Thursday, December 25, 2014

Go Home Wise Men, Smell Ya Later!

Forget Santa Flying Around on His Sleigh, This Flying Christmas Tree is the Truth

See? Cats LOVE Santa!




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He Didn't Shoot an Eye Out, but This Dumb Criminal DID Steal a Leg Lamp

Time to Put Away You Child Care Dreams




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Santa Knows a Little Sign Language, and it Just Made This Deaf Girl's Day

Someone Upped Their Christmas Tree game

Some Teachers Go All Out for Christmas

Probably Won't Be the Christmas Card Next Year

Santa Stuffed Something Very Special into Your Stocking...

Hate the Holidays? Get a Little Joy Out of All These Christmastime Fails!

You're Going to Get All Kinds of Action Under This Thing

Let Your Christmas Spirit Shine

Busier Than Santa's Elves

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Scary Snowman is Back to Terrorize Christmas

Bill Gates Proves to be the Best Secret Santa, Giving One Redditor a Replica Loki Helmet and a Donation in Her Name to a Vaccine-Providing Charity




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Oh right, there was a coffee table book in there as well. But seriously, we were all in it for the Loki helmet.




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Best Christmas Present Ever!

Nothing Says Christmas Like Torturing the Elf on the Shelf

Just Give it a Minute....

Is Christmas Over Yet?

Let Everyone Know You're Having a Lonely Drunken Christmas




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What Not to Do at Your Holiday Party: One Man Downed a Carton of Eggnog in 12 Seconds, and it Only Cost Him Three Days in the Hospital!




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From ABC News:


Roche, 33, said he shaved 10 seconds off the previous best time of 22 seconds that day, earning him bragging rights and a $50 gift certificate to Ruth's Chris Steak House. But the glory was short-lived: Later, at home, he started to feel sick.



"Two hours later I was laying on the couch, shaking uncontrollably, nauseous, having fevers and panting," said Roche, who works in sales.

Roche ended up spending three days in the hospital. But hey, sweet gift card!




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Joke of the Day: Australian Police Slam Nickelback




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The Queensland Police Service is having a little fun at Nickelback's expense this Christmas.



The cops posted this photo of one of their recently unwrapped CDs on Facebook along with the following message:


Police media team report a suspicious package has been received as part of the office secret Santa. It will now be destroyed

Apparently hating on Nickelback has now become an international pastime.



Sorry Chad.




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Much More Stylish Than Your Average Christmas Tree