Tragically Funny Fails And Funny Moments We've Seen In Construction This Week

We don't know about ya'll, but sometimes construction work can make ya wanna rip your eyes right out of their sockets, and not in the classic Halloween movie 'Don't Breathe' style, but rather in the 'Why are people so unceasingly stupid' kind of way.
This generation sure can be exhausting, and we hate TikTok as much as the next normal person… yet in all honesty, we gotta say that half of the content we find on there makes scrolling through the other half of mindless garbage worth it. 
And these videos made even the best of us relate hard.
So whether your apprentice doesn't know his sh*t, or you're testing out just how soundproof the room you've just built is (hint, there's screaming involved), there's something here for everyone.
After seeing these, you'll probably have facial cramps from eye-rolling and laughing, but as long as the eagle sh*ts on Friday, we're good.

Funniest Memes For Your "Sunday Scaries"

The phenomenon of the "Sunday Scaries" is no myth. You wake up and try to live in a state of tunnel vision, going about your day pretending you're blindly unaware of what's to come and doing your best not to check your email to prepare for the inevitable. No matter where you are in the process of admitting that you're suffering from a healthy dose of the "Sunday Scaries," we're here for you. 

 

There's nothing like a fresh batch of relatable memes to cure you! These work memes were compiled from @humorous_resources and @corporate_millennial_memes. Consider this a form of exposure therapy. The best way to confront a problem is to face the reality of what is in store for you, to face the issue head-on. In this case, that means admitting that Sundays aren't really the "calm before the storm." They're just part of the storm. How to combat this? By recognizing how ridiculous and universal all work-related drama can be. For more content like this, check out this list of sassy job search memes. 

'Every. F-ing. Morning.': Service industry worker goes off on impassioned rant about when customers try to push inside early

Working in retail, customer service, or in the service industry opens you up to a variety of mind-numbing experiences. The first category would probably be the repetitive tasks that you have to do day in and day out. These chores all require next-to-no brain power and could be completed by a monkey. There are only so many shirts you can fold, walls you can merchandise, or stock-takes you can complete before beginning to contemplate moving out to an off-grid cabin in the woods. 

Senior Worker Visits Office and Takes Employee's Parking Spot, Gets His Vehicle Towed

Parking garage rules are stupid and this visiting senior employee ruined the whole system.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit and proves how overly complex parking rules are and how annoying senior people in the office can be. This Redditor had an unofficial agreement with a security guard at the parking garage, who gave him a prime spot near the office. However, it's not an official company spot. So when the visiting employee saw where the Redditor was parked and took the spot for himself the next day (which is rude in and of itself), he wound up getting his vehicle towed. 

 

If you thought that the end of this story would involve justice, you'd be wrong. The senior employee complained to building management, who then learned about the Redditor's agreement with the security guard. The Redditor highly doubts that this guy ended up paying for his own towing fees. This guy legitimately sounds like the WORST. What an impression he made on the office during his visit. I hope he only made enemies.

 

We've seen lots of workplace drama recently. Like this story about an analyst who was laid off because no one understood his job. Keep scrolling below for the original post!

'I'm charging him full rate': Account manager screws over bigoted client and runs them out of business

Some people don't deserve to be in business, unfortunately, these jerks' and bigots' ruthless business practices often make them more successful instead of causing them to fail. That is unless they're incredibly stupid or someone intervenes to put an end to them. Both of those things happened in this story as shared by an account manager, u/redditadmindumb87, to the r/prorevenge subreddit. 

In their story, they describe a terrible client of theirs who "was a royal PITA." He was racist and bigoted and refused to work with people of color. Throughout repeated negative experiences the account manager found themselves wanting more and more to be rid of this a-hole. So, they hatched a plan. They hit him with a new increased rate for their services "which was 3x what he was paying" hoping to price him out of doing business with them, after a violent outburst the client left and the account manager proceeded to put the final nails in the coffin of their business. They went to another client and gave them all of the business that they had been giving the bigoted client.

Keep reading to see screenshots of this story and the reactions below. For more jerks getting justice, check out this guy who was fired after it was revealed he worked for the same company as the staff he was being rude to.

"Patients should always trust their gut instincts': Doctor calls out an unethical scamming dentist, internet explodes with similar situations

"I believed my new dentist and 2 years later I have five crowns, two root canals—I have more pain NOW than before."

Dad Gives His Stepson an Equal Share of His Inheritance, Faces the Wrath of His Biological Children

You know that feeling when your father drafts his will in such a messed up way that it becomes clear he should really be investing in therapy instead?

