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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Groom Insists Ex Attends His Wedding, Bride Isn't Down

Nothing like a groom insisting that his ex be able to attend the wedding to get that drama going in full force. This guy decided to ask folks on Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for his request, and it seems like most folks are of the opinion that the dude is definitely out of line on this one. Definitely a bold kind of question to ask your bride. Sometimes you've just got to leave the past relationship in the past, no matter how much it might hurt. For some more juicy wedding drama, check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020.

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Text - AITA for wanting my ex girlfriend to be able to attend our wedding when my fiancée doesn't want her to? Asshole |(28M) got engaged to my girlfriend(27F) 3 months ago and we are planning our wedding. Now we know how many of our friends we can invite and we have started making our initial list. One of my close friends is right now in a relationship with a woman that I dated for 2 years. Our lives were going into different directions, I wanted to have kids she doesn't, and we determined we n

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Text - I'm inviting my friend and there's no doubt about it. I have no reason to not give him a plus one and he's obviously gonna bring his girlfriend. When I said this my fiancée said she didn't want her at her wedding. At first I tried to be accommodating. I explained the situation to my friend, he said he wouldn't feel comfortable going without her as she'd feel bad. I really want my friend to go, and I told my fiancée that we needed to let her come.

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Text - She said she doesn't want some woman that I used to fuck there at her wedding. I told her that if she was feeling jealous, that she won. Like literally she won the shitty prize that is to marry me, and all I want is for my friend to be there. We argued about this back and forth, eventually she in an accusing way asked why I wanted her at our wedding so bad, I told her that I already explained that it's not about her it's about my friend and that she obviously wasn't listening. We hit an i

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Text - Gambyt_7 · 23h · Asshole Enthusiast [6] YTA. Who are you marrying? Your fiancée or your all time best friend forever? I say this as someone whose ex-gf was at my wedding. This was only because my fiancée and her became friends over a couple years. Are there no other opportunities for you to celebrate with your guy friend that don't involve the ex? Must he bring someone to the reception? O Reply 678 ...

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Text - maggienetism· 23h · Professor Emeritass [84] I would say your friend is an asshole for making his attendance contingent on bringing your ex (his current girlfriend) when he knows your fiancé doesn't want exes to attend the wedding, and YTA for also pushing the issue? I get wanting your friend there but forcing your fiancée to put up with what she doesn't want instead of making your friend put up with something he doesn't want (all so you ultimately get what you want) isn't a great start t

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Text - me230422 · 23h · Partassipant [3] 3 1 Award Yta... your future wife doesn't want someone you banged at your wedding ... that's totally acceptable behavior Reply 1.6k 3 ...

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Text - stones33 · 23h YTA - You should be prioritizing how your future wife feels overall. Even if your friend is your bestfriend, your wife is the person you'll really be spending the rest of your life with. Its the choice you're making and especially if you want to start a family with this person. If you really feel shes the one, your bestfriend honestly doesn't or shouldn't have any say. Why would your dumbass friend decide to date your ex to begin with, its unhealthy. Friends (especially clo

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Text - foibleShmoible· 23h • Judge, Jury, and Excretioner [389] YTA You're prioritising the feelings of your friend and your ex/his girlfriend over the feelings of your future wife. If I were your ex I would not suppose to be invited to your wedding, especially if your fiancée was not comfortable with it. If I were your friend I wouldn't put my desire for a plus one/my girlfriend's feelings above the feelings of the bride. And if I were you I would understand that my future wife isn't terribly c

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Text - SoValkyrieMama · 23h · Asshole Aficionado [16] YTA. Your friend needs to understand that a plus one does not include your ex girlfriend at your wedding. Q Reply 4 273 ...

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Text - rawsugar87 · 23h • Asshole Enthusiast [7] YTA your wife's very reasonable wish that your ex not be at the wedding should take precedent here. Your ex and your friend are being unreasonable. It makes sense that your ex not be there. Reply 175 ...

