Saturday, July 16, 2022

18 People Share The Exact Moment That Made Them Decide to Nope Out Of A Relationship


They say "don't waste time dating your ex."  And it can be hard to leave, even if they suck. But sometimes you have an epiphany with someone that makes you go "oh man, there's definitely no coming back from this." It could be something as simple as a moment of hypocrisy or catching them in a lie. But sometime it's along the lines of "he sold my dad's urn to support his Magic: The Gathering addiction" and moments like those make it pretty easy to shove off.

Sometimes people show you exactly who they are, and it's up to you to realize that no amount of apologizing or feigned ignorance on their part is going to stop you from seeing them through regular-colored glasses. People are totally capable of change. But someone who makes you drop them off at their secret boyfriend's house probably isn't going to. Who cares if there's more fish in the sea. Being in a bad relationship is worse than being single.

Here are some unfortunate souls who explained why they stayed with their cheating partner.

Bad Neighbors Insist That They Have the Right to Use Family's Parking Spaces


What is it with neighbors and parking drama?

These neighbors insisted that they had the right to park and let others park in this family's spaces, even after being told otherwise. This led to a disagreement between the two parties and necessitated the family having to get their landlord involved. As commenters have pointed out, there's no winning in this situation because, no matter the result, you still have to live next to them.

The thread was posted to the r/entitledb*tch subreddit by Redditor u/JerbekaDlante who shared their story to vent their frustration with the situation and put their neighbors on blast.

Commenters voiced their displeasure at these neighbors' actions.

"I swear, It's absolutely impossible for some people to take no for an answer," responded GodAtWar46. "Your neighbors were definitely a bunch of spoiled brats as children, And as it turns out, as adults too."

"I'm petty and if I was in this situation I would park sideways and make sure I was in all three spaces every time I come home." offered Jayelynn25.

Friday, July 15, 2022

Top 5 Best Belly Flop Fails (and Wins) We Saw This Week (July 15, 2022), You’re Gonna Get Soaked: An Epic Big Man Flopping, a Drunk Girl Dropping, and Even a Dog Sending It Into the Lake


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Insane Manager Tells Mother She Can't Miss Work to Stay With Her Dying Child, Gets Fired


This viral Facebook post was shared originally by a mother who was distressed over her manager's response to her notification that she would be missing work due to a tragic family emergency. The mother's child was in the hospital and on life support but the manager wasn't having any of it. The manager referred to it as more "drama" and told the mother that she was quitting her job if she didn't come in. 

Screenshots of the viral Facebook post were posted to the r/antiwork subreddit, where they were trending yesterday as one of the hottest posts on the popular subreddit. This is just one of many posts on the quickly growing sub that feature horrible bosses

Commenters found sources that say the manager was fired shortly after this first went viral.

"'Dawn', the manager, has been fired." replied z_buzz in the top comment. 

"This is worth knowing," commented Serraph105, who shared the following statement from the allegedly involved company below.

"

We'd like to follow up on the issue brought to our attention recently regarding how an employee time off request was handled by one of our managers. We investigated and have found that the situation was handled improperly and without the compassion that we value as a company. For that, we are very sorry.

As a result of this finding, we took quick action and that manager is no longer employed by ---------. We have also reaffirmed to our employee that she will be able to take all the time off that she needs during this difficult period. We'd like to thank the public for their concern."

Scroll on to see the screenshots and reactions from the r/antiwork thread below.

 

Man Reenacts the Awkward Behavior of That One Remote Coworker Who Visits the Office Once in a Blue Moon


Oh wow, you're taller than I thought

Idiot "Disabled Spot Parker" Gets Vehicle Obliterated By Fire Truck


This idiot, who insisted on parking in a disabled parking space, got their just desserts when a fire truck needed to access the building. In a carefully orchestrated act of revenge, the paramedic informed the fire crew that their patient's injuries were life-threatening and this gave the fire crew the go-ahead to play some parked car bowling with their truck.

The story was shared to Reddit's r/ProRevenge subreddit by u/Tubist61, who reflected on their days as a paramedic. They posted the story with the title "Dealing with en entitled neighbour."

Commenters voiced their appreciation for the story in the comments. 

"There is nothing better than seeing a fire engine push cars around like nothing," said SomethingEnglish in the top comment.

