Saturday, May 15, 2021

Spelling Failures That Really Shift The Bed


People aren't great at spelling, and boy does it show. Every time someone asks you to choose a restauraunt or asks about your plans for tommorrow, the regrettable and dumb spelling fails become apparent. Sometimes it almost seems as if it's a challenge for people to come up with the most dumb and creative spelling fails.

Twitter Thread: Dude Teams Up With Arizona Diamondbacks To Monitor Buddy's Date


Man, what a caring roommate this guy is. He decided to reach on out to the Arizona Diamondbacks on Twitter to coordinate an effort to check in on his buddy's date from afar. Suffice to say, the mission was most successful. This will either warm people's hearts, or inspire folks to NOT share with their friends that they're on dates. 

Neighbors Borrow Chairs Without Asking, Break Them


Whoever said to love thy neighbor wasn't thinking about these extremely petty things neighbors did. Typically it's parking related, like this HOA member who got a neighbor's car towed, then had the favor returned. This time the internet weighed in on the prospect of demanding chair repayment. But also, like, who just jacks someone's crap?

AskReddit Thread: Dumbest Things Students Got In Trouble For


School can get to be a very boring obligation, and it's only a matter of time before mischievous students end up stirring up some trouble to keep themselves entertained. With that being said, some actions absolutely don't warrant the punishments that they're met with. The folks in this AskReddit thread describe the most mind blowingly stupid things that they ended up getting busted for. Like, yo, let the kid look out the window and stare at the birds for a second. 

Friday, May 14, 2021

Student's Roommate Refuses To Clean Up, Student Child Proofs Kitchen Cupboards


Many of us have had our unfortunate encounters with an inconsiderate, immature, and grossly entitled roommate at one point or another. It's as if they fell through the cracks when it came to picking up the necessary tidbits of knowledge from the rest of society about how to be a socially, environmentally conscious roommate. It seems like this student's decision was fair enough considering the circumstances, and the fact that the dude seemed as if he wasn't going to change his ways. Check out some more roommate drama with this guy who outwitted his roommate using the Pavlovian Method. 

Belly Dancing Owner Stuns Gordon Ramsay


Um, you know you've hit a new high or low in life when you're on a show like Kitchen Nightmares, and you've somehow managed to stun the Gordon Ramsay. Talk about a surreal dining experience. 

Guy Gets Cab Ride In Driverless Car In Phoenix, Arizona


The future is now, folks. Many years ago if you were out and about talking about the impending reality of sharing the road with driverless cars you'd have been labeled delusional. Yet now, here we are. The car itself puts on quite the impressive show when it comes to how smoothly it's able to navigate the road. 

Tricky Bridge Claims Yet Another Unsuspecting Truck's Roof


Just in case you were unaware, the 11foot8+8 bridge has developed quite the notorious reputation online for its track record of claiming the roofs of trucks that fail to properly map out the height of the bridge vs. the height of the truck. Fortunately, it doesn't appear as if anyone is getting injured in the process. Just some blows to the egos. 

Sister Loses Car Privileges, Says Her Life Is Ruined


Man oh man, anyone who has a sibling knows that drama can break out over the silliest of things. In this case, we have someone's sister pitching a full on fit after having her car privileges revoked. It sounds like she wasn't respecting the car she was graciously being allowed to use at all. So, having those car privileges revoked seems completely understandable. 

Bridesmaid Sets Boundaries With Bride-To-Be, Sends Her Into Irrational Rage


Okay, there's just always going to be something about weddings that brings out people's crazy sides. It could be the fact the event itself is hyped up to such an extent that it invites people's irrational, inner perfectionist side to come join the party. The thing about trying to do anything perfect in this life is that it's impossible. You can pretty much count on something always not going as you planned it. Such is life. When you consider that the bride in this scenario literally signed off on the bridesmaid's dress, and then tries to backtrack, it just seems like a lose-lose situation. 

Entitled "Influencer" Expects Haircut For Cheap


This entitled "influencer" expected a big discount on a haircut because they were rocking ten thousand followers. Um, first off, these influencers need to give it a rest. Second, ten thousand followers is nowhere close to actually being able to call yourself an influencer. 

Man Mistakes Credit Card For Gift Card, Expensive Fail Ensues


I mean, it's genuinely hard to process the fact that we do indeed share a planet with hopelessly lost souls like the one in this story. The dude literally thought he was making his hefty purchases on a credit card, when in fact it was a credit card. Like, how do you end up in that kind of self-created debacle? The recklessness of blind ignorance is a mystifying thing to behold. 

Dad Breaks Out The Big Boat To Handle Lake Rascals


We love a good old-fashioned petty revenge where a dad gets fed up with someone's tomfoolery, and proceeds to enact a masterful petty revenge. In this case, we have a couple traditional troublemakers stirring up all kinds of mayhem at the lake. There's something about the lake where it just serves as this magnet for attracting some very far out individuals. 

Biggest Surprises People Experienced When Travelling


We all have preconceived notions of the places we hear about. "Paris is romantic" we think, before stepping off the plane and onto a rat who works nights as a chef. "Venice is also romantic" we think, before our gondola crashes into a fellow tourist and the gondola guys get into a naval fistfight. Every time we travel, we have an opportunity to learn.

"Ex Military Intelligence" Expects Internet Without Power


It seems like so frustratingly often that the very people that go out of their way to assure everyone that they know what they're doing, are actually hopelessly lost. In this case, it sounds like the "ex military intelligence" on staff could very likely have been making that whole prior life experience up. Like, how do you end up in a situation where you assume that your building will have working internet when the power's out? Something doesn't add up there. For some more tech support drama check out the time that a tech support employee got fired and unfired on the same day. 

