Friday, August 28, 2020

Cursed Foods from Lucifer's Larder


Food is one of the great experiences of life, and at the same time one of the most nauseating and off-putting. Experimentation is good, and some gross food combos are actually great. But sometimes people take it too far, and try to pass it off as a good idea. What it really is is cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen.

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Food - CROUTONS OF THE SKY JUNE 24, 2015 O So I'm making it my personal mission to educate my friends on how delicious June Bugs are. This is a one time a year, pretty frickin ethical (end of their 3 year life cycle) and definitely unique chance to harvest natures bounty. The taste is smoky and complex, and paired perfectly with the ceasar salad. Check my music>> https://ift.tt/2QyzBKn

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Food - My friends mum got some bacon out of the freezer, from 14 years ago! STIRCHLEY BACON COMANY LTD RIRCHALL STREEL DIGBETH, BIRMINGHAM ORA PREMIUM RASHE S MIDDLE BACON INGREDIENTS: PORK, SAL WATER PRESERVATIVES, E250, E252, ANTIOXIDAN 301 B1OSP USE BY: APRIL 2006.WEICHT 200g Kg e PACK PRICE 037359 "o 0 0 2 8 8 KEEP FROZEN V1153

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Dish - ll Verizon ? 2:29 PM 71% er ana 2 others. Yesterday at 7:49 PM O I think I may have outdone myself tonight! Frozen pizza with macaroni on top. Macaroni pizza.

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Dish - Deviled eggs topped with tuna

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Dish - Vegan & geunan kecipes for Beginners 20m · R Watermelon pizza the green stuff that your see is gucumole Y SMOOTH WRAITING

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Fried egg

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Aluminium foil - Everyday my roommate produces a fresh batch of bacon grease and then leaves it in a small bowl, as seen above. It sits on my counter for about a month, accumulating in the process. So this would be a huge win win for the both of us if you could take this off my hands. Key Facts: Aged 10-30 days Schneider's Original Good for all things baking

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Cuisine - Enchiladas made out of deli cold cuts instead of tortilla barbaraderegil o ... barbaraderegil e barbaraderegil e .... barbaraderegil o ... ENCHILADAS LIGHT Paso 5

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Food - Ranch Tomato Aspic

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Rock - Jellied Moose Nose

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Terrestrial animal - RECIPE FOR BLACK CHICKEN 1. Wash chicken 2. Add spices and herbs to taste 3. Put into pre-heated oven 4. Go on Facebook.

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Dish - SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT SAUCE TROPICAL

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Food - 40 mins. Pasta shells filled with my favourite things for supper. Peanut butter,cheese spread with chives,paprika cheese spread,chicken paste,red pepper hummus and tomato ketchup.

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Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech


We can all benefit from the pleasant reminder that we're actually radical human beings, and that the English language supports this theory. That being said, we haven't verified these, so they could be totally pulled out of thin air. Doesn't mean we weren't entertained. 

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Text - dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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Text - consultingmoosecaptain See also: Bleed is thicker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Text - espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one." It means that being equally good/ average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

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Text - thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends

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Text - with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea.

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Text - becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes." It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how

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Text - complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose. evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

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Text - alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of

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Text - these. sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like. living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

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Text - tentaclabia NICE uhh-the-green-thing The legendary thread is back Source: lesbianfreyja

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4 Behind-The-Scenes Facts That Ruin Your Favorite Movies


Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time they take a look at some behind-the-scenes facts that end up ruining our favorite movies. It's amazing how when some things come to light, the whole mirage comes tumbling down. 

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Twitter Thread: Pop Punk Bands As John Mulaney Quotes


@Sad_Bhabie's viral Twitter thread features various pop punk bands from the 2000's as John Mulaney quotes. For those unfamiliar with John Mulaney, he's a well known stand-up comedian, writer, and producer. With that being said, bring on the sweet pop punk nostalgia. 

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Text - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee I PRESENT TO YOU. MY VERY SMALL AUDIENCE. POP PUNK BANDS OF THE 2000S AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES. A THREAD.

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Text - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee My Chemical Romance You remember being 12, when you're like, "No one look at me or l'll kill myself."

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Text - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Blink-182 "Eat , suck a k and sell drugs."

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Photograph - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Green Day I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.

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Speech - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Panic! At The Disco but sometimes he vould be gay.

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Technology - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Simple Plan (groans) You know, life.

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Text - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Brand New I'm so horny and angry all the time...

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Violet - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Fall Out Boy Yes, you heard me, an English major.

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Purple - Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee Mayday Parade and you are an idiot who fell in love with her.

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Quick Tumblr Thread: Jedi Vs Conventional Guns


All the Star Wars books, video games, movies and TV shows have come with some interestingly thought out lore. Some tidbits are highly compelling, like this simple but effective Mandolorian approach to Jedi who famously deflect blasters all the time. For some other fun Star Wars stuff, here's a thread on how Darth Vader is the queen of drama and this thread on George Lucas admitting spice is space drugs.

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Text - systlin Another tidbit of Mando lore; Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as "fun lightsaber practice". During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is "A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi's face."

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Text - systlin Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire Mando'ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch the-swift-tricker everyone: you can't beat the jedi. they'll just deflect your blasters

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Selfie - the mandalorians: Shame.

