Man Brings Dog To Pet Friendly Mall, Karen With Service Dog Gets Unreasonably Offended

Picture this, you have a doggo. Hi doggo! Doggo is a big boi, but a very good boi at that! Not a service dog, just a regular pet but he is super well trained and behaved and you just love his company. You enjoy taking him out and about with you to pet friendly business and public places and he sure loves getting taken on adventures. You might be OP.

OP was verbally attacked by a local service dog toting Karen. We're not saying this woman's service dog's status should be disrespected or belittled, absolutely not, we just think she could have been much nicer and avoided this whole ugly confrontation. You guys will have to let us know what you think, but without further ado let's find out exactly what went down. 

Delightful Series Of Stupid People Doing What They Do Best (Being Stupid)

Ohhh you bad boys and girls, you've gone and done it again haven't you? Just when we thought people could not get anymore stupid, we come across a whole new delightfully ridiculous series of stupid people doing what they do best, being stupid. Sometimes when we witness a moment of absolute dumbness we just have to sit back, relax, sigh, and keep on keeping on. Whether it's workplace idiocy or parenting fails, humans have a way of going above and beyond. Enjoy this hilarious compilation of memes that highlight every aspect of dumbness, we've got a long way to go as a species, folks. A LONG, long, long way. 

Entitled Mom Keeps Trying to Push Her Hairdresser on Daughter for Daughter's Wedding, Gets Offended When She Rejects Them

If anyone is the AH here it would have to be the mother. She has set involved everyone up to but upset when she asked her friend to work her daughter's wedding despite being repeatedly told that her daughter wasn't interested. 

Then she has the gall to be upset at her daughter for "Hurting her friend's feelings." That just doesn't seem to be a reasonable reaction here. It would be better if she just left her daughter alone, to her own devices and butted out!

Everyone gets a little wild around wedding season. Like this MIL who insisted on wearing white on her Daugher-In-Law's wedding.

Retail Memes That Are At Least Better Than Customers

Anyone who has worked retail has, at some point, had to look into the true face of humanity and been forced to smile back because they're on the clock. It's not nice to know what happens when a customer is adamant that they can return a 12 year old item for "looking old" but it happens somewhere every day. There's not much to do about it except commiserate over memes and remind yourself that a person who's decided that's their mission for the day probably leads an incomprehensibly meaningless and miserable life. So there's that.

Manager Demands All Personal Phone Calls Go Through Her, Backfires Immediately

So wait, taking everyone's phones and saying that every single personal interaction between staff and their families should go through one person... is a bad idea? Who could have predicted this absurd, unforeseen outcome? For another totally dumb work exchange that didn't go so well for the boss, here's the boss who tried to trap an employee in probation and had it backfire.

The Angry Antagonized Masses Share the Douchiest Things They’ve Ever Witnessed

This certified-gold collection of the worst sorts of human beings is really something. You'd be astounded by the levels that people will stoop to be cruel or petty towards other people. 

My top hated people in this list are:
- The couple who made other plans after the dinner arrangements.

- Signed book guy.

-The cheater.

-The dude who wanted to "fight and f*" everything. 

The heroes here are people like funnel cake guy who don't put up with it and put these douche bags in their place.

For more crazy d-bags check out The Craziest Things Exes Did After Breakups.

Dude Loans Sister 5K Of His Wife's Money, Doesn't Get It Back

There are a few basic rules with loaning money. One rule is to never loan more than what can live with never getting back. Another one is about never loaning money to family. Also don't take out a loan to buy something that you don't actually need. This dude broke all the rules before even getting to the part that he loaned someone money that wasn't even his. What a way to go about things. For some more relationship bliss, here's the wife who ate part of a birthday cake before a party and couldn't understand why she was wrong.

Fed Up Boyfriend Bans Pregnant Girlfriend From Riding in His Car and No It’s Not What You Think

The is really not the side I thought I'd be taking on this one but holy sh** if this guy has made one mistake it is most definitely in his choice of significant other. This guy should have never gotten involved with this girl and her family let alone gotten her pregnant.

Sounds like ol' mate is going to be just as much of a problem as his entitled daughter. What do they think is going to happen when the OP loses their job due to leaving work all of the time?

Just be glad this isn't your spouse. Did you see the guy who drained his and his wife's entire life savings to pay off his mother's debt?

Star Trek Memes To Help Us All Live, Laugh and Prosper

Many of us can thank Star Trek for being a unique show that time and time again makes us reflect upon morality, technology and ourselves in a way that also makes room for guys with big fake lizard heads. So batten down your lobes and tape down your pointy ears cause it's time for more Star Trek memes to boldly scroll through while on the captain's chair.

Wealthy-Entitled Classist Girlfriend Thinks It’s Ok to Wear Little-To-No Clothing Around Her Staff, Doesn’t Care if She is Making Them Uncomfortable

We're all for body positivity. But SHEESH. This is not the side we expected to be taking on this one!