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Text - ScrappleSandwiches · 23h · Certified Proctologist [23] YTA. Don't put your friend's feelings ahead of your future wife's. I agree that you sound like a shitty prize. Q Reply 150 3 ...

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Text - meatball0898· 21h 1 Award YTA I would 100% dump you and call it off honestly. Engaged, planning our wedding, and you're still gonna disrespect me and invalidate my feelings? Over a girl you used to bang? Bye! # Q Reply 335 ...

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Text - Little-bit_ • 22h This is coming from someone who had my husbands exes (2 of them) at my wedding (they're great and I'm good friends with both, got to know them pretty early on anyway), and even I say YTA here. She doesn't want it at the end of the day. If tables were turned would she have respected your wishes? You have to stand with your wife-to-be on this one, not your buddy and frankly if it was me I would understand if a friend didn't invite my hubby because of prior relations, so l'

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Text - Resolve-Creepy · 23h · Partassipant [3] YTA, you're putting your friends wishes over your wife's. You say you want him there because he's a good friend, but he's not being a good friend if his attendance is contingent on your ex girlfriend coming with him. Pick your battles. I don't think you want your marriage to start this way. Reply 1 93 ... +

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Text - Dovahkiinkv1 · 22h · Asshole Enthusiast [5] YTA. Are you marrying your friend? No. you're marrying your finacee. Why should she be made to feel uncomfortable at her own wedding just so your friend/ his gf/your ex doesn't feel uncomfortable? Who has top priority here? Reply 53 ...

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Text - I understand, I truly do.. but YTA. Here's the thing: it is both of your days, but you are prioritizing your friend over your wife-to-be. I honestly think your friend it being kind of a ass here. If he's really your friend, why can't he go one day without his girlfriend there? Are you not inviting your other mutual friend, can't he bring one of his guy friends? He surely understands why it isn't the best idea to bring her? I understand that you guys ended on good terms, but that doesn't c

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Text - PARA9535307 · 23h • Asshole Aficionado [19] YTA. I think you're being unfair. This isn't a random party or something, this is your wedding. And if she wanted to invite one of her past sexual partners to the wedding, even inadvertently as a plus one, wouldn't that at least give you a moment of pause, too? So how about instead of immediately jumping to unkind conclusions, and making this sound like some kind of her-being-unreasonable, deal-breaking-worthy absolute, you...I don't know, ackno

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Text - seanmonaghan1968 · 23h YTA. It's your wife's day, why start off your official life with that. Weddings are about the wife, they dream and plan these for years. They talk to their girl friends endlessly about this day. Guys just don't think the same way. Reply 1 60 ...

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Text - TheBananasHere • 22h YTA My boyfriend is still really good friends with his ex of 5 years, there's no romantic feelings there what so ever, but I didnt even need to tell him she isn't invited because he just knows it would make me so uncomfortable seeing her there. You are marrying this woman but don't care about how she feels on her wedding day? Cmon man. Reply 33 3 •..

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Text - jacs1234 · 22h YTA slightly, your friend is a major AH. I understand wanting your friend at your wedding, but you should ultimately prioritize your wife's feelings over your friends. It's perfectly reasonable to not want exes at weddings. The friend is the AH for refusing to come without your ex. Reply 18 ...

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Text - thatbrunettegirl10 · 22h Good grief YTA. If your friend doesn't care enough to attend without bringing your ex, then he's probly not that good of a friend. It's not their day, it's you and your fiancé's and she has a right to not want an ex of yours there. Why the hell would your ex even feel that she COULD go. Come on now. If your day is contingent on your ex being there because your friend won't go alone, then yikes dude. Reply 1 21 ...

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Boss Expects Work Without Pay, Gets What He Pays For

This boss wanted a manager that he didn't have to pay extra. Instead of going along with the BS, this employee decided enough was enough and let the boss get exactly the amount of work he was paying for. Incompetent managers have a way of biting themselves in the ass, like this incompetent manager who forbid overtime. Here are more people's "screw this, I'm out" stories.

