Friday, August 27, 2021

Divorce Lawyer Demands Financials, Guy Incapacitates His Fax Machine


It's no secret that people do crazy things during divorces. Emotions are running high, money and laws are involved, and that's not even mentioning the massive amounts of spite that people can hold onto in these situations. This guy got a request for 3 years worth of financial information, and well, he sent it. For some more legal shenaniganry, here's a lawyer who pulled a dash cam switcheroo on a rigid insurance attorney.

Math-Allergic Simpleton Doubles Down On Stupid Hill, Proves Self Incompetent


Not all of use are blessed with rudimentary math or internet research skills, and thus are forced to learn things the hard, embarrassing, and stupid way. After all this is said and done, the real question to ask might be whether or not it's economically smart or ethical for any one person to have that much money in the first place, but that's neither here nor there. For another case of someone fighting a meaningless and stupid battle, here's Tumblr explaining burgergate, the most unnecessary chicken sandwich drama.

28 Things That We Can All Just Strangely Relate To


Occasionally you stumble across something that really makes you stop and think about the theory that we are all just part of one collective consciousness.

You know? Like there are so many things that we have all done at certain points in our lives that -before the internet, we would have just thought were unique (so not like the other girls.) A perfect example of this is that game that I used to play when I was riding in the backseat of the car on road trips or out to grandmas house. I'd always imagine that there was a little guy running along fences and things as we drove along. I thought this was unique until I stumbled across a thread a few years ago about this exact thing.

Apparently, EVERYONE does it.

Anyways, yeah. I digress. These images and memes are pretty much exactly that.

Bon appetit.  

30 Things That We Can All Just Strangely Relate To


Occasionally you stumble across something that really makes you stop and think about the theory that we are all just part of one collective consciousness.

You know? Like there are so many things that we have all done at certain points in our lives that -before the internet, we would have just thought were unique (so not like the other girls.) A perfect example of this is that game that I used to play when I was riding in the backseat of the car on road trips or out to grandmas house. I'd always imagine that there was a little guy running along fences and things as we drove along. I thought this was unique until I stumbled across a thread a few years ago about this exact thing.

Apparently, EVERYONE does it.

Anyways, yeah. I digress. These images and memes are pretty much exactly that.

Bon appetit.  

Waterworld: Or In Defense of Rich Actor’s Insane Self-Funded Passion Project


Girl Gets Revenge On Teacher Who Told Her That She Would Never Succeed in the Best Way Possible


As we go through life we're always going to find ourselves at odds with certain people. It's just in our nature. Even if you try your best to please everyone and steer clear of conflict there are always going to be those out there who object to something basal about your existence.

It might be that you offend them in some way: Maybe your beliefs and ethos just don't align with theirs. Maybe it's something you said that rubbed them the wrong way. Maybe it's subconscious and they don't like your laugh or the way your voice sounds when you talk.

Whatever it might be, there's only one way to beat these people, these - haters. By moving forward, persevering, and living your best life -being the best version of yourself that you can be.

That's what our protagonist has managed to achieve here. By living her best version of herself that she can be she has managed to stick it to someone who looked down on her.

And that's the best type of revenge there is. 

30 Incredibly Uncomfortable Images That Probably Should Be Illegal


There are somethings out there that just shouldn't be allowed to exist. Like the platypus. Who thought that thing up? This vaguely duck-like mammal thing that lays eggs and poisonous (venomous?) spurs like if Clint Eastwood had snake ankles.

The images that follow fall into this same category. There are so many questions that come to mind when you look at these by they all boil down to pretty much the same thing....


Just... Why?

Guy Gets Revenge On Wife's Divorce Attorney By Sending Him a Massive 'Fax Bomb' That Destroys Their Printer


There's nothing better than when some complete toolbag gets given exactly what they've asked for and in doing so also gets served justice.

I'm never entirely sure what people were expecting in situations like this. Clearly this lawyer was trying to prey on his client's ex -thinking that there was no way he was possibly going to be able to provide what was requested. But on the off chance that the guy did have all of records, wouldn't this kind of be the expected outcome?

