Monday, November 2, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Wholesome Adventures Of Wexter The T-Rex


Sometimes, we need to lean on the internet to provide our worried, overactive minds a welcomed recess from the stresses of the world. Now more than ever, we can all benefit from some time observing Wexter the Chompin T-Rex's series of hilarious adventures. May Wexter live on forever in Tumblr history. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about humans doing cool space things.

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Dinosaur - bunjywunjy 5 bunjywunjy JURASS JUDACE JURASSIC WORLD TYRANNOSAURUS REX 39.99 29.99 OK WORLD

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Text - I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn't get me one because they were "too violent and also ate people" :( bunjywunjy hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

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Organism - bunjywunjy on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back! JURASSIC WORLD LEGACT COLLECTION EXTREME CHOMPIN' MANDIBULAS EXTREMAS MACHOIRES EXTRENES MEGA MORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX 10 00

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Organism - IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS bunjywunjy now we enter the testing phase JURASSIC WORLD GACY LOLLICTION FakM AR EXIREME CHOMPIN' NANDIBULAS EXTREMAS KACHOIRES EXTREMES KEGA MORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX

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Food - yup. looks good. bunjywunjy Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS 29.99 2 GALLIMI PTERANODON DILAPHOSAURUS TYLANNOS AURUS REX SANDA

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Text - digitaldiscipline Follow Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say "EXTREME OCHOMPIN’ “ in four languages? bunjywunjy OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT, Ilet me check the garbage to see if it's still there! hopefully I didn't destroy it in my excitement bunjywunjy *roar sound effect*

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Canidae - EXTREME CHOMPIN' • MANDÍBULAS EXTREMAS MÂCHOIRES EXTRÊMES MEGA MORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX Modern Systems Analysis and Design EDITION Wacich George PEARSON Database Processing Fundamental, Design, and b FOURTEENTH EDITION Kroenke Auer PARSON bunjywunjy IMPORTANT UPDATE: Mo Ana

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Dinosaur - WEXTER bunjywunjy update update:I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven't put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help Modern Analysisa EIGHTH EDITION Joseph S. Valacich Joey F George

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Muscle - EXTREME CHOMPIN" pue SIS crochetninja Follow There's more!

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Organism - nuggsmum Follow I love. bunjywunjy I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought l'd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

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Product - (just fine) bunjywunjy Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures brain-cells-for-sale OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

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Adaptation - bunjywunjy Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

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Footwear - bunjywunjy so it's come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that's very cash money of her. WEXTER

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Hardwood - bunjywunjy we're coming to you LIVE More than two hundred thousand notes later from HALLOWEEN 2020, where WEXTER continues to be absolutely DINO-RIFFIC!

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Organism - ... at least for as long as it takes to chew the costume off.

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Organism - bunjywunjy now with additional FUN OUTTAKES FROM LAST NIGHT: WEXTER

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Dinosaur - father why your WEXTER used FIRE BLAST #wexter #long post #wex origin 320,917 notes

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"You Had One Job" Moments of Occupational Incompetence


People make a lot of mistakes while working, and that's even when they're doing things for ourselves. Throw in a third party or having to do something on behalf of a boss you don't like, and things start to not get done at a fantastic rate. Thanks to these unprofessional circumstances, we have just tons of instances of incompetent construction as well as "not my job" moments of quality unprofessionalism.

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Technology

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Liquid - 14H30 1SH00 15h30 16h00 16h30 39 500

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Red

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Tile

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Property

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Water

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Room - RORER

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Sink

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Wall - IGEFA KÖLN

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Tile

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Sky - Island Bells AVE W 12500 Walslaind Island Bells 0 AVE ST

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Alloy wheel

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Property

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Vehicle

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Atmospheric phenomenon

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Architecture

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Door

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Iron

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Asphalt

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Auto part - adda Pepper

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Buttercream - 4Jluy Cake

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Property - Wadding Fo 14 BARBER SHOP

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Sidewalk

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Property

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Transport - MOE FONTSHIONL 2X PLENTI POI Whynot ha H00->S CTIMADE S THERE OORS MOUST REMAN MAS MOIRE SEOE

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Yellow - 110 20 165 160 15 155 150- 10 145 140 135 130- 125 120 115 110 105 100 95 do 90 you Sure up? 85 80 75 70 65 60 50 45 40 95 Tratagran and Facebok A *cherlerzos 30 25 20 IS 10 15 To measure how tall-you are

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Road - Helb

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Public space

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Building - f ART GYM 6975 7 2341 2 Ενόργανη. Γυμναστική.

