There are quite a few inappropriate places to fall unconscious, but the top of the list has gotta be "while leaning over a balcony." Right as he begins to fall unconscious he starts to fall for real, and he only has our MVP blue shirt guy to stop him from really messing himself up in the hardest-to-explain-way possible. Go mister blue shirt.
We're certainly more used to reading about tech support horror stories, but every now and again we encounter a tale that doesn't diminish our faith in humanity. Like this quick story for instance. You can vividly picture the wholesome silliness of Virginia, on the other end of the call. It definitely manages to paint a funny picture about how all this rapid technological development can manifest in the older generations helplessly trying to keep up with all the changes.
As if the world needed more reasons to love Mark Hamill. Kudos to him for managing to keep the secret for so impressively long.
Once you get down to it, it becomes pretty clear why things are in the state they are. We live in a world where on any given day you just might hear someone say the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Things get especially hairy when people have vastly different preconceptions about the nature of reality. What's worse is when people say absurd things in complete seriousness, cause that means their gonna be defensive about their misconceptions.
This is that rare, beautiful, profound moment that our teachers would ramble on about during school where math actually ends up serving us in our lives. Math can actually be fun and useful sometimes. Strange.
There's some intangible satisfaction one gets when seeing an artfully stacked pile of perfectly cut logs or a well-trimmed hedge. Maybe seeing satisfying images of aesthetically pleasing perfection just sparks something in our brains like, "oh wow, in this chaotic world, maybe there can be something stable and consistent, even if it is a stack of carrots or good latte art." Whatever it is, there's just something nice about things fitting perfectly.
Man oh man, what was this guy thinking? Did he want to start a whole drama with his wife? There was no way what he shared with her was going to be received in a positive light. Naturally, the folks in the comments section are in agreement that he was way out of line.
This delightful AskReddit thread has college professors describing the most profoundly, unbelievable things that their students ever did. Some of these insights might inspire you to take a walk down memory lane and relive your own moments in the classroom, where someone muttered off something so mindless nobody had any idea what to say.
Man oh man, anyone who has a sibling knows that drama can break out over the silliest of things. In this case, we have someone's sister pitching a full on fit after having her car privileges revoked. It sounds like she wasn't respecting the car she was graciously being allowed to use at all. So, having those car privileges revoked seems completely understandable.
Man oh man, nothing can quite grind the gears like having to deal with a management team that insists on giving you a hard time over something that you've rightfully earned in the first place. It sounds like this employee's nothing short of an all-star, and after they were given grief over taking lengthier breaks, they decided to flip it right back at the management team and show them why they shouldn't have given the employee a hard time in the first place. Check out another glorious malicious compliance tale with this boss who denied an employee's necessary PC upgrade, and then the malicious compliance that ensued.
We can always count on the wonderful, wandering minds of the strange Tumblr world to enlighten us on the things we'd otherwise never have thought twice about. In this case, we have an informative little Tumblr thread shining light on the actual meanings of commonly shared phrases. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this thread which shatters commonly held misconceptions about chickens, eggs, and honey.
It's rare to see a helicopter crash go so well. It's also refreshing and sort of nice to see something like this go down with a total lack of screaming or towering infernos. Yeah, it would be real scary to just drop out of the sky, but also this crash landing went more smoothly than some regular commercial airline flights we've been on.
Man, nothing quite melts our hearts like seeing some scammers get their rightful comeuppance. If you enjoyed this glitter bomb video, we definitely recommend you check out the time that package thieves and porch pirates were bested by a glitter bomb over here.
The history of the Justice League is almost as long as the Snyder Cut's runtime. And it's chock full of fascinating stuff, especially at the beginning like Wonder Woman's love of BDSM, Superman's origins as an evil homeless guy, and Darkseid's insatiable thirst for monogamy. Also, Batman was blonde. This is CanonBall.
Every now and again we come across a useful DIY recipe that just screams victory. In this case, we have TikToker@rickyreilly3 sharing his magical DIY recipe for some homemade Baja Blast. Definitely going to have to try this out soon.