"Seeing the look on the car owner's face when they are presented with the bill for the damage their cars caused the fire engines is a nice bonus, though." replied Wells1632.

Entitled Pregnant Princess Poaches Pricey Pastries, Boyfriend Breaks Up With Her, Kicks Her Out


This pastry chef's entitled pregnant girlfriend is carrying his child and her rampage through his shop with her friends has left him out thousands of dollars of product.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/TIFU subreddit by Redditor u/098765439, who shared their story with the title "TIFU by leaving a massive order alone with my now ex and her 14 friends." You can already see right away where this is going and, in a post where you can feel their seething rage in every word, they dug into the thick of things.

It all started when his now-ex discovered that she was pregnant. She began planning parties with her friends in her boyfriend's home, which he also uses to produce pastries to cater for weddings. He estimates these parties have grown to include anywhere from 15-20 people.

"So recently I got 2 massive orders for pastries for 2 weddings and a few other parties, I had spent 1 week working with my team on the orders as it was 75-100 per item." writes u/098765439. "Well, we finished yesterday and I and the team decided to go to the movies and just relax... big mistake. Apparently, my now ex had a party planned... without asking me... in the home, I pay for."

Commenters were outraged at the pregnant ex's behavior and at those who were telling the poster that they were in the wrong for kicking his now-ex out of his home.

"If someone calls you a dick over this tell them to go suck one," commented Lifting_Pinguin. "You are in the right. Screwing you out of 1000$ is bad enough but screwing with your job at the same time is just turd topping on the turd sandwich."

Scroll on for screenshots of the thread and key reactions below.
 

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Brother Informs Brother's Girlfriend That He is Married to Their Mother, Results in Their Breakup


This brother issued a warning to his brother's girlfriend to let her know what she was getting herself into. He laid out, in a brutally honest way, that his brother was essentially married to their mother. This led to the couple breaking up and the brother blaming his brother. 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) subreddit by the brother, u/AITApreciousmom, who is wondering if he was in the wrong for the comments he made to his brother's girlfriend. 

Readers seemed to think that he wasn't in the wrong for causing an abrupt end to his brother's relationship as the benefits of the service he had rendered to the girlfriend had resulted in net benefit. 

"NTA you didn't ruin his life, you stopped his girlfriend from ruining her own by making her see the facts." said Redditor u/wilhana in the highest upvoted comment.

Scroll on to see screenshots of the post and reactions below. 

Man Argues That the the Secret to Getting a Promotion at Work Is Actually by Doing the Bare Minimum


His logic checks out

Teacher Takes Down Terrible Principal After They Try to Get Teacher Wrongly Fired


A new and naive teacher started a job at an elementary school and missed all of the red flags that quickly started appearing. They found themselves in the crosshairs of the principal of the school and an attempt to get the teacher fired would soon lead to all out warfare.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/prorevenge subreddit by a since-deleted user. It was posted to the popular sub with the title "My principal tried to get me fired so I got her fired from the district." and earned 14.8k upvotes at the time of its posting.

Commenters questioned the authenticity of the story in the comments, which may have been what led the user to delete their account.

"Yeah IDK it sounded believable till the end," said memeoi. "Then the comic book stuff happened which sounds like a movie."

"I thought the onstage presentation, with the principal going onstage and getting a shoe flung at her was a bit much." replied mermaidpaint.

Despite this questioning of the authenticity, readers still very much enjoyed the story and the thread quickly became one of the most upvoted of the month it was posted.


 

Rich Entitled Jerks Receive Parking Justice at the Hands of "Jalopy Vigilante"


These rich-entitled jerks received jalopy justice from an unknown vigilante for their continued poor behavior when it came to parking their expensive cars. 

Anyone who has attended a university knows how it goes; Amidst all the students who are amassing colossal debt and eating ramen to survive, there are always the rich kids who are blasting around in their souped-up rides, causing mayhem. 

Unsurprisingly, these entitled jerks often have no idea how to park their expensive vehicles. 

This story was shared to Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit by u/night-otter who claims to have borne witness to this incident of revenge as it occurred that fateful night. 

My headcanon is that they know exactly who did this vigilante justice but will take that secret with them to their grave. 

Commenters expressed their enjoyment of the story and shared stories of their own.

