Musician Defies Limits Of Human Body During Trumpet Solo

This is one of those videos that can leave the viewer feeling out of breath. Just take the moment to think about how relieved this guy must've been when he'd wrapped up that solo in glorious fashion. Can't even begin to imagine. 

Turkish Reporter Talks To Mushroom Instead Of Microphone

There's something innately charismatic about someone who is clearly able to not take this whole life thing too seriously, and just laugh at themselves. This dude's clearly riding that wave. 

TikToker Absolutely Destroys The New York Jets With Scathing Analysis

This kid is making waves on the internet for his hilarious, unapologetically ruthless analysis video where he swiftly dismantles the New York Jets offense. This kid clearly needs to do more of these. Shoutout to his TikTok @td.sports.

Design Fails That Need A Little Work

Listen, none of us want to do our jobs. And when we're forced to do them, you can bet your sweet bippy that we're gonna try not to do our jobs well. This line of thinking has led to some great moments in the field of design, particularly these design failures that could have used some effort. Not sure why people seem to have a problem with these, they look perfectly crappy to us.

Company Says They're Not Getting Documents, Recieves Hundreds

Dealing with a bureaucracy is a pain. But dealing with a lazy incompetent bureaucracy that doesn't care about doing their job? That's just a living nightmare. It comes down to power plays about who can inconvenience who more. And when the only control you might have is someone's fax machine, you get stories like this guy who incapacitated a divorce lawyer's fax machine.

Conor McGregor Attempts First Pitch At Cubs Game, Fails Hard, Gets Dragged On Twitter

I really sincerely hope that Conor McGregor didn't intentionally attempt to throw so unexplainably terribly just to garner that much more attention online. I hope that what we have on our hands here is nothing short of a spectacular fail from a loudmouthed UFC fighter who clearly doesn't have the whole baseball thing figured out. 

Twitter Thread: The Tale of The Rock of Chickamauga

It's pretty easy to say the civil war wasn't a very fun time. Here's the epic and intriguing tale of the Rock of Chickamauga, when George Henry Thomas kept the Union Army from being routed. It's important to know things, which is why we take interest in history memes for the enlightened lords of time. For some natural history, here's an intriguing twitter thread on how the Appalachians are older than most things.

Not So Fun Facts To Provide Context For Our Dark Lives

Life can be as depressing as we want to make it. So depending on how compelling you find not fun facts, you might be artificially making reality worse for yourself than say, your coworker who spends their whole break looking at cat adoption photos. You could remind them about some choice statistics on cat adoption, but then you would be the bad guy. So sorry, you're between a disappointing rock and an even more disappointing hard place. If you want to be less of a bummer, here are some happy facts.

Rare Insults That Dunked People In A Hot Bath Of Fiery Words

Since the internet's been around with its social media feeds and comments section we've always had people that are more than ready to go to verbal blows over a whole bunch of nothing. Or, you might say that every now and again there's that one loudmouth in particular who basically seems to bring the heat on themselves. These rare insults certainly didn't disappoint. They're inspired, ruthless, and you almost might not feel bad about laughing at them. 

Shameless Cheapskates Who Were Their Own Worst Enemies

When trying to secure a discount exercise bike, one has two options. The first is to politely offer a reasonable amount of money, or just the outright amount that the seller is asking for. The other way is doing whatever these people did. Demanding free things, bullying people, and just being hugely entitled people who decided to make the world a more miserable place.

Caller Tries To Get Tech Support To Help Commit Tax Fraud, Fails Miserably

The individuals in this world that are caught up in the work grind of tech support really get put through the ringer. With technological advancements continuing to kick along at the rate they are it's unfortunately pretty much inevitable that there are going to be people that fall through the cracks, when it comes to knowing how to navigate all the cutting edge machinery. Sometimes though, it's not even a matter of the technology being too impressively advanced. If you got a kick out of this tech support tale check out a couple others. We've got a solid story where a coworker demanded a mathematically impossible computer, and then got proven incompetent. Or you can sink your teeth into a tale about an angry lady demanding one billion GB of email storage.

