When your class finished early and your friend is still in class

The big question

Those are serious eyes...

Just meeting the fans

When I'm stoned and see my friend hiding food from me.

A happy Pepperoni

Plus sized but I'm hypnotized

Never shave your pubes 20 minutes before a date...

How to freak out your parents

Epic Goat Parkour

This morning when I woke up, I looked out my window and saw this in my garden.

So That's How Wine Is Made

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I need to tell you something honey...

Owl enjoys being petted

Every damn time...

I can't be the only one

Cosplay level: Perfect

Pokélogic

Yes you are...!

Perfectly loop bumping dance

Armadillo Girdled Lizard

All people are equal, and equally capable.

A play at the plate

The Platonic Form of Pancake

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Lipstick in school

Best History Teachers Ever

My favorite thing to lick

Batman is a feminist.

Friends think I'm heartless for thinking like this

As an Englishman, I hear our American friends talking about how difficult it is to drive "a manual"