Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Entitled People and Their Patently Absurd Demands


However decent people are most of the time, we still live in a world where someone will try to charge 2 grand for the privilege of getting to tear down their bathroom and get rid of their tiles. The absurd audacity of entitled people as an intriguing thing to witness. It's frustrating and amazing to see the kind of laughable boldness entitled people get up to.

Ex Sets Ridiculous Ultimatum, Ends Up With Empty Apartment


If this guy hadn't tried to soft-rob his ex, he might just have some dish soap left, but nah, he got big about it and ended up with a totally empty apartment. It's gotta feel good to take literally everything that belongs to you, kind of like a Pharaoh. For some lighter relationship struggles, here are the many frustrating habits of people's spouses. Ultimatums are often a bad idea, like this jerkbag who gave a server an ultimatum and ended up having to pay for 25 beers.

Child Must Face Chess Master


This kid thought he was gonna play a friendly game of chess, but he had no idea that they brought in an actual chess master to show him the true meaning of chess. That giant health bar and Dark Souls stuff is just icing on the cake.

Apparently in reality the game went relatively wholesomely, but who has time for that.

Porch Pirate Gets Caught Red-Handed, Attempts To Flee, Gets Stuck In Snow


Talk about a solid dose of instant karma for this porch pirate. Dude tries to make a speedy getaway and ends up getting firmly entrenched in a pile of snow. If this porch pirate video got you going, we definitely recommend you check out the time that porch pirates and package thieves got defeated by a glitter bomb

Boss Demands Daily Email Check, Employee Puts It On Time Sheet


It's amazing how quickly stupid tasks become irrelevant the moment it starts costing the company money. The powers that be came down and told this part-timer that they'd have to check their email daily, so naturally, for this employee, it seemed like that should count on company time. For another one, here's a micromanager who demanded too many updates, so an employee fought back with even more updates.

Work Memes to Help Maintain the Grind


As people who have to pay rent and feed ourselves, our tolerance for meaningless work BS is directly related to how effectively that BS helps us not starve. Work is weird and stupid, but highly necessary, so it helps to have some work memes for the hustle as well as the bustle. It also helps to enjoy the odd "not my job" moments of unprofessional failure. And to help avoid the worst jobs, here are some big red flags people got during job interviews.

Employee Gets Fired And Then Asked To Finish Job, Says It Violates Their NDA


It only makes sense that such a disorganized employer would try to pull some absurd BS to fire someone, then get nailed by their own disorganization. Citing the very same NDA they signed with that former employer, This person somehow managed to make things hard for them in the loopholiest way possible. Speaking of NDAs, here are people with expired non-disclosure agreements explaining what they had to keep quiet.

Bad Fixes and Construction Failures


Putting together buildings isn't as easy as it might seem. There are pipes running every which way, irregular sized doors, and real sketchy electrical situations. Most of us want to go home early anyway. That attitude results in some pretty wild "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.

Wholesome Memes Because Some Things are Still Nice


Times can get weird, hard, and disappointing. Everyone is very well aware of that. That's why it's okay to have a reminder that people aren't terrible everywhere. Almost everyone has the common goals of being happy and building connections. Wholesome memes can provide a boost in what can seem like an otherwise unforgiving world.

Popular Myths That People Still Tell Each Other


If something wrong gets said enough, it sort of develops its own gravity. And that pull towards wrong and dumb thinking is strong. As it turns out, if people just say something a lot, that doesn't necessarily mean it's true. So here are some untrue things people can't seem to shake. And also, if someone tells you that they're allergic to MSG, ask them if they eat Doritos. To fill your head with better junk, here are some strange scientific facts to ponder.

Woman On Date Doesn't Understand Why It's Rude To Accept Drink From Stranger


There are some times when the bullet sorta dodges itself. Most people would agree that accepting a drink from a stranger while you're on a date with someone else is a bit of an indicator that you don't have the same priorities at heart. Good on this dude for seeing the signs and straight up leaving when it was obvious it wasn't worth the time.  Here are some of people's worst first date stories.

