Sunday, December 14, 2014

Students Are Getting More Clever By the Day

Barbie's Jeep: Recommended for Ages 6 to 12. And for Drunk Adults.








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How Hard is This Sort of Thing to Mess Up?

Gee, I'm a Tree!

Do You Qualify?

Nice Pun Work, Dream Me!




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Yes, It's Weird








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Who is This Man and Why is He a Slinky Wizard








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Whoopi Goldberg is the Only Performer With an Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, and Tony Award to Let One Rip on "The View"

Time For a Daddy-Daughter Dance Battle!

SPECIAL DELIVERY. SPECIAL. DELIVERY.

Nothing Like Arguing With Your SO for Everyone to See




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How Do You Deal With Breakups?




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Beat the Cold With Hidden Flask Mittens




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Via Geekologie:


This is the $20 Mitten Flask. It's a pair of mittens with a 3-ounce (5-ounces too small) flexible flask hidden inside the palm of the left-hand mitten, with a bite-valve at the thumb. That sucks because 1. I'm left-handed and would prefer the flask be in the right mitten, which 2. they could have avoided by making the mittens ambidextrous, but 3. really should have just put a flask in both.



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Tagged: mittens , cold , hidden , flask , funny , after 12



In the Belly of the Whale

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Rise, the Dark Lord of Comfy Fabrics!

Prepare Your Weapon for Battle, Santa is Itching for a Pillow Fight!

Andy Richter and the Only Advice You Need Online

How to Be Popular

Physics Is Weird

You're Not Getting Old, Just Shuffled!

Weirdo of the Day: Joaquin Phoenix Tells Fake Engagement Story on ‘Letterman’








Oh good, crazy Jaoquin Phoenix is back.



On the "Late Show with David Letterman" Monday night, Phoenix got into an insane yoga position called "harness of the hog" and then casually dropped some very big news: that he was getting married to his yoga instructor.



Wait… what?



But it turned out that whole part about getting engaged was a lie to make his story sound more interesting.



"I think like my life's so boring, and it seemed like something exciting to talk about, and I wanted the audience to like me," he told Good Morning America. "They really like people getting married."



Several years ago, a bearded Phoenix was a guest on Letterman in one of the most bizarre interviews of late night TV. The whole thing turned out to be a very elaborate hoax.




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You Can't Just Let the Beer Float Away




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*Tips Orange Fedora*