Sunday, October 25, 2020

Hilarious Photoshop Trolls From The Masterful James Fridman


Just in case you weren't already well aware at this point, James Fridman is the master of the photoshop trolling game. The dude brings the heat every time someone reaches out with a photoshop request. It honestly seems like it takes more skill and creativity to do what he's doing, versus actually delivery on the requests that he receives. 

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Furniture - Hi James, I was wondering if you could make it look like l'm not sitting on the edge of the bench? There were several of us sitting down and they stood up but we didn't scoot down.

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Adaptation - James Fridman e @fjamie013 Sure.

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Vehicle door - i love your work and i was woundering could u make my arms look bigger in this picture thank u keeo up the good work

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Product - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Done.

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Photo caption - Hi James, I want to post this prom photo of me and my friend but he's dabbing. Could you photoshop it so that he's not dabbing anymore? Thanks!

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Dress - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> He's not dabbing anymore.

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Meal - Hay Jamie could you please help me i need to correct this, it seems l'm holding the hand of my friend

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People - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure.

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Tennis - Hey James Can you please edit this picture so my brother and i wear the same t-shirt? Thanks! AUHOLE 10

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White - Done.

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Face - @fjamie013 Hey James can you give me a Kardashian look? Any of them :)

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Clothing - James Fridman efjamie013 There you go.

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Snapshot - Hello James! Can you please close my girlfriends eyes in this picture? :) thank you!

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Selfie - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hope this helps.

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Friendship - can you make us look older and at a party or something

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People - Reply Sure.

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Selfie - I love your photoshop work. Could you please make it so my boyfriend's armpit hair doesn't show? It's grossing me out. Thanks.

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Child - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Here you go.

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Pink - Hi Jame, we love one boy and I want to send this photo to him, can you make that I look grate and other girl in black shoes look bad. Sorry thanks

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Pink - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure. RI

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Land vehicle - Can you change my car out for something a little more expensive. Thanks you !!! -Tanner

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Academic dress - James Fridman @fjamie013 This should do it. STUDENT LOANS

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Tumblr Thread: Honoring The Legend, Snoop Dogg


Snoop Dogg forever. This interesting Tumblr thread takes a look at some of Snoop Dogg's backstory, and at one point shines light on the fact that between Snoop Dogg and his baking show co-host, Martha Stewart, she's the one who actually served time. With that being said, the word is that Martha never snitched. Check out some more Tumblr gold with this thread about a daughter hilariously crashing her mom's book club.

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Text - @hrtablaze This guy is making fun of Kanye West ? The guy that bakes cookies on tv but pretends to be a gangster? @_ShamGod There is a whole generation of people who don't remember when Snoop was on trial for murder. What a world.

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Hair - Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Snoop Dog was on trial for murder before or was I just supposed to read that in This tumblr post myself?

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Text - dandy-boi-ftm Follow The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison. shadowkat678 Follow Wait...what? 2fngrsin Follow Wiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America's Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiild

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Text - T snoopdogg 2d BE MINDFUL ABOUT STEREOTYPES ONLY ONE OF THEM IS A CONVICTED FELON. 77456 likes snoopdogg And it ain't me ! Hahahahahahaha.

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Text - brunhiddensmusings Follow also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually

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brunhiddensmusings Follow seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful FROM CROOK SN PLATINUM THA BOSS DOGG'S KITCHEN RECIPES FROM DOGG TO COOK

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Text - TO COOK and filled with Igiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories Go Shorty, It's Pour Birthday Cake

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Text - zachsanomaiy Follow Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn't want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn't wish music career drama on anyone GAPITAL The dude is mega down to earth for havin

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Text - brunhiddensmusings Follow he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of thxstral Follow Doesn't he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids? bossymarmalade Follow all these people going o

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Famished Trees that Engulfed Stuff


We tend to overlook the power of trees. Most of the time they just stand there, not bothering anyone. But given enough time, a hungry tree can envelope tons of stuff. Trees will munch on mailboxes. old toys, signs, and just about anything they can get their limbs on.

