Those tricky floor-fountains every city center seems to have are the bane of every dry, non-observant pedestrian. It only makes sense they'd go off at even less opportune times, like during an outdoor market for instance. It's a little reassuring that everyone has an off day, even the person with the keys to the fountain.
Superhero movies are here to stay and so, apparently, are their super strange tropes like superwomen smiling after being punched, "serious" superhero films taking place in insane asylums, and longing for some romance always leading to a loss of superpowers. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is technically out this week, but thankfully The Incredible Spider-Professor Angry Hands Hammer Man is here to save the day!
We're not out here advocating acts of thievery in the slightest bit, but the way that Ellen went about calling out this audience member who was stealing, was pretty heartless. She didn't give the audience member any slack at all.
TikTok user @elizabethao037's video of her cringe-packed attempt at a hug garnered quite a bit of attention from amused folks near and far. It's no surprise. There's something hardwired into human beings where we're prone to enjoying seeing someone else struggle -- to an extent, of course. The struggle was certainly very real for this girl when she tried to go for that hug.
It's only a matter of time before you end up crossing paths with a toxic mess of a human being who blindly insists on spreading ignorance and entitlement into the atmosphere. This particular entitled Karen was really on one when it came to not being understanding in the slightest bit over some scheduling issues for her kid's guitar lessons. Fortunately though, the guitar teacher was more than ready to put Karen in her place.
There's no denying the fact that folks in the older generations experience their fair share of troubles when it comes to smoothly navigating all this crazy, advanced technology available nowadays. If anything, the funny fails that can result from the collective confusion is a humorous reminder of just how quickly things have progressed. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about foiling the psychic ice cream cat.
When the hierarchy gets overzealous and cocky, things can get out of hand real fast. This employee found themselves under direct orders to not double check a coworker's work, and low and behold, they wasted a whole bunch of money. At least there are times when all the blame falls on a supervisor, like this incompetent manager who demanded worse customer service and got all the blame.
The universe is stuffed to the brim with an infinite amount of mysteries. There's so much to this life that we'll never understand. To make it even more endlessly strange, many of us have experienced those unexplainable "glitch in the matrix" moments where it's as if reality itself bugged out for a hot second. This can manifest as weird patterns that escape logic altogether. So, buckle up and brace yourself for this rollercoaster of bizarre stories.
Contrary to the belief that pets just sit there and mope all day, many animals have rich inner lives filled with jealousy and rage. There's dogs out there herding lawn roombas and cats out there being eloquent, melodramatic divas. There's cats Lion Kinging other cats off balconies and jealous horses up to no good. Animals are just as petty and vicious as the rest of us.
There's nothing quite like the powerful nexus of emotions and demands that come into play when an entitled person goes all out with some extremely narcissistic wedding plans. But too often the shame storm they generate doesn't fall on them in full force. In this case, she found out that everyone thought she was being unreasonable, and decided to take some really unhinged steps to rectify it. For a more straightforward bridezilla story, here's one where a bridezilla ended up looking like a pauper at her own wedding.
Live with anything long enough and you're bound to notice some patterns. This tumblr user found that for some mystical reason, their cat knew exactly when there was going to be ice cream, so it became a process of tricking the cat. It fits into the long line of tumblr users who seem to notice things about their cats, like how cats are just eloquent enough to be melodramatic.
This world's clearly never going to run out of entitled people and their endless series of wildly irrational demands. In this case, we have a terribly entitled mother stage a temper tantrum after being rightfully rejected a doll that she wanted for her daughter. The thing about the doll is that it never would've been appropriate to have given away. Clearly though, the mom just wasn't able to peer through the thick veil of her own ignorance.
There are plenty of parents in this world that end up having to deal with terribly stubborn and ridiculously entitled children. However, every now and again there's a situation where the kid ends up genuinely financially struggling no matter how hard they've been trying to dig themselves out of the hole. The daughter in this scenario sounds like she wasn't in the wrong in the slightest, and if anything, the dad could've handled the situation with far more grace and understanding than he offered.
Life is a funny and strange thing. It'll oftentimes chuck curveballs our way, and remind us that there's so much we'll never be able to plan for. Sometimes, that can manifest in crossing paths with folks you haven't seen for years in the most unexpected of places, at the most unanticipated of times. If anything, those moments can serve as a great reminder to expect the unexpected.
