Man Rides Onewheel, Plays Sax, And Cleans Trash At The Same Time

We have no idea what inspired this guy to tackle such an aggressive "challenge" but here we are. He's out there really doing it, man. We can only imagine what's next. Maybe he'll churn out a music video where he's doing all of this. 

Man Sings Sam Cooke's "A Change Is Gonna Come", Nails It

Whoever the old man was that questioned whether or not this guy would be able to absolutely crush a Sam Cooke song, certainly got put in his place. From the moment he starts, you can see the room fall silent in appreciative wonder as they realize that they're sitting in the presence of some greatness. Shoutout to the guy's channel here if you want to check out more of his work. Definitely curious to see where he takes things. 

Irish Shepherd's Accent Is Absolutely Immense

We live in a big world full of all kinds of people. And when you get people in remote parts of the world, they start to use language in an extremely localized way, to the point that accents can vary from town to town. It's almost like watching an evolutionary tree as it branches off and bends itself into new forms. And what we see here is the English-language version of a Platypus.

Men Describe The Ways That They Refuse To Grow Up

This thread might hit home for a whole lot of the dudes out there. Just because you get older and become more and more entrenched in this whole adulting thing doesn't mean that you have to completely say goodbye to silly little habits that you had when you were still reveling in the golden, tireless, irrational days of your youth. Maybe this thread will leave you inspired. Maybe you'll join your kid the next time they insist on building an insurmountable LEGO set with relentless enthusiasm. 

Mistaken Karen Pushes Fellow Customer's Wheelchair Over to Service Desk

Sometimes a Karen has such Karen vision, they don't realize the reason they're not being helped is because the person they're harassing isn't an actual employee. In this tale, she went so far as to push a dude in his wheelchair over to customer service just to find that he was just some dude. For some more tales of mistaken identity and wild Karentude, here's the Karen secret shopper who got fired for being too much of a Karen, and the employee who got fired by a Walmart manager from a job that wasn't his.

Design Failures That Could Have Used Some Effort

We're not gonna complain about people accidentally screwing up their sign so that their dance recital becomes a "dunce rectal." In fact, we'd prefer that it happens more. That and improperly installed toilets. So go one and make sure that design failures fill up our stupid world. Really lean into it. Just don't try at all.

Dares That May Have Gone A Little Too Far

Most of us stopped playing truth or dare in middle school, and maybe that's for the best. We realize now that doing what people tell us to is probably not the best way to experience social validation. With wisdom, we now know that the best way to get social validation is to have a lot of money and insult people. For more shenanigans, here is bonkers junk that students did to make themselves legends.

Clever and Stupid Puns That Are Pretty Alright As Far As Puns Go

It's kind of weird how puns seem to inhabit both the highest and lowest echelons of humor. Some make us giddy with delight. Others make us want to lock ourselves in a closet and just scream. In a sense, they're sort of like alligators. They've been around forever, and regardless of your opinion, they're not making too many indications of going away any time soon. Here are some sign jokes.

20 Rare Insults That Roasted And Toasted People

We love rare insults. The internet's always had an obscene amount of banter and dramatic clashes in the comments sections. When people go the extra mile to unleash hordes of sharpened and imaginative insults on other folks that aren't always necessarily "mean-spirited", but more so just creative and witty, we love to see it. That YouTube comments section seems like it's always churning out the comedy gems. Keep the insults rolling with this list of the best insults that people heard without swearing.

Tumblr Thread: The Big, Weird Empty Mansions of Rich People

Having a mansion used to make sense when people had servants and guests with servants, but now the prospect of keeping a 3 person home with 8 bathrooms and 4 family rooms doesn't really make that much sense, leading to a weird "my empire of dirt" phenomenon with giant houses with empty weird rooms. If this isn't true, and your mansion is very cool and full of stuff, can we come over? Do you have Xbox? For some intriguing insight into the lives of rich people who don't know how much a sandwich should cost, here are wild cases of wealthy people being out of touch.

Bride's Sister Ends Up In Divorce, Refuses To Delay Wedding, Sister Pitches Fit

Weddings are unfortunately seemingly innately ripe for completely avoidable dramas to break out at a moment's notice. Maybe it's because people really end up letting their inner perfectionists get out of control. The thing about this crazy thing called life though, is that imperfections and acts of pure failure are always lurking right around the corner. In this particularly dramatic wedding drama we have a bride who has to deal with a sister acting all kinds of irrational after landing herself in a divorce that almost seems like it was bound to happen. The details that the bride's sister was hiding from her partner were pretty significant, man. To keep the wedding drama train rolling, check out this collection of wedding moments that told guests that the marriages definitely weren't built to last.