"The driver of the junker is the kind of person who still gives me hope in the world," said FuzzAldrin36.

"This is a thing of beauty. Karma at its finest," replied VenCed.
 

See screenshots and reactions below.

 

Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Man Riddled With Guilt After Realizing His Uber Eats Driver Thought He Was Yelling at Him When It Was Actually Directed Towards His Dog, He Releases a Formal TikTok Apology in Hopes That It Will Reach the Man


It ain't easy being a delivery man

Company Reveals Straight to the Point Questions Gen Z Applicants Ask During Interviews That Millenials Are Too Afraid to Ask


The internet can't tell whose side she's on

IT Manager Explains to Clueless Directors Why Abolishing WFH is Causing Staff to Leave


This IT manager laid it out straight to the directors of their company when they called an emergency meeting to discuss why so many staff were leaving. The company was down 45% of its workforce since announcing the end of WFH (Work From Home.)

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit, a sub that handles all kinds of work-related social issues. Contributors often submit threads, such as this one, to spark debate around hot workplace and employment issues. 

Commenters weighed in, sharing their thoughts and experiences on the issue. 

"It's the extra time that they get that's the big raise." said lloopy. "If you work an 8-hour day and you have a 2-hour commute and you sleep for 8 hours and eat for 2 hours, that leaves 4 hours of "leisure time" for you to do with as you wish. If you take away the 2-hour commute, then you now have 6 hours to do with as you wish. That's a 50% raise in free time. And that is absolutely massive."

Keep scrolling to see screenshots of the thread and reactions below. After you're done check out this story about an IT manager charging a massive party to the company when their team was forced to work on the 4th of July. 

Woman Goes Viral for Sharing the Dramatic Saga She Endured While Living with a Toxic Karen Roommate from HeII


Imagine being 21, freshly moved to the big apple, and you end up living with a 56-year-old Karen roommate… 

Couple Move Into a New House and Find Band-Aids Used to Patch a Hole in the Ceiling, Quickly Realize the Contractor Cut Massive Corners


They were unable to do a prior walk-through and it was marketed as "fully renovated"…

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Teen Employee Fired From Dunkin After Exposing the Hundreds of Donuts That Are Thrown Out Everyday, Gets Revenge by Getting His Dream Job


Karma is sometimes real

Woman Shares Saga of the Elderly Cat She's Babysitting Passing Mid-Pet, Then Has to Convince All of TikTok She Didn't Un-Alive Him


She was just having a REALLY bad day, guys…  She's the traumatized not the traumatizer… 

Unlucky Employee Finds HIS Job Listed Online, Owner Secretly Looking to Replace Them


An employee was casually browsing job listings online when they came across an all-too-familiar listing. The job was listed for the small company they work for (which has no capacity for any more employees) and described their exact role. 

The thread was posted to Reddit's popular r/antiwork subreddit by the user u/oldbuddyoldfriendpal with the title "found my employer's job posting on indeed to replace me." The subreddit, which deals in all kinds of employment-related content, often sees posts such as this where an employee has experienced something unfortunate in their workplace

Since its posting, the viral thread has received 53k upvotes and seen over 3500 comments. Comments have offered their condolences and even offered advice as to how the employee should best handle the situation. Others still shared their own similar stories and experiences. 

"Make him fire you so you can claim unemployment." suggested user marukatao.

"Same thing happened to me with a dentist. He asked me to do a job I'm not trained for, that you need certification for, and is 100% illegal for me to do without those documents. I said I wasn't comfortable doing those tasks, but I was willing to go back to school to get the accreditation. Guess who was let go?" shared Firethorn101.

The antiwork subreddit sees all kinds of stories such as this. Take for example this worker who was fired for refusing to come to work while sick.

See below for screenshots of the thread and more reactions. 

Funniest Dating App Fail Memes We Saw This Week (July 12, 2022)


It's amazing that any of us still feel comfortable enough to hop on dating apps. There are so many crazy people in this world! Plus have you seen 'The Tinder Swindler' on Netflix? Yeah, it's not always safe out there. But hey, what's the other option? Be lonely? Hope for a casual run-in at a bookstore or cafe? To each their own.

