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Monday, January 11, 2016
His Name Is 'Chewbacca Tim Allen'
This might be the best and most unanticipated voice swap of all time.
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Careful, She Might Question Why You Named the Family Dog Nutmeg Next
Guy names his daughter Lanesra, wife only finds out it is Arsenal backwards when the kid turns 2 😂😂. Legend 👍👏! http://pic.twitter.com/jvEVeuJ9jv
— Arsenal Cannon Pics (@ArseCannonPics) January 4, 2016
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Jamie Foxx Takes a Jab at Steve Harvey and Straight Outta Compton's Snub at the Golden Globes
He also had a great reaction to Quentin Tarantino's use of the word ghetto:
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Woman Whose Apartment Building is on Fire Says "Not Today!"
Michelle Dobyne was having a quiet morning making breakfast when she discovered her apartment building was on fire. Speaking to the local news, she described her reaction:
"I got my three kids and we bounced out. Nuh uh, we ain't gon be in no fire, not today!"
Dobyne and the rest of the residents are okay, but will be without power for at least the rest of the week, since the building's electrical panels were destroyed in the fire. If any of the other residents are like Dobyne though, they'll surely be in good spirits.
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Scientists Are Trying to Figure This Lion With Teeth Growing out His Head Desperately
Mountain lions shouldn't look like this.
This beast of a species at a glance appears to have teeth that are straight up growing out the top it's head.
Scientists are all at once baffled, befuddled, and utterly torn over what this might mean; perhaps some sort of misplaced and abandoned alien species? Who's to say?
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An Incredible Spontaneous Jam Session Happened When a Homeless Man Joined a Busker
The busking musician detailed the encounter and his cause:
I went out busking in Leeds on New Year's Eve and, after a while, was joined by a homeless man in a wheelchair who asked if he could sing with me. As a busker, I spend a lot of time on the streets and had seen this man many times over the years, but didn't know he was singer, and, as the years had gone by, his health and wellbeing seemed to have worsened a great deal. We jammed out a version of 'Summertime' and I was blown away by his voice so I stopped a passerby and asked them to capture the moment on my camera phone and then uploaded the video to my Facebook page where it quickly went viral as thousands of people shared it.
My spontaneous street jam with Bernard Davey was a soul-affirming, enriching experience which summed up everything I love about street culture. The streets are full of wonderful surprises and stories. I hope Bernard's amazing improvised version of 'Summertime' helps people to remember not to judge people they see on the streets according to their appearances, but to always look below the surface appearance and find the person underneath.
Moments like these are why I founded the Keep Streets Live Campaign, a not for profit organisation which advocates for public spaces which are open to informal offerings of art and music and campaigns against the criminalisation of homelessness and street culture.
In addition, there are many wonderful charities that work with homeless and vulnerably housed including Inn Churches which provides emergency accommodation for the homeless in churches during the cold winter months and intercepts food waste to give to the hungry. I am doing a sponsored sober year in 2016 to raise funds for them and you can find out more and make a donation.
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This Amazing Homemade Star Wars Cookbook Samples the Cuisine of a Galaxy Far Far Away
Imgur user dani847661 was running out of time find a secret Santa gift and improvised this cookbook. There is a REAL 1998 Star Wars cookbook out there somewhere but dani847661 said they didn't have time to order it so they made their own from scratch. Sure there are some spelling errors but it's full of delicious recipes and Star Wars puns, what more could you ask for from a secret Santa?
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I'm Gonna Be Blunt With You Kid, This Isn't Weed
Content warning: no weed here, but there is a young lad furiously flexing his cursing vocabulary.
This kid got trolled hard by a drug dealer. He bought what he thought was five bags of weed, which turned out to be four bags of grass and one bag of leaves. I know your grandma probably calls it grass, but that doesn't mean your pot should look like actual grass, dude. I guess that's what happens when you buy bud from someone on Instagram.
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New Survey Reveals That Frequent Emoji Use Suggests You Might Be a Horndog
The survey concludes something seemingly arbitrary as a food emoji icon can symbolize body parts or sex, after determining that Instagram banned the eggplant emoji.
The ban was due to its search algorithm revealing the emoji was linked to 'lewd' photos of men and their intimate 'eggplant' parts.
The survey, which polled 5,675 singles, indicated 40% of people who think sexy thoughts more than once a day are apt to frost their texts with a whole lot of emojis; while the more docile of the bunch (once a day sexy thoughts) were proven less likely to drop an emoji.
Basically if someone texts you an emoji, you're totally in. Not really though.
"[Emoji users] want to give their texts more personality," Helen Fisher, the genius brainiac behind the study published earlier this year, told Time Magazine. "Emoji users don't just have more sex, they go on more dates and they are two times more likely to get married."
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Sunday, January 10, 2016
Dude Loses His Sh*t When He Finds His Car in Flooded Parking Garage
The headline speaks for itself. All we know is Fashion Valley did not hold up to its infamous standards for this poor guy. CBS 8 captured gold.
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This Calvin and Hobbes Meets Star Wars Fan Art Will Awaken Your Nostalgia
Both Calvin and Hobbes and Star Wars strike a nostalgic chord with people who have grown up with them. Maybe this wasn't the fan art you were looking for, but it's everything you need.
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This Simpsons Couch Gag is a Beautiful Homage to 80s Action
This Twitter Battle Between Very Lonely Luke and Emo Kylo Ren Takes the Cake
This might be the best Star Wars related hit to pop up on the internet subsequent to the movie's recent debut. Beautiful things happened when the parody accounts for 'Emo Kylo Ren' and 'Very Lonely Luke' collided to exchange blows.
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This Cranky Baby's Reaction Might Mean He's Got a Darker Side
Watch This Professional Driver Drift Through Stereotypes
Professional driver Leona Chin posed as a car salesperson and took a few unsuspecting dudes on the test drive of their lives. One customer remarks, "you know how to handle this car? This is a man's car!" She sure does, buddy.
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Woman Filmed Fighting Security Guard at DMV in Florida
Florida what are you doing with yourself? This woman puts on quite the show. At times this almost looks like a frickin spar, and her some sort of untrained Ronda Rousey knockoff.
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Saturday, January 9, 2016
If You Thought Your Date Went Badly, Read These #WorstFirstDate Tweets
First dates have a tendency to be awkward. Two people are just getting to know each other, sometimes people start to show their true colors and they aren't what the other person had in mind. If you're feeling bad about the last date you had, just read these #WorstFirstDate Tweets to put everything in perspective.
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This Sleep Talker's Wife Sends Him Messages to Keep a Record of the Hilarious Things He Said in His Sleep
Many people think that dreams are a product of the subconscious. Some look for meaning or even prophecies within their dream. Almost everyone is able to keep their dreams inside their own head but Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy is not one of them. He mumbles responses, accusations and general statements while he's a asleep and his wife messages it to him so he won't forget a moment of it.
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Can This App Tell How Hot You Are?
A new website and app has popped up that guesses your age and attractiveness level. It's meant to serve as a companion to a dating app for meeting attractive folks near you, but when has the internet ever used something for its intended purpose?
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