Thursday, May 27, 2021

Snoop Dogg Realizes He Left His Stream Live For Hours


I wonder what kinds of panicked thoughts must've been racing through Snoop Dogg's mind when he realized that he'd accidentally left his live stream rolling for over eight hours. Maybe he was racking his brain tryin to remember what he could've done in front of the camera over that timespan to potentially put himself in hot water. Or, maybe, must maybe Snoop Dogg don't care at all. 

Woman Remembers Every Moment Of Her Life, Proves Journalists Wrong


Jill Price managed to blow a whole ton of apprehensive journalists away when she went on to prove that she can indeed remember every moment from her life. I wonder if it's one of those things that you can just turn off and on at will (all the time), or if you randomly become completely drowned in tidal waves of memories resurfacing from the deepest layers of your memory banks at inopportune times. 

Airport Karen Breaks The Rules, Throws Temper Tantrum, Asks For Manager


This viral video from TikToker @kevdurio19 has been making the rounds, and it's no surprise. It contains a remarkably perturbed Karen, who after entering a restricted area at the airport, proceeds to stage a childish meltdown as she asks for the manager. The manager is probably the last person you want to be talking with after breaking the rules at the airport, Karen. But hey, she was clearly so blinded by rage that she fell back on what she knew best. 

Wholesome Senior Mistakes Man For Taxi Driver, Cheery Ride Ensues


It's quick and uplifting stories like the one we have here that manage to temporarily restore our otherwise dwindling faith in humanity. Sometimes life presents you with the kind of curveball that basically asks what you're going to do about it? If it's a case of someone just being plain old nasty, you might have to assume the defensive stance. But, if it's a happy senior who is clearly innocently confused, you might just err on the side of being a kind human. A kind human like the one we have here. 

Dogs With Embarrassingly Laughable Haircuts


Okay, sometimes dogs need to be shaved for medical reasons. That doesn't make them look less silly, but at least those ones have an explanation. The ones where you can tell people deliberately tried to make their dog look dumb? What's that all about? For some more funny looking dogs, here are some sleepy dogs in goofy positions.

Family Complains About Pizza Sauce, Get Served Humble Pie


If you have a family member go out of their way to prepare a nice homemade meal like pizza for you, it's probably in your best interest to work real hard at not staging a whole meltdown over something like there "being too much sauce." It sounds like the chef in this scenario had hit their breaking point, and thus decided to stage their own saucy petty revenge. Check out more people's finest moments of revenge over here. 

Entitled People and Their Absurd Games


It's hard to know what to expect when crossing paths with an entitled person and their excruciating behavior. There are people out there who expect that they can pay rent with chill vibes. There are customers who will try to tip with monopoly money. There are people who will write a strongly worded email complaining about the free donuts they get at the office. The world is a show when entitled people are let out to play.

CEO Thinks Computer's Been Hacked, Learns How Keyboard Works


While the nature of this hilarious tech support tale makes for quite the delicious fail, it's a little understandable how blinding panic can give way to overlooking the obvious solutions. Sometimes, your brain goes into a survival mode of sorts, and in that process, you end up looking right past the clear solution that was right in front of you. Based off the comments section, it sounds like this kind of thing can happen quite often to the more technologically-challenged folks. For some more gold from the tech support world, check out this tech support employee who got fired and unfired on the same day. 

Now-Obsolete Technology That People Remember When It Was New


Aside from the nostalgic powers of remembering old things we used to like, there is something really weird about being able to look back in your own life and see the signs of changing times. It's mind-boggling to think that only a few years ago, people were paying big money for VHS players and texting each other heartfelt messages using only a number pad. Time doesn't just make things obsolete, popularity and money can ruin good things too.

Sibling Memes For Those Who Never Got To Sit In The Good Chair


Having siblings is a learning experience. You need to learn how to pour more than one cup of juice totally equally. You need to learn how to not be creeped out by sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat. You must navigate the hard road of not getting to sit in "the good chair." But with those hard lessons comes having some of the closest relationships people can have. For the parents, here are some parenting memes for the perpetually stressed.

"Not My Job" Moments and Unprofessional Design Choices


Our world is filled to the brim with unprofessional "not my job" moments. While they may be inconvenient to the users themselves, it is pretty funny to see a "storp" sign. And as much as we all want to get away with doing as little work as possible, some "not my job" moments and design fails are just too noticeable to not become a thing.

Escalating Feud Results In Dad Engineering Brother's Arrest


There are some family members who just should never live in the same town. Some personalities - family or not - just don't mix well with one another. On top of that, if you end up dealing with a particularly irrational individual like the uncle in this tale of a family feud, then it really ends up being a lose-lose kind of situation. It seems like the uncle was going to remain stubborn on not making the peace. If this story got you going, check out another pro revenge tale of this coworker who got fired for a workplace complaint, and then ended up coming back as the boss. 

Girl Lets Perfect Stranger Into Home To Use Restroom, Gets Called Out


Well, that could've ended up devolving into a completely shady situation very, very quickly. The key takeaway for anyone in this hilarious little exchange is to absolutely not let a perfect stranger (no matter how perfect their physical makeup might be) come in and use your restroom. 

People's Wedding Objection Stories


Weddings have an uncanny knack for attracting all kinds of chaos. It's probably because you end up bringing together all kinds of family members that should just as much never be put in the same vicinity with one another. Well, in this fun AskReddit thread we have people disclosing their craziest, most unforgettable wedding objection stories. You can only begin to imagine where this is going. 