Tumblr Users Overanalyze Elvish Dialects In Lord Of The Rings


Every now and again the wonderful wandering minds of the Tumblr world band together to take us down wild rabbit holes we never saw coming. In this case, we're talking about a very intense, hyper analysis of the various Elvish dialects in the Lord of the Rings universe. Tolkien honestly seems like he might've been all about researching ridiculous internet vernacular. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this epic saga about "goat guy." 

Woman's Honest Review For Dresser Is A Tour De Force


It looks like Lori from Florida either had a lot of time on her hands or she's just that passionate about dresser reviews. Her vivid, ultra-specific imagery comparing a dresser experience to having a mouth full of old man's back sweat makes us think that she really, truly hated this piece of furniture. For some true review justice, here's the guy who left a lying review and got banned when the owner stood up for staff.

Dad Jokes for Everyone's Inner Father Figure


Dad jokes are a source of stupid glee and pinch-faced frustration for anyone who dares face a dad. Many of us have our reservations about dumb puns to feel stupid about, but at the end of the day if they're worthy of a dad's grace, then that's a quality pun. Dad jokes have a tendency to go full dad joke.

Woman Calls Out Lazy Brother-In-Law For 10 Minutes Straight


Having 5 kids in the year 2021 with a wife who also has a full-time job means that you're probably going to have to do some laundry. This guy's slacking tactics were on full display for long enough that things came to a head in front of the whole family. Can anyone blame her? For some more moments of domestic entitlement, here's the wife who stopped doing dishes to prove a point to her chore-refusing husband.

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Parenting Memes For The Always Exhausted


Being responsible for the continued existence of multiple human lives is an undeniable hassle. Few of us are even that prepared to look after ourselves, so throwing in a few more mortal entities into the cauldron of life isn't gonna make things run more smoothly. Here's to zero sleep and parenting memes for the perpetually stressed.

Guy Drenches Ding Dong Ditcher, Gets In Hot Water With Neighbors


Is it petty and a little childish to respond to a ding dong ditching kid by drenching them with a bucket of water? Kinda, yeah. Is it extremely effective and satisfying? Also yeah. This person's first course of action was neighborly discussion, but when that failed, the prank war began. Also, the kid started it anyway. For some more intriguing morally ambiguous pettiness, here's the guy who bought his own ranch to spite a pizza place owner.

Dude Performs "On The Road Again" Duet With Washing Machine


When most of us hear an unbalanced washing machine making sounds like this, it's usually a hint that we need to take that extra towel out. But not this guy. He heard that nonstop banging and decided it was an opportunity to make beautiful music.

Fox Makes Its Way Onto Field During Football Game, Gets Crowd Support


Football teams will name themselves after animals all the time, but everything screeched to a halt when the genuine article appeared during a recent game between USC and Arizona State. The confused fox made it up through the stands, onto the field, and eventually made its way out while the crowd did what crowds do best.

Sister Accused of Upstaging the Bride When She Achieves Massive Weight-loss Before Sister’s Wedding


Man. Sibling rivalry is a thing that I probably bring up pretty frequently on here. Any one of us who has grown up with siblings has experienced it in some form or another.

The thing is.. when you grow up and become adults it can take on vastly-different, bizarre shapes and can fester into something terrible. 

Often, in stories like this, you're seeing the ending of a long and painful story.

That being said, 'bridezilla' is a term for a reason. We've seen plenty of brides lose it close to, or on, their wedding day.

Tumblr Story Imagines A Bored Human On An Alien Ship Armed With A Screwdriver


Since we haven't contacted actual aliens, all we can really do is lean on imagining our place in the universe. The flattering consensus is that humans are space orcsand we live on a death planet where invading aliens could be fought off by bears.  Writing like this is a convenient way to feel nice about the finer points of human curiosity and social proclivities, especially when we're a character placed in space like this Tumblr thread imagining a human on a Vulcan ship.

Romanticized Jobs That Aren't As Fun As They Look


Everyone has this idea of some kind of perfect dream job like "pilot" or "tiger psychologist" or "bakery owner in a small New England town" and as it turns out, there are downsides to each and every one of those things. Maybe the reality of the situation is that even if you do what you love, you still have to deal with every little thing that surrounds it, and people don't like the minutia. Okay, back pain, disrespect and low pay also objectively suck. Here are some reasons people quit their jobs on the spot.

Entitled People and Their Obnoxious Demands


There's no limits to the incredible demands of entitled folks. It could be anything like demanding that their hairstylist not have tattoos, requesting that people pay for the privilege's of taking their garbage or offering "jobs" that pay about a dollar an hour. There are oh so many flavors of entitled people with their absurd audacity, and each one is more dirt-flavored than the rest.

Safety Failures Of OSHA-Defying Boldness


Sure, the get 'er done mentality is an effective way to motivate yourself to complete tough jobs and long hours, but when it's used by your boss to justify lowering you on a backhoe over the side of a cliff, you're entering safety failure territory. Anyone with a physical job is regularly tempted or ordered to take scary shortcuts in the form of safety failures that would make OSHA faint. Gotta admit, jacking a car up with a plastic chair doesn't really seem worth it.

Cheating Husband Expects Friends To Welcome New Woman With Open Arms


Under certain circumstances, we have the right to ask our friends to accommodate us. The thing is, people rightfully have a hard time accepting your wishes after you pull some seriously life-upending behavior like the saga described below. So this neighbor went to the internet to ask if they were being unreasonable for not exactly acting like everything is totally cool. For some more questionable friends, here's the friend who tried getting their friend to travel internationally with a mysterious package.

Family Requests Thanksgiving Host Board His Dog In Kennel, Host Refuses And Even Offers To Pay For Hotel


Nothing brings the family together like the holidays! And nothing instigates drama quite like large families gathering together in one small place. This Thanksgiving, instead of wishing each other a jolly good time and fall cheer, this family wishes that the thanksgiving dinner host would board his dog so they don't have to be around him, while they stay at the host's home, for free.

What's wrong with this picture? Well, a lot of things. To start with, let's talk about entitlement! WHO in their right mind would ask someone who is offering them a free place to stay out of the kindness of their hearts, to board their beloved dog all for their own personal benefit. Yeah, it's a no from us, and Reddit users overwhelmingly agreed. A big dose of NTA.

Wholesome Memes To Brighten Up That Big Ol' Day


The day can be so big that it's hard to see how we're gonna get to the end of it. But if there's one thing that helps give us some perspective it's a picture a grateful raccoon. At any given dark time, we could be just a few wholesome grandmas away from feeling a little better, so it's better to see if that works first. Here are some more wholesome memes because everyone needs a nice break.

Couple Lies To Cut In Line At Baseball Game, Hilariously Backfires


We love to see blatant liars get caught up in their dishonest antics. This couple decided to weave a lie for the purpose of cutting in line at a baseball game. First of all, people who cut in line are the worst. Second, the way that this couple's lie ended up catching up with them is pure gold. The look of disbelief and rage that danced across their faces must've been a truly wonderful spectacle to behold. 

Ex Gives Her Dog To Shelter "For Safekeeping," Gets Adopted


So in a moment of terrific judgement, this dude's ex took her dog to an animal shelter thinking she was gaming the system on free dog care. Predictably, a dog like hers was adopted instantly. It's looking like the only reason this dude even knows this happened is cause she needed someone to blame. Hopefully that dog is with a nicer owner. For some more wild dog stuff, here's the Karen who didn't believe a blind woman and tried taking her guide dog.

Creepiest Things People Experienced That Escaped Explanation


Existence is strange. There are so many moments all of us seem to encounter in our lives where things simply just don't add up. It can end up feeling like you're straight up witnessing a glitch in the matrix. Maybe you end up sharing that glitchy moment with another human being, who also can't explain the occurrence. Well, all we can do is shrug it off, and accept the fact that there will always be those strange moments lurking right around the corner that we'll never be able to explain through the lens of a rational mind.