Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Masterful Photoshop Trollings From The King James Fridman


James Fridman has made himself the de facto authority on misinterpreting people's photoshop demands, and that's a good thing. People think they want to see strangers removed from photos, small touch ups and corrections, but that's never what they get. They get what they deserve, some sweet James Fridman photoshop trolls.

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Siberian tiger - James Fridman @fjamie013 hey james... Could you make like tiger attack me? thank you. This lady might be of help.

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Human - fjamie013 IN BALL He didn't bear with you... Hi James, could you please make the bear realistic

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Photograph - Joana @icloud.com> to me - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hi James, I don't have mine nails done, could you fixed Fixed it. it? Ty!

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Clothing - Joseph @gmail.com> to me - Hi James! I hope your doing well. I just fired a pistol for the first time, and I was hoping you could make me look like some sort of agent? thank you! James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure. HOUSE FOR SALE

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Horse - James Fridman efjamie013 Hey James! Could you make it look like my sister isn't holding her middle finger up? Thank you! Sure.

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Plant - @gmail.com> to me James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hi Jamie. Can you please make it chair because its not aesthetic . Thanks As you wish.

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Photograph - Facel Jamie, can you make my face reflect in the sky reflection on the bean? Thanks. James Fridman @flamie013 There you go.

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Photograph - John Donian Hi James, I love this picture, but my wife is dressed just like the gondolier! Can you fix it so it doesn't look so awkward? James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Fixed.

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Plant - Can you please erase the guy in the back, he kinda messes my pic. Thanks a lot! James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Here you go, buddý.

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Shirt - Hi mate, that's me with the golf tee in my mouth, any chance you could make it look like my friend has taken a shot? James Fridman o efjamie013 No doubt.

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Plant - Paianiy Hi James, could you please remove the guy watering plants in the background? James Fridman @flamie013 Sure.

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Water - Vir Hi Bro! Can you make this photo more romantiC, please? Thanks! fjamie013 No doubt, bro.

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Footwear - Hey there, are you able to edit this sO I have wings? fjamie013 Enjoy.

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Vertebrate - San Andra Hi James! Can you please make us stand in a museum instead of in nature? Thank you very much! James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure. LIVING AND EXTINCT RELAIS

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Arm - Hey, can you make me look like I'm in a really cool place and not a lake in the background? fjamie013 Sure.

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Outerwear - Hi James! Please, could you get more leaves on the tree? Thanks! e fjamie013 Here you go. Wir lighe Wir liete

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Shoe - John to me - @gmail.com> Hey, Jamie, Can you make her look like my real girlfriend, Done. and can you cover up the scars on my legs? James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> STYL STY

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Joint - Trisha egmail.com to me Hi James, Can you please make it not so obvious that I'm in the bathroom in this picture? James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com>

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Electric blue - Emily @gmail.com> to me James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hi James, your edits are so amazing! Is there any chance of removing the pizzas from the background so the picture looks a bit more classy? Thank you! Hurry up.

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Shoe - Pelle vahayden James Fridman efjamie013 Can you photoshop another deer instead of the sheep? Oh deer..

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Cloud - Jamei Jacon Hi James, Could you please get rid of the people in the background? James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Done.

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Photograph - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Austin @icloud.com> to me - Can you remove the guy in the background Yup.

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Smile - Juan Luis @gmail.com> to me - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hey James, Could you piease remove my friend from the Sure. background?

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Photograph - James Fridman efjamie013 hey james my hands look weird can you make it look like i'm holding the pole instead? Sure. WAIE

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Facial expression - Lra ira Hey James, could you please take the lamp out? Thanks! James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure.

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Water - Jonas @gmx.net> to me - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hey James, could you do it so that the water goes in my mouth in this foto? I would really really appreciate that. Thank you! :) Wrong fountain.

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Hair - James Fridman efjamie013 Hi James! Me and my boyfriend where trying to take a photo with the ducks, but we didn't manage to get any in the photo! Could you put some ducks in please? There you go. GHINESE

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Meat Eater "Friend" Tries To Sneak Meat Into Vegetarian's Meals


It sounds like Jake is in dire need of a reality check, and on top of that a serious reassessment of boundaries. The dude's out there trying to spike his vegetarian friend's meals with meat. Zero chill, my man. Regardless of whether or not you're friends with someone who has committed to being a vegetarian/vegan, you should encourage them and not try to disrupt their practice with your own self-concerned motives. 

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Font - AITA for refusing to let my friend eat meat inside my house? I know how the title sounds, but please give me a chance. Now, I'm gonna start out by saying I'm not one of those crazy vegans who force their views on others and think meat eaters are the devil. I've been a vegetarian for over ten years and dont plan on ever eating meat again, but I understand and respect why others do.

