Monday, February 1, 2021

People Who Desperately Didn't Get The Joke


Sure the internet has the potential to connect us with savvy, like-minded individuals, but it also gives us more deaf ears for jokes to fall on. Maybe it's poor reading comprehension or maybe it's not wanting to get the joke in the first place. It's amusing, but also kind of sad to see so many people aggressively not getting the joke.

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Product - 1d Before acting in Episode IV - A New Hope, Carrie Fisher had never seen a single Star Wars movie. 622 LI 2.986 23,9K Em resposta a You realize there were no Star Wars movies before Episode IV at that time

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Map - Want to know just how big Texas really is? to This is fake 16h 2 likes Reply

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Font - as a tiny filled with KEN JRES. TM Why did they put so much detail in his head then just give him a stick figure body? Hahahha shut up |Im pretty sure that's his tie !? 27m 2 likes Reply

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Font - .9h The Hornets owner is 6'6"??? Mfer should be in the nba charlotte hornets owner height in ft Images News Videos Maps Shopping All Michael Jordan / Height 346 277,017 69.1K ... OISON Replying to @ he was in the nba... 11:39 · 1/27/21· Twitter for iPhone

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Output device - Today at 12:02 PM this is so wholesome Paco Gutierrez, age 9, always wanted a Nintendo console. However, due to being extremely poor living in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream. Using his creativity and with the help from his uncle, he made a cardboard Super Mario game, posted it on YouTube and the video went viral. Thanks to the video, Nintendo's CEO Doug Bowser personally traveled to Venezuela, to give Paco a Cease and Desist order and sue his family for 200 million dollar

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Hair - When you're high AF and realize this statue of Mona Lisa looks just like Keith Urban 726 150 comments O Like Comment Send That's not even Keith urban ?! @RichardNoggin.V2 @RichardNoggin.V3

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Mountain - STOP VEGANS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE 1h How is this vegans fault?? They don't eat mf trees dumbass. Reply ↑ -14 +

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Totopo - Air was discovered in 1774 Chip bags in 1773: MOR VORS Oritos i But chips were invented in 1853 dude 3h Reply

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Food - I'm on a diet, l used to eat 6 slices of pizza, now I eat 3 helth 576 29 comments 178 shares O Like Comment Share This isn't going to work because you are still eating the same amount of pizza View 20 previous replies... Ai you're wrong! Clear math - less slices = less pizza!

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Clothing - Harry Potter survived Voldemort 2 times and all three Unforgivable Curses cast on him and still wears a mask. If he does it, you should too. O Like Comment A Share 17.7k 4,602 shares Most relevant v JUST >ONE MORE CUAPTER Well, I mean Harry Potter is not Daniel Radcliffe. I love Harry Potter, both books and the movies but I know that the actor is not the character. This meme is a little ridiculous to me. Write a comment... GIF

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Font - Jurassic Park Updates JURASSIC PARK @JurassicPark2go "Dinosaur" comes from the Greek word "dinosaur" meaning "dinosaur" 6:02 · 15 Jul 20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,931 Retweets 206 Quote Tweets 27.1K Likes The Greeks probably didn't even know what dinosaurs were 1 O 13 00

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Font - Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable My 4yo just said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest & indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?" Fuck you @cain_unable you're kid did NOT say that. 6h Reply And the fake award goes to ... 6h 1 like Reply There's no way your kid said that. Why u always lying 5h Reply There's nooo00 way his 4yo said that 6h 2 likes Reply lol i think he, who post

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Light - wtf is Igtbq+?? y'all have gay premium?? Q 3,472 2786.2K 831K I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer. 9:40 AM · 1/20/21 · Twitter for Android 71 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 1,891 Likes You got to be fucking kidding right? It stands for. LGBT or GLBT, is an initialism that stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender, queer. You obviously have a smartphone freaking look it up I just did. O 10 3 Tweet your reply

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Product - The Onion O @TheOnion 5h New NCAA Rule Forces Athletes To Remove All Facial Features To Prevent Them From Profiting Off Likeness trib.al/vzxoR1| 29 17 586 ♡ 4,544 yuumi @KKitt3n Replying to @TheOnion this is photoshop. no way this is real 8:29 PM 19 Dec 19 · Twitter Web App

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Font - CC Listen to the end e 0:01 / 0:10 LJ Replies ep•3 weeks ago (edited) Glad they told me to listen til the end. I wouldn't normally give such a long video the time of day, but the payoff was well worth the wait. O 2.9K T 目 21 Add a public reply... DapperDuff · 3 weeks ago It was 10 seconds. O 15 imgflip.com ... ...

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Light - r/funny u/dnissimi • 3h i.redd.it Top Awarded 1 2, 25 10 S 9 16 This truck has a jellyfish launcher ComfortableGas1851 8m Its the rear light you ignorant moron Blows my mind how many inbred morons are in this world. Anyone who thumbs up this included LOLOLOL. Don't bother replying. Don't waste my time on snowflakes! Reply 1 -1 made with mematic

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Motor vehicle - Did you know: Some of the scenes from the Star Wars movies are actually filmed on Earth. Oh what you people are stupid enough to think the space battles were filmed in space? 18h Like Reply CARIN

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Font - I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill Q 80 27,222 ♡ 50.2K I NEED "MORE SPACE Replying tol That's a water bottle holder

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Font - So sad watching people eat alone LEESG Inch bruh he is not alone they're just wearing camoflage. 5h 90 likes Reply

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Hilarious Tweets Summing Up The Midwest


Well, the verdict is in and apparently this fine batch of tweets perfectly, hilariously sums up what one might be able to expect if they were out living in/visiting the Midwest. Apparently you've got things like formidably enormous corn stalks, and you really know a Midwestern individual is at max rage capacity when they say, "listen here, pal." 

