Sunday, June 28, 2015

Truthful Tweets Abut Parenting


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Being a parent can be rough. Luckily, because of sites like Twitter, we can all share and appreciate the frustration, fun, and super grossness of parenthood.

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Just a Few Signs That Your Life Is At A Standstill


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Worried you might have fallen into a rut? Feeling out of sorts? If any of these things feel like familiar territory, it might be time to sign the lease on that fancy pre-owned sports car or confess your feelings for your wife's sister.

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Best Guess


Guys Recreate Max Payne Bullet Time in Real Life


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Now This is a Customer Service WIN


Chicken Burglar Finally Behind Bars


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Welcome to the Candydome


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Saturday, June 27, 2015

People Jaden Smith Would Love


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Jaden Smith asks a lot of important questions, and I have a feeling he'd really get along with these social media superstars. All titles borrowed and sometimes modified from Jaden's personal Twitter, @officialjaden.

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Bored at Work? Why Not Attach Nerf Darts to Your Eyeballs?


Sure beats an awkward watercooler conversation!

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Stephen J Hater is Ready For All The Gay Divorces


The Placement Here Could be Better


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Also - gives Pringles a chance to remind us there is not actual bacon in these.

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Best. Kramer. Impression. Ever.



But seriously, is he going to have to pay to fix that? 

Now that Hulu has ever single episode of Seinfeld streaming on its plus service, everyone has ample time to practice that patented Cosmo Kramer slide. 

This dude has no excuse. 

How many episodes have you watched so far? Did you start from the beginning or are you working your way backward like some kind of weirdo?

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Do They Also Know I'm a Ravenclaw?


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If You're a Lonely Long-Legged Giraffe, This Goes Out To You


Just a little something for all the lonely long-legged lovelies out there to help you start your week.

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RT If Your Parent's Won't Understand That You Had To Fail That Last Class


RT If Your Parent's Won't Understand That You Had To Fail That Last Class

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If Only It Worked That Way


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I would love if I could actually charge my bank account to "full" like that too!

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Thanks, Taco Bell


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Friday, June 26, 2015

Dress For the Occasion


Subway Long-Jump Wasn't Quite Long Enough


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All the Best Reactions to Gay Marriage Becoming Legal Nationwide


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It's an historic day in Washington D.C. and all across the nation, as the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 in favor of a decision that makes gay marriage legal everywhere. From the LDS Temple in Salt Lake City, UT to the superchurches in Texas, gay marriage is now the law of the land everywhere, whether bigots and homophobes like it or not.

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These Cross Stitch Tattoos Will Make You Clean Out Your Savings and Book a Flight to Turkey


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Turkish tattoo artist Eva Krbdk has found her niche in the permanent picture world with these delightfully charming takes on popular images.

Working for Daft Art Tattoo, Krbdk has combined her love of tattooing and cross stitch, creating body art that these people will (hopefully) never regret.

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That Moment You Realize The Queen's Guards Are Real And So Is Their Patrol Duty


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The Signs Of the Time Are Changing


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Patty/Marcy and Bert/Earnie FTW!

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7 Scenes That Could Have Changed Disney Movies Forever


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You know how sometimes Disney movies have ridiculous plot holes that you just can't ignore? Dorkly's got your back.  These invented scenes will make you feel a whole lot better about things like the way Ariel can't seem to find another way to tell Eric she's his girl.  

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Officer Stuck, Call For Laughing Back Up!


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When You Accidentally Your X-Rated Video To a Giant Outdoor Screen


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Did We just Have Sex Right Meow?


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7 People Too Smart For Their Own Good


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All the school, all the laughs.

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Your Autofill Knows What You Want To See


Your Autofill Knows What You Want To See

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Things That Line Up Surprisingly Well


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Is it just coincidence or cosmic intervention?

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