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/Particular-Song-5748, who described a recent fight with his biological children (now in their 30s) after telling them that he plans to give his stepson the same percentage of his inheritance. To clarify: his stepson (12 years old) has only been in the father's life for 4 years now, and although he denies this, it's quite clear that his preferential treatment towards his stepson is an attempt to right the wrongs of the past when his biological kids were young.

 

You'd think a better way to right those wrongs would involve focusing his attention on the biological kids themselves, but I guess a 62-year-old man's mind works in mysterious ways. It should also be noted that the biological kids played a role in expanding their dad's business and helping him become successful later in life. What a completely idiotic move to then give them less inheritance, especially when they played such a large part in his later success in the first place!

 

For more family drama, take a look at this post about a teenager who learned he was the product of infidelity, and keep scrolling below for the full story and the best comments from other Redditors.

Fast Food Worker Comes Into Work the Morning After Their Birthday Party in Quite the State

We've all been this person the morning after our birthday parties…

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/Gunn_Show, who shared their experience working at a certain famous fast food restaurant and having to come in the morning after their big birthday party. Some of the imagery in this post is too visceral. Having to vom every time you have to crack an egg in the kitchen will now forever be on my mind…and in full view of the front counter too! Imagine walking into that fast food restaurant, ordering your breakfast sandwich, and seeing that sight in the background as your food is being prepared. 

 

Anyway, thankfully, the manager seemed to show the Redditor some mercy, and the two of them became close afterward. A very unlikely ending to a story that could have gone in a very different direction. For more content like this, check out this post about an office supply store employee who got revenge on her manager. Keep scrolling below for the original post!

'Why would you do this?': Guy strands entitled friends after they lock him out of his own camper

After kindly offering to drive his best friend and co to a "Spartan race" in another state, this guy's services were kindly repaid when they locked him out of his own camper for the night. The reasoning given was somewhere along the lines of there not being enough room (which was told to him through a locked door that they refused to open.)

Most Harrowing Photos of Hurricane Ian That People Affected by the Storm Are Posting Online Right Now

Everyone jokes around about how Florida is tough and rough when it comes to bad weather—especially Floridians themselves. But in all actuality, Hurricane Ian has devastated millions of people in its wake. Though Floridians might be used to these kinds of disasters, it's still a traumatic blow to its residents. Many people hunkered down and tried their best to stay safe and sound during the hurricane. Now many are left without homes or power. Donations to the American Red Cross can be made online, by phone at 1-800-HELP-NOW (1-800-435-7669) or even with the text "REDCROSS" to 90999. If you are near the affected areas, here is a list of how to volunteer. And this article provides some great local Florida charities to support. Many Floridians have posted and continue to post harrowing photos of Hurricane Ian's devastating aftermath online and each one sends a cold shiver down your spine. 

Broke Memes For People Who Are Contemplating Whether Or Not To Cryopreserve Their Bodies

Somehow the paycheck rolls around and just keeps rolling. 
Before you know it, your bank account is on a negative number and you're left wondering what the hell happened.
One look in the mirror with that sheepish grin, and you know what happened - you happened.
Whether you're spending it on important grown-up things or happen to see a 50% sale on that website you've been eyeing recently, the digits add up and you moan and groan at the next happy hour to your friends, who moan and groan right back.
It's comforting to know that so many of us are in the same boat.
Anyway, you only live once right?
There should be a broke club where we all gather and offer sacrifices to the many gods in hopes that they favor us and send a Christmas bonus in early.
Or we could just cryopreserve our bodies and hope those crazy ass scientists wake us up when the economy has gotten better.
But then, you'd need about 150 thousand dollars, so maybe that isn't much of an option!
Enjoy the memes we've put together as we've procrastinated while doing our actual job.

Memes and Tweets To Make You Feel Nostalgic and Old

On the one hand, you miss the good old days; on the other, you feel like you're closer to your Medicare era than ever! 

 

These memes and tweets, many of which were shared via Instagram on @millennial_misery, will make you feel that strange combination of "awww, what a throwback!" and "oh my God, when did I get so old?" If you remember the 90s at all, this applies to you. We are no longer The Culture. Billie Eilish has more Grammys than any of us and she was born after 2000. As one of these tweets puts it, companies aren't necessarily targeting a millennial audience anymore. At least, we're not the priority. That would be Gen-Z. And if you have already made several complaints about Gen-Z as I have, then let's face it: we are now just like our parents. Pretty soon they'll be saying "Ok, millennial" instead of "Ok, boomer." If you're laughing at this, good for you. I'm crying.

