Sunday, December 28, 2014

Another Reason to Never Have Live Animals in Your Christmas Service

Wi-Fi, It's Like a Series of Dust Particles




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Just Because Your Over the Hill Doesn't Mean You're Not Getting Any




Sex book tells you how to get some when you're over 40









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Santa Knows Physics

Get This Woman to an Arcade and Earn All the Tickets Ever on Mini Basketball

Find Someplace Else!

Where's the Pop Filter When You Need it...

For Your Budding Artist




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All of Computer Science is for Dummies




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Now That's a Hell of a Swing

Ah, the Glorious "Smiths" Period of Every Young Man's Life

Complete Your Look




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The Best Drink of Them All




drink a lot of beer


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Call it a Day, It's Not Getting Better Than This Accidental Flip

Saturday, December 27, 2014

The Sovereign Island Nation of Alaska Will Not Stand for This Ignorance

A Man in China is Busted After His 2000 Stolen Bras Come Crashing Down From the Ceiling




news,creepy,Probably bad News,underwear,fail nation


From the South China Morning Post:


The used underwear, which belonged to women in the neighbourhood, had been stolen by a male resident over the course of the year, news website Gxnews.com.cn reported.



The report said the man hid the stolen lingerie above ceiling tiles in a number of stairwells within the residential building where he lived.



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"A Game for Good Christians" is Cards Against Humanity for the Born-Again Set




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The game features both out of context quotes directly from the Bible as well as punched-up entendres based on real scripture (IE: "A fiery bush" or "A rainbow promising that God can genocide you through other means"). The creators didn't intend the game to be a satire or a wink-nudge parody of faith, but rather just a funny, bizarro take on well-known scripture - and the most awkward family gathering conversation starter.




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Balance is Everything

Take What You Can Get




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Darth Vader Loves to Crack a Beer

Some People Don't Deserve Facebook Privileges. Or Driving Privileges. Or Talking Privileges.




bad idea,drunk,Overshare,dui,failbook


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Professor X Hoverchairs Only, Please

Don't Trip. They'll Never Find You.

You Got Me One Sock for Christmas...Wait...Oh.




A weiner cozy for christmas


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