Saturday, April 15, 2023

'I reported him to HR and got him fired': Hardware tech accuses IT coworker of 'cheating the system'


This IT worker was tired of being insulted for no reason at all. In the story shared to r/pettyrevenge by u/Timely-Caterpillar88, the OP was working as a desktop tech, and often used the same ticketing system as their coworker. The coworker, "Jack," clearly thought that he was way smarter than the OP. From the way he talks down to the OP — and accuses the OP of things they didn't do. That's a serious misstep on Jack's part! 

At least the OP did the right thing by bringing up the issue to HR. So many workplaces become incredibly toxic due to bullies like Jack. It hinders communication, and it makes it worse to stay at a company that may have other issues besides dealing with cranky coworkers. One commenter put it perfectly, saying, "I think you just debugged your department."

Next, this guy froze out his neighbor — all because the neighbor took this guy's hard-earned parking spot. 

'AITA for posting a video of my girlfriend crashing her car?': Dude posts embarrassing video of GF and sells footage, friends and coworkers find the video


This guy has to know deep down that he's in the wrong here. People can tell themselves whatever story they want to hear, but seriously, in what universe could this guy be in the right? Selling footage of your girlfriend's car accident as "education material" for driving students without her consent is quite possibly the biggest red flag I've come across on the Internet in quite some time.

 

He shared his side of the story via this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit, and even with his heavily biased framing, the truth was pretty easy to detect. The guy was being an idiot and clearly thought this was funny, amusing content he could share around with zero consequences. Well, sir. You very well may have just lost your girlfriend. At the very least, this will always be a bump in the road of your relationship and one that certainly caused her to call her trust in you into question.

 

For more stories like this, here's one about a Karen's freakout at a bookstore.

'Welcome to LinkedIn Lunatics': Top 20 Tone Deaf Tyrants


LinkedIn has recently become a tragic cringe-fest for people who take to it in order to feel better about themselves. Kind of like TikTok influencers, but less professional. The red flags are running rampant, and folk hold them up with tone-deaf pride. You're bound to read about their exaggerated achievements, and the funniest part is the cooperation from other LinkedIn profiles who cheer them on, saying things like 'Good job!', and 'Way to go!'. Y'know, the creative, innovative, personal comments you like to hear.

Now, that isn't to say there aren't a few perks to LinkedIn. It's a great place to broaden your social network, expand, search for a job, and develop your career. THAT BEING SAID: LinkedIn is still stupid. Does it make for some wild entertainment? Yes, it does. If you're finding yourself bored on a Friday night, just go to r/LinkedInLunatics, it will put life into perspective, and it's way better than a reality show.

Without further ado, scroll down and read the cringe for yourself. For more, here is another batch for you to enjoy.

'We closed [three] hours ago': Server lets couple on first date stay late, learns the hard way that they're woefully entitlted


Every retail or service person has learned the hard way why you don't make exceptions for customers and guests. It's always the customer you think is level-headed, sane, and "gets it" who ends up being a woefully entitled complainer, review bomber, or exceptionalist. These people will go feral on you and make your life a verifiable living hell for a few weeks until they've done the damage they're seeking and disappear into the void of their miserable existence to ruin someone else's day.

The commenters have the right of it here: Never under any exceptions should you ever remain alone with a customer—especially when handling cash. They're a stranger, of whom you have no prior knowledge, and you should never underestimate what someone is capable of. There's a reason most organizations have firm rules about this; it's incredibly important for staff safety.

This server/manager shared their story of completely underestimating a couple by letting them stay late, thinking that they would be cool about it. Others took to the comment section to share stories of their own in the ensuing thread. Keep reading and for more, check out these hollandaise hating Karens who tried to dine and dash.

'The kids confessed to throwing the trash': Neighborhood kids enact trashy revenge on local Karen


Rule number one of living in any neighborhood: don't become the enemy of all the town children! If you are that enemy, rest assured those little minions will stop at nothing to enrage you. That's exactly what happened to this Karen and Kevin, who managed to piss off everyone in the neighborhood. Even these kids' parents weren't too upset with their sabotage.