You just never know if you're going to end up moving in next to an absolutely awesome human being, or end up living next to a waking nightmare. It's all a gamble. With that being said, this guy's low-key neighbor hero is crushing it with his accordion skills. A true treat for the ears.
When you see a person standing precariously on a surfboard while attached to a motorcycle, your first instinct isn't exactly to be on the lookout for the safety of the motorcyclist. But here we are, seeing exactly that. What was the plan for when they got to the end of the pool, anyway?
Sometimes people surprise us with their acts of selfless kindness. Like this dude who decided he wouldn't shoot his arrow after an opponent's equipment ended up malfunctioning.
Clearly, this dude vastly underestimated the Gaston that he was dealing with. That absolutely ruthless burn at the end there was really the icing on the cake. Maybe the dude will be inspired to double down on the pushup workouts for going forwards.
This video uploaded by TikTok user @talktomeinstead, has gone viral, and it's honestly not surprising. You get to witness what's an apparent TikTok delivery driver proceed to take a picture of a package confirming it for delivery, and then leave with the same package. The sketchiness level is off the charts with this one.
Reality has a habit of looking way too delicious for it's own good. There's just too many dice, coins and bits of rock out there that look like cookies, candy and gummies. There's too many car fluids that look like refreshing beverages. There's even snakes that look like bananas and that's not fair. There's just too many delicious looking things that aren't food.
Marriage brings with it a whole lot of hurdles. You've agreed to share your life with someone, and that oftentimes implies a shared bank account. If there isn't a flow, a mutual understanding between partners over how that money's going to be spend, then a whole lot of drama can end up breaking out. It sounds like this guy's wife is operating on a very different frequency for what she considers to be sound investment opportunities. So, he consulted the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to see whether or not he'd be in the wrong for choosing to open a separate bank account if her habits don't change.
Many of us have ended up fielding our unfortunate share of lengthy updates that can then end up making it very hard for us to do our jobs, because our computers end up being necessarily incapacitated while they're updated. With that being said, the bossman in this tech support tale certainly learned his humbling lesson after pressing the very button he was advised to not press. Learn something new every day. Check out another ridiculous tech support tale with this lady who bought a wired mouse, and then got angry that it wasn't wireless.
Steve didn't realize he was in over his head when he decided to make his own customer service department incomprehensibly worse, but what he also didn't anticipate was that all the blame would fall on him too. For another one about a bad boss, here's a boss whoillegally docked wages, so an employee crushed his dreams.
There are a few types of creepy stories. Some are like a quizzical moment that people have a hard time explaining, like a weird coincidence or some kind of paranormal junk. Then there's the other kind of creepy, the kind where you wake up at 3 in the morning, look out your window and there's just a dude standing in the middle of the road staring at your house. Yikes.
There's no guessing what kind of unsympathetic, irrational thing incredibly entitled people might want. It could be a request to move back the birth of your kid a few days. They might want a new tv delivered to their house because it's their own birthday. Entitled people are laughably bold and there's no way of convincing them otherwise. They're some quality characters.
We're not telling everyone to go drawing mustaches on billboards, but it just keeps happening so why not try to enjoy the clever and stupid things people scrawl on their environment? Strangely amazing vandalism isn't the rarest thing out there. People have a lot to say and apparently they're willing to climb a pole in the dead of night to say it.
We can always count on the creative, unpredictable, and outright absurd minds of the wild world of Tumblr to keep us entertained. This Tumblr thread might've thrown a fair number of people for a loop, because the key to understanding the whole insanity of the "knowledge" being shared is to double check that Tumblr user's username. Check out some more funny Tumblr gems unleashed from the depths over here.
There's no denying the fact that kids just seem to love trolling their parents to oblivion. However, with that being said, proper trolling is its own kind of art form. Clearly, Rob Lowe's kid knows what he's doing.
The internet's full of mind titans and obnoxious "brainiacs" that spew off half baked sentiments that are wrapped up in flowery words with the intention to flex those fragile egos. Unfortunately, these brainiacs are blinded by the love they possess for hearing themselves talk, and thus don't realize that everyone else is having none of it. Hopefully you don't find yourself realizing you say a lot of the things mentioned in this list. But, if you do, never too late to change.
Just make sure to turn those captions on and you should be set to jet. Apparently there was some drama in the comments section about how the journalists keep silent because the coach just defeated their favorite team. But shoutout to Juve for the win over Porto.
