Bridesmaid Gets Kicked Out Of Wedding For Cutting Hair, Sues Bride

Weddings undoubtedly have an uncanny knack for bringing out the very worst in people. It's a time that's absolutely ripe for reactions to get blown way out of proportion, and what naturally results are all kinds of dramatic blowups that really needn't ever happened in the first place. However, in this case, it sounds like the bridesmaid who was kicked out of the wedding by the bride after getting her very pricey haircut, had her understandable reasons. If you enjoyed this AITA drama, check out some more wedding drama with this bit about a groom's brother who called the fiancée a gold digger, and then proceeded to get kicked out of the wedding.

Guy Forgets Girlfriend's Birthday, Background Checks Her, Cringe Ensues

Perhaps a cringe-packed post like the one we have here will serve as all the motivation necessary for other people out there to mark their calendars with their partners' birthdays right now. To go ahead and run a background check on your partner because you can't remember their birthday is definitely a bold and inadvisable move, but hey, it's too late for this dude now. Hopefully the lesson was learned that day. 

Management Demands Doctor's Note From Sick Employee, Malicious Compliance Ensues

Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like having to deal with a manager who is so lost in their own power trip that they can't be troubled to express a generally acceptable level of human empathy. It sounds like "By The Book Bob" was managing in such a style that it was only a matter of time before he got put in check with some sweet, malicious compliance. If this story got you going, keep feeding that malicious compliance fix with this post about a belligerent neighbor damaging a family's car, refusing to own up, and then having the whole thing backfire terribly.

Wholesome Twitter Thread On Different Ways To Express Love

Look, man. Love can be a terribly complicated thing to try to express. Some people were born with the ability to express that absolute all-consuming, lighting in a bottle feeling that is love, and others experience their struggles with it. The point is that if the love is really there, and it's real, it'll find its way out into the open eventually. Maybe a nice and wholesome thread like the one we have here from Twitter user @neurowonderfulwill serve to help the cause. 

Employee Gives Two Weeks Notice, Hotshot Manager Tries To Fire Employee, Gets Demoted

Power can certainly get to some people's heads more than others. It sounds like this new hotshot manager was inconsolably blinded by the newfound power that they found themselves in possession of due to their new position. Well, let's just say that after the employee they kept trying to fire had had enough, they got their rightful comeuppance. Would've loved to have seen the look on the hotshot manager's face when they realized they'd managed to get themselves demoted. 

Boston Dynamics Has A Parkour Robot Now

Well, they've finally done it. Robots have covered so much ground in just the past few years that they've made it to 2007. With parkour under their belts, it'll be no time until they master planking and develop diet coke and mentos technology.

Man Forges Interstate Highway Sign On LA To Help People Avoid Getting Lost

Bad freeway signs that are so infuriatingly ambiguous that they never actually manage to successfully show busy drivers where they're supposed to exit or transition can make life a whole lot more difficult. So, this guy pulled off nothing short of a heroic stunt. Plus, the music itself makes the video that much more unforgettable. 

Tim Tebow Gets Released By Jaguars, Twitter Goes In On Him

To say that Tim Tebow's stint as a Tight End for the Jacksonville Jaguars was short-lived would actually be an understatement. The dude had one unforgettably awful showing. He put on a master class in how to not lay some blocks on people. Twitter was already having a passionate field day over his game against the Cleveland Browns. And now we have this fine update about Tebow's status in the NFL. Truly, what's next, folks? 

Panda Express Employee Reveals How To Make Orange Chicken In Viral TikTok

TikToker @theycallmevero took the internet by storm when she decided to go ahead and reveal the step-by-step cooking process that goes into preparing Panda Express' infamous Orange Chicken. Not only does she do a great job at providing all of the necessary information, but she also shows off some pretty impressive cooking skills. Apparently she'd just started the job too. We're ready for the next recipe reveal. 

Irish People Are Ruthless Fashion Critics (21 Tweets)

Seriously, the Irish are absolutely not to be underestimated when it comes to just how creative and staggeringly ruthless they can get when it comes to drumming up rare insults directed toward people's fashion choices. But hey, maybe you're someone who enjoys setting yourself up for a proper roasting. It can be genuinely entertaining to see what kinds of insults people will come up with when they're put to the challenge. 

