Son: Mom, Dad, I have to tell you something, I-I'm Chinese. Dad: Don't worry son, we accept you for who you are.

I am a large female, nothing is worse than saying this to our face

The bunny in the box trick.

As a non-Deadbeat Dad who was there for his kids.

Gem from a comic con

Wouldn't know for sure, but is this what a period feels like

Students laminated their finals study guides and studied in the hot tub

Wait, what?

My wife thinks I'm weird

The good old time

Act like a grown man!

He probably thinks this everyday

When I finish my last exam of the semester

Googled mood ring meanings... was not disappointed

Even if you don't know about cars at all, learn a little so you don't get ripped off; here is a good starting point.

Tiny Lemons

Scumbag Gandalf. And he even leveled up from it too!

And the award for the best dog reaction goes to...

They will never believe it.

Black Marussia.

Tyrion takes the Hound for a walk

It's confusing to everyone.

Just throw the stick

Kids Will Believe Anything

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Shaved my wife.

The poor little Deer...

Just woke up from a dream where I was at a queen concert

A confession we can all admit to

On The Throne

That Was Really... Cunning of You

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