 

Now, what was their sabotage, you ask? Well, according to the Redditor's post, the neighborhood got together and volunteered to pick up trash around town. These kids had dumped much of said trash right on Kevin's property. It should be noted that Karen was not present for this encounter because she was literally locked up at the time. Meanwhile, Kevin threw a fit, only to be reprimanded by the town's code enforcer for not having an up-to-code residence. Keep scrolling below to see how folks responded in the comments! 

 

When you're finished reading, here's another story about someone who got scolded for eating the toppings off her boyfriend's pizza.

Friday, April 14, 2023

20 YeeHaw-est Memes for Funny Cowboys and Cowgirls Who Need a Good Laugh This Weekend


We have recently been confronted with this lil tidbit that threw us for a loop: Apparently, Texans do not think they are Southern… Are we crazy for pausing at that belief? Texas is one of the most Southern places you can get geographically in the U.S., so how are you not Southern? Texans will say that Texas is it's own place, it's not the South, across the Mason-Dixon Line, or "this side of the Mississippi," it's just… Texas. And yet, they still claim the "yeehaw," BBQ, 10 gallon cowboy hats, snake skin cowboy boots, and all that good 'ole yeehaw life that the South and the Wild Wild West are so known for. We're not agreeing or disagreeing with Texans, we're just a little confused by it is all… But anyways, if you're a rootin' tootin' son of hootin' then you'll love these memes no matter if you're from the South, West, or just… Texas. 

'You'll get paid in garlic': 10+ Top Entitled People, Karens, and Choosing Beggars Who Wanted Everything For Nothing


This world is jam-packed with all sorts of wonderful people: people who are empathetic and honest, generous and fair, responsible and humble. Unfortunately, the yin to that yang comes in the form of an onslaught of entitled, cruel and selfish people who want everything for nothing and everything for themselves. They care not about anyone or their negative impact on the society that they benefit from—like a leech that's had more than its fill, growing fat unnoticed on a swimmer's leg. 

This is a collection of those persons" your entitled people, Karens, and choosing beggars who are busy making this world their big stupid oyster. 

Keep reading to browse this collection. For more, check out this previous collection of entitled people.

'You knew what you were getting into': 20+ Cringeworthy Parenting Fails


Something tells me these parents absolutely did NOT ask for this craziness! Look, I am the last person to talk to when it comes to parenting advice. That being said, I know enough to know that most parents simply cannot anticipate what the experience will actually be like. 

 

No matter what kind of parent you are, there always seems to be a period of disillusionment from a picture-perfect vision of what having a family will look like versus what it actually looks like. If you thought it was going to just be cute Instagram photos, you were seriously misled. Because in reality, those Instagram photos are often accompanied by screaming, fighting, crying, sleeping, not sleeping, eating, bathroom drama, and your own daily breakdown. But don't take my word for it. Instead, keep scrolling for a look at these fresh and cringeworthy parenting fails from new parents. For more content like this, take a look at these customer service fails!

'Fired for stealing jelly beans': 20+ Super strange reasons people got immediately fired from their jobs


The deli employee who got fired for eating all the skin off every single rotisserie chicken behind the counter is living the dream! What a glorious act of rebellion, probably never repeated twice, to eat the most delicious parts of the rotisserie chickens, and then become a living legend before getting (rightfully) canned. That person is super unhinged, as are numerous other people in the hilarious stories included below. 

Every workplace has a story of "that one guy," who everyone knows did something strange and got caught in the act. While working fast food, I had a friend who got fired because they got in a verbal altercation with a customer, and the customer demanded they take the fight outside. This person was already hopping mad, and management couldn't stop them…so my manager weakly looked at them and asked them to take off their name tag before starting a physical fight. This person ripped off their name tag, slammed it on the counter, clocked out, and physically fought a customer in the parking lot. The cops were called, and that person got fired ASAP, but they were utterly legendary in our restaurant for their sheer boldness. As we watched from the drive-through window, we all knew that this person was "that one guy" at our place. 

