Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Leaving a Negative Customer Service Review Left One Amazon Customer With a Giant Dong


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Imagine this: you're a student looking for some specific edition of a no doubt ridiculously overpriced textbook, and you think you found what you need on Amazon. You order it, relieved that you don't have to go to your school's bookstore and provide your firstborn as payment. Only when you get the book, it's the wrong edition. You contact Amazon to track down the right edition, and after a few days they tell you they don't have it and to return the book for a full refund.

That's exactly what happened to Pedro in Ireland. Frustrated with his experience, Pedro left a negative review in a customer satisfaction survey, only to later find an enormous schlong, "The Hulk 10.25-inch Huge Dong Black," in his shopping cart ready to offend any delicate sensibilities: "I was at the office, in an open space, with people behind me. A guy and two girls were sitting by me when I opened up Amazon and they saw the contents of my shopping basket." Well, maybe your coworkers should learn not to look at other peoples' monitors, Pedro.



Pedro contacted customer support, and though they wouldn't confirm an Amazon representative had placed the item in his cart, they issued him a €100 credit and an apology, saying they would work with HR to make sure this didn't happen again.

Pedro stands by his actions, believing that any bad customer service should be reported, and that "the entry for "The Hulk" is completely misleading. I would expect something called "The Hulk" to be green. It's picture is pink and the description says it is black. My whole issue with Amazon.de started because of incorrect description of items -- and this entry does not help their case."

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This Honest Gym Membership Ad Will Make You Giggle About Your New Year's Resolution of Going to the Gym


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Here's a Casual Explanation of Evolution


Guess Who Isn't Employee of the Month


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Now This Guy Knows How to Swing a Hammer


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These Little Kids Can't Handle Life Without Their iPhones


Please tell us this is some sort of sick and perverse joke; or at least that younger generations aren't this far lost in the throes of a technology-addled era?

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I've Got A Baaaaad Feeling About This One


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OMG These Lesbians Are Going to Touch a Penis For The First Time


Does this mean their gold stars are a less shiny now? 

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Laker's Fan Deposits This Half-Court Shot Directly Into His Bank Account


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Need to Break All Your Government Building Windows? That's a Job For the Brazilian Air Force!


Watch Out, These Cats Will Beat Your High Score on Your iPad


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Thei Year Don't Ball Your Christmas Lights Up, Just Use This Easy Life Hack


The Self-Described Greatest Singer in the World, Covers The Biggest Hit (Currently) in the World to Ring in 2016


In case you couldn't tell it's Celine Dion covering Adele's 'Hello' at her New Year's Eve show.

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Monday, January 4, 2016

3-Legged Adopted Kitten Becomes Amputee Girl's Best Friend


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Nothing warms the heart quite like two victims of circumstances beyond their control, finding solace in the companionship of one another.

At 10-months-old Scarlette Tipton lost her left arm to cancer. Her parents desperately wanted little Scarlette, now two-years-old, to have the chance to grow up with a little kitten just like her; and they couldn't have found a better match. Meet Doc: a rescue kitten who had her right paw amputated following a car accident.

On Christmas Eve the two were united at a shelter in California. That very Wednesday, Doc had already been welcomed aboard as the new member of the family.

Scarlett's mother, Simone Tipton, told Love Meow that Scarlette "did notice that Doc had staples on her side and said 'owies'. I let her know that she had owies just like her, and she placed her hand on her side and just nodded. She recognizes that the cat has similar struggles as she does."

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2016 Has Already Taken a Dark Turn for Pizza Rat


(Animal lover warning: this video is two minutes of one rat dragging its dead brethren around a subway station)

Not satisfied with the squish of day old pepperoni, this NYC subway rat has opted for the opulent crunch of another rat.

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The Internet is Here to Help You Make Sense of the Oregon Standoff With Humorous Hashtags #YallQaeda and #YeeHawd


This armed occupation of a federal building is led by three of Cliven Bundy's sons. These Oregon ranchers want the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge land to be given to them. A spokesperson for the group has told The Oregonian that they are willing to "kill or be killed" but Twitter users felt the coverage of the event was unsatisfactory. They managed to fill in the gaps using hashtags like #YallQaeda, #YeeHawd and #VanillaISIS.

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John Oliver Tackles New Year's Resolutions


When You Really Don't Want to Touch a Public Toilet, You Gotta Hover(board)


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Watching This GoPro Footage Will Crush Any Doubts that Being a Bouncer on New Year's Eve Sucks


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This Move is Puzzlingly Smooth


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Scaring a Bear Away is As Easy As This Swedish Man Shows It to Be


It's best to practice this before a real bear approaches you. 

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The Bills Kicker Knows How a Monday Back At Work After a Holiday Weekend Always Feels


Sorry Dan Carpenter, but your missed kicked tantrum is exactly how we all feel this morning. 

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We Should All Start Off The New Year Like This Boss Cockatoo


It's Not That Weird That a Grocery Chain Made a Boyz II Men Style Commercial About Tomatoes, Right?


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Proof That Cats Are Aliens


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It Doesn't Matter How Far in the Future We Go, We Won't Ever Let a Chance for a Punny Joke Go Past


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If You Want to Say Something Bad About the Lion King, Say It to My Face


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Sunday, January 3, 2016

Check out This Bills Tailgater as He Jumps on a Flaming Table & Catches Himself on Fire


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You're not doing it right dude. Kudos to Buffalo Bills fans though for helping this beer-soaked idiot out.

Buffalo Bills fans this year have been ranked as the NFL's drunkest fans; and it seems like they're hellbent on one-upping the prior game's hysterical, purely irrational antics.

From this gnarly RKO awhile ago:

To this absolute depraved act of moonsaulting debauchery:

Stay safe out there Buffalo Bills fans!

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So Where Was Johnny Manziel Last Night Anyways?

Watch Grandmas Try Fireball Whisky for the First Time


Go home grandma you're drunk.

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