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Tagged: trees , wtf , plants , creepy , lol , eating , funny , weird

Lying Karen Uses Old Employer As Reference, Backfires Terribly


Talk about some pathological lying. This Karen sounds like just a bit of a nightmare to end up working with. And after she gets herself fired from her old job she has the audacity to list her old employer (that she screwed over) as a reference? Someone's got to give Karen the reality check moment that not showing up to work has consequences, and her ridiculous storytelling is completely transparent. Check out some more juicy Karen content with this story about how a bridezilla Karen ended up looking like a pauper at her own wedding.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/SumoNinja17 • 218d New hire misses MOST of the first three weeks of work, then uses me as a reference L TL:DR neighbor/Karen takes advantage of our company with outrageous claims, then uses us as a reference. We get our point across with creative wording. Karen continues to use us a reference and was clueless we protected fellow business owners Let's call her Karen, just because it fits. She came in and applied for a job and when I looked at her resume and a

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Text - Monday morning, she is not in, she no calls, no shows. Tuesday, no call no show, I had now written her off. Wednesday, she shows up about noon. Claims she was in her basement Sunday night and her brother was working out and he accidentally knocked her out during his intense workout. She claimed her doctor told her she had a concussion and she should stay home for a couple days. She had no doctor's note, no marks on her head, but thinking her story was so off the wall it could almost be tr

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Text - She worked Thursday and Friday. We paid at the end of every week and I gave her a check Friday, I also did NOT deduct the days she missed. She came to me and asked about the full paycheck. I told her we were a family business and realized people had lives outside work. He tried to make sure people knew they were appreciated and tried to take care of our people. She teared up and thanked me and said we could count on her. She worked the full next week, did OK. She seemed to fit in. Seemed.

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Text - The third week, she showed up Monday, but Tuesday was another no show no call. We did not hear from her for over TWO WEEKS! When she finally showed up, her story was the stuff of legends. She claimed her husband had forged divorce papers a couple years previous. Thinking she was divorced, she moved back into her parent's house. She claimed her "ex-husband" was at her parents' house when she got home the last night she worked. He told her he made up the divorce and the paperwork was phony

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Text - She did not call the police and he wasn't arrested. There was nothing in the papers or on the news about any of this. She was not hurt (thank God!) She asked if I believed her. I did not, but told her that I really needed someone I could count on coming in reliably everyday. I gave her a paycheck for one week (she had worked 1 day) and told her I wished her good luck. I had already replaced her, and her replacement was one of the best employees we ever had. Here's the malicious compliance

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Text - The next month, I come in to a phone message that someone from XXX Company called for a reference for Karen. As my secretary is handing me the message, she's laughing at the look on my face. Iasked if she was kidding, she said she was not. She said she got a call from a man saying he was the owner of a company in the area and he asked about Karen. Then my secretary asked if she could listen in on the call. (she was a pistol) She then goes and gets my partner and tells him I am going to ca

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Text - Remember folks, employers can get in a ton of trouble for bad references. He finally asked my opinion of Karen, and what I said was, "IF you can get Karen to work for you, you will be VERY lucky". He heard what I said and how I said it. He repeated that back to me exactly as I said it. All my words were the right ones, it was my tone and intonation that got my point across. He thanked me and hung up.

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Text - Karen comes into the office a couple days later, she looks mad but is trying to be pleasant. She told me she is having trouble finding a job and mentioned she has used me as a reference. She wanted to know if anyone from XXX Company has called me (she knew they did). She told me she really want the job at XXX Company. I the guy he'd lucky to get her to work for him. I told her I had been called and that I told My secretary confirmed that's what I told him, she told him she was right next

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Text - Karen smiled and thanked me and headed to the door, She said she wondered why she was having so much trouble getting a job. She asked if she could continue to use me for a reference and I told her absolutely! I also told her l'd tell everyone the same thing, that "any employer would be lucky if they can get you to work for them." She walked away smiling, happy and clueless. 1 24.4k , 876 1 Share

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