wonderful idea, presumably based off of this sequence from the TV series 'Breaking Bad':
Now they are bringing the chemical themed roastery and coffee shop to Brooklyn, New York by the end of this summer. They plan to bring the same level of coffee chemistry and 'Breaking Bad' references that caused the internet to fall in love with them in the first place.
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The Only Way Most of Us Will Afford a Tesla Model S is This Kid Version
Is there a weight limit or can an adult use this as their city commuter?
Also, will this give kids' range anxiety too?
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Tuesday, February 16, 2016
In Case You Missed It, Here's the Absolute Best of the 2016 Grammy Awards
If you missed the Grammys or you just don't care about awards shows but now you want to know what everyone is talking about, we've got you covered. This was a year of bold fashion statements, hot breakfast and solo cups. Don't worry about the performances you missed because the important stuff is all right here.
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Hat Tricks Don't Usually End With Such a Headache
Worth the concussion for the laughs!
Posted by Tradesmen banter on Thursday, February 11, 2016
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