Entitled Bride Doesn't Want Fiancé's Grandma At Wedding Because She Isn't Cool

Weddings are supposed to be about love and commitment, but man do they tend to bring out the worst in people. Here we've got the bride who doesn't want grandma coming just because she thinks it will be impossible to cut loose with her around, and absolutely everyone agreeing that maybe it's not that big a deal. Has she ever been to a wedding? For some more drama, here's a craigslist ad seeking a wedding date for a Karen aunt as well as a Karen bride who kept all the money from her cancelled wedding.

Pompous "Geniuses" Who Need A Prescription For Chill Pills

Its hard to describe pompous assy-ness, but you know it when you see it. The world is full of self-titled geniuses who spray the internet with their bragging. Whether it's telling dates that they're too smart for them, complaining about the terrible curse of their own knowledge, using words they learned four minutes ago, or not getting obvious jokes, it's always a harder time when the comments section gets bombarded with people bragging about their IQ.

Signs Kids Are Dumber Than Bushels of Hammers

One doesn't have to search long to find stupid proof that kids are almost a different species. It's honestly surprising that they don't get their heads stuck in more buckets than they already do. If anyone was thinking about having kids, just take a gander some of these moments of kids being stupid and weird to really drive home the facts of what it is you're in for.

Creative Tumblr Post About The Monster That Lives Under The Bed

There are plenty of kids out there that grow up, letting their rampant imaginations get the best of them. Suddenly, they're possessed by an all-consuming fear that they need to be on the panicked lookout for some monsters under the bed. What a terrible predicament. Well, Tumblr user bethanythemartian decided to offer up her own imaginative take on the tale, and it ends up invoking some of the feels. Check out some more recent gold from the world of Tumblr with this inspirational Tumblr thread about embracing the lazy life.

Karen Gets Evicted, Lies About Her Eviction, Landlord Uses Old Lease To Win In Court

The thing about some of the world's most blatant liars is that they're not even close to having enough necessary sense to pull off their infuriating games of deception. It sounds like this particular Karen was destined for ultimate disaster from the very start. The reality is that Karen never should've tried in the first place. For some more Karen drama check out this story about a Karen customer ordering an extra sauced pizza, pitching a fit over it, and then basically just getting some pizza soup.

Twitter Thread: Notes On Customers Not Being Right

In a situation where you actually have control over who you're doing business with, and can afford to not deal with someone's petty BS, it's pretty awesome to just say "no." This twitter thread talks about the idea of boundaries in client relationships. Most notably, not being bullied by the jackass who payed you to do something you're great at and thinks they can micromanage everything you do before being displeased, like this lowballer who didn't want to pay, and the artist wasn't having it. Here are some more work horror stories.

People's Most Champion Farting Moments

Horrible farting. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Hot, fetid, and not as refreshing as Summer's Eve. Some people don't find farts funny. Those people lack humanity, and are sociopaths at best. Maybe it's because sociopaths have a poor sense of smell? People have notable gaseous productions, be they times they tricked a boss into thinking the fridge was out, silenced an argument or made a dog gag. For some more vileness, here's the story of a news cameraman who got food poisoning at an old folks home and ended up filming more than he bargained for as well as the musings of sewage tank trucks.

Boyfriend Wants Girlfriend To Pay Him For Ride, She Refuses

My dude, this is clearly not the way. This guy had the audacity to ask his girlfriend to pay him for a ride, just because she would've paid the Uber driver that she'd normally have called, anyways. Um, what happened to helping your partner out and not expecting anything in return? This relationship's showing an alarming sign of going nowhere fast. You can probably imagine what folks had to say about the whole thing in the comments section. 

People's Worst Job Interview Fails

Anyone's nerves can quickly get the best of them. At a moment's notice your brain might decide to throw you into a completely disorienting panic where you find yourself uncontrollably shaking, sweating profusely, and blabbering like a newborn baby. The hope is that such a state doesn't come for someone when they're in the middle of an otherwise smooth job interview. But hey. Life's a game of ups and downs. Can't have one without the other. Can't have those momentary wins without the fails. Maybe these people's job interview fails will make you feel better about any of your own. 

Inspirational Tumblr Thread On Embracing The Lazy Life

With a deepening dependency on technology can come an even more rampant usage of social media and other apps on our phones. All of this screen time can end up contributing toward quite the stressful emotional rollercoaster of just trying to make it in this life from a relatively peaceful and centered place. The value of slowing down amidst the chase for that next paycheck can't be expressed enough. Not only that, but it sounds like it's a collective biological inclination to not feel the need to grind all the time. A little laziness here and there should be encouraged, not condemned. For another entertaining read from Tumblr check out the time that an employee took a petty revenge on a raging Karen.