 

For more meme content, check out these top trending autumn fails in honor of the arrival of Fall!

"I got sick of it.': Guy ditches entitled in-laws after endless complaints about a holiday HE paid for

When you finance a vacation for your wife's entire family, you might expect to receive at least one or two words of thanks and gratitude. Well, sometimes the expectation doesn't quite align with reality, and sometimes it really doesn't align. This is how it was when u/Murky_Ad_193 decided to bankroll the entirety of a Disney getaway for their in-laws. They paid for everything, right down to a "McMansion" for the family to stay in, groceries, and a rental truck for them to get around in. 

But, as it often is with entitled people, getting some just left these insane family members wanting more. Throughout the first day, there was nothing but complaints being laid. They argued about rooms, lines, food, and transportation. You name it, it was complained about. That's when u/Murky_Ad_193 decided they had had enough and ditched out on the entire thing, booking themself a separate suite at a resort.  

Read on to see the screenshots of this story and the reactions below. For more family drama check out these 14 stories told by people who decided to actually leave when told "If you don't like it then leave!"

The Most Rootinest Tootinest Yee-Haw Memes of the Week for the Funniest Cowboys and Cowgirls (September 30, 2022)

I reckon it's that time of the week again and hotter than a sinner at church about it. That's right—it's time for our beloved rootin' tootin' yee-hawest memes! If you are a cowboy/ cowgirl/ cowperson or just love that yee-haw culture, a very howdy to you! It's time to take you to your second rodeo now. Break in those new leather cowboy boots and straiten up that 10 gallon hat. These memes are so howdy dickin' good that you'll slap your grandma from yee-hawing so hard! The cowboy humor is sweeter than a fresh apple pie in July. Round up your cattle, feed you herding pups, give 'em an extra good boy pat on the head, crack open a cold one, sit back and crack up at these most rootinest tootinest yee-haw memes of the week. Heck, a calf bucked in the head would even have a blast with these memes!

Memes for People Who Have Some Serious Beef With Henry Ford for Inventing the 5 Day Work Week

We're aware that the 5-day, 40-hour workweek is nothing new, but knowing that it only started in 1926 is quite a shock to us. Apparently, it began because Mr. Ford believed that it would increase productivity and stability, but really doing a lot of work without proper breaks for a set amount of time is even more stress-provoking than having an entirely unstable and flexible work schedule. Though we didn't really do all that much research on our part to be fair, please don't hold us to that conclusion. Maybe it's better to do your own research, but we don't claim to be historians. But talking about how annoying the workweek is, well, that's our specialty. Perhaps it's because we can truly relate, since we're in on it too, working the same hours as you.

 

Anyway, let's get into these memes for anyone trying to retire by the age of last year.

Funniest Immature Memes for People Who Have the Humor Threshold of a 5th Grader

Have you ever seen a crude, Sharpie drawing of a schlong on a desk and thought, "wow, that's some grade A hilarity right there"? That's some classic 5th grade humor, which is something that nobody grows out of. 

 

Nobody ages out of a certain level of joke-making that stems around the faux pas, things you can't say out loud, and wee-wee/doo-doo jokes. It's just funny. Maybe we're laughing because we're uncomfortable or maybe we're laughing because immaturity is sometimes very fun. Either way, if a 10 year old is laughing at something, I'm laughing at it too. Can't explain why.

 

Some silliness needs no explanation, it just is what it is. So if you've ever laughed at a fart in public, you might even fit into the immature humor category. It's not inherently clever or funny, but that's the point! It's silly, it's youthful, it's mindless and sometimes that's the kind of humor that can save a nation.

Daughter Scolds Absent Father For Having Too Many Kids

You know it's a problem when your own daughter tells you to stop procreating.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/Overall_Butterfly_16, who shared her story about her extremely dysfunctional family situation. Essentially, she and her older sister are often held responsible for babysitting and taking care of their four younger siblings. Their stepmother is struggling with a disability and a difficult divorce, so she's in need of extra help. Their Dad? Well, he's just working and staying away from home while his two older daughters - both of whom have kids of their own, we should mention - clean up after him.

 

The Redditors in the comments seem to be in agreement that the original poster needs to move out ASAP. Not even ASAP. Yesterday! These sisters need to draw boundaries and never feel bad about them. Essentially, they need to quiet quit these "responsibilities," and their father needs to either actually quit his job or hire a real nanny if he wants to keep having kids. Which leads me to the next question: why have so many kids if you can barely be around for two? Is he trying to be the subject of the next Cheaper by the Dozen remake? I mean, that's the only logical explanation, right?

