Sunday, February 7, 2021

Intriguing and Perfectly Cromulent Simpsons Facts


Just about everyone grew up watching the Simpsons, and the show remains a wonderful memory for many of us, up to somewhere around season 9. Here are some Simpsons facts, from ideas that got dropped, to obscure canon, to the real world inspirations for certain episodes. Here are some absurd moments of cartoon logic that make perfect sense.

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Elephant - The Simpsons episode where Bart gets an elephant was based on a real Price is Right incident in 1956

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Animated cartoon - The term "meh" as an indifferent response gained popularity in the modern lexicon after its use on "The Simpsons."

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Cartoon - Krusty the Clown was supposed to be revealed to be Homer Simpsons secret identity but the idea was dropped being too complex

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Cartoon - Tomacco (tomato/tobacco hybrid) from The Simpsons actually exists. The tomatoes grown have nicotine in them.

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Cartoon - MAT Gao6 Lisa Simpson remains a vegetarian as a promise from the show's staff to Paul McCartney

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Cartoon - SPRIN TOWN HALL There was no winner for the "Who Shot Mr. Burns" contest on The Simpsons. The contest rules said that a winner would be selected from the pool of people who guessed correctly, but there were no correct guesses

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Cartoon - There is a rarely seen room in The Simpsons home. The Rumpus Room

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Cartoon - When played together, the McBain clips from The Simpsons form a coherent mini-movie

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Cartoon - Matt Matt Groening was once strip searched in airport security. As he was led away, a little boy laughed at him like Nelson from The Simpsons. Groening found the mockery the worst part of the incident

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Cartoon - OX Lox FOX Fox News, Your Voice For Evir FOX owns the rights to the Simpsons until 2082

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Cartoon - The Simpsons' Episode 'The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show' was the writer's response to Fox requesting they add another character to the family to freshen up the series; a move the writers saw as desperate

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Cartoon - Lenny and Carl from the Simpsons both have master degree's in Nuclear physics

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Cartoon - In The Simpsons, God and Jesus are the only characters ever depicted with all 5 fingers

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Text - SPRINGFIELD POWER COMPANY HOMER J SIMPSON SECTOR 70 EMPLOYEE: 40 HRS PAY. DEDUCTIONS: FED W/H. FICA STATE WH MUNICIPAL TAX 9.37 OTHER DEDUCTIONS: 56.25 BEAR PATROL TAX. 36.34 .10.45 5.00 NET PAY. 362.19 As a 'technical supervisor' and the appointed safety inspector, Homer also makes less than $25k a year.

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Cartoon - The Simpsons producer's contract allows them to write the show without interference from Fox. This allows them to make fun of the network.

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Resilient Trees that Don't Give A Heck


Trees seem incapable of caring where they are or what they're doing. And we respect them for that. They could be on a cliff, in a pole, or be a hungry tree enveloping stuff and they wouldn't even give a rip. Not only do trees not care, sometimes people don't give a heck, and the results are wild.

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Sidewalk

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Tree

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Overhead power line

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Tree

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Tree

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Root - 一月

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Motor vehicle

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Tree

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Tree

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Plant

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Tree - STOP EXE-WAY

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shellbark hickory

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Tree

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Wall

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Tree

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Tree

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Tree

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Nature

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Tree

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Tree

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Tree

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Chain-link fencing

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Tree

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Blue - Lounge ESTAUSHED T

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Tree

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Property

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Tree - SPEED LIMIT 25

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Tree

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Shadow

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Tumblr Thread: Cultures Collide Over Unfair Grading Scales


Bart Simpson gets an F, and all of a sudden Tumblr goes full on debate mode. Seems about right. If you're looking for more fun from the wild world of Tumblr's obsessive and creative minds, check out this Tumblr thread of a dude getting schooled on physics and car safety.

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Comics - What's the matter? Well, I would think you'd be used to failing by now. No. you don't understand! ireally tried this time! Ireally tried! This is as good as lcan do, and Ostill failed!- Well, 59.. it sa High F! O jingleallthewaytwo2014 Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/~: Bart Gets an F

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Text - songofages I never understood why it's an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it's more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F? i-aint-even-bovvered You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

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Text - heruut Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under insanenerdfish oh wow that is fucked up relahvant why do they skip E in america

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Text - wildembers There's an E in other grading scales? well-metaphoricallyspeaking And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it'd be A - 100-93 B - 92-85 C - 84-78 D- 77-70 F- 69 and below

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Text - flameoflight Now you understand why American kid's feel like there's no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that's a C. That mean's your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get's even worse when you have only like... a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that's a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school's are easier? gouthesupermanager No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

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Text - bubblegum-momoi-satsuki UK Grading Scale 100-70: A 69-60: B 59-50: C 49-40: D Below 40: F gouthesupermanager ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!! punkrockluna next time you try to tell americans that we're stupid i'm gonna remind you that our "average" is your “A"

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Text - shrekiravevo French system: a grade on 20, 40 on big exams, 10 for short tests. There are no real levels but kids made them: above 15 is great, above 10 is good, above 5 is a bit low and under 5 is bad. We are only judged by our unofficial system we do by ourselves, teachers often announce an average on tests so you know how good you did. And it's better like this. i-am-a-bigger-fan-than-you If you want to know why the United States has one of the highest student depression/anxiety rates

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