Sunday, July 25, 2021

Tenant Gets Unfair Fine, Pays In 37 Installments


This tenant was just trying to make things more convenient for their neighbors, but management wasn't about that. So naturally, things got very inconvenient for management. Why do people have to power trip anyway? It goes to show that it doesn't take much to throw a satisfying wrench into the gears of the powers that be. For more people standing up against totally stupid fees and fines, here's a guy who got hounded for trivial debt and sent them a dime and here's a guy who mudded himself out of a BS car rental fee.

Entitled Stranger Expects Custom Wedding Order As A Gift


The world's not going to run out of aggressive entitlement any time soon. It seems as if we're destined to continue crossing paths with ignorant walks of life that have deluded themselves into thinking they'll be able to lowball sellers that know way better than to fall for the ridiculous antics. This particular choosy beggar expected a stranger to give them a custom wedding order as a gift. Well, that whole approach didn't work out for them. Check out some more entitled people and their uproarious demands over here

Nostalgic Twitter Thread On Wild, Obscure, And Cursed TV Shows


Some of these television programs give off straight up fever dream vibes. Seriously, I'd imagine that some of these shows were aired at very unique times. Maybe during those early hours of the morning where you might find yourself caught in a dreamlike state, unable to fall back asleep, and watching whatever you can find on TV. So, naturally you settle on a promising TV show like Snorks. 

A Quick Crash Course On Scorching Irish Insults


We're big fans of the rare insults over here. You know, those insults that are inventive, cunning, utterly ruthless, and ideal for stowing away in your arsenal for the next time that you're inspired to crush someone's spirit in a way that they've never had their spirits crushed before. As it turns out, Irish insults are pure gold. They could definitely fit well into some creative writing as well, if you're ever on the hunt for ways to spice up that dialogue between characters. Check out some more rare insults that creatively roasted people to oblivion over here

Daughter's Twitter Thread Secures Dad New Job At Costco


The internet doesn't have to be all panic-inducing headlines and general news of apocalyptic events looming on a foreboding horizon. No, sometimes we can welcome in a sweet wave of wholesome goodness that uplifts the spirits. In this case, we have a loving daughter who takes it upon herself to tap into the world of Twitter to ultimately end up securing her dad a new gig at Costco. It's pretty cool when perfect strangers come together on the internet to help out other people that in no way will be giving them anything back in return. If you're looking for some more wholesome, check out these wholesome memes to hit the feels button

Entitled People and Total Karens Who Graced The World With Their Audacious Behavior


The world has more than its fair share of entitled folks with uproarious demands. There are people out there who believe it's more than fair to charge someone for the opportunity to take care of their kids, There are Karens who are more than willing to call the police over people making the "bleep bloop" sound when they lock their cars or leave a ranting yelp review because they couldn't return a 90% eaten hot dog. It's wild out there. The hypocrisy is palpable, like when thissketchy business got called out and accused a freelancer of being a shyster.

People's Most Incriminating "It's Not What It Looks Like" Moments


Mistaken intent and serious misjudgment can be a real monkey on our backs. Sometimes it feels like we're all working just to prove to other people that we're not horrible creeps, thieves or morons. Most times it's easy to not look like a lascivious rabble-rouser. But sometimes you're caught in a vulnerable position bending over to grab a pen cap and there's just no convincing your coworkers that you weren't just trying to smell your boss's chair. What can you do. Here are some times people proved they weren't the dumb one, or for some more foibles, bold and mistaken customers who were at the wrong store.

13 Ridiculous, Funny, And Bizarre Spotify Playlists


Twitter user @weirdspotify has tapped into something special here. Specifically, we're talking about a Twitter account that's dedicated to featuring a series of ridiculous and highly entertaining Spotify playlists. As it turns out, the world of music contains so many songs that it's relatively easy to put together funny playlists that actually make sense by making use of relevant song titles. Really, at their core, these are art. 

Boyfriend Asks For $5K Loan From Girlfriend, Girlfriend Rejects Request, Boyfriend Gets Upset


Money can complicate an otherwise peaceful relationship very quickly. It sounds like this couple was fairly new in their love affair, but that didn't stop the girl's boyfriend from asking her for a sizable $5K loan. Even though she's clearly well off in terms of what she has saved, it's a pretty bold request to make so early in a relationship. On top of that, the guy didn't take too kindly at all to the rejection. Could be a bit of a red flag situation going on. 