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Text - bauliya mandalorians are the most op group in star wars because they have in spades what the crazy universe lacks: common sense sasskarian it's true and you should say it Source: systlin

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Professor Turns Into Total Nightmare, Dean Saves The Day


We're talking Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter levels of toxic from this teacher, folks. Yes, by the sound of it this teacher was a disaster from the start. Fortunately, one particular student ran the issue back to the dean of the school, who intervened after assuring the student that they wouldn't have to worry about passing the class. With that kind of free (and totally warranted) pass, the pressure completely dissipated. They actually managed to have some fun with the whole situation. The lesson that the teacher hopefully learned would be to teach the actual material that the students are paying thousands of dollars to learn. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/handcraftedcandy • 10h + Join Last minute professor turns into a nightmare, I make sure she never has a job there again. About 10 years ago I was attending a local community College for my Associates in Fine Arts. In retrospect it was dumb to do so after the economy had tanked from the 2008 recession but I digress. In my second year during the first semester one class I had to take to advance and be on track to graduate on time was Drawing II. In this class I was suppose to

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Text - The school did their best but she was woefully under qualified and was a recent college graduate with a Masters in fine art. She believed she was giving us the best education possible but to a fault. She thought she knew it all and because we were just students we knew nothing. She almost always smelled like a dirty litter box and was covered in cat hair as well. From day one I knew I wasn't going to get along with her. One of the first exercises she had us do was gesture drawing which fo

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Text - We walked in one day to all the desks arranged around a giant display of almost every single object the art rooms had in storage. I'm talking mannequins, chairs, ladders, plants, clothing, you name it all in the center of the room standing nearly 10 ft tall and 20 ft long. She told us all to pick a seat and pull out our 18"x24" vellum drawing pads. For those who don't know, they're high quality paper and very expensive.

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Text - At first I took it as a wonderful challenge since clutter has always been a struggle of mine. There was a lot of forshortening and other tricky things I could practice my skills on. That optimism was short lived however, after 10 minutes we were all rudely stopped by a whistle and told to stand up, leave our paper and move to the seat on the left and work on that drawing. I asked her why and to explain what the point of the exercise was and she said, "to practice different angles of the s

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Text - So that's what I did, the remainder of the class I spent most of my time correcting other people's mistakes, though I probably just had a different perspective since we all were different heights. It was a very frustrating day for me and my classmates. It was about 2 weeks into the semester and many students that didn't need the class dropped out at that point before they took a hit to their GPA. This was just the beginning of the issues I had with her and I was already formulating a way

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Text - Our midterm was next on the list of problems. She had decided to give us a challenge involving working in large scale. We were required to turn in a completed 10ftx6ft drawing and we had 2 weeks to do it. This enormous project had to be done on top of all my other midterm assignments, many of which were research papers that were also time consuming. I also had a part time job. I had very little sleep and rushed the last half of the drawing just so I wasn't given a failing grade for not me

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Text - At this point we still had not delved into color theory or made anything I would call worthy of my portfolio. Me and a friend in the class decided to voice our concerns to the Dean of Arts at this point. The dean was already slightly concerned because we had about 10 students remaining out of an original 30. All who were left were in the same boat as me, we had to finish the class in order to graduate on time. The dean said she would sit in on the next project's critique to see how she wa

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Text - The next project was a charcoal study, once again no color theory. It was simply an 18"x24" still life done on vellum. Halfway though we had a progress critique and the dean sat in to watch. I could tell the professor was a nervous wreck, she stumbled through the critiques and gave almost no useful help to some of the less talented students. Afterwards the dean told my friend and I that she would make sure we would at least get a passing grade for the class, but there was nothing she coul

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Text - Having this information made the last 4 weeks of the semester very sweet indeed. I used every opportunity to question the professor's lessons and frustrate her. She was quite literally like Professor Umbridge and I felt like Harry Potter, the difference being she couldn't harm me. My friend and I had been talking to the rest of our classmates and we all couldn't stand her. The final project was only the beginning of my revenge.

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Text - Once again we had no color but I was determined to make this piece usable for my portfolio. She set up a twisted, knotted fitted bed sheet on a piece of plywood and shined a light at an angle to give us a chance to do a detailed study of light values. I got super detailed, my drawing ended up being hyper realistic. I was so focused on a small portion of it that it ended up being smaller than her 18"x24" requirement. She said she would lower my grade for that reason unless I made it fill t

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Text - The dean assured me that would not happen and that she would be sitting in on the final critique. She also mentioned that she would be giving our class sheets for an evaluation of our professor's performance for the semester. She also informed me that the sheets would determine her future employment with the college. The dean watched and I ended up getting an A for the assignment, even after cropping it down so there wasn't a huge amount of white space. Did I mention throughout this whole

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Text - One of the requirements for our final was being given an evaluation by our professor in a one on one setting. She brought me into her office and we looked over my portfolio for the semester. She criticized everything I did and had no useful feedback then had the audacity to ask me to go easy on her evaluation. The dean had told me she wasn't suppose to do that so of course I wasn't going to let that go.

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Text - The final day of classes our professor handed out the evaluation sheets and gave a short speech about how "I hope you all had a wonderful semester and I hope you have nothing but good to say about my first teaching experience." We were not required to put our names on them since she would be seeing them at a later point. She also had to leave the room while we were filling them out and I knew the dean was going to come in and collect the sheets so I was brutally honest. I ended up writing

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Text - I know my classmates mostly did the same, it basically turned into a group project where we all reminded each other of some of the things she had done throughout the semester. The school made it easy too, one of the questions I remember it asking was "How likely would you be to recommend this professor teach here again?" "Not at all." After the dean collected them she glanced over some of them gave gave us a sincere apology and told the class that we would all be passing. She would have m

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Text - As far as I know that professor was never invited back to the school and was probably blacklisted from most schools in the area. She was told at the beginning of the semester what the requirements for the class were and she met none of them. When I had the dean as my painting instructor she ended up having to take a week to teach us all the color theory we were suppose to have already learned. Thankfully she is a wonderful teacher and we all caught on fast. 2.9k 110 1 Share

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