Twitter Thread: People's Biggest Flops At Work


We all endure our off days. Some days are filled with more fails than others. It can feel as if the universe itself is proactively working against you. But hey, it's all about recognizing that to be a human being and exist in a world that by its very nature is spontaneous, is to always be susceptible to making mistakes. We can bond through the collective struggle. Or, at the very least, we can feel better about our own fails through reminding ourselves that there's always going to be someone else out there that's wiping out as well. 

Tumblr Thread: A Summer Camp Book Inspires Translation Fails


We love some good old fashioned translation fails. In this case, we have a funny little Tumblr thread shining light on a series of translation fails that resulted from trying to translate an English book from summer camp. Yes, it would certainly be terrifying if you were trying to chill at summer camp and had a ton of tiny wolves (chipmunks) running around the premises. Check out some more stupid, random, and brilliant gems from Tumblr over here. 

Slumlord Refuses To Give Tenant Security Deposit, Tenant Puts Slumlord Out Of Business


Unfortunately, the world's in no short supply of landlords that are blinded beyond belief by obscene levels of greed. All this greed can manifest into some very shady, generally immoral antics. In this case, it sounds like the slumlord was clearly not going to play nice, and return the security deposit to the tenants after they moved out. The good news is that the tenants didn't stand for it, and instead decided to fight back by ingeniously securing a website that'd go on to be the slumlord's ultimate archenemy. 

Picky Husband Makes House Hunting Difficult Task, Gets Called Out, Complains


The process of trying to secure a home with your partner can be an exciting, fulfilling, and nerve-wracking experience. With that being said, the last thing that you want to find yourself dealing with is an irrationally picky partner who seems like they're able to find something wrong with every option that comes across the table. It's all about meeting in the middle, and it sounds like this husband was ready to do nothing of the sort. And then when he gets called out for his antics, he complains that he's not in the wrong at all. 

Store Doesn't Want To Pay Employees For Extra Hours, Ignores Request, Chaos Ensues


Shady companies that try to take advantage of their employees through not paying them their well earned compensation, are really out there giving humanity a bad name. In this case though, we're just glad that the store was so strikingly foolish that they didn't even know that the very people they told to "suck it up or leave" were absolutely indispensable to the functioning of the store. As you might imagine, the fallout after those employees left was very brutal. For another malicious compliance tale, check out the time that a boss orchestrated their own downfall. 

AskReddit Thread: Cringe Moments That Haunt People To This Day


There's nothing like muddling through a cringeworthy experience that ends up becoming a memory that you just can't seem to shake. You'll be lying there at night, tossing and turning, perhaps caught up in an unfortunate bout with the stress sweats, just trying to forget about that one moment you'd just as much love to erase from your brain completely. Hopefully these people's stories of their own cringeworthy experiences make you feel better about the moments you've endured that relentlessly haunt you to this day. 

Man Encounters Real Life Elder Scrolls NPC


Um, okay, so this guy should clearly have a part in the next Elder Scrolls game. He's out there effortlessly rapping off nonsensical sentiments like a real life Elder Scrolls NPC. Of all the real life Elder Scrolls moments that the internet has produced, this one right here can't be beat. 

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Man Steals $400 Of Gas, Employee Gets The Last Laugh


Trying to pass off counterfeit bills is one of the dumbest things that a human being can do. Just picturing the look on this guy's face when he returned to the gas station, and saw those cops waiting to take him in is priceless. The fact that he had almost $2K of counterfeit bills on him was the true icing on the cake. 

Blindfolded Man Gets Bungee Jump Pranked At Bachelor Party


I mean, hey, that's what friends are for. You know, keeping you on your toes, and pulling ridiculous little stunts like the one we have here. This poor lad must've been so hopelessly confused the moment that he hit the water. 

Robert Pattinson's Fart Rants From "The Lighthouse" Is Pure Comedy Gold


There's no denying the fact that "The Lighthouse" was one whole trip of a cinematic experience. In particular, this segment where Robert Pattinson just goes off about some stench brewing in the lighthouse is pure comedy gold. 

Dude Loses Fake Tooth On Slingshot Ride, Has to Come Clean


The infamous slingshot has had its riders losing jewelry, passing out and screaming hysterically, but rarely does it make someone have to get real honest about their mouth situation. All in all, getting shot into the sky seems like a good way to get to know someone.

Guy Teaches A Lesson To Handicap Spot Hog


You see it over and over again, someone parks like a jackass, then finds that someone can be a jackass right back to them. This guy who wasted an illegally parked Karen's time is another good example. People will never learn when it comes to this stuff, which is why people keep having to step in.

Costco Parking Lot Drama Results In Petty Revenge


Parking lots can effortlessly bring out the very worst in people. Everyone can get so caught up in what's going on in their day, perhaps in a big old rush, that they end up momentarily sacrificing common social ettiquette. Maybe you've already experienced an unfortunate parking lot drama or two in your time. Kudos goes to this person for the way that they ended up handling their own parking lot fiasco. 

Choosing Beggar Asks For Computer Help, Assumes Stranger Will Pay For It


At first, you might be thrown off, cause it almost seems like they're not about to be an entitled, choosing beggar. In short time though, things escalate, and suddenly we have a choosing beggar showing their true face. They basically assumed that the very stranger helping them with computer tips, would also pay for the parts they recommended for purchase. Nope, that's not how it works. 

Boyfriend's Morning Routine Wakes Up Girlfriend, Girlfriend Sleeps In Guest Room, Boyfriend Complains


It sounds like this dude is far out there when it comes to the regimen he's adopted to be successful. Like, my dude, you probably don't need to get up at 3AM to seize the day. But if you insist on doing something like that, you should probably plan for your partner who you share a room with to be a little bit perturbed. It seems like these two need to have a clarifying conversation where they're able to work out some way to meet in the middle.