 

For more content like this, check out this post about a son who destroyed his father's pension. Keep scrolling below for the full story!

Top 10 Tinder Moments of the Week (September 29, 2022)

Welcome to this week's 'Top Tinder Moments', a collection of some of the hottest trending images from the wild world of online dating this week.

'I had to do right by the team': Horrible boss fails to justify firing new single mother after she returns to work

Just when you thought horrible bosses couldn't get any worse...they go ahead and do something that you're pretty sure is fully illegal.

 

That's right. This boss decided it was more cost-efficient and best for the team and their clients to go ahead and fire Jess, a single mom who just returned to the office after maternity leave. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/Happy-Mind-2618. It only takes a few sentences into this boss's attempt to justify their decision-making before realizing they are an awful manager with no moral compass. The first big mistake was hiring a replacement for Jess while she was gone. That replacement was a straight-out-of-college young male with minimal experience (so the boss could pay this person far less). Not only is it horrendous to fire a new mom for reasons that were completely out of her control, but also to choose her younger inexperienced male replacement instead is just bad optics all around. Here's hoping that this boss reads all these savage comments and then is met with a sweet sweet lawsuit very soon. 

 

For more unjust workplace stories, take a look at this post from someone who discovered her male colleagues call her Jessica Rabbit. Keep scrolling below for the full story!

'He kept complaining about how the cat was annoying him': Husband secretly sells wife's cat and gets kicked out

When you adopt a pet, you sign a moral agreement to love it unconditionally and take care of it to the very best of your capability and ability. It's no small thing, taking on responsibility for another living thing. That's why it's something that is best not done lightly, lest you find yourself unprepared and incapable of taking care of the said living thing. It sometimes happens despite careful research and preparation, circumstances change, and we find ourselves needing desperately to re-home our furry friends. It's a decision that usually takes careful, often painful thought.

Or, you know, just sell your wife's cat without telling her after strong-arming her into agreeing to find it a new home. That works too.

That's the path this cosmically colossal a-hole took when he decided to sell his wife's cat out from under her nose. It's a relief that the update to the post makes it seem like they might have found the cat; otherwise, it wouldn't be out of the question to suspect that he'd killed it.

Keep scrolling to see the wife's story, which she shared on Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) subreddit. For more family cat drama, check out this mother who blamed the family troubles on her daughter's cat.

Sassy Job Search Memes That Certainly Won't Pay the Bills

Work is wack sometimes. If you've ever had a job that was completely insufferable, you know the feeling and the urge to get on Linkedin, Zip Recruiter, or Indeed to update your profile and maybe send out a few applications. It's like online dating– maybe you improve your profile and attract some better options. 

 

You're just testing the waters, you're not quitting yet. But who knows, maybe if something better comes along, you'll jump ship and get some higher pay, some benefits, and some better treatment at work. The common theme these days searching for a new job is the excruciating self-valuation process, having enough experience, and being prepared for rejection. So exhausting. 

 

So fortunately there are people on the Internet who know exactly how you're feeling! For some, humor is the best medicine. Memes can help us laugh at situations that are terrifying, tiring, and sometimes, a downright waste of time. 

'Raging Karen went wild and got herself arrested': Karen accosts driver at intersection and gets her butt kicked

There's nothing like a Karen going after someone, only to learn she's messing with another Karen!

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit by u/KHFan03241995, who shared a wild story about his roommate's wife (one has to wonder if that also makes her his roommate, right?). This woman stopped at an empty intersection, where a Raging Karen angrily attacked her for stopping. By angrily attacked, I do literally mean that the Raging Karen sucker punched the Roommate's Wife in the face. Little did she know, the Roommate's Wife had a temper of her own, got out of the car, and got revenge in what seemed like too crazy an act to not consider her a Karen herself. 

 

Redditors in the comments were quick to call the original poster out on certain details, and the poster engaged in a heated back-and-forth, so who knows what the truth is at this point? I will say that legalities aside, it's not statistically impossible at this point for a Karen to get mad at another Karen and not know what she's in for until it's too late.

 

For more content like this, check out this post about a Karen's 1-star review. Keep scrolling below for the full story!

Worker Refused Raise, Gets New Job, Boss Counter Offers With Double Current Salary

It's often said that no one appreciates the work that you do until you're gone. Sometimes the best thing that you can do is take a vacation to prove your worth. Although, a toxic workplace will probably just find some way to blame you for not "leaving things in a good place" before you go on leave.