Check out the super strange reasons that these bosses had to let their workers go. Then, this guy bragged about a trashy prank he pulled as a youth, but ended up getting dragged in the comments. 

'I will need a refund': Newly divorced woman tries to get money back from wedding photographer


Here is yet another fine example of beggars trying to be choosers! This woman used a photographer's services for her 2019 wedding and reached out to him four years later asking for a full refund. Why would she be suggesting that she deserves said refund, you ask? Well, looks like the lady got a divorce.

 

One has to wonder if she is going to apply the same logic to all the gifts she received from her wedding guests. I mean, now that she's divorced, shouldn't she technically "no longer" be needing them? Of course, Romeo the Photographer (a wonderful name, might I add!) refused to give her said refund as it's entirely not his fault that her marriage fell apart. As one person in the comments section humorously quipped, this divorcée's logic is like asking for a refund for someone's 16th birthday gift because they are now 17. Keep scrolling below for more great comparisons!

 

When you're done, take a look at these memorable job interview fails. 

'You're probably getting paid less than the people hired after you': Experienced programmer getting paid less than fresh new hire sparks online discussion over pay


We might expect that experience, performance, and time in a role would lead us to an increased take-home pay… and that we might be earning more than the college graduate the company just hired—who has no experience and is still wet behind the ears. But, changes in company hiring policy resulting from fluctuations in the demands of the job market could very well mean that new hires are earning far more than you. Companies are often reluctant to increase the cost of existing labor—even in times of strong trade—but when it comes to attracting fresh talent to realize new projects, they splash out. 

This was the topic of conversation that was sparked when an experienced software engineer shared an experience they had at their workplace on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit. The engineer, Redditor u/darkpyro2, reported learning that their new coworker, who had no work experience and needed constant help and supervision, was earning substantially (almost %15) more than them. This is despite u/darkpyro2 being the top performer in their department. They shared how they have become frustrated and disillusioned, prompting others to share their own experiences in the comments. 

Read on for selected responses from the ensuing thread, and visit the original Reddit thread via the attribution links. For more like this, check out this interviewer who awkwardly asked the person they were interviewing for a job.

 

'My boss decided to chow down on my meal': Employee calls boss witch, boss gets petty revenge by eating his lunch


The real question here is who had it coming: the boss or the employee? Sure, the boss crossed a line when she ate the Redditor's lunch and just said "oops" rather than apologizing and allowing her employee to go out and buy a new lunch. That's definitely not a good look.

 

However, the employee did sort of bury the lede here, didn't he? He called his boss a witch, which is obviously a controversial term with plenty of gendered implications. On top of that, he called her a witch after she implied at a work party that he had one too many drinks and shouldn't drive home. Honestly, that's not being a shady boss. That's being safe. Perhaps she should have made that comment in a less public way. I mean, this lady is clearly no saint. But if this encounter was the cause of the lunch-eating debacle, she very well may have been in the right at first. 

 

Feel free to share who you think made the biggest mistake here. For more stories like this, check out this nepo baby's drama at work!

Thursday, April 13, 2023

'[She] thought this meant "we" won the money': Lotto winner's family insists on sharing her $50,000 prize, while the winner wants it all for her baby


Should you ever win the lottery, don't tell a soul until you lawyer up! 

Winning the lottery changes people's lives, but whether that's for better or worse is up to the winner's money habits. This 35 year old woman beat the odds and won a big sum from a scratch off card. Since she's pregnant, she decided the $50,000 would go to her future baby, so that the child can have a great life in the future. However, that's not the only child in the picture here! The OP has a fiancé, and the fiancé has a 14 year old kid from another relationship. 