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Text - Posted by u/Sherlock_DaVinci 8 hours ago 9 O 6 e6 3 9 E8 a Not qualified for the promotion, then I'll just do my job oc M Edit: Which TLDR at the end A few years ago I worked for a furniture stored in the back store. My job consisted of unloading and loading trucks, assembling furniture and placing it on the main floor of the store. After around 6 months there, my supervisor announced he resigned meaning his post was up for grabs. I had all the technical requirements so I applied, but the

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Text - After maybe 1 year my then supervisor just stopped coming into work for no reason he just decided he had enough and he just left, no 2 week notice or anything. So while the director tried to get to him I took over the role of supervisor. (I was the one with the most experience) Which means that combined with my regular work, I was now the one telling people what to do, when, doing the schedule, and all the paperwork for the shipment. 3 weeks later my colleague was officially "fired" by my

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Text - After some thinking I just decided, that if I was not Smart enough to do the Job, then I shouldn't do it, so I went back doing my regular job and I also started looking for something else. 4-5 days after I stopped filling in my director come see me in the back store Asking why the f*** the job isn't being done. After all without me to organize it, nothing was getting out of the store to be delivered to the client. I just reminded him of our previous meeting and he told me " yeah I remembe

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Text - I packed everything and left knowing that the back store which needed 5 people to operate was now down to 3 with the most experienced worker having a total of 4 months, it only took my boss 1 day to call me back and telling me, maybe he went overboard and that perhaps we could arrange something for the promotion, too which I replied that I would not be coming back since I had a few interviews lined up. I hung up while he was still cussing at me. After a few months at my new job I heard so

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Teen Surfer Told He Can't Surf By Territorial Local

Despite what some folks might think, it ain't all livin easy vibes out in the surfing world. Sometimes you encounter terribly toxic, territorial pieces of work like this dude who went off on a poor 16-year-old homie just trying to catch some waves out in Tamarin Bay.

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Tagged: FAIL , public freakout , toxic , cringe , ocean , surfing , ridiculous , Video

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Monday, December 21, 2020

Chef's Stove Hack Turns Gas Range Into Flame Thrower

It should be mentioned that this guy has officially stated to not try this at home for fear of starting a fire or losing something down your gas pipe. Apparently a gas range is just one popped off diffuser plate away from being a flame-spewing, wok heating machine. It's probably a bad idea to modify your own stove against the wishes of any warranty agreement or insurance adjuster, but like, it's pretty cool.

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Tagged: wtf , cooking , bad idea , gas , interesting , life hacks , stove , unsafe

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Lad Having A Terrible Day Walking On The Mud

Anyone who has ever tried to muddle through a gnarly slush pile of uncompromising mud like this, knows that the challenge to remain upright is a daunting one indeed. Naturally, this guy fails repeatedly while trying to not fall over. It makes for a wonderful series of fails.

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Tagged: FAIL , falling , accident , ridiculous , funny , Video

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Cringy Influencers Caught in the Wild Compilation

Sometimes the world puts on such a strange show that it just ends up feeling too cringe to be real life. This particular compilation of influencers doing their various attention-grabbing activities while out in the wild feels like it's right out of some kind of documentary dedicated to providing a commentary on the ills of the social media influencer industry. Sure, not every influencer is bad, but there are so many that have rapidly cultivated notorious reputations for being insufferably entitled.

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe , influencer , compilation , ridiculous , Video

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Drivers' Silliest Excuses To Get Out Of Speeding Tickets

It can happen to the very best of us. Sometimes, one can get caught up in such a maddening rush to get to their meeting, appointment, dinner reservation, etc. that they end up completely disregarding the speed limit. This disregard for the speed limit can result in acts of pure reckless driving, or maybe you're someone who ended up going just a few mph over the speed limit. Then from there, getting caught by a cop waiting to dish out speeding tickets can really just end up being a game of luck. These people tried to pass off some unforgettably silly excuses when they got busted.