You may not find the love of your life on a dating app, but one thing that you can most definitely guarantee is that you will find some pretty bizarre and entertaining individuals. Some people really take their profiles to the next level and give it their all. And honestly, as long as they are being safe and not creepy, we support their freakish profiles. If anything, it's more content for us to write about.

So let's get into these hilarious memes about dating app fails. There will surely be more popping up soon.

Guy Cheats, Lies, Gets Exposed to His Mother By Vengeful Ex


This girl grew very close to her ex's mother and when the pair split after her boyfriend cheated on her she was devastated to learn that he had told his mother that she had been the one who cheated. After repeated lies and manipulation she had put up with enough and decided to set the record straight. It was time for revenge

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit by Redditor Street_Blackberry174, who shared their story of revenge to the popular sub. 

Commenters offered their support and condolences for the woman's experience. 

"Your ex was text book man child. He did you a favour showing you his true colours. Your ex's mum was right, you do deserve somebody better. I'm glad things worked out and you have a man, as your ex's mother put it 'worthy of you'." commented kathjoy, who had the top comment on the post.

"Thank you." replied the poster. "Yes I am in a much better place. My husband is the kindest most supportive man - he even reminds me to pick something I'd like over going with whatever anyone else wants."

School Promises to "Provide Dinner" For Teacher Appreciation Week, Gives Them Uncooked Spagetti in a Bag


These teachers were promised that they would have dinner provided to them during teacher appreciation week. Normally such an offered gesture brings to mind images of a home-cooked or catered meal. Instead, teachers were delivered plastic bags containing the barest store-brand basics that might help one to cook a pot of spaghetti (some assembly required.) The image has gone viral prompting bewildered and outraged responses online. The images were posted to the popular r/antiwork subreddit by Reddit user, u/MxKarlaMarxxx, who claimed to be a school teacher. 

"Cheapest store brand they could find. Could not be bothered to provide you with actual cooked food." commented Starrunnerforever. "They appreciate you alright...like the plague you are on their profits and bonuses"

It's important here to remember that nothing is quite as satisfying as receiving acknowledgment for a job well done. Often extra effort and care can go overlooked. It doesn't really need to be an accolade, just a head nod recognizing that you go above and beyond can speak volumes. Of course, by no means should this head nod be used as a replacement for an actual reward or growth in one's role but it does serve well to acknowledge in between. 

Acknowledgment itself can be a tricky maze to navigate. Well, not all that difficult if you have genuine intent behind it but when you're just trying to check a box on a task sheet such as "Provide Dinner for Teachers During Teacher Appreciation Week" it can be surprisingly easy to mess it up. Just remember, if you're unsure that your gesture will be received as genuine, it can be better to just send a card.

 

Monday, July 11, 2022

Woman Finds $300 Hidden in the Purse She Buys From a Salvation Army Store Along With Mysterious Note on Why the Money Is In There


She was already stoked on the Coach bag she just scored for $6.99—she was not expecting a HUGE extra perk inside. 

20+ Funny Signs That Added Levity to Direction


Signs are an important tool that can be used to communicate vital information to individuals who might be passing by. This information can be incredibly pertinent, such as a warning about some danger that might be lurking just beyond their instructive posting. 

If you are incredibly near-sighted and have gotten lost while traversing the dessert wasteland of Arizona. Luckily you will find "Fall Warning" signs before you topple your way into one of America's most majestic landmarks, the Grand Canyon. Though we'd probably be concerned if you hadn't seen it at all in the first place.

Likewise, if you're driving down the freeway, signs in the form of advertising billboards will offer you a delightful distraction from the dreadfully boring task of hurtling forwards at 70mph in a one-ton chunk of (constantly exploding) steel. 

See, signs are important and these signs are no less important than the ones I have described above. So enjoy scrolling through this sign extravaganza. 

Two-Part Story: Husband's Flying Steak Mistake Makes Wife Wife's Boss Spit-Take


This legendary two-parter was originally posted to Reddit's r/TIFU subreddit a whopping 7 years ago. The thread has since been accepted into Reddit's unofficial Hall of Fame and stands as one of the top posts of all time. 

