Sunday, April 26, 2015

You Gotta Have Priorities, You Know?


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Leave it to Kids to Find a Poop Joke in Everything


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Tagged: lego , kids , gross

There is No Ridiculously Difficult Japanese Arcade Game That SOMEONE Won't Conquer


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Tagged: Music , rhythm , BAMF , Video , g rated , win

What Could Have Been a Terrible Portrait Turned into a Great Mug


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Read the Directions and Try Again, Folks


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How to Piss Off Everyone at the Office


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Tagged: copier , Office , prank

Do We... Do We Tell Him?


Finally, Been Waiting for a Sale on "Some Stuff!"


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Great, Now I've Been Out-Danced by a Toddler


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The Stage Totally Gives Way During a Performance at an Indiana High School


Luckily the last of the injured students was just released from the hospital in good health. Still, terrifying!

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So Close, Scottish Scaffolding Guy. So Close.


A Romantic Ballad to Get You in the Mood for... Well...


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But It's a Very Important Piece of Paper!


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Saturday, April 25, 2015

That Moment When You Tear it Up Too Hard in a Dancing Video Game


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More of the Dumbest Game Show Answers We've Ever Seen


Incredibly Creative, Unbelievably Stupid


Adam Sandler, Clearly in Love With Those Dank Memes, Bro


Extra Credit? Nah, Just Getting Rick Rolled.


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The Problem With Having a Coworker Named "Jack"


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Restaurant of the Day: A Male Version of Hooters Called Tallywackers is Opening in Texas


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Amy Schumer’s joke is becoming a reality… sort of.

A new bar/restaurant called Tallywackers is coming to Dallas this May that will feature scantily clad men showing off their pecs, abs and bulges while you dine on your breasts (of chicken).

In case you were wondering, “tallywacker” is another word for penis, or as Urban Dictionary defines it “my gargantious third member.”

And if you think you have one and live in Texas, they’re hiring.

“Our main goal with Tallywackers is to create a fun and entertaining environment for anyone to enjoy,” the restaurant’s head of marketing Winston T. Lackey told Central Track. “That said, we understand that there will be some people who are uncomfortable here, just as there are women who are uncomfortable at Hooters.”

Lackey is apparently very good at his job too, with Tallywackers getting lots of national attention this week on numerous media sites. As of Friday it was also trending on Facebook.

While the restaurant is primarily targeting the gay community, they say, everyone is welcome.

And yes, they will serve hot dogs.

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Prepare to Rage: A Man Sets Up a Crowdfunding Site for His Sick Dog, Then Appears to Blow All the Money on Himself


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It's more than likely that the whole pet angle is a sob story so he can spend money on ugly watches, but this is still pretty horrific no matter which way you cut it.

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Hush Little Lager Don't Say a Word...


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Tagged: beer , baby , carriage

Not How Physics Work, or Monkey Bars


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Just Guac it Out, Lauren


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Tagged: sign , taco bell , puns , prom , food

Friday, April 24, 2015

These Kids Have All the Poop-Related Solutions to Pollution


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Tagged: school , kids , wisdom , pollution

This 8-Year-Old Girl is More Than Capable of Kicking Your Butt


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Burning Ants With a Magnifying Glass: Cruel. Doing it to Your Friends? Still Cruel, but Also Hilarious.


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Kids Love Taking Pics of Their Food, so How About This?


There's Germophobes, Then There's... Germophobe-ophobes?


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That Feeling When Not Even Your Family Can Get Your Birthday Right


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