Monday, September 28, 2015

Sarcasm of the Day: Fox News' Shep Smith Doesn't Care that Facebook was Down and Doesn't Think You Should Either


Facebook went down for about an hour and Fox News' Shep Smith couldn't care less.



Facebook went down for about an hour today. Are you OK?

Do you know who was totally fine about it? Fox News' Shepard Smith.

He provided a 'breaking news' update that sounded like more of a pointed rant than an actual bit of information. But hey, he knows his audience.



"...So, if you're all narcissistic and want to share every bit of your life with the world, uh they don't care anyway, and a few minutes off Facebook will not kill you."

He sounds a little bitter about it. Maybe people aren't responding to his friend requests or not poking him back.

Reactions were mixed.









You know how people do.

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Idiots of the Day: Bank Robbers Get Busted After Posting Social Media Selfies with the Money

This Double Vision Makeup Look Tutorial Proves That Makeup is Trippy AF


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The Sorcerer is Stoned


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A Danish Hunting Show Will Probably Reconsider Trying Falconry Again After This


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On the Roads of Britain, Watch Out for Ronnie Pickering


Warning, this rage-fueled British driver drops a lot of swears.

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This Dog Is So Dedicated to Fetch He's Willing to Destroy His Own Living Room to Get That Tennis Ball


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Houston, We Have an OH DAMN


40 Images That Prove Design Isn't for Everybody


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at
DOESN'T
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Some Jokes Are in Suffix-able


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When You're Here, You're Family


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A Cheat Sheet for Not Cheating


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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Learn to Cook Yams and Summon Satan All at Once!


Thanksgiving is coming up, you'll definitely want this recipe for your family dinner!

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Tagged: cooking , satan , Video , yams

That's A Bomb Necklace, Man


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Annoying Arm Wrestling Guy Punches Himself in the Face so You Don't Have To


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Test Your Brain Speed With This Mind Boggling Collection Of "When You See It" Photo Trickery


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The mind sees what it wants to see.

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For All Your Imprisonment Needs


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Tagged: jail , kids , trampoline , safety

When Given the Option, This Irish Dating Show Contestant Takes The Thug Life Road as His Prize


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I Love You So Much. Platonically.


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Congrats (Right in the Face)


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Deep-Seated Insecurities


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My Kind of Backpack


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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Friendship is Dark Magic


History Books Are Purr-Fectly Replaced With Cats Using The Hashtag #CatHistory


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Last night, @Midnight challenged the Internet to rewrite history and replace the past with as many cat puns as possible. The results were basically our favorite thing ever.

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Now This is How You Skip a Rock


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Nice To Meat You


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Saying, "Now Back to the News With Daddy" Doesn't Have a Professional Ring to it


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Sorry, Officer. I Was Going No.


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STDs and Zoos Shouldn't Be On the Same To Do List


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Adorable Little Tee-Ball Player Stops Running to Give His Coach a Sweet Message