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Font - I have a certain friend, lets call him Jake. Jake is a meat eater, which has never bothered me. He has been over to my house several times (pre covid) and he would always bring and cook his own food and I would make a separate dish for myself. This all changed one time. We went to IHOP together (still pre covid) and I got pancakes and hashbrowns, he got a couple things including bacon. Halfway through my meal, he grabbed my hashbrowns and rubbed his bacon on them, saying that I would love

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Font - Last time he was at my house, I made myself salad and spaghetti. I split the spaghetti into two halves and he brought some type of beef crumble or something to add to his. I got up to get a second plate for myself and both portions had the beef, he once again used the "youll love it if you try it" line. We ended up fighting and he left early. Then, we obviously didnt see each other for about a year. Now, he just got his vaccine and Ive had mine for a couple weeks so he asked if he could c

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Font - He gets angry and calls me an trying to force him to be a vegetarian and he wouldnt do it again, he just wanted to see if Id try the meat. I don't think Im in the wrong but I also dont want to force my views on him, and he promised not to do it again. and says Im 2.9k 3 454 ↑, Share

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Font - Adept-One-819• 12h • Colo-rectal Surgeon [46] 2 Awards NTA, clearly. Your problem isn't that he's eating meat. Your problem is that he is trying to sneak meat into your food. Frankly, I don't know that I would ever leave my food unattended around him for fear he'd hide some meat in there. I don't understand why people get so worked up about other people's diets, but what he did was beyond disrespectful. G Reply 5.2k ...

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Font - ninjataco35 · 12h NTA - how ironic that he's concerned that you're forcing him to be a vegetarian after he's doctored your food twice. G Reply 1 980 3 ...

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Font - Disglerio314 · 11h · Asshole Enthusiast [5] NTA, militant omnivore is just as bad as militant vegan. I think it's time to say this man is no longer your friend, if he won't respect you enough to not mess with your food. Make sure you talk to mutual friends you want to keep to make sure they get the truth rather than hearing how you tried to force him to go vegan. G Reply 293 3 ...

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Smile - Kalenek · 12h · Certified Proctologist [21] NTA He is trying to force his views on you. He's a hypocrite who didn't like being called out. He absolutely will try it again, maybe just not as obviously next time. G Reply 1 41 3 •..

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Font - dusktildawn9 • 11h • Certified Proctologist [20] NTA You're not forcing him to be vegetarian - he's forcing you to eat meat. That's not cool At all in any sense. I'm also vegetarian and I don't care what others eat but I do care if they're trying to make me eat meat. No means no In any situation. G Reply 1 28 3 ...

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Rectangle - Lekjovic • 12h NTA You are not enforcing your views on him, you took that decision based on his past behavior. He is actually the one trying to "convert" you to whatever he selfishly considers best for you. 6 Reply 11 3 ...

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Font - Aromatic-Ice-968 · 11h • Partassipant [3] NTA. He's already tried to sneak meat into your food. He's lost his option to bring it into your house. G Reply ...

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Mammal - Cercos123 · 11h • Partassipant [1] NTA- your house, your rules. He has violated your trust before (on more than one occasion), you dont owe him anything. Also, hes a big boy, he can suck it up, not having meat for one meal. G Reply 1 7 3 + ...

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Organism - you_dontknowme7 · 9h NTA. You can ban certain foods in your house without being labelled "a crazy vegan". It's your choice and you're not trying to prevent anyone else from eating what they want. You're simply refusing those foods to be brought into your house. G Reply 1 3 ... +

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Rectangle - FirebirdWriter • 9h NTA but don't bother trying to be friend with this guy. I am a carnivore. I don't care what you eat as long as you eat. This man violated your boundaries and isn't listening to your valid request based on his proven track record. Reply ...

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Customer Floods Unresponsive ISP Company With Tickets


Man oh man, this is a textbook pro revenge right here. We have a customer who was without internet, and unable to even get an ETA from their internet service provider. Fortunately, the frustration went on to inspire a calculated, terribly effective act of revenge on the company. We're talking about a whole lot of tickets. Armies of tickets. 

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Font - r/ProRevenge + Join u/LexMeat • 18h 3 6 3 5 1 You're not giving me an ETA for a fix? I'|| flood your ticketing system! At first, I thought that this story would have been more suited for O r/pettyrevenge, however, after reading O r/prorevenge's Rule 1 – "In order for your story to be pro revenge, it should involve you going out of your way and going above and beyond to get revenge" – | decided that it's better suited here as I feel that I clearly went above and beyond. Hopefully, you will

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Font - I had just moved to a new apartment and, naturally, my first order of business was to make sure that I have a running Internet connection. The problem was that, due to the place I was living in being so remote, there was only one ISP provider available. You didn't like the provider? Too bad. Anyway, I sign the necessary paperwork in time, move to the new place, set up the router and all, and thankfully my connection is fine. That is until day 3 or 4 when out of nowhere my Internet connect