Man Receives Lifetime Contract From Company, Rejects Brother-In-Law's Offer, Drama Ensues

The whole premise of receiving a lifetime contract offer from a company that you sunk your heart and soul into seems like a pretty exciting situation that's well worth celebrating, and probably taking. Especially in this day and age with things being as chaotic as they are. So, when this guy hit the AITA community to ask whether or not he was in the wrong for rejecting a competing offer from his BIL, you can imagine what folks had to say in the comments section. Really, the family should've just been supportive of the offer coming through in the first place. But hey, you be the judge. 

Overbearing Coworker Demands Employee Come In On Day Off

It sounds like this person's coworker is out there crossing all kinds of lines. The best course of action does indeed sound like it'd be to go ahead and report them to HR, or run it back to the supervisor. Otherwise, someone like Irma might just carry on with the inappropriate antics. The thing about people that take time off is that they're well within their right to not be summoned to come to work --- especially by someone who isn't even their supervisor in the first place. 

Red Flags People Missed In Their Past Relationships

Many of us have ended up gaining that wizened life experience through suffering our own moments of emotional pain where things just seemed to kind of cave in on themselves. Then, eventually, you go about putting yourself back together and take another crack at the whole thing. Sometimes, this falls within the dating realm. This AskReddit thread has people sharing various red flags that they missed in their past relationships. At the very least this thread might be able to help other folks steer clear of impending disasters. 

Woman Narrowly Avoids Getting Hit By Train

It's no wonder that this video serves as a safety warning for anyone out there that wants to get bold with rushing across the tracks when a train's about to rip through. The thing about those trains is their speeds are terribly hard to account for. No matter what the rush might be inspired by, it's never worth it taking that risk. This woman got insanely lucky. 

Scottish Streamer Realizes He Is Incapable Of Saying "Purple Burglar Alarm"

Popular streamer Limmy learned the hard way that people with his particular accent tend to turn those three words into ground hamburger in their mouth. It's okay, every dialect has its own natural tongue twisters. We only just recently realized that we're physically incapable of saying "I love you, dad."

Edited Reverse Mortgage Ads Have Tom Selleck Desperately Wanting Houses

For the people who don't watch daytime television or the channel that only plays Johnny Carson reruns, a reverse mortgage is a way to borrow money against the equity of your home. As a blanket statement, it is not a good idea to have one if you plan on keeping your house. However, they are great if you like fees. Anyway, here's Tom Selleck.

Landlord Allegedly Won't Return Tenant's Deposit, Tenant Busts Out Jackhammer

Unfortunately, this isn't the first instance of a landlord not returning a tenant's security deposit that we've come across. However, to say that this TikToker had an absolutely wild overreaction would be an understatement. Like, dude. Not only are you not going to get that deposit back, but now you're likely going to be dealing with facing criminal charges. 

Woman's Ex Wants To Get Back Together, Lies About Being Single, Karmic Justice Ensues

This story might be brief, but oh boy does it pack a nice comedic punch. While we feel for the woman who had to deal with this guy's complete bullish nonsense, we also can't help but get a kick out of how quickly things became undone for the lying jerk. The fact that this whole rodeo went down in a Wendy's parking lot makes it that much better too. Then, you additionally factor in how he was trying to blame her for his own moment of reckless failure? Just ridiculous all around. 

Man Fails To Check Smoothie Ingredients, Gets Blindsided By All The Creatine

This guy was on a painful journey toward becoming a Creatine-infused human being. His wife's heart was definitely in the right place. However, it's a TIFU tale like the one we have here that should serve as a reminder that there's a value in checking the ingredients on those smoothies. Especially if you find yourself consistently battling nasty stomach pains. Basically, if something feels a bit off after you eat a certain food or drink down a certain smoothie, it never hurts to investigate further. 

Angry Lady Demands One Billion GB Of Email Storage

The issue with the everyone's total technological illiteracy is that sometimes people ask for, nay demand a technological feature that doesn't exist, shouldn't exist or would cost millions of dollars to make exist. It's as if a customer was screaming down your throat demanding you put a recliner in a paper bag. It just doesn't reflect reality. For another one, here's a coworker who demanded a mathematically impossible computer and got proven incompetent.

Cursed, Creepy and Weird Images To Feel Bad About

We shouldn't want to seek out creepy images like furry skeletons and clown statues that look like they just moved, but there's just something so compelling about all those cursed, creepy and weird images from the abyss. Is it something wrong with us? Perverse curiosity? A need to link the creepers to the jeepers? Welp, can't go back now.

Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Win The Battle Against Boredom

Let's face it, being alone with one's thoughts is at best boring and at worst terrifying, so sometimes it's down to some Tweets and Tumblr gems to make the day more tolerable. While we can't stand the garbage banging around in our own heads, it's sometimes nice to see what's making it out of other people's minds. So use the power of Twitter and Tumblr to kick boredom in the groin.

Things Kids These Days Will Never Experience

It's kind of weird how we're shaped by the inconveniences of our time. Having the Simpsons be interrupted by the State of the Union and never getting to find out the ending, having to wait to tell your friends about things, and having to have a conversation to figure out everyone's best guess as to what year Die Hard came out. Now that all this crap is behind us, we can focus on the upsetting ways people found out they weren't young anymore.

Tenant Won't Pay Rent, Landlord Snaps, "Moves In"

This is quite the dramatic twist on the traditional landlord vs tenant drama. In this case, it sounds like the tenant was a single mother who was having a bit of an issue with fronting the necessary amount of money to cover the cost of various repairs that the old trailer she lived in, needed. So, when it came time for a big repair the landlord decided that it wasn't cost effective to make the repair, and demanded that the mother and her kid move off his property. As you might imagine, mom didn't take too kindly to this development. Hence, the confrontational situation we have here. The landlord did get pretty wild with their decision to "move into" the trailer. Plus, the fact that the landlord was charging $600 for the mom and her kid to live in a leaky trailer is pretty far out. 

It sounds like everyone's at a bit of a standoff. So, you be the judge here. Who is in the wrong? Keep the landlord drama going with this revenge story about a landlord who tried to rip a tenant off, and ended up paying $6.5K.

Coworker Gets Lunch Stolen, Gets To Watch Security Footage, Drama Ensues

This story from Twitter user @zak_toscani has all the ingredients necessary for an emotional rollercoaster. Basically, what occurs is someone gets their special shrimp fried rice lunch stolen a mere 30 minutes after throwing it in the fridge, and then the security footage is busted out. The thing about the development with the security footage is that the actual coworker who ends up being revealed as the lunch thief doesn't seem like they care at all about it. Like, to the point that it's unsettling. All in all though, quite the entertaining little read. 

Twitter Thread: European Driving Can Be An Adrenaline-Charged Spectacle

While a situation like being caught up in some nasty traffic during your commute to another day on the work grind can be a soul-draining affair, it's worth it to consider that ripping down the road with a ton of reckless drivers that are seemingly devoid of fear might be just a bit worse. Yes, it sounds like that's the general picture when it comes to driving around Europe. Of course, it's not always going to be like that, but this Twitter thread certainly paints quite the intense picture. 

15 Dauntingly Dumb, Dangerous, And Bizarre Automobile Fails

The lack of risk assessment that went into these decisions is hard to comprehend. If you've ever been caught up in beating yourself up because you made a risky decision in life, these dudes own moments of daunting thoughtlessness where they were quite literally living on the edge, might serve to make you feel a bit better. 

Hugely Hyped Things That Came And Went

It's not uncommon for companies to make horrible decisions. It's just not that often that obviously crappy things get such an incredible marketing push behind them, only for every mistaken person who bought into it to have to figure out that it sucks. But let's get down to the real issue here: Anyone want to buy a few cases of Kony 2012 shirts? Anyone?

Florida Fans Prank Tailgaters With Fake Snake

Pretty much all of us would feel as if our hearts were literally leaping outside of our chests if we thought we saw a big snake hanging out on the sidewalk. So, you can imagine what kind of shocked hilarity ensued when these Florida fans decided to prank a bunch of unsuspecting tailgaters at the latest game with a fake snake. Shout out to TikToker @queenhann9for the entertaining video.