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Text - PressureAwkward · 2h Not a cop, but I had one laugh in my face when I was 19 and got caught speeding. I was doing 75 on the highway at night, in an area that has signs that indicate the speed limit is 70 during the day but 60 at night. I legitimately didn't know I was speeding because of of this incident when I was a kid... my dad was kind of a speed demon, and I was a snitch of a kid. One night on this same stretch of highway I looked over and saw him driving about 80, and I pointed out

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Text - Billbapawpaw • 4h My brother is a cop. He said one guy told him "I saw the wife cheating on me in the nanny cam and l'm trying to get home to confront them during the act" He gave him an escort. Reply 398 ...

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Text - lookingforfreedom90 · 4h A friend of mine worked with cases where people appealed to get a ticket removed(dont know how you say it in english). He told me a story not about a speeding ticket but a parking ticket. Apparently a guy had doubled park. He got the ticket and appealed to have it removed. His excuse: He had diarrhea and had to run to the toilet so he didnt have the chance to park the right way. So because of his diarrhea he shouldnt have to pay the ticket. Needless to say the par

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Text - FreshlyWateredFern • 2h My boyfriends dad got pulled over once for speeding. The officer said he clocked him going 50mph. "But officer I was only going 45!!" "Sir this roads limit is 35.." Needless to say he got a ticket. + Reply 4 48 ...

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Text - Inri137 · 1h Not a police officer but I have a story about this: I was a physicist at an engineering school and the older faculty liked to tell the story of a long-gone graduate student who tried to get cute with a police officer. He was speeding (going some 20 over the limit on l-95) and gets pulled over, and the cop asks him why he was speeding, etc. etc. Being a physicist, he explains that the sudden cold snap overnight caused his tire pressure to fall and he was speeding because the f

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Text - The cop, amused, asked if what he said about tire pressures and speeding was true, and the young grad student replies "yes, absolutely, I'm a physicist at MIT." The cop then goes back to his vehicle and returns with two tickets: one for speeding and one for knowingly driving with underinflated tires ("driving an impaired vehicle" or something like that). Needless to say this poor fellow became a very good example of times when intelligence is not a substitute for wisdom, and why it's poor

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Text - VitaminThoughts · 5h I ain't no cop, but I think I saw it on tv many moons ago. A police officer was running a speed trap and when he pulled someone over, he walked up to their car and told the driver "I've been waiting for you all day," to which the driver responded "well I got here as fast as I could!" E Q Reply 1 233 ...

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Text - tysonn101 · 4h Didn't the old manager (maybe Alex Fergusson) of Manchester United try to get out a speeding ticket by claiming he was being chased by Manchester City fans? Reply 58

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Text - Sachifu • 5h Not a cop, but I've thought about saying "Officer, the speed you quoted is mechanically impossible with how much power this motorcycle maxes out at combined with how fat I am." Reply 67 ...

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Text - SnooHabits8041 · 17m Was riding with a friend of mine one night on the maiden voyage after he installed a V8 in his Pontiac Fiero Got pulled over and the cop walked up and says "I stopped you because I clocked you doing 76 in a 55" Buddy says "you should get that radar thing checked, it's not accurate " Cops says "we calibrate it twice per shift etc etc Buddy says "no , you don't understand, if it says we were doing 76, it's not working right, cause we were doing just over a hundred" Cop

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Text - mySip · 2h One of my friends once got pulled over for speeding and when the cop asked him why he was going so fast he replied, My wife ran off with an officer 6 years ago and I was afraid you were bringing her back! The cop let him go. Reply 4 -1 ...

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Dumb Moments from The World's Precious Dullards

When we feel like we're dumb, nothing hits the spot like seeing other people make dumber, worse mistakes than we do. It doesn't make us feel smarter, but it does make us feel less stupid. Luckily there are facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest to help provide the world with some of that needed self-esteem.

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