The original thread was posted by the husband, Redditor u/defenestrate_me_now, who told the tale from his point of view as it took place on that evening. This thread was posted with the title "TIFU by throwing my steak out a window" and starts on item #1 of this list. Two years later his wife, u/mrs_defenestrator, revisited the subject and returned to the sub to tell the story from her point of view. This thread was posted with the title "TIFU by allowing my husband to come to dinner at my boss' house" and begins on item #11. 

Commenters, like the people present that fateful night, were perplexed by the logical reasoning behind his actions. 

"One question OP.... Let's say the window was open and the steak is gone. She returns a minute later... What you just tell her you devoured it?" replied Hovathegodmc.

Keep scrolling to see screenshots of these legendary threads and some of the reactions they prompted. 

For more TIFU check out this ridiculous Zoom meeting fail. 

Crazy Karen Attacks Older Sister, Accuses of Being Teen Mother, Accosts Her in Park


An older sister was accosted and accused of being a teen mother when she took her sibling to play at the park. She frequently did this to give her mother some breathing space so that her mother could rest or complete other tasks. The crazy Karen approached her and started calling her derogatory terms related to her assumption that the older sister was a teen mother. 

This story was posted to Reddit's r/EntitledParents subreddit by Reddit user u/kathjoy, who shared the events as they unfolded when she was 15 years old. Luckily an acquaintance was around when the incident occurred (FM in the story) and was able to remove the girls from the situation and bring the girl and her sister to a safe place.

Commenters were appalled by Karen's behavior and condemned her actions.

"It's amazing what people will say to someone they don't know," responded carliikitty. "Why the f*#k is it her concern anyway?"

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Washed-Up Rock n’ Roller Epicly Falls to the Ground and Endures a Head Injury, Then Continues to Play His Guitar to an Unapproving Audience


Rock on, my dude

Funny Signs From All Over This Wild World


It's easy for life to make us feel like we don't have a voice. There are over 7 billion of us. And just thinking about the throngs of people on this planet makes it hard for you to imagine yourself as a distinct entity. "How could I possibly be unique in this sea of people, all thinking and saying things" we all think and say to ourselves, forever blind to the mass cataclysm of simultaneous irony popping in and out of our many skulls.

As it turns out, sometimes all it takes to have a voice is to just write that thing down and put it in a public place. It sounds stupidly obvious, but when you see it done successfully it makes perfect sense. Even the doomed people of Pompeii wrote dirty jokes on the walls of their own city. Funny signs have been around forever, and will continue to exist, even after we're all buried under thousands of tons of lava.

Here are some more funny signs from all over this weird world.

Company Tries to Tell Employee That They Need to Approve Their Resignation


When this employee submitted their resignation their boss told HR that they wanted to approve the date of resignation. This puzzling scenario has readers scratching their heads over the situation. 

This short thread was posted to Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit by the employee, Redditor u/Dogmom200. They explain that they 

Others shared their stories and experiences surrounding HR departments that have entirely missed the mark, even when it comes to something as simple as a resignation. 

The great resignation has brought a lot of changes to the employment landscape. The surge of resignations and workers looking for new roles has continued despite warnings of an approaching recession. With one in fivenon-retired workers reporting that they willingly left a job in 2021, you would expect that it would be best for HR departments to get used to handling an employee's resignation.

Who knows what could be happening. This manager probably had lost several team members and was desperately clinging to their last worker for fear of having to fulfill all of their team's roles themselves. 

Male Neighbor Karen Challenges Property Lines, Accidentally Proves His House is Over It


This construction superintendent found himself facing the wrath of a male Karen neighbor at the worksite that they were overseeing. The Karen was determined to hamper their construction progress by filing illogical complaints with the city inspector. Not only did this waste everyone's time, but it accomplished nothing except causing major headaches for everyone involved. 

The superintendent had had enough and pulled out the CAD files and began to realize that it was actually the neighbor who had parts of their structures infringing on the property of the site they were working on. It was time to exact some revenge

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by the superintendent, u/Short_Finger_Dizzy. They shared their story to the popular sub to the approving reaction from readers. 

"All fun and games until someone threatens to use the side of your house as a billboard." said The__Riker__Maneuver.

"As a municipal engineer, I often wonder how the biggest investment people make (for most it is their home) they do the least research on and have no clue about what they bought. Now if it was a piece of tech, they could just go to online reviews. But real estate actually takes some work so there's no time for that.." replied No-Freedom1956.