"Cool Guy" Rides Dirt Bike In Skate Park, Gets Asked To Leave, Tries To Act Tough


The cringe is running amok in this video of a "cool dude" trying to stir up some trouble at a skate park, while on his dirt bike. Man, some people get bored in this life, and really end up making complete fools of themselves. This guy's on his own level. 

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Dudes Use Flimsy Planks To Load Truck Onto Ferry, Actually Works


This is one of those plans that looks like it should have been doomed from the start. Even watching it a second time it looks like those planks are gonna snap and send that truck into the drink, but hey, sometimes it's good to be proven wrong. Whoever trusted their truck on those planks has earned themselves the insight to probably not do it again.

Science Man Explains Water-proof Water


Fumed silica is made of microscopic droplets of silica fused into chains. Its low density and high surface area makes it a thickening agent, but it has a lot of uses. It's used in toothpaste, cat litter and as a viscosity adjuster for paint, adhesives and other tons of other stuff. At least that's what we got from a cursory glance at Wikipedia. The more wow/science/fun/cool aspect of it is that it can make water hydrophobic.

Dude's Parkour Skills Are Off The Charts


Just in case you ever considered giving the whole parkour thing a try, this video might be just the inspiration you need to stick with all the training. Of course, it took this guy quite a long while to get to where he's at. 

Coworker Gets Fired For Workplace Complaint, Comes Back As Boss


This pro revenge tale is giving off some welcomed wholesome vibes. Some people in this world want the job, without having to put in the sufficient work. It's only a matter of time before they end up being served their rightful wakeup calls as a result. Check out some more revenge drama with this petty revenge tale about a dude who used fake mail to mess with his mail-stealing ex. 

Reasons People Absolutely Hate Their Neighbors


Some neighbors can end up being literal waking nightmares. It's like, one moment you naively assume that you're not living next to a complete head-case, and then the next moment you're pretty much ready to pack your bags and get as far away as possible from those nightmarish human beings. Hopefully none of these people's neighbor stories ring any bells. Check out some more of people's craziest neighbor stories over here. 

Lawyer Pulls Dash Cam Switcheroo On Rigid Insurance Attorney


Anyone in search of drama should highly consider any case of bad faith legal shenanigans. We don't know enough about law to know if people are allowed to do crap like this, but lawyers are experts in absolutely hammering at the rules to suit their needs, so anything could happen. Here are some things people later discovered were illegal.

Impressive Creations of Absurd Taste


Listen, no one is saying that a tattoo of Bobby Hill as Sailor Moon is inherently a bad thing. In fact, it can be done incredibly well. The real question people have is "why?" With enough artistic follow-through, any bad or weird idea can become a skillful creation of absurd taste. The world needs its hamburger dune buggies and armchairs with literal arms. They're impressive. They're also impressive creations of dubious taste.

Outlandish and Dumb Stuff People Tried Selling Online


The internet is a fascinating place full of opportunity and bizarre stuff people want to sell. For some reason there's always some kind of horribly creepy doll for sale, as well as rare or vintage Dorito. At least people are finding something to do with their time. Keep in mind, almost none of the dumb junk people try to sell online is worth buying, but it is worth looking at and going "yikes."

Mad Lads Who Brought The Banter And Shenanigans


While the rest of us toil and fret over the humdrum of daily life, there are mad lads out there who don't give a dang. They'll do or say anything it takes to achieve their bold desires or just mess with people. They act on pure instinct, sometimes to the point of deceit. But at the end of the day, there are no bones about it. These mad lads played the game their way.

Nail Polish Company Detests Honest Review


There's just something about crappy businesses where they seem to have a harder time than actual upstanding establishments, when it comes to dealing with negative feedback from perturbed customers. 

Jobs That Look Simple But Are Surprisingly Difficult


Different jobs come with different challenges, be they physical, emotional, or have you leaving every day with pants full of dirt. It's extremely easy to look at another person's profession and idealize it in your mind, but more often than not, the parts you get to see are just the easiest or most glamorous. These insider zookeeper secrets are a good example of the kind of behind the scenes crap everyone has to put up with. And of course some jobs are so ridiculous that people just quit on the first day.

Husband Has Gaming Issues, Gets Called Out, Pitches Fit


Man oh man, it sounds like this guy is just a bit of a handful. Clearly, there's some stuff boiling underneath the surface in this guy's life that's manifesting in him acting a fool the way that he is. And then he's deluded himself to such an extent that he can't even understand why people don't want to play video games with him. 

Design Fails That Could've Used A Second Set of Eyes


Designing things is hard. And it's not just a matter of spelling something correctly so that it doesn't accidentally say something filthy. Sometimes design fails exhibit really poor craftsmanship, horrible toilet placement or just a complete lack of sense. Whether it wields some kind of irony or is just sort of gross, design failures remind us daily that things can be worse.

AskReddit Thread: Things People Say To Scammers Instead Of Hanging Up


Unfortunately, an inevitable reality of having a phone in this day and age is that it's only a matter of time until you end up fielding a call from a nonsense-spewing scammer who is by their very design going to waste some of your time, that they quite frankly don't deserve. Maybe you'll pack a few of these sentiments with you for the next time that you end up being caught up on the phone with a scammer. 

Comedian Gives An Audience Member A Confetti Canon, Hilarity Ensues


The timing is really what ties this whole bit together. Couldn't have been any better.