Anyways, this lawyer decided to tool around with the wrong guy and got exactly what was coming to him.

Completely Normal Words That Annoy People To No End


We all have our pet peeves. Sometimes, these pet peeves manifest themselves in completely normal words that for whatever reason annoy us to the brink of insanity. You might be out walking around, enjoying a sunny day, cold brew in tow, almost smiling, and then boom: you hear the word that might as well be a spontaneous storm cloud that just ruins your whole decent mood. Tread lightly with these. They might get you going. 

Random Tumblr Gems To Do The Heavy Lifting Against Boredom


Sometimes we need some random tumblr gems to fight the clawing boredom in our lives. Does learning about people's cats, ancient history and old cartoons solve any of our problems? Only the boredom one. And not for very long. But it works while it works to paw at tumblr gems like a bawdy Victorian tax collector.

Math Professor Fixes Projector Screen


The fact that this professor took all that time just to prank his students speaks volumes to the fact that this is probably one very fun class, made all the better by a great teacher. 

Thursday, August 26, 2021

Madden 22 Player Loses Game Due To Ridiculously Unrealistic TD Run


Just in case you were thinking about picking up Madden 22, this quick yet heartbreaking video of a wildly unrealistic TD run might convince you to go with another game, after all. This is the kind of glitchy play that can compel a gamer to toss their controller through the TV screen. I would've loved to have heard their reaction. 

Pipeline Operator Displays Remarkably Poor Skills


We're not entirely sure how this person ended up operating this pipeline operator. It's clear that this is not the gig that they were meant to tack on though. I mean, hey, everyone has their thing. This dude clearly needs to keep looking for his ideal job. 

Shopping Carts Stage Brutal Attack On Parking Lot


Well that's it. The shopping carts got fed up with us packing them with our crap, leaving them in parking lots and never fixing their one bad wheels. That or it was just wind. Either way it feels like someone went and executed order 66 on behalf of the carts. This is why you put your shopping carts back.

Inventive Twitter Thread Imagines Dehumidifier Houseplant Waterer


Every now and again Twitter ends up spewing out brilliant little comedy gems that we'd otherwise never have thought twice about. For instance, Twitter user @nathanwpyle took the time to put together some humorous sketches of what it'd look like if you had a dehumidifier that could also water your houseplants. 

Coworker Demands Mathematically Impossible Computer, Gets Proven Incompetent


People in IT get some tall orders, especially when they're trying to help the kind of people who think that smoke is a feature of their device. Not only do they have to contend with people who have no idea what they're doing, they also have to deal with people who think they know what they're doing, like this gentleman. Anyway, here are some IT memes for the people really holding up society as we know it.

Amazingly Dumb Decisions Made By Companies


For some reason it's almost a little reassuring that we aren't the only ones making dumb financial decisions and horrible business ideas. In a way it's nice that the people who head multi-billion dollar companies can have worse leadership skills than your uncle who keeps trying to get you to "loan" him your savings so he can start a caviar farm. 

Employee Doesn't Donate Vacation Hours To Coworker, Gets Called Out


This isn't the first time that we've come across an employee being given a hard time over not handing out their own hard-earned vacation hours, and we certainly doubt that it'll be the last time. When this employee decided that they weren't comfortable handing over their vacation hours to a coworker who was definitely going through a hard time, they proceeded to get ganged up on by their coworkers. The fact that the boss put up a spreadsheet that showed everyone's vacation hours is pretty shady as well. 

Entitled People Who Need A Reality Check


It's a question whose answer has eluded us for millennia: why can't all these entitled people just be cool? For the record, most people can go about their day without calling the cops on their neighbor's kid's lemonade stand. But the boss who expects their employees to lay their lives down for a candy bar or the lady on the street who steals welcome mats are all part of the tapestry of entitled people who make the world a less friendly place.

Millennial Memes For People Whose Backs Are Starting To Hurt


Other than the squishy age range, what truly defines "being a millennial?" Is it an outlook thing? Is it a "everyone having the same nostalgic memories about blockbuster" thing? Whatever it is, the elders of the group are knocking on the door of 40. Here are some more memes for the aging millennials and xennials.