The OP writes that since she's engaged to this guy, he and his daughter think they should get some of that sweet moolah. This is why you get a lawyer before telling anyone about a lottery win — there's no easy way to turn down the many people in your life who will want a slice of that lotto money once you announce it. It's too bad the OP told her family. Now, she either has to give them some of the money she meant to give to her unborn baby, or she has to deal with some angry family members. 

Next, when a HOA jerk came around to insist a child get rid of her pet bunny, the neighbors shrugged and said, "Enjoy the bunnypocalypse."

'Petty revenge on my own truant son': Mom stages epic prank to force son to stop skipping school


A mother has to do what a mother has to do. This woman shared her story via this thread on Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit, and let's just say that if your child has a bad habit of skipping school, you should definitely be taking notes right now.

 

This woman's son was a good student when he was in high school, but he just absolutely hated going. Meanwhile, his single mother had a full-time job and was at her wit's end after countless attempts to correct this behavior. In her state, parents of truant children could be subject to jail time, so this was getting very serious very quickly. 

 

What happened next was a plan that only a mastermind could concoct. With the involvement of a friend's fiancé who just so happened to be a police officer, this Redditor was able to get her son to grow up in an instant. Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more, check out this post about an entire department that got their boss fired.

'I walked out': Mother keeps trying to set her kid up on dates against their will, cue dating fail


This mom needs to stay out of her kid's business! At this point, we are so beyond the "it's getting out of hand" level. It was only a matter of time before this Redditor snapped. They shared their story on Reddit's r/AmiTheA**hole subreddit after a major dating fail.

 

Let's start with the fact that OP tried to stomach these setups numerous times and had voiced to their mother that they had had enough of this on several occasions. Even having to go through that would have been too much for me. So when OP went out to dinner with family and realized their mother was actually setting them up on yet another date instead, well, let's just say the straw broke way more than just the camel's back! 

 

We feel for Sam, the date, in this situation as well. He was set up too and didn't ask for this outcome. Keep scrolling below to see how people responded with regard to what OP should do next. For more stories like this, here's another post about a nepo baby's comeuppance in the workplace.

'Please let me know': Interviewer awkwardly asks candidate for a job


There are plenty of great opportunities to reach out to your network and enquire about open positions—with friends, family, and former colleagues all being solid possible leads. You can volunteer, attend industry events, utilize contacts through shared interests—even turn to social media. Heck, just about the only person you shouldn't reach out to for a job is a candidate you're supposed to be interviewing.

It's bold, for sure, but bound to land poorly. The interviewee already has so much going on in their mind and is so on edge trying to give the best impression that they're not going to believe what they're hearing when you make your proposal. The only thing it's going to do is signal an immediate red flag about working at the organization—who would want to work somewhere where the hiring managers are begging for jobs elsewhere?

Still, this job-seeker reported having exactly this happen. Redditor u/clrlmiller shared their story on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit, telling the story of the biggest red flag they had ever seen. Keep reading to see some screen grabs of the Reddit thread below. For more, check out these four stories where candidates walked out of job interviews or declined jobs because of the interviewer's behavior.

 

'I was asked to take a 30%+ cut in pay': Boss asks employee to be a 'team player,' employee quits, company goes under


One has to wonder if the boss was willing to take the same pay cut! It's one of those classic rules of leadership: don't ask your employees to do something that you yourself would never do. In this instance, this Redditor was already extremely underpaid for all the work he did for his company. He regularly worked overtime and was reliant on that pay to support himself and his family. It's also worth mentioning that he never actually saw his family that much due to the demands of his job.

 

So once the boss man hired a consulting firm for advice, they told him that labor costs needed to be cut. Of course, this was easy for a consulting firm to suggest, while they collected a sizable payment. When the boss requested that the Redditor take a large pay cut, the Redditor finally had it and refused to take any of this BS. Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more, check out this post about a guy who walked out on a date his mother set up.