This girl has got some serious personality issues. By the sounds of it, the environment of her upbringing has totally desensitized her into thinking that the people who work for her are just 'the help' and not 'really people'. So therefor its somehow ok to put them into situations that make them uncomfortable. I mean, you're paying them, so why not? Pretty insane view when you're sitting where the rest of us are sat.

Maybe she's an exhibitionist. If so she needs to find a healthier outlet and leave these poor people alone.  

Unfortunately this seems to be the way that a lot of wealthy and entitled people are taught to think and this girl needs a serious wake up call. 

For more entitled people check out these 'Entitled People Who Decided To Make Things Worse For Everyone'.

Guy’s ‘Nuts’ Cut Tinder Date Tragically Short and Send Date to Emergency Room

"So you almost killed her by nutting into her mouth?" - u/Vagadude

Man, he really took her breath away. Absolute shame that the didn't at least get another shot or a second date after his heroic attempts to save the girl. He absolutely went above and beyond in giving her his epipen and then staying with her at the hospital.

As the owner of an epipen, I'm not even sure I would use it on my longtime girlfriend with how flippin' expensive those things are. So props to him for doing the ethical thing and not hesitating to give that thing a rip. 

It's astounding how many people don't know how an allergic reaction works. So consider the guy's edit at the end of his post to be a PSA.

Even though he didn't manage to make this one work, it's far from the worst thing that could have happened.

Laughable Tumblr Exchange Gets Turned Into Shakespearean Comedic Aside

Watching people discover obvious things embarrassingly late is a beautiful thing to behold, such as the case of these people trying as hard as they can to explain how to boil water correctly. Most tea-drinking people would just say to use a kettle, but that's neither here nor there. What we're left with is an exchange that someone finally noticed looked like a weird Shakespearean comedic aside, and decided to make it so. Here are some more tumblr gems.

Wholesome Grandpa Starts Fixing Cars For Free, Beats Greedy Mechanic In Court

Sometimes when people get old and bored they just become terrible, but this person's grandpa decided that he wanted to tinker on people's cars and fix them up for free. Things were going fine and dandy until the local mechanic decided his fixing of needy people's cars wasn't okay, and things got much more complicated. For another fun grandpa story, here's the grandpa whose mailbox loophole took mail into the third dimension.

Childcare Worker Gives Her Parents A Much-Needed Reality Check After They Criticize Her Line of Work, Prompts Ire From Siblings

There seems to be this constant desire from parents to funnel their kids into STEM careers. I don't think any of us are surprised that those careers aren't for everyone and often aren't even the best way to support yourself and make a living. 

This childcare worker's parents were utterly determined to put down her work until she hit them with the hard truth of just how much she earns. They clearly didn't see that one coming. You can really tell her parents are AH's when they immediately turn to admonishing their other children instead of the OP and cause the siblings to take out the stress from this unwanted attention on their sister.  

We saw another AITA post from a childcare worker recently when a babysitter had to call the cops on the mother when she was abandoned with the children.

36 "You Had One Job" Moments Of Professional Nonconformity

The world isn't perfect, but is it wrong to expect extremely simple things to be done competently? Stuff like screwing in a lightbulb or having windows line up feels like it shouldn't be negotiable, but clearly everyone has their own ideas about that. It's a healthy reminder of everyone's commitment to get the job done without thinking about what "done" really means. Anyway, here are some "not my job" moments and unprofessional design choices.

With Anatomical Hatred, People Commiserate Over the Most Poorly Designed Parts of the Human Body

Today we're talking the design fails of the human body. The beautiful thing about this is that it's something that we can all commiserate on. We're all trapped inside (approximately) the same fleshy shells that have some pretty glaringly obvious flaws. 

For some of these things it's as if, and literally is because, evolution was just like "Psssh, yeah that's good enough.... Let's move on to something else."

Goofs and Gaffes That Were Caught on Camera That You Wouldn't Want to Happen At Your Wedding

Enjoy this collection of mistakes and mishaps from when things went wrong during wedding celebrations. There is something about weddings that lends them to these types of goofs. We just put so much pressure on this one day that, when something goes wrong, it is going to be extremely notable.

See the first post here: Ridiculous Wedding FAILs That Were Brought About By Poor Choices

Tunnel Explosion Produces Impressive Visible Shockwaves

If this were a movie, we'd expect everyone to get shot out of the other end of the tunnel like a bullet. Like if someone said "hey do you wanna stand in this tunnel while we explode the other end" we'd find ourselves hard-pressed to say yes. But clearly we've been missing out.

3D Animator Gets Inspired By Hot Dog Needler Tweet, Makes It A Reality

It started when ChrisOfTheDead saw a tweet that outlined a simple but intuitive concept: What if Halo's Master Chief loaded a needler with hot dogs and shot them at a grill? Naturally, such a brilliant idea needed to be given the attention it deserved, and thusly, the Dogler was born.

Tattoo Studio Owner Puts Entitled Customers in Their Place When They Try to Lodge Complaint Against the 'Young Man' They Spoke to

"Let me speak to your owner."
"..... I AM the owner..."

There's nothing worse than an entitled toolbag who thinks they can just rock up at whatever time they please and receive immediate assistance from a business that operates on scheduled servicing. 