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Font - A few days pass by and I get nothing so I decide to call them again. The representative tells me that they are still investigating the problem and that they will get back to me soon. Now, this is the point where l'm starting to get frustrated. I know that the Internet in the area is fine, in fact, my next-door neighbor's Internet connection is great so the problem must be something that is easily fixable, right? WRONG. A week has passed by and I call them again. This time the representati

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Font - Slowly, my sadness transforms into denial. How is this possible? My phone connection still works so the line is still there and I know for a fact that everyone in the area has a stable Internet connection. This must be a simple bug that is easily fixable. This can only mean one thing: Some mofo has not been doing his job correctly. The denial becomes anger. How dare they tell me that they cannot give me an ETA? This should be illegal! What if my job depends on my Internet connection? Not

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Font - I call the ISP again and I try to explain my flawless reasoning. No luck. The poor representative who listens to my rant tells me that the only thing I can do is to open a new ticket. Shocked by my inability to define my fate I accept his offer and hang up. And then... A magnificent idea is born. Since the only thing that I can do is to open a new ticket then this is exactly what l'm going to do. From that point on I was calling my ISP provider two to five times per day. Each time, I was

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Font - Executive: <long angry rant> You must stop opening tickets, you're flooding our ticketing system! <more long angry rant> At first, I was shocked at how aggressive the executive was, he was clearly one step away from starting to calling me names and I knew that the only reason this didn't happen was that these calls are being recorded. And then my shock transformed into a visible glorious erection. You see, my friends, this is the point when I realized that I was winning. | Me: Well, are y

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Font - To cut a long story short, this exchange renewed my passion for crushing the souls of those who have wronged me so I kept opening tickets at the same pace for another 30-40 days. I estimate that in the course of the total ~70 days that this lasted I must have opened more than 250 tickets. One day my phone rings. I pick it up and it's an ISP representative who tells me this: "Mr. u/LexMeat is this you? Your problem has been solved, everyone at [ISP name] is talking about you!" Indeed, on t

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Bus Driver Strategically Gets Rid of Bus Zone Parkers


It's all about aligning those incentives and consequences. This bus driver was told not to pick people up outside of the designated zones, but dudes just kept parking in those zones, so naturally something had to give. When put in a no-win situation, it's time to change the game. Parking can be a big source of stress and justice, like this one where a guy teaches a lesson to a handicap spot hog.

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Font - r/MaliciousCompliance · Posted by u/crazygrof 3 days ago 2 14 20 3 23 E 16 I left 40 guys standing in the rain after a 12 hr shift. oc S Up until fairly recently, I worked as a camp bus driver in a major industrial area. What my duties where, was to pick people up from the camp (where they lived for a certain amount of time, I was two weeks in, one week out) and take them into the plant and drop them off at a variety of dropoff areas (depending on what their job was), then pick up anyone

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Font - Now, there where certain designated areas for the buses to pick up and dropoff (you know, a bus stop) and only buses where supposed to be parked in those areas. The issue was that people would keep parking their work pickup in the bus areas and block us off. We kept asking them to not do that, they kept doing it and eventually it all boiled over when a higher-up in the company started giving us shit over picking people up out of the designated areas (because people kept blocking the areas

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Font - The second time that higher-up gave us shit over picking people up out of our designated areas, my manager told us (the bus drivers) that the next time this happened that we should let him know via radio and then just leave. So that's what I did. Now, we didn't just spring this on our passengers. We made sure that every single one of them knew, that the next time it was blocked off, that the bus would just continue on it's way and leave them behind. When I spread the news to my passengers

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Font - However, the next day, it happened again. There where pickups in our areas once again and like the good little minion I was, I did as I was directed, got on the radio to my manager, let him know what was happening, and left. I understand that there was a number of interesting phone calls afterwards. But we never had a problem with pickups in our areas afterwards.

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Font - Stabbmaster 2 days ago S The problem was that you were actively trying to dodge a problem caused by people that didn't give a damn. Once you made it the problem of the person who would have never been affected otherwise, it got dealt with. good on your manager for taking appropriate actions.

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Rectangle - robot_ankles 2 days ago 2 4 3 4 E 2 The proper alignment of incentives and consequences can accomplish a great deal.

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Font - C_Sha 2 days ago S "You can't pick up passengers outside your designated area Your area is blocked and we won't do a thing You are still expected to pick all passengers only at the blocked area What you mean you didn't pick up everyone?" IT management, but explained with bus drivers

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Font - hotlavatube 2 days ago Forty blue-collar workers, tired from a 12 hour shift, soaked from the rain watch their bus drive away without them. Slowly they turn their gaze to the trucks blocking the bus stop... I'm surprised they didn't wreck those trucks!

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Biker Crashes, Makes Miraculous Recovery


Joan Mir pulled off nothing short of a miracle recovery after wiping out real hard on their bike. This is some superhuman level madness. 

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Tagged: impressive , cool , bikers , awesome , win