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Relatable Work Memes for Burnt Out Employees With a Permanent Case of the Mondays (April 10, 2023)


When are we going to get the 4 day work week situation dialed in? What will it take to wipe Mondays off the work-week map? It seems like ever since you graduated, you can help but count down the minutes until Friday at 5pm only to waste away 1/3 of your weekend on Sunday afternoons when you're stressing out about starting to work again. It's a vicious cycle. Maybe if you had 3 days to do your weekend chores (party, drink, socialize, vacuum, groceries) you'd be more rejuvenated every week. But nooooo, some rich guy in the 1800's decided that a 40 hour work week, Monday through Friday, was the solution to productivity. Could he have been more wrong? We hope that guy is absolutely rolling in his grave right now as we sit in the break room for another 8 minutes, enjoying memes that make us feel alive. 

'[I] don't need them anymore': Entitled Karen asks for a refund for her wedding photos when she gets divorced years later


It never ceases to amaze me the ends that entitled people will go to and the mental hoops they will jump through in order to justify their behavior…

"Hi! It's your old pal from Kindergarten here. I don't know if you still remember me, but I'd like my Pokemon cards back that I traded you for your cookie since I'm not using the cookie anymore, and the fat cells it gave me have long since gone away!"

With that logic, anyone could ask for a refund for anything—at any time. It would be utter anarchy and spell the end of our society as we know it.

These messages were shared on Reddit's r/mildlyinfuriating subreddit, where readers reacted to and roasted the Karen for her bizarre request.

Keep reading to see the messages and reactions below. For more entitled people., check out these entitled cyclists who freaked out after drinking dog water at a cafe. 

'Have you no decency': top 20 mildly infuriating moments of the week (April 12, 2023)


When it's happening to you, it's mildly (perhaps majorly) infuriating. But when you're watching it happen from a third-party lens, you can't help but laugh. Keep scrolling below for the top mildly infuriating moments of the week. For more compilations like this, here are some top job interview fails!

Update: 'AITA for calling my GF out?': Boyfriend snitches on his GF's eating habits in front of her strictly vegan friend


It's surprising the lengths people will go to impress someone in their social circle. When you want to fit in with a social group, it's easy to begin dressing like them or talking like them as a result of spending so much time together. This woman, Michaela, did something similar when she met her coworker Sheila, who's a strict vegan. Michaela then also began to have a "vegan lifestyle," and started posting about it on social media. However, her boyfriend, who wrote the post, noticed that Michaela is still eating animal products like cheese and milk — so she's a vegetarian, but not really keeping to veganism. However, that's really bugging the OP to see his GF act like a hypocrite. He chose a really inopportune time to call her out! 

Up next, this husband lied to his wife for 13 years about a candy she loved — and now that she found out his secret, she's really annoyed. 

‘AITA for getting my bully kicked out of his dream school?’: Student compiles evidence of his bully’s remarks, sends it to the college of his choice


This bully is going to regret some of his decisions. Sure, what the Redditor did was harsh, but you know what's worse? Being relentlessly bullied for years. In our book, this dude got what he deserved. The hero who got his much-deserved revenge shared his story via this thread on Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit after it was originally posted on the AITA subreddit.

 

Our only real concern here is that the bully might discover that the Redditor had something to do with this. OP should not have wished his bully good luck with his chances of getting into school; otherwise, he might have been able to get away with this completely. If you keep scrolling below, you'll see that plenty of folks in the comments section have the same concern. Let's hope he stays safe, gets out of that town, and is able to thrive in college.

 

For more stories like this, here are some top petty revenge tales!

'His daughter can do it at a cheaper rate': Boss wants to replace successful social media manager with his daughter to save on budget


When you're doing great at your job, taking on extra duties, and performing admirably, the last thing you expect is to be replaced as a cost-saving measure—especially by your boss's (presumably unqualified) daughter. But, this can happen when your profession is a necessity that your bosses don't understand… and there are certainly some old hats hanging around in various institutions who still don't quite "get" the point of social media marketing.