Ultima Online Player Unleashes Nuclear Revenge As Tavern Owner


Many of us can get hopelessly invested in our video game adventures. With a legendary game like Ultima Online it's only a matter of time before you find yourself meticulously planning some kind of devilish act. In this case, we have quite the unforgettable tale about the time a player decided to be the tavern owner that'd ultimately end up unleashing an utterly ruthless nuclear revenge on the game's townspeople. 

Amusement Park Ride Operator Gets Justice On Rude Karen


Is there a lesson here? Maybe something like "don't be miserable to the person controlling the ride." Maybe it's "don't go on rides if you know you hate them." Or maybe there are stories with no actual lessons, and things just happen sometimes. Either way, Karen could have played her cards better. For another episode in the adventures of Karen, here's asecret shopper Karen who was too much of a Karen so she got fired.

Lousy Boss Doesn't Like To Pay Employees, Gets Reported To Labor Board


The professional world has far too many shady bosses that are trying to pull fast ones on employees that they vastly underestimate. There had to have been some kind of morally centered voice echoing with pleas in the back of this guy's brain to just pay his employees like he was supposed to. But alas, no such action occurred. So, the labor board made the very necessary intervention. For another pro revenge tale check out the time that a client tried to screw an employee over by locking out of the system, and then it totally backfired

Married People's Unexpected Proposal Stories


The movies have an uncanny knack of convincing people that the whole business of a proposal needs to be nothing short of a theatrical experience worthy of being on the big screen itself. Well, the reality is that there are plenty of proposals out there that defy the status quo, and go way outside the box. Maybe these people's proposals will go on to inspire other romantic people out there to do things just a bit differently. 

Wrong But Delightful Alternate Names Kids Have For Stuff


Let's get it out of the way right now, kids are dumb as rocks and weird as heck. But that doesn't mean that they can't make decent or at least amusing contributions to the world of linguistic foibles. It means they're pretty great at saying things wrong all the time. The fact that kids are dumb, strange people means that they're an excellent resource for "the wrong thing to say."

Saturday, July 24, 2021

Parents Want To Name Kid After "Red Dead Redemption 2" Character, Grandma Freaks Out


Anyone out there who is familiar with the Red Dead Redemption video games is probably well tuned into the fact that the games' storylines and characters were strikingly well developed. Red Dead Redemption is just one of those video games that you don't easily forget. On top of that, it's dangerously easy to completely lose yourself in the meticulously crafted, beautiful world within the game. So, when these parents who are both avid gamers decided that they wanted to name their kid after their favorite character in Red Dead Redemption 2, it was really on grandma to not stage a toxic, outrageously narcissistic temper tantrum. Folks in the comments section were in agreement that grandma could've handled the situation better. 

Guy Goes All Out On Powerpoint Profile For Tinder Match


All hope is apparently not lost in the strange land of Tinder. Yep, as it turns out Tinder isn't a realm that exclusively hosts cheesy, bizarre, and downright shameless pickup lines. There are actually people out there like this dude that put in the extra effort to impress their matches with a bit of creative flair and self deprecating humor. The real question is whether or not this guy's strategy ended up working out for him. You'd hope that he at least fielded some kind of response. 

News Cameraman Gets Food Poisoning at Old Folks Home, Films More Than He Bargained For


We've all had brutal work days, but based on this guy's performance, it sounds like he deserves an Emmy. It's weird when you can put together the puzzle pieces of your own misery as it happens in real time. Absurdly bad things happen and man, we just gotta live with our mistakes. Here's a guy who didn't know he had been living with athletes foot for years.

Dad-Level Jokes That Are Bigger And Father Than Ever


Be they horribly clever or just horrible, we never fail to enjoy the dad jokes that go father than ever before. Why do dads love puns? Probably because any other funny thing they have to say would most likely be about your mom or make you want to barf. So for everyone's comfort and safety, we have dad jokes that deliver dad shelf humor. For a dad bein' a real dad about things, here's a Tumblr thread on a wholesome and hilarious dad.

16 Funny, Strange, And Cringeworthy Tinder Moments


Tinder's established quite the impressive reputation for being a home to all kinds of ridiculous and shameless pickup lines. It's a wild west of sorts, where people go to say the things to other people that they'd otherwise never be caught out in public saying -- let alone on a date. With all of that being said though, every now and again people actually seem to make some meaningful connections. It probably helps if you're like the dude who went ahead and made his literal bio a Powerpoint presentation. I just hope that nobody mistakenly swiped left on his bio because they were trying to flip through his presentation. 

