Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Frightening Signs That Mean Serious Business


With the many threats in this world, we thankfully have ominous signs to go with them. While it's extremely frightening to see a sign that says "falling snakes" or "invisible poison gas area" or "molten lead splatter zone" it's still better that we have the warning in the first place. With all the varied and creative threats to dodge, it's no question why we have all these creepy signs that make their message clear.

1.

Plant - WARNING DO NOT ALLOW WATER TO ENTER YOUR NOSE NAEGLERIA FOWLERI AN AMOEBA COMMON TO THERMAL POOLS MAY ENTER CAUSING A RARE INFECTION AND DEATH

2.

Sky - EMERGENCY SIREN IF SIREN SOUNDS FOR 3 TO 5 MINUTES TUNE RADIO TO 97.3 FM

3.

Wood - INTER-LODGE TRAVEL CLOSED AVALANCHE DANGER IT IS ILLEGAL TO LEAVE THIS BUILDING Salt Lake County Ordinance 13.12.010

4.

Hand - Got a sinking feeling? You underestimated the distance. Now what? Be aware that condition -pl open waters, uch ast current, temperature and distaske, may dhallenge your strength and wwimming skills Be smart. Know your limits. US An Corps http://watersafety.usace.army.m

5.

Vertebrate - DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU Walk under blades in a crouched position DON'T BE THE CAUSE OF THIS Never throw anything away from helicopter

6.

Plant - HAND GRENADE QUALIFICATION COURSE

7.

Motor vehicle - DANGER RISK OF STRANGULATION DRIVING IS FORBIDDEN WEARING A SCARF

8.

Plant community - Deaths from falls have occurred by going beyond this sign Don't go to the top of the falls

9.

Cloud - CAUTION DO NOT PASS VEHICLES HAULING EXPLOSIVES

10.

Plant - KRAGGA KAMMA GAME PARK KRAGGA KAMNMA GAME PARK WARNING LIONS NO PEDESTRIANS BEYOND THIS POINT LUMKELA NGONYAMA PASOP LEEUS

11.

Font - Seriously keep this door closed ! Diese Tür MUSS geschlassen bleiben Kontrollierte Zone Zone contròlée Zona controllata Rontgen Kein Zutritt Nor Unbefugte

12.

Aircraft - running into an old buddy can ruin your whole day AIR CALETS AIR CALEIS une mauvaise rencontre peut tout ficher par terre 5ARDWAY WIR

13.

Sky - VU NAL SRVES HE USE OF ALL FALITICS AT OWN RISK.

14.

Font - IF YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM 1. Wet sheets, towels or other clothing and stuff them in all cracks around doors and vents. 2. Check to see if there is smoke OUTSIDE window; if NO smoke, hang a sheet or light colored material if possible. DO NOT JUMP! 3. Fill bathtub, ice bucket or other container with water to keep doors and walls wet. 4. If room is smoky, fold a wet towel in a triangle and tie over your nose and mouth. 5. Keep fire fighting until help arrives; DON'T GIVE UP! IN CASE OF F

15.

Mammal - जिन्हें पुर्ज्म में पूर्ण विश्वास है केवल वही समीप जाने का खतरा उठायें खतरा कृपया पास नहीं जॉवें Only those who strongly belive in Rebirth should risk going near:

16.

Plant - CAUTION COLLAPSING MINESHAFTS UNDER ROAD

17.

Font - ALWAS BE CAREFUL (A) DE-ENERGIZE THE CARRIER HIGH VOLTAGE CIRCUITS COMPLETELY BEFORE TOUCHING ANYTHING BEHIND THE PANEL. (B) NEVER WÉAR HEADPHONES WHILE WORKING ON POWER-LINE CARRIER EQUIPMENT. (C) NEVER PULL TEST ARCS FROM CARRIER TRANSMITTER TANK CIRCUITS. (D) DON'T SHOOT TROUBLE IN A CARRIER TRANSMITTER WHEN TIRED OR SLEEPY. (E) WHEN WORKING ON THE CARRIER TRANS- MITTER, AVOID BODILY CONTACT WITH METAL RACKS OR FRAMES, RADIATORS, DAMP FLOORS OR OTHER GROUNDED OBJECTS. (F) KEEP ONE HAND

18.

Carnivore - CAUTION If you see the tiger turn around and raise his tail step to the side Spray Range 7- 10 feet %3D

19.

Motor vehicle - DANGER! DO NOT CAТCH! DO NOT EAT! BLUE CLA W CRABS IN THESE WATERS MAY CAUSE CANCER AND MAY HARM BRAIN DEVELOPMENT IN UNBORN AND YOUNG CHILDREN Fines up to $3,000 could be imposed (N.J.A.C. 7:25-14,18A) For further information call Toll Free: 1-866-DEP-KNOW New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection New Jersey Department of Health and Senior Services NEW aSE HEATH

20.

Vertebrate

21.

Rectangle - WARNING To the driver of tractor and trailer units listed below: Your trailer has been purged (filled) with NITROGEN GAS. There is not enough oxygen in the trailer to sustain human life. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ANY PERSON BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THIS TRAILER UNTIL ALL NITROGEN HAS BEEN REMOVED. The dome of this trailer has been sealed and tagged with a warning tag. I have read and understand the above warnings and have received a copy of this warning. Name of Truckline Tractor # Tr

22.

Property - A CAUTION FALLING GLASS

23.

Triangle - CAUTION IMMEDIATE 6 FOOT DROP UPON ENTERING DOOR

24.

Nature - PLEASE THESE OLD BUILDING RUINS HAVE EARLY AMERICAN CHARM THEY ALSO HAVE 20TH CENTURY HAZARD LOOK FROM A DISTANCE REMINISCE IF YOU WILL BUT PLEASE STAY OUT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

25.