It's akin to the common adage about the catch-22 challenges of perception IT face… If there are no visible technical issues and no downtime, management will begin to wonder what they're financing an in-house IT team for; on the flip side, when there are visible issues and downtime, management begins wondering what they're paying an in-house IT team for if they can't "keep things running."

Marketing is one of those things that is looked at as an excess expenditure in economic downturns and slashing spending in these areas. While often one of the first options considered, this can also spell certain doom for your business in the long term.

This worker was shocked to overhear their boss proposing that their teenage daughter take over their social media duties as a means of avoiding giving them a raise. They had taken on additional duties, resulting in massive growth for the company's socials, but when they asked for a raise as compensation, the trouble started.

If you're picturing J. Jonah Jameson from Spiderman screaming at Peter Parker, "A raise?.. You want a raise? Your job is so easy; my teenage daughter could do it!" Then you're probably somewhere on the right track.

This won't be the first time an employer has made excuses for not giving workers further compensation for their contributions, performance, and willingness to take on additional work—nor will it be the last. Keep reading to see screen grabs of the Reddit thread that inspired this post, spawned by a Reddit post made by u/OVOnug, who shared their experience to Reddit's popular r/antiwork subreddit. For more, check out this worker who was reprimanded for lack of communication amongst the management team.

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

10+ Top Tinder Moments of the Week From the Wild World of Dating (April 11, 2023)


Welcome to this week's edition of the hottest trending takes from online dating… It's a wild world out there, and entering the arena of online dating can be especially treacherous. This week, there is a whole slew of desperate individuals looking to find a match amidst the sheer chaos of unsuitable candidates.

A personal favorite of mine this week is our "incredibly average" Joe in item #3. There's no point in trying for a long-term relationship if you can't be honest with your partner and yourself, so you might as well get it all laid out there—which he certainly did with his tell-all bio.

Scroll through this week's selection, and for more, check out this previous iteration. Good luck out there!

'My software had been rolled out to all staff against my wishes': Boss steals worker's program and takes credit for it, reprimands worker for undesired features


Finance is probably one of the least "metal" things out there… picturing stuffy workers wearing formal outfits in a sterile stark-white office, balancing spreadsheets and hedging investments doesn't evoke an image of the rebellious ideals and counter-culture movements that rock n' roll was built on.

That being said, this story delivered what its title promised: Heavy Metal Finance. Redditor u/Psygnal shared this riveting tale of an entrepreneurial program they created which led to theft, betrayal, and revenge at their place of work in the late nineties. 

They tell how they worked as a financial compliance officer and created a tool to make their work easier for themself, allowing them to maintain a more consistent application of policy and process. This worked well until their boss decided that they would take the tool and distribute it to the entire company, taking credit for its development in the process. Further, when it came to the boss's knowledge that there were certain aspects of the program (which the whole company was now using) that they didn't like, they decided to reprimand the worker for it.

Keep reading for some screen grabs of the Reddit thread where the story was originally shared. For more, check out this worker who was sent home for wearing shorts and proved that their boss was wrong and it wasn't actually in the policy.

'LOL, He Blocked Me' : Top Dating App Flops of the Week (April 11, 2023)


Dating app convos tend to go one of two ways; either people put in little to no effort, begging the question 'Why did you swipe in the first place?', OR people put in a little too much effort… AKA, take everything personally, overcommit, and emotionally involve themselves before they've even met you. The first type of conversation stated is a one-sided conversation, the classic one-word response. But the second is the exact opposite. These conversations will look more like, 'It's been five minutes, why haven't you replied? I'm blocking you. But I'm waiting for you to reply. But then I'll block you. For sure, yeah, I'm blocking you'.

Dating in the modern world is tough. Between getting ghosted, blocked (and perhaps unblocked?), left on read which is kinda ghosted but really, not getting matches at all, getting stood up or canceled on last minute… it's a graveyard out here for us single folk. Quite literally. But Tinder knows how to make money, how to reel you back in, just when you've 'given up all hope'. Plus, at least you've got a lot of good stories to share with your friends, and it does motivate people to work on their relationships to avoid getting back on dating apps.