Exasperated 747 Pilot Calls Out All The Liars On TikTok

While TikTok has managed to do a pretty solid job at exposing some of the world's most disrespectful Karens for their belligerent antics, the app has also exacerbated the creation of completely illogical "informational" videos that absolutely reek of BS. This real life 747 pilot has had enough of all the misinformation from TikTokers. We're excited for his next video. 

Dude Shows How To Tie Down A Watermelon

We don't know about you, but we have a serious problem when we go to the store to buy one watermelon, throw it in the back of our pickup, and drive home while zig-zagging across the road like a club-footed crab. We keep getting home, finding melon splattered all over our pickup and end up having to toss our hard-earned melon in the trash, and go back to the store, just to repeat the process 5 to 10 times that day until we give up. We keep thinking to ourselves, "If only there were a convoluted solution to this problem that could take seven minutes of knot-tying!"

Tim Tebow Debuts At Tight End, Hauntingly Terrible Blocking Ensues

Tim Tebow made his "grand" debut as a tight end for the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday, when they squared off agains the Browns for their preseason opener. To say that Tebow was struggling when it came to putting decent blocks on guys, would be an understatement. Seriously, the lowlights were coming out of the woodwork for Tebow. Clearly, something needs to change. The fact that this video ended up going viral after another video of Tebow trying to put a failed block on a guy says it all. 

Karen Has Meltdown Over Woman's Service Animal Right In Front Of Her

People that don't have the decency in their hearts to respect other people's need for service animals are on a very low level of their own. Honestly, it seems like the Karen in this video is in dire need of a reality check. You can see the mounting tension in the faces of the other customers that are unfortunately stuck in the same room as her. Shoutout to TikToker @chaoticqxeen for capturing the unfortunate interaction in this video, and showing the rest of the online world what definitely qualifies as unacceptable behavior. Pull it together, Karen. 

Process Servers' Most Bizarre Scenarios Serving People

The process servers in this world deserve way more recognition than they get for having to be on the frontlines of some truly bizarre behavior from a wild bunch of human beings. This is just the kind of thread that will either swiftly convince people that were considering careers as process servers to abandon that idea, or to just double down on the whole thing. You'd certainly be guaranteed to have your fair share of unforgettable days on the job. 

Lowballer Won't Pay For Completed Work, Artist Isn't Having It

It shouldn't be that hard for this lowballerto understand. If you tell someone that you're gonna pay them to do a thing and then they do that thing, and then you don't pay them, they don't have to give you access to that thing. It's the same reason miffed contractors make the news every few months for taking their backhoes to some sketchy client's newly completed storefront. For another wild encounter with a sketchy business, here's a sketchy business that got called out, then tried to accuse a freelancer of being a shyster.

Man Conquers Bus Driver's Chaotic Evil

Public transportation can try one's soul like none other. Whether you're caught up in a regular work commute where you're forced to take the subway, and share a tightly packed space with a cast that's composed of equal parts frustrated, miserable, and downright insane individuals; or maybe you take the bus. The thing about the bus in particular is it can end up being a terribly frustrating game where you find yourself chasing a bus down one day, after the driver filled your heart with hope only to stomp that right out. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about eating good meals at crime fronts.

Walmart Manager Fires Guy From Job That Isn't His

What happens when someone who isn't your boss fires you from a job you don't have? Well, this. Even when confusion comes to play, sometimes the right people get hired and fired, like this secret shopper Karen who got fired for being too much of a Karen or this wholesome time the janitor dressed up, got confused with the manager and got his job.

Sign Jokes For Those Who Prefer Their Puns Large and In Public

Why do we like funny signs? Maybe seeing something in big letters just makes it nicer? Someone had to get some big letters, and sometimes even a long pole with a suction cup on the end, to share these sign jokes and wisdom with the world. It's always worth it for the dad jokes. For some scatological service signs, here are some musings on sewage trucks.

Dog Is Dang Good At VolleyBall

There's no rule that says a dog can't play volleyball. It's nice that someone gets to have a dog that's this skilled. Sure, every dog we've ever had has only excelled at licking itself and trying to bite children, but every animal is an individual with its own strengths and weaknesses.