This dude did his due diligence and followed the law to the letter, getting out of a bad deal with striking precision. Living situations can get to be a handful, like these nurses who took revenge on their roommate, or this woman who relocated her garden and upset her landlords.
Dogs have the uncanny ability to find themselves comfortable in the most uncomfortable of positions and places. Honestly some of these look like piles of legs. When some dogs aren't sleeping, they are professional dogs who take their work very seriously. Less professional dogs are just getting stuck in stuff. But there are some dogs out there who have stories told about them. Here's a dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.
People are people and we make mistakes. Here's a dude who thought he was applying to a job in his own city, but low and behold, the listing was extremely easy to misread. For some more mix-ups, here's a guy who thought a date was a job interview and here's a woman who thought an office was a dog sitting company for months.
Man oh man, it sounds like this "Chad" figure learned his lesson the hard way. He didn't want to go and waste his time on what he thought were a couple of cheap customers, and then proceeds to learn that they had far more money than he originally gave them credit for.
Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh revenge of the week. This classic tale of revenge centers on an employee spearheading a revolution against a shady, dishonest manager. Manager should've just told the truth, and maybe all of this could've been avoided.
Sure a desktop file can definitely look like a link that anyone can access, but that doesn't make it so. This employee shut down a ridiculous request with an extremely clear metaphor. Tech support has to face some real wildness in the form of harsh moments of technological goreas well as bluffing Karens and customers who don't understand what "wireless mouse" means.
Anyone who has ever had a pet knows that they can end up getting themselves into quite the entertaining, absurd series of predicaments. They also have a profound ability to encourage each of us to stop worrying about everything going on in our lives, and just laugh. Also, what's with dogs and goldfish being scared of their own farts?
This dad decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to determine whether or not he was in the wrong after lying to his son about his bike being stolen, with the intention of teaching the kid a lesson. Some folks in the comments section are suggesting that his decision to lie like he did could result in his kid developing trust issues. While others seem to think that the dad wasn't in the wrong at all.
We get it, most movies need a central conceit in order to make the plot actually work. No one is saying that every movie should end in five minutes with a phone call or the decision to "not stay at the creepy mansion." What gets frustrating is having to watch a bunch of movies that only work because the characters involved are unbelievably dumb. It's kind of like these unrealistic movie details that will never stop being annoying.
We don't really think about bricks. In a world where new buildings are steel and transparent, the brick has become a symbol of rugged pragmatism of days past. But in the right hands, a few bricks can become a highly aesthetic thing of satisfying perfection. They're graceful. Very unlike these "not my job" moments of incompetent construction or these OSHA safety failures.
For those not in the know, before all this nonsense, there was a legendary user named Ken M. He kicked around Yahoo News, Facebook, and various other comments sections extolling the virtues of extremely confident hypocrisy and delectably creative nonsense. Without Ken M, the internet wouldn't be quite the same.
This enlightening Tumblr thread seeks to break down some commonly held misconceptions about farming practices. It's pretty evident that whoever chimes in on this post wants folks to embrace local farming. But with that being said, always fun to learn some new stuff. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr story about an alien invasion fought off by wildlife over here.
There are only so many videos that have that magic, artistically satisfying combination of timing and subject. A surprised belch a well-timed beefer, paired like a fine wine at a fancy restaurant. It hits all the right patterns, like the Fibonacci sequence. Anyway, here's Wendy Williams burning the candle at both ends.
Just when you think people might be starting to get reasonable, you get a message from an entitled person whose absurd audacity drives them to call you a scammer for not taking their expired coupon in exchange for your 2010 Honda Civic. Entitled people with their laughable boldness will never give up trying to squeeze some free stuff out of everyone else.
There's something inherently satisfying in seeing a blatant liar get caught up in the process of weaving their absurd lies. Like being able to witness this busboy that took it upon himself to try and pawn off a lie about being the manager when he was in fact the busboy all along. Not the best move, dude.