These cringe-worthy chats below are enough to make anyone delete their profile faster than you can say 'swipe left'. Scroll down and check 'em out. For more dating app fails, here you can take a look at last week's.

'TIFU by lying to my wife for 13 years': Husband's little white lie to his wife about candy totally backfires


This is one of those times that a little lie snowballed into a much bigger lie! 

To keep the peace in a romantic relationship, sometimes you need to fudge the truth. Not all the time, only for certain things, and it's best if you can avoid lying about anything big. However, once you're married for 13 years (!) like this guy was, even a small fib can quickly spiral out of control. 

After reading the OP's story below, check out a few comments, where people shared their own funny stories of lies that were uncovered. 

While we're on the subject of small things that could cause damage to a marriage, check out this story. This woman wanted to get a tattoo so badly, but after her husband's strong negative reaction toward her upon seeing the new ink, she's unsure what to do. 

'The charge was... malicious compliance': Tyrannical boss demands employee 'print out the internet', employee jams boss's office with 6 feet stack of paper


This may be one of the best malicious compliance stories we've read to date, and the reason for that is the novelty, hilarity, and downright relatability of the details. A tyrannical boss had taken her reign over a government department where she was less than kind to her employees, OP included. At the time, OP was a technical writer and had been slowly transferring an old employee handbook into a modern and actually useful doc (ex: one page with policies and links to useful websites, like Office of Personal Management, forms for workman's comp, etc). OP's boss wanted the whole thing printed out ASAP, or rather, the next morning.

For those wondering 'what the heck', it might be worth mentioning that this was well over a decade ago. OP's boss wasn't happy with the 200 or so pages that OP printed, and proceeded to scream her lungs out, saying something like 'Do you think people can just go to a website when it is on paper? NO! Print everything out', and OP replied calmly (bless them) that the sites were pretty dense and deep, so it would be about 10,000 pages. Obviously, this boss did not calculate the meaning of those words, let alone think about the consequences, so all she said was 'I don't care'.

Alrighty then! OP began printing… and printing… and then printing some more. In fact, they printed so much that the piles of paper began exceeding 6 feet. What happened next is absolutely hilarious, scroll down and read all about it for yourself. For more stories like this, here is an employee who saved their company 20 million dollars in profits, but was offered a 2% promotion. The kicker is this was a Fortune 500 company, who were doing ridiculously well financially at the time.

‘She wasn’t missed’: Nepo baby takes credit for everyone else’s work, ends up getting fired


You know you must be particularly bad at your job when your Daddy is best buds with the CEO and you still can't help but get fired. That's what happened to this Redditor's coworker, who was hired with next to no experience yet found a way to boss literally everyone around her and take credit for their work.

 

One day, OP wrote up a report and handed it to her, only to watch her immediately head directly into the CEO's office and give it to him, all while acting like it was her report. Well, you can guess what happened next. The Redditor decided to come up with a brilliant professional excuse to join her in the CEO's office and reveal that he was the author. Keep scrolling below for the full story and be sure to read the comment from OP about the fallout.

 

For more stories like this, here's one about a difficult customer in a toy store.

Monday, April 10, 2023

'I'm sorry you doubted me': Employee's job offer gets revoked after they boldly lie to company during onboarding


It's never been harder to lie to your employer, thanks to the power of modern tech. But this employee found that out way too late, because they clearly didn't think through the consequences of lying about a car accident

As some folks in the comments reflected, if you needed to be late to work or lie to your boss in the past, it wasn't that difficult. This person, though, didn't count on being fact-checked by a website that tells you where a photo can be found online. When the employee's photo of their "car crash" was put into the site, it produced tons of times the image had been used. This lack of originality led to the lie being found out — after months of preparing for the gig. 

After that, check out these people who tried some DIY activities that didn't go quite as planned.