Plant - TEKSAN JENERATÖR ÖLÜM TEHLİKESİ

Submitted by:

Customer Stiffs Waitress On Large Tab, Poetic Karma Ensues


Anyone who has ever worked a customer service job knows that the gig can come with many a rude customer who seems bent on making your day nothing short of absolutely miserable. It's as if some people are conditioned in the worst way possible, to turn the part of their brains off that's responsible for being a decent human being, as soon as they enter a restaurant/bar. Well, this guy got put in his place, in glorious fashion. 

1.

Font - r/TalesFromYourServer + Join u/blindnurse · 2d 2 S 3 3 the revenge you all seek Long This is long. I'll leave a tl;dr at the bottom. Moons ago, I worked in a restaurant located smack dab in the heart of a sunny popular destination city. Every year, our city would host the granddaddy comic convention where people dress as their favorite characters from comics to cult films. Literally the streets would be filled with the most realistic costumes. Hulk, spock, goku, Chewbacca, sailor moon, Au

2.

Font - My shift usually was the 2nd to last night scheduled so i would cover all of dinner and help the closer transition into cocktail mode. So it's around 11pm and my shift is over and l'm excited to just clock off and have some drinks with all these creatures when my manager asks if i would stay to do a bottle service for just ONE customer. He promised i wouldn't have to serve any tables, just take this bottle service as it was a guaranteed $250 sale. Typically, people who do bottle service t

3.

Font - Wrong. He literally left enough to cover the bill with $5 left over. So As a server, i wanted to keep my optimism and think he will just leave the rest of the tip when i bring him his receipt. Wrong. It was over $500 and he left my $5. I was livid. I could've been off 4 hours ago but now my sales were $500 higher and i have to give the bar $50 of my money because they get 10% of our Liqour sales. I was fuming at my manager and he genuinely felt awful. But because he was friends with our D

4.

Font - So the dude gives my manager a $20...fml..whatever. I take the loss and just learned my lesson. Anywho, fast forward to a month later. This decides to come back on a night that I'm actually closing. He gets bottle service again and my mood just took a nose dive because i know I'm gonna get screwed again. The night ends and this dude is pretty tossed. I'm trying to buss and clean while he and his friends finish their drinks since they were my only tab left.

5.

Font - The dude comes up to the bar that i was cleaning off and asks me, "How much do i owe you?". I give him his bill and now he starts asking me in a condescending and drunkenly way, "what tip would make you feel better?" I replied, "I really don't care, just pay the bill." He then began throwing wads of money on the counter. "Take what you want."

6.

Font - Ugh, this is so degrading. I repeat that i just want him to pay the bill and i don't care what else he leaves. So my general manager pops her head out and asks me if all my tabs were closed. I told her i was just waiting on captain wants to give me. canoe to figure how much money he But because we are all on time crunches for OT, she does the most bad thing. She hangs out next to us while this dude starts with the "how much do you want" line. She butts in and asks, "are you ready to close

7.

Font - He drunkenly responds, "yeah, all my money is here. I told her to take whatever she wants." She grabs all of the money on the counter and says, "Thank you so000 much for coming back in again, we really appreciate you." Goes to the back. Cashes out his tab and puts the rest in my book. The dude put roughly $500 on the counter. His tab was $150 (because we comped his bottle....again...ugh don't ask). I go to the back since l'm officially done with this turd and i can hear his girlfriend say

8.

Font - My manager then goes back out and says how much we appreciate him and that we are officially closed and has the bouncers usher him out. It was the sweetest karma i had ever seen play out. My manager asks if i had a good night and i thank her for that bad move. The End. Tl;dr: a dude stiffed me on the busiest night of the year with a large tab. He came back a month later and ended up accidentally tipping me a quality amount. 4 1.4k 3 Q 68 ↑, Share

Submitted by:

Bizarre Architecture And Straight Up Job Fails


We love nothing more than some good old fashioned job fails and while we're at it, strange and unexplainable architecture. It makes our world go round. Also, if anything job fails are a great way to relieve the pain you might be carrying after you had a particularly gnarly day at work. We all mess up. It's easy to forget that nobody's safe from a failed attempt. 

1.

Mirror

2.

Countertop - 中

3.

Cloud

4.

Flooring

5.

Property

6.

Property

7.

Sky

8.

Rectangle

9.

Brown

10.

Kitchen sink

11.

Plant - DO NOT LEAVE FURNITURE HERE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

12.

Bicycle

13.

Fixture - DO NOT ENTER Enter Only PUSH I

14.

Plant

15.

Green - DE M APLANET. PULL BACK NOMER'S 7 ESCOPE DR DE 70 m TARANTULA TARÁNTULA CON RETROCESO SCURRIES UP TO 6 FEET! CORRETEAN HASTA 180 CM! ROSCOPE SCARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS! ASSTA A TS AM

16.

Product - COPEN DAYS A WEEK 96.

17.

Writing implement - YELLOW CRAVON YELLOW YELLOW CRAVONL YELLOW

18.

Car - STOP SOTP

19.

Food - and foöds. LOWES OWES 0ods. enriched 200% 200% hamburger enriched hot dog BUNS BUNS bu buns NET WT 11 0Z (312 g NET WT 11 0Z (312.0

20.

Corn kernels - WATERNELON PACKED ON SELL BY WIABS 1.49 1.00 255040 501498 1.49 08/21 IPRICE PER LB TOTAL S PRICE COMPARE FOODS 1883 MAD I SON STREET QNS

21.

Automotive parking light - GIVE CYCLISTS SPACE

Submitted by: