Monday, February 15, 2021

Ominous Signs That Mean Business


The world is big, and with it come a lot of threats. There's quickly rising water, bees, brain-eating amoebas, big holes and errant explosions to name a few. To name a few more, there are cliffs, electricity, angry biting monkeys, slippery cliffs, dangerous machinery and fires. So it makes sense we'd need a lot of spooky signs that say a lot with their creepiness.

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Trail - DISMOUNT NOW! DO NOT RIDE OVER THE NEXT ROCK 200 FT CLIFF Riders have died here riders just like you!

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Signage - DANGER NATURAL TOXIC GAS HAZAROUS AREA ΚΕEP UT

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Motor vehicle - Please: GIANT WASP NEST! Careful !

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Tree - GEOTHERMAL POOL KEEP YOUR HEAD A ABOVE WATER PREVENT AMOEBIC MENINGITIS Jo jumping, diving, splashing or dučking

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Nature reserve - PLEASE DO NOT HIKE THROUGH HERE: YOUR TRAILBLAZING WILL CAUSE EROSION AND HURT THE WILDLIFE. ...ALSO THERE IS POISON IVY. AND ALL THE SNAKES.. PLEASE FOLLOW THE MAIN PATH AND BE A GOOD TRAIL STE Thank You! et

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Architecture - ב היא! מ וות! Danger of Death! ضغط عالي! خطر الموت

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Text - WARNING DO NOT TOUCH THE GOATS GOATS ARE COVERED IN POISON IVY OIL

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Leaf - CAUTION RIFLE RANGE NEXT 3/4 MILE

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Text - Do not die today. • Keep hikes and walks short; avoid hiking 10 am-6 pm • If your shadow is shorter than you, seek shade • Drink 1 liter of water per hour; eat salty snacks • Wear a wide-brimmed hat, sunblock, and sunglasses • Hike with a buddy; tell a friend where you are going EXPERIENCE YOUR AMERICA

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Red - Danger Leave Fossil Beds When You Hear Siren Water Subject to Sudden Rise and Violent Turbulence When Gate Opens

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Text - Warning Vultures May Cause Damage to Vehicles

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Snow - This is your decision point. Back country risks include deach.

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Air travel - DANGER Jet blast of departing and arriving aircraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme bodily harm and/or death

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Geological phenomenon - DANGERT Laass Recks CLIES MANY HAVE DIED

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Nature reserve - ΚEEP ΟUT DISABLED HUNTER AHLAD Capable Portners Inc. ANNUAL HANDICAPPED ARCHERY BOW HUNT

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Machine tool - Loosening the screw inadmissible ! mortal danger

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Sign - SUDDEN GUNFIRE

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White - AIRNING V! EXCIMER LASER WILL FIRE AT RAN DoM TIMES. BE CAREFUL.

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Nature reserve - EFOCUL PĂDURE Aprinderea focului în pădure STRICT NTERZISA! nida: H2e Jel (Legea 31 rt.. a Organizator: Partener: Finanțator: EcoAssist úps United As One

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Text - 1 = 1 070 nm - P = 500 W CLASS 1 LASER SYSTEM IEC 60825-1 (2007) ISO 11553-1 (2009) CAUTION-CLASS 4 INVISIBLE LASER RADIATION WHEN OPEN AND INTERLOCKS DEFEATED AVOID EYE OR SKIN EXPOSURE TO DIRECT OR SCATTERED RADIATION CAUTION- CLASS4 INVISIBLE LASER RADIATION WHEN OPEN AVOID EYE OR SKIN EXPOSURE TO DIRECT OR SCATTERED RADIATION

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Text - DO NOT ENTER FECAL MATTER ATTENTION: Effective Fe Refrigerators will be clean from 1pm to 2 DRIPPING INTO KITCHEN AREA EVERYTHING will be the (lunch bags, containers, c NO EXCEPTIC

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Black-and-white - ROCKET TESTING AREA DO NOT PROCEED WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION. EXPECT TO BE CHALLENGED

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Text - DO NOT ΡET PIGŠ MAY BITE

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Font - WARNING DESTH OVERHEAD AY AWAY OM WIRES

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Text - BEWARE OF INVISIBLE COWS MOST OF THE MAUNA KEA ACCESS ROAD BELOW HALE POHAKU IS OPEN CATTLE RANGE, AND THE COWS FREQUENTLY CROSS THE ROAD. DARK COLORED COWS ARE OFTEN INVISIBLE IN DARKNESS AND/OR FOG. USE EXTREME CAUTION AND DRIVE VERY SLOWLY IN THIS OPEN RANGE.

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Puns Ranging from Incredible to Untellable


Sometimes, nothing hits the spot like a bundle of puns to fill that wordplay hole. Other times, puns are so unwelcome that they make people feel physically uncomfortable. Wordplay is a bit of a crap shoot, and you can't know what you're getting into with dumb and clever puns to feel stupid about.

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Nature - I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

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Face - ALAN MUCH ALDA ALAN ALDA

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People - JUNO ROMAN GODDESS OF LOVE FOUR LETTERS ENDS WITHO NO THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU

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Fashion accessory - MY WIFE BOUGHT A WEIRD LOOKING BRA TODAY. APPARENTLY IT'S FOR T-CUPS.

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Player - There's only one thing that scares me on Halloween. Which is? Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend Yeah, How did you know?

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Vehicle - pour Judgment

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Organism - Have you ever noticed Iceland U Kin That Ireland is just one sea away from lceland? Ireland

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FALL ВАСK PRICES LL Sove an seasonal fovorites throughout the store lock for he tog FALL-BACK PRICE

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Column - Pillar Caterpillar

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Font - Coupof the y Lanch Special Seup Lentil DO YOU SELL FISHCAKES? YES Sandwiches aninis EXCELLENT! y& Cheese Chese T'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW Salad e Chees Soup of the day adal Gfe Se

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Portrait - Amith Mandavilli "I am not Amith. I am a legend.

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Text - When you drop a bar of gold on your foot: OC usprutting gold 79 Au 196.97

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Freshwater aquarium - KEEPING TROPICAL FISH AT HOME CAN HAVE A CALMING EFFECT ON THE BRAIN DUE TO ALL THE INDOOR FINS..

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Cartoon - Are u two girls from England; Wales.. Are u two whales from England?

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Water transportation - HOWARD BOW HOWARD STERN

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Text - I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They bless the rains down in Africa. in Jokes by hurdydurdydurdydur ↑ 29.4K Q 452 15h ,74 TheMordorlorian 18.0K O 6 7 S 7 12H I Toto-ly didn't see that coming

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Sign - STOP SBOTTOM

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Material property - Whoever named this a 'urinal cake' clearly missed the opportunity to call it a "piscuit"

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Fish - Hello from the

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Shrub - U.S. NAVAL OBSERVATORY

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Dog - Some fine examples of pure bread dogs.

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Canidae - YOU VE BEEN DRINKING BEER, I SMELL IT ON YOUR BREATH. NO, IVE BEEN EATING FROGS LEGS. WHAT YOU SMELL IS THE HOPS.

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Job - AS YOU CAN SEE OUR CORE SALES OF WINNIE THE POOH TOYS ARE SUFFERING CORE POOH GRAPH A CORE TIGGER CORE KANGA GRAPHC CORE PIGLET GRAPH D GRAPH B ALTHOUGH THE FIGURES FOR ONE OF THE TOYS LITERALLY HAS US DANCING CORE EEYORE GRAPHE

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Leg - YOU LOOK AMAZING THANKS WATCH THIS HOW DID YOU DO IT? KЕТО

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Natural foods - Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin 14m Me: Can I show you a rad pun? You:I dunno... how rad is it? Me: 000

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