People's Most Nightmarish, Entitled, And Bizarre Neighbors

We're no strangers to the gathering of bizarre, nightmarish, and downright ridiculous neighbors that make themselves known on the notorious NextDoor app. If you've ever had any lingering doubts about what kinds of people you might be living next to, then you might be well served by hopping on the NextDoor app. People really let themselves go when they use NextDoor. We almost hope that some of these are nothing more than imaginative works of fiction, spewed out by people that are just trying to bide their time by creating unnecessary stress in their neighborhoods. 

Company Doesn't Want To Pay Employee Their Worth, Costs Them Millions

It's no wonder this guy unleashed the brutal revenge that he did. Pretty much anyone that comes to learn that they're being knowingly taken advantage of by their company is going to be inspired to take their vengeance. In this case, it sounds like the company's decision to take the shady, cheap route on a top-performing employee couldn't have had any more painful blowback than it did. Seriously, a mere $20K to that employee could've resulted in a reality where they didn't end up losing a couple million dollars. To keep the revenge drama train rolling check out this recent revenge story about a rude lawyer who parked in a farmer's driveway, so the farmer plotted a stinky revenge.

Delightfully Dumb Spelling Failures That Mangled Words

Is it reassuring to see someone refer to the "pubic library" or "apologize for the incontinence?" Or does it just make us feel bad for the way things are going? Well, at least we can choose to laugh in the face of ignorance and facepalm moments. We see spelling failuresall over the place in our own lives. And man is weird realizing a 40-year-old coworker thinks it's pronounced "it's a doggy dog world."

Panera Employee Puts Soup On Blast In Cursed Video

I mean, in all fairness you'd hope that there aren't a ton of people wandering aimlessly through life, operating under the assumption that Panera's soup is made from scratch. With that being said, this is also still some severely cursed soup, man. And at the very least, if you're going to serve this kind of soup, maybe play around with that price point a bit, eh? Shout out to TikToker @ohana_trender for the cursed soup video. 

Dunkin Donuts Employee Reveals Actual Amount Of Coffee In Large Iced Coffee

Yep, yet another example that ignorance is absolutely bliss. This viral video from a Dunkin Donuts employee on TikTok has been making the waves. It's honestly no wonder. Some people rely more heavily on getting their aggressive amounts of daily caffeine more than others. What we see in this video is that the "large iced coffee" is definitely not how it's been presenting itself. Nope, not at all. Shout out to TikToker @jasonmora2 for the troubling revelation. Or hey, maybe that's just the right amount for people that don't want to go too hard on their iced coffee. 

Pop Punk Bands Just Saying "Tonight" For Over A Full Minute

Anyone who was there for the pop punk extravaganza of the 2000s will probably remember a whooooole lotta songs featuring the word "tonight." For a genre that preyed on our collective teen angst and unrequited love it only makes sense, but hot damn who knew it was such a standard thing.

TikTok Video Shows Amazon Driver Make Delivery During Tornado

This viral TikTok video from TikToker @ajp18588 shows an Amazon delivery driver out making deliveries during a literal tornado. I mean, come on, man. Apparently there were some doubters in the comments section of this video, questioning whether or not that was an actual funnel cloud or not. Well, it was. And there were multiple tornados confirmed in Illinois during the month of August. So, the likelihood that this is actually a video of an Amazon delivery driver making deliveries during a tornado is pretty high, indeed. 

Man Shares Vulnerable Thread About Struggles With Mental Health

Every now and again we need to take a break from the constant, persistent onslaught of fails and other facepalming moments from humanity, to instead dive on into a piece of content that someone shared from the heart. Twitter user @natehowe shared such a Twitter thread. He does a beautiful job at breaking down the exhausting process that can be confronting various hurdles in one's life, when you're weighed down by mental health conditions like anxiety, depression, ADHD, etc. It can be comforting to be reminded that one's not alone in their mental health struggles. 

Guy Overcharges His Own Company 5 cents, Pays In Installments

The sad thing here is that he technically didn't go over his per diem, just this ridiculous "dinner" timing BS. It's always a big reminder that life is absurd when you find yourself being billed for pennies, like this guy who got hounded over a trivial debt and mailed them a dime. It's at least sort of satisfying to make the payment itself a hassle, like this tenant who paid off an unfair fee in 37 installments.

Karen Grandma Won't Take Early Appointment, Has Meltdown

She thought that sense she had a personal relationship with this person that they would gladly screw over their other patients to fit her kid in, but as it turns out, things don't work that way. How is it that all these entitled people think they can destroy someone's professional reputation over a pretty common inconvenience?

Bonkers Junk Students Did That Made Them Legends

Every school worth its salt has that story of "the kid who convinced a substitute they were the janitor" or "the guy who rode a bathtub through assembly." Some of the wild things students did to become legends is completely unadvisable, but that doesn't mean it's not memorable. For instance, don't be remembered for pooping your pants real bad.

Bootleg Stuff That Slipped Through Somehow

We've all had the thought "all of these officially licensed toys and products are fine, but what I really want is an off-brand SpongeBob named "Spongey Roy" that transforms into a train." And with uncredible bootleg products, we can have just that and also forty different off brand knockoff variations of Adidas called "abibos" and "aidodos" and "asdasdasdasdasd." 

Man Bad-Mouths Girlfriend's Plant Collection, Reddit Reacts

A person's collection of plants is no joke. Plants can benefit one's mental health in beautiful ways. The mindfulness that plants encourage, and the ongoing act of having to care for something else outside yourself can work wonders when it comes to taking even brief moments to step outside the carousel of thoughts about your life situation, that you're otherwise dragged along by. So, when it came to this woman venting on Reddit about her boyfriend staging a whole temper tantrum over her collection of plants, you can imagine where that went. Let's just say that folks didn't take too kindly to this guy's decision to disrespect his girlfriend's plants. 

Jake Paul Gets Hit By Real Fighter, Retires From Boxing, Twitter Reacts

Just in case you missed the latest glitch in the matrix, notoriously obnoxious YouTube personality, Jake Paul, just wrapped up a sloppy scrap with MMA legend, Tyrone Woodley. Somehow, Jake Paul ended up clinching a highly questionable victory over Woodley. Victory for Paul aside, the highlights of the fight were definitely from Woodley's corner. In the video below, you can see what it looks like when Paul experiences a punch from an actual fighter for the first time. To say that Paul looks shook would be an understatement. The fact that Paul went on to "retire" from the fight game naturally paved the way for Twitter to have a field day. Here's to hoping that Paul is actually done, and that this isn't just the latest publicity stunt that he decided to spew out. 

Manager Makes Employee's Life Miserable, Gets Auto-Insulted Hundreds Of Times A Day

The properly executed petty revenge is really its own kind of art form. It sounds like this manager was a real nasty piece of work. Some managers just refuse to be accommodating when it comes to hearing out other employees' very understandable requests. Fortunately, there was another tech wizard on staff with a heart of gold and the means to unleash just the kind of innovation that tied together this petty revenge story beautifully. Check out another petty revenge story about this rude lawyer who parked in a farmer's driveway, so the farmer went ahead and plotted a stinky revenge.

Girl Claims To Speak Swedish, Guy Talks To Girl In Swedish, Girl Gets Outed For Lying

Unfortunately, there are a decent number of folks out there that'll give themselves over to weaving unnecessary webs of lies at social gatherings to try to make themselves "more interesting." This has a tendency to backfire at one point or another. It sounds like this girl didn't read the room properly, and came to learn her lesson in the value of just being honest with folks from the get. As will happen with liars, when they're confronted by someone who sees through their dishonest antics, they have a tendency to get a little bit nasty. It sounds like this guy felt bad based off how she handled having someone know that she making her whole bit up. 

Apartment Manager Makes Tenant's Life Miserable, Tenant Helps Them Lose Half Of Neighborhood's Income

There are an ungodly amount of apartment managers out there that try to take advantage of tenants. It's as if these apartment managers have deluded themselves to such an extent due to trying to satiate their mountainous levels of greed, that they truly never stop to think about the consequences for their actions. Thus, we're thrilled to see in this tale of pro revenge that yet another shady apartment manager got their rightful comeuppance by a tenant who was ready to fight back against all the BS. To keep the housing pro revenge drama rolling, check out this story about a greedy landlord who raised the rent so that the tenants wouldn't renew their lease, and then got what he deserved.

Man Wears Fancy Watch When Meeting Girlfriend's Parents, Girlfriend's Dad Berates Him

It really doesn't sound like this woman's boyfriend was trying to flaunt his wealth when he went to meet her parents. If anything, he was just wearing that (obscenely) pricey watch purely out of habit. Well, that didn't stop her dad from having a bit of a meltdown over the wardrobe choice. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA seem to be in agreement that the boyfriend wasn't in the wrong for his decision to sport the expensive watch. 

Southwest Airlines Employee Quits Job, Gives Epic Speech

Everyone has their breaking point. When you find yourself being employed by a company that feels like they treat you like no more than another cog in the massive machine, it can really begin to weigh on you. It looks like this guy had enough. Kudos to him for having the courage to deliver that passionate speech. One would just hope that he didn't completely mess up his chances of getting unemployment and the bonus by quitting instead of being fired.