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Monday, December 21, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Violet Beauregarde Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

Tumblr's wandering minds are always down to lead us down wild rabbit holes with their compelling fan theories and astute observations. Recently, we were taken on quite the rollercoaster when it came to an analysis of "The Incredibles" by the Tumblr world that really spared no details. In this case though, we have a Tumblr thread that puts forth a solid case for why Violet Beauregardewas in fact robbed of a rightful victory, and should've been put in charge of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

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Lip - evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No. Do I have iron clad evidence to support my argument? Yes.

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Text - 1. She's the most knowledgeable about candy. She's committed to it, and knows her stuff. When Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the room, she recognizes it immediately. She was able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the contest, so we know she has personal discipline and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course- meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum) and the neverending gobstopper (longevity). 2. She's the most fit

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Text - 3. She's the most sympathetic to the Oompa Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that 'always goes wrong' on Oompa Loompas while he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to put herself on the front line, instead of treating the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would therefore be a better boss. 4. Her personality 'flaw' is the most fitting for the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa song, they jus

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Text - 5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable. Wonka shows everyone a candy he's very proud of. Violet is like "oh sick, that's gum, my special interest." Wonka is then pulls a "WRONG! It's amazing gum!" So in the very moments before she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just to belittle her. So when he's like "I wouldn't do that" why should she give a shit what he has to say? She's not like Charlie over here who's all "Sure Gramps, let's stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly dri

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Text - So Augustus contaminates the chocolate river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will happen to him and transports/shrinks himself deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum could potentially do to her, and caused no harm to anyone or anything but herself. Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka's shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is already basically Wonka. She's passionate, sarcastic, c

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Twitter User Harasses with Precariously Balanced Cups

It's well known that the internet is weird. The flavor of that weirdness varies a lot. Do precariously balanced cups count as harassment? If you're the type of person whose blood boils looking at imperfect and frustrating things, then probably. Those cups man, why aren't they more on the table, man?

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Text - wint @dril 3h user named " beavis_sinatra " has been terrorizing me since 2004, by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table 17 1,514 3,837 @beavis_sinatra @dril 3/22/16, 5:49 PM

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Cursed Images From The Rancid Pits Of The Underworld

Ah, yes, good old cursed images. Cursed images are one of those strange and unfortunate things that the vast and unpredictable online world seems to consistently cough up. If anything, cursed images are there as a reminder that life can always get a little bit more uncomfortable. The weirdest thing about cursed images as well is that they literally hurt to look at sometimes, but they're also so hard to look away from. If all this cursed craziness got you going, check out a collection of cursed food abominations over here.

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Text - Faith Movies with a good baseball scene HIGHN SCHOOL MUSICAL twilight UGUSIENE No likes

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Ingredient - lla Gelato 1巧克力抹茶草冰淇淋 Void 芝麻

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Retail - Low Price Lawn & Garden 131331羽 Cheese Balls Me Dee

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Bottle - TO US 1 DEPT 00071 PO 6917221743 ITEM OSS21as1 Q8326 25% ir Lumbar Manager Chai ORT ERGONOMICS UTLTY 02/14/19 BONUS 25% MO 06:36 WEM OFF! ACTIV weot re MOWY BEE HONEY E MOVINE EMOVIE olut -1 BEE RAW HONEY COMB RAW

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