Skyrim Memes For A Ten-Year-Old Game That Are Still Relevant Somehow


For some reason we keep coming back to this friggin' game. Maybe it's because it's just that good? Maybe it's because our lives are just that empty of meaning? Maybe it's because we'll lie to ourselves that we'll finally do a mage build instead of falling into stealth archery like we always do, the pull stronger than gravity. For some more funny garbage about a game that would be in 4th grade by now, here are some Elder Scrolls Memes that are as Tamriel as it gets.

Mechanic Refuses To Do Job, Man Takes Revenge


This pro revenge story is something special. Specifically because this guy and the mechanic were able to sort out their differences when it was all said and done. If this revenge story got you going check out another recent pro revenge story that we ran about an owner who tried to micromanage their employees, fired them on the spot, and then got fired by his very employees.

Woman Says She Was Attacked By Dark Energy At Gym, Twitter Reacts


We're no strangers to the bizarre and downright disrespectful reviews that are left by deceptive customers that tried to stink up the reputations of perfectly respectable establishments. With that being said, this has to be the first time that we've come across someone claiming that they were attacked by "dark energy" within a gym. Naturally, Twitter had some funny feelings about the whole thing. 

Boss Asks Employee To Work While On Vacation, Employee Does Research, Takes Permanent Vacation


The reality is that countless fed up employees out there come to a point where they don't end up quitting their jobs, they just go ahead and quit their bosses. It sounds like this employee was dealing with just a bit of an infuriatingly inconsiderate boss. Vacations are instrumental toward a general sense of well being and productivity from employees. Otherwise, the burnout is pretty much inevitable. It sounds like this employee hit their breaking point. The research and malicious compliance that ensued sure is something sweet. For another recent post we ran about malicious compliance, check out this story about an unfair teacher failing half the class, and then how the student settled the score.

Exaggerated Warnings People Got When They Were Younger


Just because someone's further on in their years than you, and aggressively insists that they've seen it all, doesn't for one second guarantee that they actually know what they're talking about. Unfortunately, many of us have fallen prey to exaggerated warnings that we received when younger and impressionable that ended up not being applicable to much of life at all as we get older. Maybe some of these will strike a chord. 

Beauty Pageant Contestant Attempts "And I Am Telling You", Disaster Ensues


There's a time and a place for most everything in this crazy life. Maybe, just maybe, this is one of those songs that she didn't need to sing to the crowd. But hey, to each their own. With that being said, the comments section didn't exactly love the performance. 

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Bird Hijacks Man's GoPro, Takes It For A Scenic Route


We sincerely hope that this is truly a video of a bird taking a man's GoPro camera for a joy ride around the neighborhood. Maybe that bird was just trying to help the dude out by providing an actual bird's eye view for the footage. 

Muhammad Ali Learning About Mt. Everest Is Extremely Muhammad Ali


The guy is learning about the specifics of Mount Everest and moments later declares that he would be the first man to make it up there solo. For a dude who called himself "The Greatest" it only makes sense.

Troubling Video Shows Girl Clean Boyfriend's PC With Soap And Water


Every now and again the wild world of TikTok spews out a video that's so foul, so vile, so deeply troubling that we find ourselves genuinely at a loss for words. Well folks, look no further than this video. Sit back in terrified fascination as you watch a girlfriend allegedly clean her partner's PC thingy with soap, water, and is that a toothbrush? I can't. I literally can't. 

Owner Tries to Micromanage Employees, Fires Them On The Spot, Rest Of Staff Fires Owner


Nothing can be more nightmarish for a hard working employee than to realize that a new owner of the company you work for has come in like a dark and ominous storm cloud to unleash havoc in an otherwise smoothly functioning, peaceful work environment. It sounds like this new owner was headed fast for nowhere good at all, from the moment that he bought the doctor's office. Fortunately, the employees that were on staff were more than ready to clap right back against all of his nonsense. Oh boy, to only have seen the look on the owner's face when he was forced to confront the righteous consequences of his actions.