You can immediately tell who these people are going to be and they absolutely love to kick off at you once you ask them to schedule in ahead of time.

It's every owner/manager's fantasy to get a chance at this interaction. Gotta love it when those delivering a service get a chance to one-up the toolbags who try to take advantage of their business. Like this female mechanic who was facing a sexist client. 

Carole Baskin of ‘Tiger King’ Fame Answers the Hard Question Regarding What She Thinks Happened to Her Missing Husband, 'The Internet' Still Has Their Own Theories as Usual

Are we still doing 'Tiger King'? 

The zeitgeist that was 'Tiger King' during the initial lockdowns last year captured the minds of the world and gripped us with its sheer absurdity. The mysteries associated with the larger-than-life characters of the show launched wild conspiracy theories, most of them centering around just what happened to Carole Baskin's husband, Don. 

We're still not really sure what to think but Carole herself has emerged on the internet in a Reddit 'AMA' to give her side of the story. If Occam's Razor holds true, her take is probably the reality of what happened. We sure do love the spin that redditors have put on it and agree with them that her explanation is missing some vital context.

 

All I'm saying is "Don the Drug Smuggler" is a theory I'm going to hold as true in my head cannon. 

Unethical Things People's Bosses Asked Them To Do

Just about anyone who's had a sketchy job has had a sketchy manager to accompany it. Instead of doing their own unsafe, illegal and immoral dirty work, a sketchy boss will have the brilliant idea to make you do it. Whether that be cooking some books, using company resources to help them cheat on their partner, or just stealing a whole bunch of product, many of us have been asked to some some unethical garbage for a boss at some point. For some fun justice, here's the employee who got fired and refused to finish a job by citing their NDA.

Guy "Builds Computers" For A Living, Completely Destroys Cheap Computer

If there's one major takeaway from this tech support tale it's that just because you can build a PC doesn't necessarily mean that you know how the computer works. One can only begin to imagine the amount of hot flashes of embarrassment that this dude must've been bogged down by after realizing that he'd literally engineered the downfall of his cheap brand name computer. Like, he literally just created destruction where there otherwise would've been none to have been had. Oh well. You live and you learn. For another ridiculous tech support tale, check out this CEO who thought his computer had been hacked, and then proceeded to learn how a computer works. 

Misguided Safety Failures That OSHA Would Disapprove Of

Things need to get done, but sometimes we take shortcuts that result in safety failures of OSHA-defying boldness. Walk around any job site for any length of time and there's bound to be cartoonish moments of dudes climbing into running woodchippers, hanging off dangerous ledges with no safety gear, and strapping together ladders into a horrible yet effective "superladder." Sadly, time is money, and that time gets turned into unsafe maneuvers that would make OSHA cringe. It just sucks to have to be the schlub risking their knees, back and fingers for 12 dollars an hour.

Useless Ex-Manager Tries To Get Ex-Employee To Serve Karen Customer

What's worse than being ordered around by an entitled customer? Being told by your old manager that you need to help an entitled customer when you don't even work there anymore. This person played it off cooler than they had to. As a fellow customer, they were well within their own rights to have told this fellow customer that the milk aisle is up her own ass. Here's a time a Karen tried to bully a fellow customer and got mocked.

Entitled Folks and Their Absurd Boldness

Why drink coffee when we can all get our blood pumping just taking in the fantastical demands of entitled people? There are landlords who forbid cooking, customers who bring their own teabags, and entitled moms who tried to swindle their babysitters. The laughable boldness of entitled people is an amazing thing to behold.

Humorously Absurd Times People and Things Got Singled Out

It's not fun to be singled out, but sometimes the universe or our own actions make it something that's impossible to avoid. Sometimes a coworker just gets on everyone's nerves and something public must be done. Other times life just decides that your deck should be destroyed by an endangered species. There are absurd times people and things can't avoid being singled out.

Guy Angry His Girlfriend Bought Him Driving Lessons, Can't See Writing On Wall

No one can force you to buy a car, but being a burden on your loved ones isn't something you should do if you can avoid it with a little effort. It's not too hard to read between the lines and see that even if this guy's gf essentially "bought herself a gift," it's definitely something that's important to her. For some more domestic bliss, here's the guy who refused to do dishes so his wife stopped doing chores to make a point.

Construction Failures That Sorta Went Off The Rails

Human beings are some of the only things on the planet that have so extensively built their own environment to live in. And you'd think that living in houses would give us some innate ability to do plumbing, but that would be wildly wrong. Our world is filled with construction fails of all kinds; upside down stairs, carpeted bathrooms, and pipes that go nowhere, to name a few. There are rules, but it's up to the builder to look at them.

Lawyer Pulls Dash Cam Switcheroo On Rigid Insurance Attorney

Anyone in search of drama should highly consider any case of bad faith legal shenanigans. We don't know enough about law to know if people are allowed to do crap like this, but lawyers are experts in absolutely hammering at the rules to suit their needs, so anything could happen. Here are some things people later discovered were illegal.