Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Satirical, Questionable, And Weird Quora Questions


The land of Quora is a strange one. Fortunately, a lot of the questions that one will come across while exploring the community are satirical in nature. That doesn't mean that they aren't straight up bizarre. And part of you has got to wonder whether some of these questions were in fact asked in earnest. We sincerely hope not. Check out more insane questions that were asked on Quora over here.

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Text - I fired an employee but he refuses to leave. He is still coming to the office. What should I do? 28 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Can I eat 0.0000002 grams of uranium per day as a caloric supplement? 5 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Question added · Parenting I think my 22-year-old is watching rated R movies behind my back. What do I do? 35 Answers · Last followed 40m ago Z Answer Follow 6 X Pass 000

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Text - August 10 B.A./M.A. ITOM English and Creative Writing & Fiction Writing, Southern New Hampshire.. I threw away my daughter's books (Eragon) because they contain magic, now she's mad at me. What should I do? Get them out of the trash, immediately. Allow your child to experience the expanse of imagination. By throwing away books like this, you are holding your ch Read More 4 2.4K D 33 000

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Font - June 8, 2019 I am not a lawyer. I want to file a case against a WhatsApp admin for removing me and my spouse from a group without a valid reason. Can it be done as it has affected us mentally?

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Text - Should I disguise myself as a bear to spy on my husband when he goes hunting? ఎ 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 1 C Shouldn't the language that most of the world speaks be called "American" instead of "English"? 148 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - If there is no God, why are there over one thousand exorcisms performed a year in the United States alone? 86 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 22 Why do some parents think it's okay to raise kids in apartments? 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - My 47-year-old son has a doctorate in quantum physics and gets straight A's but plays 792 hours of video games a week. Should I be concerned that he might have invented a time machine?

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Text - My 25 year old son just got a job in engineering and is now discussing moving out in a few months. I took $8000 out of his bank account to stop him from moving and now there's a court case. How do I get custody of my son back?

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Text - The "C" grade students from my high school are leading happy and successful lives. How is this possible?

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Text - My 14-year-old daughter talks about dinosaurs and ancient civilizations. How do I make her stop? ఎల 6 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Barbering +4 My former barber lied and told me he stopped cutting hair, yet I found out he's still in business. Do I have a case here? a 13 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - 00:35 4G, 0.20 ll KB/S My 4 year old's art is terrible. Should I tell her?

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Text - Question added Personal Question My son was hacking on mine craft. Should I smash his computer? 1 Answer · Last followed 15m ago 2 Answer X Pass Follow 2 000

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Text - Q FROM YOUR DIGEST I want to keep my son safe, is Minecraft a game with satanic origins?

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Text - Question Is it still a nickname if I call my kids failures? Community Answer wH No, you should never call your child a failure. This decreases their self esteem and will give them a larger chance of having anxiety. Do not do this. Thanks!

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Text - My 16-year-old son dropped school for his YouTube channel (64 subscribers). How do I convince him to go back to school?

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Text - I just got a notice of eviction, and I'm due to be out by Christmas. How do I fortify my house so I can't be removed?

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Diner Regular Gets What She Ordered, Pitches Hysterical Fit


Just cause you're a regular doesn't mean that you get a free pass for treating the hard working staff anything less than great. There's just some kind of mentality that seeps into the mind of a regular (sometimes), where they think that they can trouble the waiter/bartender because they've been there so many times, and leave a decent tip. Enough is enough. Sounds like these ladies did not make their return after staging a very unnecessary public freakout. 

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Text - r/TalesFromYourServer + Join u/fetalpiggywent2lab • 302d She cried over her eggs... Long LONG ONE SORRY. But I thought it was just about the most absurd encounters and had to share, this was last year. So. I own a breakfast restaurant. I have served and bartended for over a decade and we bought a restaurant about 2 years ago now and it is going really well, and for the most part people are lovely. We have a lot of dedicated regulars and I like to know them by name and memorize their order

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Text - We had these two ladies who would come in at least 3 times a week, I knew their names/orders and they would come in on the weekends as well as weekdays and sit for a good couple of hours, regardless of how busy, but they were nice ladies and came in a lot. Their orders were a little more complicated than most: over medium+ eggs, no spice on their home fries, sometimes they wanted a gluten free English muffin but sometimes they wanted tomatoes instead of their toast, and they liked their b

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Text - This one weekend we were crazy busy. An article had come out praising our restaurant in the local paper and it was a zoo. We have only 3 guys in the back, 2 small friers and sometimes it is tough to keep up. If the kitchen is a bit backed up we always let our customers know, so they know what they are getting in to (like if the food is gonna be 30 mins [heaven forbid]). These ladies came in on this day of course, eventually got seated and we kept the coffee and pleasant chit-chat going. N

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Text - eggs are over medium + and are just over medium. She demands I take those eggs back to the kitchen to go back on the grill for a few more seconds. I tell her that we can't actually do that because you can't take food from a table back to the kitchen - but I would tell the cooks and they would get some new eggs for her as soon as possible. I tell her that they won't come right away but the kitchen knows and are a bit behind so it would probably be 15 mins or less. She waves me off and goes

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Text - mad and starts to cry. TEARS. About how I have ruined her day and they are never coming back. She threw a $20 in my face, and obviously this ticked me off (and they clearly were never coming back), and I can't help myself sometimes (knowing I can't be fired ahah..) so I straight up told her "Marg, these were eggs, you don't cry over eggs, get it together,' and then they stormed out. They have never been back, and to be honest we don't miss them one bit. 4.3k O 327 1 Share

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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets


Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand Lowballing


What a classic choosing beggar scenario right here. They want something, they get the something, and then their own blinding entitlement leaves them convinced that they somehow got screwed over. It's fascinating (in a bad way) on some level to watch this kind of interaction so grossly devoid of logic, play itself out. 

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Text - Hi l'm interested in the chairs if available Hello, yes they are. I am here all day all week, available anytime for pickup if interested. Ok. Is it the whole set with the bench and table also

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Text - It's just the chairs, I am selling the bench separately for $25 though if you're interested? Ok. I'm looking for black chairs and since these are not the rite color and also the bench isn't included I can offer 80 LMK

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Text - I'm pretty firm on the price, I've already had a half dozen people message me in the last 10 minutes since it's been listed. I'll consider lowering the price after a few days if it doesn't sell. Ok but do you understand with them being the wrong color why I offer lower? I can pay 120 if you include the bench and also deliver LMK

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Text - please LMK thanks Again, I will consider lowering the price later down the road. I have a lot of interest at full price despite the color. I will let you know.

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Text - But I'm looking for black chairs not the color you have so it's understandable to offer less They aren't what I need. Just like a defective product would be marked down do you understand 3:40 PM

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Text - I see you read it but not replied. Last chance 80 for all plus delivery take it or leave it. I can come rite now cash in hand Seen by everyone Wow you sold them? I was read to buy them wow

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Text - as I mentioned I had several interested buyers. I'm sorry it didn't work out. I hope you find the right color chair. Good Hi luck. I have to say honestly you did wrong by me. We were in a conversation about a sell and in business when you are in negotiations you don't sell to other people its dishonest and wrong. Now bc you weren't fair I missed out on chairs that I need and. Now Im without chairs for my table bc you went and sold them behind my back!

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Text - I can see when you read and don't respond FB monitors sellers who don't respond quickly to their buyers. It's very rude to just ignore me after what you did. Do you even feel bad leaving me in a tight spot like this? I'll report you as a bad seller for doing this and then ignoring me. Hope it was worth it!

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