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Basketball court

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Choosing Beggar Claims Knife Has Wrong Energy, Tries To Return It


This choosing beggar really came out of left field when they up and tried to return a perfectly fine knife because the knife's "energy" was off. Well, not even off. They claimed it was a soulless shell. Come on. People don't have time to be dealing with this kind of nonsense. Check out some more juicy choosing beggar drama with this entitled parent who demanded a public artist make art for them.

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Text - Hello. Hope you are well. I am afraid I would like to return the knife and get a full refund. Thank you. Hello Daniela! Can you please tell me what exactly is wrong with the knife? Just want to know what we did wrong.

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Text - You did nothing wrong. The blade is gorgeous and the quality is beyond my expectations. But you see... For me it's crucial that the objects I bring to my home have "the right" energy. I am a spiritual/healing coach, I have a very strong connection to the energy flows around me since it's my job to redirect them in a right way. And that's the problem here. I am a bit confused. The knife I sent has a "wrong energy"?

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Text - If only your blade had a wrong or polluted energy. That wouldn't be a problem. I would bring back it's balance. But it has no energy at all. You sent me a dead object, a shell without a soul. Сегодня 12:24 РМ So what about the refund?

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Text - Hello! I contacted PayPal and Etsy, want to learn their policy about making refunds for items with bad energy or with no energy at all. Are you mocking me? I am dead serious.

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Manager Fires Third Of Team, Expects Them To Work Harder, It Backfires


This certainly brings to mind the old saying about how people don't necessarily leave bad jobs, but instead they leave bad managers. One bad manager can completely upend an otherwise enjoyable gig. Just picturing the look on this manager's face by the end of these employees' time with the company is enough to get the laughs rolling. Dude must've been beside himself. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/gaarmstrong318 • 1d 3 O1 S 1 2 Lay off a third of the team and expect us to work harder. We will see about that. So this happened sometime in the 2010's somewhere in the UK (that's all I'm revealing) I worked for a medium sized PLC in a small team that worked with the sales department getting quotes. I had previously worked in another team in a different department in the same company as well. This also includes elements of malicious compliance l'll post this there a

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Text - So to set the scene the company had recently had some issues with regulators and senior management were either oblivious to the damage they were doing or didn't care. They were trying to save costs but going about it all the ring way. So my team consists of 6 team members and a manager. We were fairly busy and often helped out on other teams as well and they would in turn help us. (This is important for later)

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Text - So we are all called into a meeting without warning and told that due to declining work tickets they were laying two of us off. They did say two people were safe (the manager and his sidekick) they made us reapply for our jobs including doing a test (following the letter of the law on redundancy), which had nothing to do with our roles. It also became apparent during the process that the company flat out lied or at the very minimum manipulated the data used to come up with their conclusio

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Text - So in the weeks after the entire team were too busy to help other teams who then stopped helping us, so a huge backlog of tickets also built up. We also got threatened with disciplinary proceedings if our backlog didn't come down. But was also refused any overtime. During the process we had also been admonished for skipping steps in getting quotes (steps that often took a significant amount of time, and served no purpose) So me and two others remaining (not including sidekick who had his

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Text - One week we had another meeting with HR the sales director and our manager to discuss the issues. We all calmly said "we are sorry but we have to follow the guidelines and rules laid down and this is as fast as we can work" we were also asked to start helping out the other teams again as we should be team players. Again we said "we are sorry but we can't, our workload is too high and it's also not in our contracts that we have to do other teams work" this went on for several months and ma

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Text - We all calmly said "sorry but we checked the rules for our team and 3 people (out of 4, manager could do what he likes) can be off at any one time." And again stood our ground and all went on leave for 2 weeks each. This caused even more chaos at work as you can imagine. The sales director after this hatched a plan to get the Indian teams (we had offices in India and other offshore places) to be trained up by us and to help us, however they demanded we fly out to spend weeks there trainin

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Text - We after around a year or so of this (I'm being deliberately vague on timing so please don't ask about it) we all decided to all seek other employment having found we all could not trust the company or manager anymore. And we all found roles elsewhere within a week of each other so all handed our 4 week notices (again to the letter of our employment contracts) and were due to all leave on the same day. Now the female member of the team who was a very learned person and she revealed in all

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Text - In the final week we are there we move all our digital stuff to one location. Including all my manuals and cheat sheets for my previous team. They both did the same with their previous positions within the company. On our final day we bring in our own external drives and with IT's help download and removed all documentation and deleted the copies on the company systems. We all said our goodbyes and at the end of the day quite happily told our manager what we had done. He exploded and dema

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Skinny Man Can Carry Multiple Gallons Of Water At Once


Someone needs to tell this dude about hand carts. With that being said, this still is a wildly impressive feat. 

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Tagged: impressive , job , strong , awesome , Video , win