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Font - ll AT&T 12:08 PM 10 53% Thread Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE, midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the Labor Day BBQ so you don't offend whoever made the stuff you didn't eat 2:02 PM 9/6/20 - Twitter for iPhone 1,166 Retweets and comments 12K Likes Midwest vs Everybody @midwe... 3d Replying to @midwestern_ope OPE. It's the kale salad for me 99 275 525 Alink Koonine ANickkoonias 2d. Tweet your reply Q

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Font - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Midwest nice is holding the door open uncomfortably long for the person following you into the building 11:13 AM · 8/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - ll AT&T 12:10 PM 1 O 52% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. The 9 levels of midwestern anger 9. "For crying out loud" 8. "Woah woah woah" 7. "Hold your horses" 6. "Jeez Louise" 5. "For Heaven's sake"" 4. "If I had a nickel for every time" 3. "Well, now wait a minute" 2. "For Pete's sake" 1. "Listen here pal" 1:50 PM · 7/26/20 Twitter for iPhone 1,875 Retweets and comments 11.5K Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Food - ll AT&T 12:12 PM 10 48% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Midwesterners: I might have a salad The salad: 11:37 AM - 7/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone 907 Retweets and comments 7,968 Likes Tweet your reply

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Organism - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. "Name an extreme Midwest sport" When the corn gets so tall that you can't see oncoming traffic at the intersection 12:31 PM · 7/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - ll AT&T 12:18 PM 1 0 48% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Top Midwest Sides 9. Oreo fluff 8. Cheesy potatoes 7. Jello Salad 6. Seven layer dip 5. Pickle wraps 4. Puppy Chow 3. Crock pot meatballs 2. Scotcharoos 1. Buffalo Chicken Dip 11:49 AM - 7/11/20 - Twitter for iPhone 765 Retweets and comments 7,035 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Font - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. In the Midwest we don't say "I'm leaving" we slap both hands on our knees and say "well I spose" which means it was time to go 30 minutes ago but we're too polite to rush off 9:12 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,865 Retweets and comments 14.6K Likes

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Font - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you'd rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I'm sorry for asking 12:18 PM · 4/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. "Where are you from?" *Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from* 3:31 PM · 4/27/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Font - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. If you ask a Midwesterner "how are you" and they respond "well, im here" or "oh it's going" send help immediately. It's a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to "i need you to push me off the roof." 10:58 AM · 2/14/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Smile - kind, good, and very tired @christapeterso Thate earthquakes very much. Iam a good midwestern girl and TORNADOES are the proper way to receive the wrath of god

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Font - spontaneousmusicalnumber That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering "Oh, it's Wednesday" thezohar what does this mean rvengefulobster It means it's Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can't hurt you. Those are the rules.

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Font - Ope Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely 3/18/19, 9:24 PM

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Font - Ope Оре Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope someone: omg do you smell the air?? californians: ?? new yorkers: ... midwesterners: yep, there's a tornado coming in two days y'all better get ready

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Font - chief big belly little calves ONGuggisberg Follow *Accidentally bumps into someone* My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "ope"

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World - 27 You Retweeted Ope Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope Every Midwesterner validating single digit temperatures: "You know, it wouldn't really be that bad outside if it wasn't for the wind..." 9/21/18, 8:03 AM 254 Retweets 1,632 Likes

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Font - Ope Midwest vs Everybody * @midwestern_ope I'm freezing in this light jacket but my Midwestern ego will act tough in order to assert dominance over The Southerners 11/7/18, 7:11 PM 2,162 Retweets 15.9K Likes

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Font - Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney We talk about "Ope" as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the "Oh no you're fine" as a response to "Sorry." 8/6/18, 19:00 2,519 Retweets 13.1K Likes

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Photograph - THATSANICE TRUCK BE A SHAME IF . PROUD AMERICAN HUNTER RAN INTO IT.

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Handwriting - Hanna Presley Dipple ••. October 13 at 3:20 PM "Watch for deer" is the Midwest version of I love you.

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Ecoregion - WE LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW MAN SHED BY DOING DONUTS IN EMPTY PARKING LOTS!

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Employee Gets Karen Translator Fired For Being Difficult


Wow, after reading through this glorious tale of pro revenge it would seem that this Karen translator was so aggressively clueless that she didn't even realize her job was pretty much useless. If one is able to lock down a paying gig that doesn't actually really carry any weight in a company's profitability, then it's probably wise to not stir up a fuss about someone else who's a big player for the company. 

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Font - r/ProRevenge + Join u/ROKexpat · 1d How I got our translator fired I was working a job that had me operating in one our offices overseas. We would have business expenses, and those receipts would be in the language of the country we were in obviously. Those expenses were for things like printer ink, office equipment, cleaning services, marketing costs, all pretty standard stuff. Well around this time we got a new VP over our region who worked out of head office in LA. This VP came up with

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Font - The VP tries to defend his position "but she does a good job" and I counter "but you could frame this as you've saved us $40,000 a year and created a baseline to judge expenses by, cutting costs is always good for the bottom line and the end of the year bonuses isn't it?" FYLI knew that a major % of a VP comp package with the company had to do with the companies margin at the end of the year, the bigger the margin, the bigger the bonus. You can see the twinkle in his eye

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Font - We carry on the rest of the night, a few weeks later we get an email from the VP saying that we are submit to all our expenses directly to the admin for reimbursement and that we have let go of Karen. FYI Karen wasn't her real name obviously. TL:DR got my translator fired for being difficult by getting the VP to see she was a waste of money 6.1k 3 200 T, Share

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