In a similar fashion, your employer will never appreciate you for what you're worth until they are forced to face continuing on without you. Then you will even find yourself to be surprised at how much you were actually worth to them.

Redditor u/ApprehensiveDoggo shared this story on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit, describing their experience with an employer who refused to give them a raise.

This whole post just begs the question… Why weren't they just already paying them the value of the counteroffer if they were worth that much to the company? If they had been earning close to that to begin with they probably wouldn't have gone looking for other jobs.

Read on to see screenshots of the post and some of the reactions. For more employment drama check out this job-seeker who torched an interview by calling out the interviewer for lying.

 

'Couples who get tattooed are weird': Tattoo artist shares the grossest and most traumatizing stories from tattooing couples

One couple threw a bizarre plot twist to their "relationship" story and another couple didn't know there was going to be bl00d, so up came their meal from earlier that day… It's probably time to re-think that tattoo date. 

'So I bought their home and I evicted them': Homophobic neighbor who constantly shouts slurs gets served serious karma from their gay neighbor

The gay couple waved a poetic goodbye on their new front porch as the homophobic now-ex-neighbors all of a sudden realized what had just happened to them: Karma. 

'Less of the middle aged blokes with no shirts': Karen bizarrely reviews a skatepark in London

Don't feel bad if you get confused while you're reading this, we're confused too, and we're pretty sure that Angela was also confused while she was writing this. Nevertheless, Angela was determined to have her voice heard when she posted this review for a London skatepark.

The review then made its way to Reddit's aggressively named r/F**YouKaren subreddit when a screenshot of the review was posted by Reddit user u/PEDR069.

As you muddle your way through the piece a couple of times you kind of start to get a feel for what she's trying to say. 

The first two sentences read as if she is taking issue with the fact that people are skateboarding to and from the skate park on the streets surrounding "Location is the park," she writes. "GPS the park! Not the roads surrounding it." At first read, I thought that she was specifying the area she was reviewing, but she goes on to applaud the "boarder" that rides their bike to the park and again complains about "tricksters riding the road" and "loud fast boarding."

There are some great catchphrases in here that commenters in the original thread were already parroting. Scroll on to see the screenshot of the review and a couple of reactions below.

Man-Child Fakes Emergency So His Wife Will Leave Her Brother's Wedding and Come Home

It's crazy what people will do for attention. We know that babies will cry, we know that dogs will bark, and now I guess we know that husbands will…fake falling down the stairs so their wives can come home and take care of them!

 

That's what happened to this Redditor, who shared her story via this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit. Her hubby had been sick for a few days, and after taking care of him 24/7, she decided to let him stay home while she attended her own brother's wedding. Seems like a good compromise to me. He doesn't need to go, and she gets to take one day off from playing caretaker to be there for her brother. Well apparently, that wasn't sufficient for Husband of the Century, who not only faked an emergency to get the Redditor to come home but also pulled the "I warned you something like this could happen" card. 

 

You've probably guessed correctly by now that this dude is still in his early 20s, but to be honest, this story had me questioning if he was still in grade school. We've seen plenty of other instances of marriage drama recently. This husband spent his anniversary without his own wife and then bragged about it. 

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story!

'She said that we need to leave': Roommate insists that her father will be staying in female roommate's bed, internet disagrees

Living with people, whether strangers or friends, is a gallimaufry of strange and weird experiences. Everyone's a little odd in their own way, and our strange habits have a way of manifesting themselves in the worst way possible when in a joint living situation. (Good thing that, even in 2018, one in three adults lived with an adult roommate.) All things considered, a little bit of strange is a best-case scenario… As there is no end to the horrible ordeals that a terrible roommate can inflict upon you

Despite all the unpredictable uncertainty, one thing is a given when renting a room; You'll have exclusive rights and access to it. This is why it was all the more surprising to u/notatypicaltaurus when her roommate flat-out told her to clear out so that the roommate's dad could sleep in her room while he was in town.

Keep reading to see the screenshots of the original thread, as posted by the roommate who is being asked to give up her bed for her roommate's father. She posted the thread to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) community to see whether she was in the wrong for refusing to give up her room for her roommate's father to stay. 

 

 

'Her face went completely white': Supervisor intervenes when Karen uses slur on employee, has her removed

Ahh, the joys of customer service and retail. A wondrous world where strangers will use you as a punching bag for their emotions at the slightest inconvenience and where going above and beyond will seldom earn you a word of thanks.

Woman Surprises Her Male Coworkers With Her NFL Knowledge, Is Just Secretly Reading an ESPN Article Word-for-Word

Reading truly is knowledge…