Dumbest Things People Have Done On Auto Pilot


We're all susceptible to brain farts. You know, those moments when the lights upstairs temporarily turn off and you end up catching yourself in the middle of a dauntingly mindless act. It's almost like a glitch in the matrix kind of moment. One moment you seem to have your act together, maybe getting yourself ready for a productive day at work, and then suddenly you find yourself dropping your phone into a cup of coffee when you meant to be pouring creamer in there. 

Funny Tweets To Build Character And Cultivate Strength


Can other people's anecdotes and tweets motivate us to become better people? The answer is a resounding "maybe, but probably not." That said, there are many funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later that could definitely make you a hit at a party for about 45 seconds. Sure it's 45 seconds, but what a wonderful 45 seconds. So there's that. And also sick Tweets from the Twitterverse.

Wife Proposes Open Marriage, Furious That Husband Gets Date First


It goes to show that open relationships are best reserved for people who are actually capable of maturely dealing with all the possible outcomes of such an arrangement. Honestly, that probably rules out a lot of us. We're still out here trying to not have dates so bad we go "screw this I'm out." For some more drama, here's the woman who stole a pregnancy test, announced her pregnancy, and was wrong. For marks of healthier relationships, here are people's favorite bits to annoy their spouses.

Goofs and Blunders That Should Have People Rethinking Their Choices


We are people, and we are the proud glowing, mothers of our own blunders, goofs, mistakes and chaos. Observe as we huff and puff, screaming in agony as we push out these facepalm moments made possible by the brutally stupid. And stand there dumbfounded as we drive home with a brand new wet, crying misfortune Monday, available on alternating Mondays, sometimes.

Lousy Interviewee Tries To Lie Their Way Into Job, Company Sees Through It


Trying to blow that smoke during an interview is a surefire way to lose credibility and respect from whoever is interviewing you, right off the bat. The thing about the game of lies is that it can oftentimes be very easy to see right through by the people that have a decent enough grasp on their senses. In the case of interviewee "X", their whole schtick didn't end up working out too well for them at all. It sounds like they were just the kind of employee that multiple companies didn't particularly enjoy having around. Hopefully they learned their lesson. For some more juicy tech support drama check out the time that a company continually demanded a password, how tech support said no, and then the drama that ensued.

Sketchy Business Gets Called Out, Accuses Freelancer of Being a "Shyster"


Here we have a business trying to get a dude to work on a "trial basis" essentially giving them the ability to fire him and take credit for anything he does for them. Just so happens that like any other entitled folk, they aren't happy about it. What a bunch of gagoots. And saying you're "willing" to not pay someone is almost like if someone tried to Jedi mind trick you without using the force so it's just a jackass in a bathrobe waving his hands around. For some true shyster behavior, here's the entitled mom of 4 who tried to swindle her babysitter.

Most Unexplainable Things That Ever Happened To People


Life is a mysterious matter. Oftentimes we allow ourselves to get caught up so deeply in our daily routines that we conveniently forget that every moment we're pretty much living on the edge of unpredictable chaos. You very well might've already had your own glitch in the matrix moment. Or maybe these people's stories about the strangest things that ever happened to them will leave you with just a little bit more wonder about this whole crazy little thing called existence. 

Hilariously Specific Times People And Stuff Got Singled Out


There are times when the universe chooses one person and says "it's your day, buttercup." Sometimes it's totally merited when people and things are singled out, other times it's completely random. But at least it's always interesting when you walk into an establishment and there's a sign that says "welcome everyone except Todd and you know why." It's just one of those humorously absurd times people and things got singled out.

First Dates That Made People Go "Screw This I'm Out"


It's really honestly not that hard to not be a horrible date. As long as you have basic hygiene, pay some attention to the other person and refrain from telling that one story (you know the one), you're probably going to be okay. With that said, people have some pretty bad first dates. Here are some other times people had "screw this I'm out" moments.

"Very Important" Man Demands AC Turned Off In Mid Summer


It just so happens that the people who demand things the loudest are most often the people who know the least about what they want. But hey, he's a very important man, so what he says goes. Here's a Karen who demanded exact change, then got upset when she got it. There's just no pleasing some people.

Delectably Tidy Things That Fit Perfectly


Why is it so satisfying when something fits so perfectly? Maybe we just like to see an efficient use of space? Maybe it's because seeing something fit like a glove makes us believe, even for a second, that some things are just meant to be. Like, there's some kind of divine force weaving the fabric of space and time together in a way that's actually neat and tidy. Maybe it makes us feel like there's actually order and meaning to our lives, and we're not all chaos, like a thousand pinballs bouncing into each other at random. Or maybe not. Here are some satisfying images of aesthetic perfection.