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Monday, May 18, 2015
Sunday, May 17, 2015
What if Your Job Title Was Actually Honest?
What if our job titles said exactly what we do? Here's a list of revised job titles that might be too honest to put on your resume.
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Teen's Response to Detention Received for a Dress Deemed a "Sexual Distraction"
A Canadian teen wrote an open letter to her principal after she was given detention for wearing a halter dress that she says school officials told her was "inappropriate and a sexual distraction". The full transcript of her response is below:
“Dear [Vice Principal] Sturgeon,
I have a concern I would like to bring to your attention. In today’s society, a woman’s body is constantly discriminated against and hypersexualized to the point where we can no longer wear the clothing that we feel comfortable in without the accusation and/or assumption that we are being provocative. This unjust mindset towards women is absolutely absurd. The fact that authority figures, especially males, can tell young women they must cover up their shoulders and their backs because it’s “inappropriate” and “a distraction” is very uncomforting. Schools are the social building blocks in an adolescent’s life meant to teach them how to communicate and develop relationships with others and also learning about themselves and who they want to be. It’s preached upon us to be individual, to be ourselves. The double standard here is that when we try, we are then told we’re wrong. We may not truly dress, act or speak how we want because authority figures, and I use that term very loosely such as yourself, tell us we can’t. Yes, I understand there are restrictions to how much and how little of your body that shows, but that applies when people show up in their bikinis or bra and panties. Though I do believe women should legally be allowed to publicly be shirtless considering males are, it’s mindsets like yours that keep that as something that is shamed upon. So no, Mr. Sturgeon, I will not search for something to cover up my back and shoulders because I am not showing them off with the intention to gain positive sexual feedback from the teenage boys in my school. I am especially not showing them to receive any comments, positive or negative, from anybody else besides myself because the only person who can make any sort of judgment on my body and the fabrics I place on it is me.
If you are truly so concerned that a boy in this school will get distracted by my upper back and shoulders then he needs to be sent home and practice self control.
Thank you, have a nice day.” (Via Buzzfeed)
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You Won't Need Anything Else to Keep You Warm at Night
Action Movie Kid Lives an Exciting Life
A dad has added special effects to videos of his son in this compilation video.
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Saturday, May 16, 2015
New Zealand Firm is Developing the Worst Customer Ever
The Touchpoint Group in New Zealand is developing artificial intelligence using two years worth of angry customer calls from four Australian banks. The goal is to help companies find the best way to deal with customer complaints by creating a training platform that can simulate responses to customer service techniques. We can only hope that this will result in better customer service and not an angry, profane computer overlord who decides to destroy all the banks in Australia.
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A Modern Day Samurai Cuts Down Everything in This Snazzy Japanese Ad
Discovery Channel Twitter Spittin' Hot Fire
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This R2-D2 Volkswagen Deserves a Larger X-Wing Volkswagen to Dock Into
San Diego artist César Aguzzoli designed, printed, and applied this vehicle wrap to his VW Bug, somehow making the iconic vehicle even more adorable.
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